Spear Teacher

Jiang Qiyu really didn't lie.

She almost suffocated just now.

But she couldn't say this to anyone else. Who would suffocate to death by listening to half-true and half-false "love" while playing games?

It's too embarrassing.

So, after she heard the light but clearly regular breathing on the other side.

She gritted her teeth and glanced at the second sentence on the big screen and said:

"What did you say just now is true?"

"...... Jiang Qiyu,"

Seemingly suspicious of her unusual questioning, Qi Yu paused and asked tentatively:

"Did you drink?"

"......"

After accidentally completing the task that he had not completed just now, Jian Ziyi silently made a fake crying expression to Jiang Qiyu after hearing this sentence.

Jiang Qiyu asked impatiently:

"Is it true that you didn't drink?"

"Yes."

After getting the answer, she pressed the tip of her tongue against her palate and thought for a moment, then continued to guide:

"But I have many shortcomings, and you don't understand them."

"......"

After she finished speaking, the man's laughter came from the other side again.

Jiang Qiyu's ears were numb, and the next moment she heard him say:

"Jiang Qiyu, do you think you have ever hidden your shortcomings in front of me?"

"......"

"I don't even know that you sleep-"

"Hey (↗)"

Seeing that the boy was about to say something outrageous, Jiang Qiyu immediately raised his voice to interrupt him.

Facing the looks of "Can I listen to this for free?" from the people around her, she said with a stiff face:

"You don't know one thing."

The other side seemed to have regained his ease as usual, with a faint smile in his tone:

"Then tell me what you think."

"I have a bad temper."

"I know that."

Hearing the undisguised carelessness in his tone, Jiang Qiyu showed his moves:

"I can beat people, domestic violence, do you know?"

Qi Yu was stunned when he heard this, and then he picked out two words from this sentence:

"Domestic... violence?"

He tasted a sweet taste between his lips and teeth, which was completely different from the coffee he had just taken.

He turned his back, unwilling to look at his worthless appearance in the mirror, and slightly lowered his eyelashes with joy:

"You want to domestic violence me?"

"..."

Jiang Qiyu was speechless for a while.

I don't know if it's an illusion, how come the two serious words "domestic violence" have a bit of unpleasant meaning when they come out of this kid's mouth?

Isn't this a reward for him?

Ah...

Discarding all the random thoughts in her mind, Jiang Qiyu continued to pretend to be fierce:

"Yes, if I hit you in the future, what will you do?"

But Qi Yu didn't take her words to heart at all, and said with a hint of meaning:

"Jiang Qiyu, have you lost your memory?"

"?......!"

When he said this, Jiang Qiyu instantly remembered the one-day date in the love variety show before, and why the two of them went to the police station.

That was indeed her interruption.

If Qi Yu and she were to domestically abuse each other, the winning rate was about 19 to 1.

One punch from Qi Yu, and she would die.

"Uh..."

But in this situation, she could only bite the bullet and continue:

"Suppose, suppose you understand? What if I hit you in the future and accidentally hurt you, what would you say?"

"Hurt?"

Qi Yu calmed down now, and his keen insight naturally found the loophole in her tone.

Associated with the time in China, he easily guessed that she should be recording a program now, and this phone call was probably a part of the game.

Similar to... guiding him to say something specific.

Thinking of this, he first felt sorry for not being "domestic violence", and then tried to guess the possible task command:

"You, give me a whistle?"

"..."

It seems that you guessed wrong.

Jiang Qiyu didn't know that Qi Yu had already realized that this was a task, and was a little embarrassed about how to guide this "love can relieve pain".

Subconsciously cast a look for help to the diary teacher.

Gu Xunjian whispered something in her ear, and Jiang Qiyu's eyes lit up. She said into the receiver:

"If I hurt you by accident, and your brother finds out and persuades you to break up with me, what will you say?"

Qi Yu: "I don't have such a brother."

Jiang Qiyu: "..."

Qi Yu: "Then should I beat him up?"

"Forget it."

Jiang Qiyu gave up such useless guidance and could only hope that Qi Yu's Internet speed could be a little faster:

"Do you know that...his fist has ibuprofen?"

"?"

"That one, the iron rod dipped in anesthetic, and he still asked for it after beating."

"——"In an instant, it was as if a blessing came to his mind.

Qi Yu suddenly thought of a Weibo post he had accidentally seen on the Internet before, and connected it to the previous sentence "I love it so much", he tentatively said:

"Love... can relieve pain?"

"——"

After he finished speaking, the air was silent for a moment, and then countless people screamed in surprise from the receiver:

"Ahhhhhhhhh!!!"

"Success! This can be successful!!!"

"He loves it so much!!!"

"Mr. Qi is really good!"

Amidst the countless noisy voices, there was also a clear male voice, with dull surprise:

"Teacher Jiang, are you two really talking?!"

Qi Yu was about to frown, but those cheers suddenly faded away, and a familiar voice with a joyful tone sounded, as if it was very close to the receiver:

"Qi Yu, you are really a good boy, I will explain to you in the evening, I'm hanging up first!"

"Beep——"

Listening to the busy tone of two calls being hastily cut off.

He curved his lips slightly and responded to the air:

"Yeah."

"......"

Chi Guyuan had been staring at the bathroom door in the office for more than ten minutes, and Qi Yu hadn't come out yet.

Just when his curiosity was about to burst out, the door handle moved.

A tall figure pushed the door open and walked out.

I saw his stubborn brother who was always calm and self-controlled, and who had broken three ribs while parachuting and managed not to frown.

At this moment, his tie was slightly loose, his handsome face was wet with water, and his face was full of spring. There seemed to be unwiped water drops hanging on his long eyelashes...

It was known that he had received a phone call.

Those who don't know would think...

Chi Guyuan looked at him with disdain, and was about to tease him for being useless, but was interrupted by Qi Yu with a serious face:

"Let's go."

"Where to?"

"Work."

"..."

Chi Guyuan almost fell off the chair. He turned his head and looked at the dark sky outside the window:

"Brother, it's 22:46 in M ​​country now, are you crazy?"

"No."

Qi Yu's eyes were as bright as if they were soaked in water:

"I'm anxious."