Sleepless Doctor

The latest website: "The key thing is not just a magazine, it's a text in the PEP textbook of the special elementary school!" Wu Mian said, "It's a PEP text!!!"

"Which?"

"The text "Edison Saves His Mother" on pages 137-139 of the Chinese textbook for the second grade of elementary school." Wu Mian said, "It was about Edison's mother who suffered from appendicitis. The principle is the story of the success of the operation."

"Hahaha, Lu Xun said, I never said that." Chu Zhixi smiled.

"Oh." Wu Mian sighed. "The reported appendicitis operation was completed in 1886. Someone must have done it before. The surgeons at the time were too wild, with beaks...not to mention this. Edison Born on February 11, 1847, when he was 7 years old, it was 1854. The storytelling is too rigorous."

"And it's still in the Chinese textbook, did you memorize it, brother?"

"Just read it and remember, no need to memorize it." Wu Mian said, "I felt something was wrong after I came into contact with medicine, girl, you know, I can't forget it."

"Hey, I don't remember it long ago. I remember the story of that summer camp. Now when I think about it, I think that the RB elementary school student is very sick when he is hiking with a 20KG thing."

"That's not counting, the final summary statement is the most excessive, and it is quite sensational."

With that said, Wu Mian began to recite the article with eloquence.

"When the summer camp was declared closed, Miyazaki City Councillor Mr. Misato Gota made a summary. He specifically asked RB children loudly: "Is the grassland beautiful?" 77 RB children shouted in unison: "Beautiful!", the sky is blue Not blue? "Blue!" "Are you coming yet?" "Come!" These wild roars shocked every Chinese person present.

OMG! Is this the education of the RB people to the offspring? Is this the Yamato national spirit? When the RB kids raised their heads, tears flickered in everyone's eyes. Behind this group of RB children, standing is their parents and the entire RB society. "

"Hahaha, brother, did you often participate in recitation contests when you were young?"

"No, no time. When I was a kid, I used to play truant and went to Laoyashan to see the old forest." Wu Mian said.

"What about being caught?"

"Skip a grade, just leave this class teacher." Wu Mian said.

Only people like Wu Mian can do this incredible method. Use skipping to deal with the class teacher, if you are not honest, I will leave... I'm pretty awesome, Master! It's really awkward to think about it.

However, this method can only be done by an abnormal person like Wu Mian, and its imitability is particularly poor.

"Edison's operation on his mother, parts of Qingdao sewer German engineer, and RB elementary school students are all from that era." Wu Mian said.

"Is it made up?" Chu Zhixi asked.

"This summer camp does exist, but these bridge sections are all fabricated.

At that time, the schoolbag was not 20 kg, but about 11 kg, and the distance was not 100 kilometers, but 19-21 kilometers, and the Japanese had never said that they had to walk 100 kilometers. The weight of elementary school students is generally 40 kilograms, carrying 20 kilograms for 100 kilometers? Really thought it was Ultraman? "

"I'll just say it!" Chu Zhixi smiled.

"But what about the rumors now? This fake story turned out to be one of the 10 most influential articles in the 20 years since the publication of "Reader" magazine, which has deeply influenced a generation." Wu Mian sighed. "At the beginning of the reform, many movies and TV series all talked about opening the door to the country. The outside was blooming like a flower, and the house was in tatters, so there was a saying of the Heshang generation."

"The spirit and spirit of the War of Resistance against the US and Aid Korea disappeared completely by the Heshang generation, but fortunately for the War of Resistance against the US and Aid Korea, whether it was the American emperor or the Soviet revisionism, they would weigh it again and again when they wanted to do it."

Chu Zhixi couldn't understand what was said in Wu Mian's words, and Wu Mian didn't say much about this period of history. Just staring at the road intently, not knowing what was thinking in his mind.

"Brother, you drive well. Don't be distracted, don't always think about Wang Qingshan." After a few minutes, Chu Zhixi said with some worry.

"I." Wu Mian said quietly with his fingers, and said with a smile, "Multi-threaded, it doesn't affect."

"Drive well, or say something, don't say a word." Chu Zhixi said, "Don't even think about beating Professor Wang. The principal has said it, that won't work."

"Hey, do you remember that mantra?"

Chu Zhixi shook her head.

"Wolves travel thousands of miles to eat meat, dogs travel thousands of miles to eat shit. Fool, what is the husky? The wolf eats **** when hungry." Wu Mian said contemptuously. Speaking of studying in Australia 20 minutes ago, there are blue sky, white clouds and green grass. There are young men and women who are close together, and their faces are full of beautiful yearning."

"That's right." Chu Zhixi recalled vigorously, and couldn't remember that Wang Qingshan had said these things, but what her brother said was always right, and she didn't think much about it. After pondering what Wu Mian said just now, it seemed that there was nothing wrong with it.

"Hey, but 20 minutes later when I talked about the Imperial Medical University, he said he saw a couple sitting back to back on the green grass and reading, and holding hands, saying that it was animal desire! I have already remembered the student in question. You weren't there that day, Looking at the look of look down on Gouri's face, I really want to lift the table and beat him up."

"Many of their age think that foreign moons are round."

"My lord, times have changed." Wu Mian said with a smile.

The 100th trick in the "100 Swordsmanship" written by German swordsman Michael Henner is to hit someone with a gun. The name of this trick is "My lord~www.wuxiaspot.com~The times have changed."

Chu Zhixi didn't know this stalk, and Wu Mian had never said it in front of her.

But only the literal meaning is enough to explain everything.

"My lord, it's time to eat and poop!"

"It's disgusting..." Chu Zhixi frowned, "Brother, leave them alone, look at how fast the domestic construction has been in recent years, they are on the verge of obsolescence, and eat some leftovers left over from the previous industrial revolutions."

"As long as you don't fight, you can do anything." Wu Mian became serious, his face full of anxiety, "From ancient times to the present, no powerful empire came down from the top of the world without using war to lower the curtain. There is no empire. Is willing to withdraw from the stage of history."

"It's like a monkey king fighting for hegemony."

"Well, it's almost the same. If you fight a game, the winner takes all. It would be nice if you have another 20 years, but unfortunately, the American emperor is not a fool." Wu Mian sighed and said, "The most powerful ever Empire, hey! The most powerful empire, the lighthouse..."