Sleepless Doctor

Wu Mian changed shoes and went into the house and said, "No, there is something wrong with me coming back."

　　 "Wash your hands first, and wait for the meal." Zhang Lan was cooking in the kitchen, and her words were mixed with the sound of cooking pots.

　　 It was the same when I was young. The first thing I did when I came back was to wash my hands. After Wu Mian came in, he went to the bathroom and washed his hands clean with a six-step wash.

　　 "Mom, what is delicious?" Wu Mian covered his nervousness with a smile, and walked into the kitchen.

　　 "Huh?" Zhang Lan was taken aback, "Are you sick?"

　　 "..." Wu Mian scratched his head, "Didn't I care about you?"

　　 "You never enter the kitchen." Zhang Lan frowned, rubbed her hands on her apron, and reached out to touch Wu Mian's head.

　　 Wu Mian hid slightly, "Mom, I'm fine."

　　 "What's wrong with you? What's uncomfortable?" Zhang Lan asked nervously.

　　 "Isn't you going to get married in the next year? I have to learn some food myself." Wu Mian said with a smile.

　　 Zhang Lan looked at Wu Mian in surprise, and then smelled a peculiar smell.

　　 "Bear boy, go away, the food is almost battered." Zhang Lan hurriedly continued cooking, pushing Wu Mian aside.

　　 "This is serious business for me." Wu Mian said, "You think, after getting married, I will cook a few dishes and drink two bottles of beer with the girl at home. How comfortable and comfortable it is."

　　 "Will you?" Zhang Lan looked at Wu Mian suspiciously.

　　 "How do you say this, what can't I do with your son." Wu Mian scolded.

　　 "Have a baby."

"Mom, don't force me." Wu Mian said seriously, "In 1998, Britain planted embryos on male omentum and gave birth successfully. Now the technology is more mature, but this kind of experiment is a bit boring, so I know There are not many people. If you want to say that again, I will have a baby to show you."

　　 "……"

　　 Zhang Lan wanted to smash Wu Mian, making him feel that he is omnipotent all day long!

　　 Didn't expect that men can also have children?

　　 Where is the truth?

　　 "What is the first step to stir-fry shredded eggplant?" After Wu Mian finished speaking, he stopped talking about men giving birth. He just said casually. If he really wanted to give birth to a child, he probably wouldn't be able to do it.

　　 "Wash the eggplant first, and peel it." Zhang Lan didn't dare to mention the issue of giving birth.

　　 What she wants is her daughter-in-law to give birth to her own grandson, not her own son... I can't even think about it at all. The thought of Wu Mian's big belly makes Zhang Lan's whole body unwell.

　　 That situation is too weird.

　　 "Oh, how many eggplants? The size of this stuff is different, is there a number of grams? How many two is fine." Wu Mian asked, picking up an eggplant from the ground.

　　 "No." Zhang Lan's dish was out of the pot, she skillfully poured the dish into the plate next to it, and brushed the pot again.

　　 "Mom, why is it so imprecise? Just this dish of fried eggplant, how many eggplants are used? Probably a few taels, can you remember." Wu Mian asked.

　　 "How can there be such a calculation." Zhang Lan scolded, "If you want to practice your hands, you have to take an eggplant first."

　　 She saw that the eggplant in Wu Mian's hand was a bit big, so she snatched it back, bent down and picked up the smallest eggplant and handed it to Wu Mian.

　　 "It shouldn't be so stingy."

　　 "It's not stingy, you can't eat what you make, it's wasted." Zhang Lan said.

　　 "Mom, your son, I just finished a domestic one..."

　　 "Wash the eggplant." Zhang Lan glared at Wu Mian.

　　 "Good, good." Wu Mian had no choice but to weigh the eggplant.

　　 Touching the surface of the eggplant with his fingers, Wu Mian can keenly feel the hardness and thickness of the eggplant skin, and there are countless related and complicated information.

　　 Wash it up well?

　　 The most common washing that Wu Mian has touched is the six-step hand washing method. As for showers and the like, they are not included in this list.

　　 In the first step, the palms are facing each other, the fingers are close together, and rub each other.

　　 Is it easy? Wu Mian turned on the faucet, a little uncomfortable. Because the faucet at home is not inductive, will it cause bacteria to do so?

　　 First make do, anyway, it is an experiment, Wu Mian thought in his heart.

　　The eggplant is held in the middle with both hands, the white jade-like fingers are put together, and the purple eggplant is in the middle, which looks...somewhat weird.

　　 And when Wu Mian started rubbing, he felt that something was wrong.

　　 The rubbing of his hands with the eggplant made a creaking sound, like the wooden bed of Laoyashan.

　　 Brother, you pressed my hair. Chu Zhixi's voice faintly came from Wu Mian's ear, and the corners of his mouth raised, revealing a slight smile.

　　 "Washing such a big movement of eggplant." Zhang Lan said unhappily.

　　 "Mom, don't you like this sound?" Wu Mian asked.

　　 "I haven't seen anyone like it."

"This is a genetic trait, because human beings have faced many wild beasts from nature since the time of evolution. When primitive humans were eaten, the fangs and claws of the beasts scratched the bones, and the sound they made was similar to this. Similar." Wu Mian said while washing the eggplant with the first step.

　　 "..." Zhang Lan glared at Wu Mian, "I'm going to eat, don't talk about such disgusting things."

　　 "It's normal and not disgusting." Wu Mian smiled.

　　 "You lighten it, the eggplant will almost be rubbed by you." Zhang Lan frowned.

　　 "It's okay, I have counts on hand." Wu Mian said, "Eggplants are berries like watermelons, pumpkins, grapes, and kiwis..."

"Why do you talk so much, wash the eggplant well, look at your clumsy appearance, how you got the operation!" Zhang Lan didn't listen to Wu Mian's words at all, and directly scolded ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Forget it, this is mom, dear mom.

　　 Wu Mian shut up and began to "wash" the eggplant seriously.

　　 But when it came to the second step, Wu Mian's movements began to be a little slow. The palms of the hands are rubbing against the back of the hands along the fingers.

　　 There is eggplant in the middle, what should I do? Wu Mian's muscle memory has already reacted. The back of his left hand is facing inward, the eggplant is in the middle, the palm of his right hand is holding the eggplant, and the fingers are put together.

　　 This means that the fingers are longer, so they can be touched. If the fingers are shorter, it is really difficult to do this.

　　 "What are you doing!" Zhang Lan slapped Wu Mian's back and said angrily, "You know it's messed up, get out!"

　　 "Mom, I wash the eggplant..." Wu Mian said weakly, knowing that there were some problems with what he was doing.

　　 "If you want to wash the eggplant, just wash it well."

　　Wu Mian thought carefully, the first time I had an operation, it was appendicitis. At that time, there was an emergency rescue, and Wu Mian sent the patient up first.

　　Everyone is very busy, Wu Mian started to spread the orders and waited for the operation. But the patient didn't know, and kept urging, the itinerant nurse asked the teacher and said that he asked Wu Mian to have the skin first, and he would be back in 5 minutes.

　　 Do it step by step. When the teacher comes back, the appendix arteries and ligaments will be free, like specimens from a local anatomy class.

　　 The teacher immediately looked at Wu Mian with admiration.

　　 Since childhood, Wu Mian has not experienced failure in the true sense. But this time, what he faced was cooking!