Spear Teacher

"My feeling is... I can't get a divorce."

After Qi Yu finished speaking, fans who had already watched the trial live and then switched to the live broadcast room were all cheering.

[Teacher Changmao married me, I died early, and your name is written as the beneficiary of the million-dollar insurance! ]

[Ahhhhhh, who understands? ! ! Other CPs are still holding hands, but my CP has promised not to get a divorce! ]

[If it weren't for reason reminding me, I would have thought that today was the scene of the two officials announcing their marriage. ]

[Family members, I have already made an appointment to watch the local trial tomorrow. Is there anything more interesting than this? ]

[......]

After watching the trial, it was only noon.

Qi Yu raised his hand to check his watch, then turned to look at Jiang Qiyu beside him:

"What do you want to eat?"

"......"

Jiang Qiyu subconsciously touched his pocket, and thought of the task given to him by the young master. After a moment of hesitation, he smiled and said:

"I want to go to a romantic place with you to eat hot pot together."

"You..."

Qi Yu raised his eyebrows, and before he could speak, he heard her next sentence:

"It doesn't matter if it's not romantic, it doesn't matter if it's not hot pot, it doesn't matter if it's not you... it doesn't matter if I pay."

"......"

Faced with such an expert in destroying the atmosphere, Qi Yu has learned to let it go.

He turned around and opened the car door, leaving her only one sentence before getting in the car:

"You can eat whatever you want, just shut up."

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Finally, under Zhao Jin's strong persuasion, Jiang Qiyu reluctantly gave up the driving rights of [粤A·886SB].

He led everyone to a high-end restaurant under Qi's that provided hot pot for dinner.

After having a good meal, Zhao Jin appeared at the right time, and was confidently ready to take out his carefully arranged date plan.

But he was interrupted by the enthusiastic Jiang Qiyu again.

She first lowered her head and fiddled with her mobile phone for a while, then showed a location of G City not far away and looked at the man opposite:

"You treat me to dinner, and I treat you to a walk in the park, how about it?"

Qi Yu just glanced at the location on her mobile phone screen casually, paused for a moment, and nodded gently.

I have been to the court, what else is unacceptable.

Besides, it should be nothing to go to the park...right?

But the facts proved that Qi Yu was still young, careless, and underestimated the enemy.

He stood at the entrance of the so-called "park" in this person's mouth, took a deep breath, and finally couldn't help it.

He raised his hand to clasp her head, gently turned her to force her to face him, then narrowed his eyes dangerously and slowly leaned forward, saying from behind his teeth:

"Is this the park you mentioned?"

"Yes."

Jiang Qiyu's head was controlled, but he still raised his hand and pointed at the huge stone tablet at the entrance of the public park with a righteous look:

"Public cemetery, abbreviated as park."

[Hahahaha, Teacher Changmao, you understand the abbreviation. ]

[Woman, how many surprises do you have that I don't know? ]

[In fact, once you put aside the normal thinking, Teacher Changmao's two locations are actually quite suitable for their date. ]

[Family members in front, I think so too! There will be no fans disturbing the court hearing. In fact, in addition to those graveyards, the cemetery is really good during the day, mainly because there are few people. ]

[Although it can be seen that Teacher Changmao really put in a lot of effort, I still have to laugh! 】

Zhao Jin, who was standing by, was stunned. His lips trembled for a long time before he could tremble and squeeze out a sentence:

"Court... cemetery... these places, did you choose them in advance?"

"Of course."

Jiang Qiyu took away Qi Yu's hand on her head, nodded seriously, and then put his hands in his pockets and strode into the largest cemetery for the rich in G City.

What a joke. She is very principled about dating. No matter who she goes out with, she only has ten yuan in her pocket at most.

And today, whether it is the court or the cemetery, these two places have one thing in common -

that is, it is free.

No need to pay, just companionship.

Spend the least money, play the most expensive work, the main point is a cost-effectiveness.

Seeing her step firmly into the inside, Qi Yu also breathed a sigh of relief and followed her steps.

After the two entered the cemetery, they found that this place was very different from the cemetery they imagined.

There are well-trimmed trees everywhere, and the tombs are not all the same. There are also many sculptures built for the deceased.

Although the cemetery is rarely visited, the chirping of insects and birds is endless.

Walking in such a quiet and pleasant environment, it is alwaysIt will make people unconsciously slow down their minds and feel the unique scenery, which is quite interesting.

Along the way, they also saw various tombstones and epitaphs.

A small cemetery, the tombstone is not the usual square shape, but is carefully carved into the shape of a cloud by craftsmen.

It tells the life of the owner of the tombstone, a little girl who died at the age of eight, but the epitaph is full of childishness: "I want to be a free cloud in the future."

There is also a young man who died at the age of 30. There is only a simple sentence on his tombstone:

"Don't sleep much when you are alive, you will sleep forever after death."

An old man in his 80s quoted the words of the writer Hemingway:

"I'm sorry I can't get up."

There are many epitaphs that are eye-opening or touching:

"Look at life and death with a cold eye, and ride through the world."

"The soul flies to heaven, and the body rests in the soil."

"Nameless monument, who am I?"

"Don't put coriander in the tribute!"

These epitaphs with relief or even ridicule make people feel less sad and heavy even when walking in such places.

Facing death is a very cool thing.

The two walked side by side slowly, and Qi Yu suddenly spoke in a calm tone without any emotion:

"If it were you, what would you want to write on your epitaph?"

Jiang Qiyu raised her eyes and looked at the dense branches above her head. After a moment's hesitation, she answered directly:

"Life is like tofu brain. It doesn't matter whether it's sweet or salty. It's all crumbly anyway."

As she said this, the audience in the live broadcast room also started to speculate about their own closing words in life.

Not long after, another hot topic became a hot search.

#Your closing words in life#

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In this way, the two walked and stopped in this beautiful cemetery, and it took a long time to get out of the maze-like park.

At this time, it was almost time for the concert arranged by the program team to start.