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Vol 4 Chapter 702: Being secretly photographed during ward rounds
Chapter 702: Being secretly photographed during ward rounds
The plastic surgery department has officially opened. Chen Qi hasn’t even started advertising yet, but patients have already arrived.
One is a male with XX, and the other is a girl with macroscopic X. If nothing else is said, just hearing the names of these two diagnoses immediately aroused the gossip among the entire hospital staff.
Everyone’s attention suddenly shifted from burn surgery to plastic surgery.
So from time to time there would be some medical staff from other departments, especially those from the administrative department, wearing white coats and pretending to come to do errands or consult, just to watch the fun.
What is the most important thing about plastic surgery?
That must be privacy.
The patient is not a monkey, you can visit at will?
They already have low self-esteem because of some physical defect. If you have a lot of people watching, are you going to let people live? Who will dare to come to Yue Traditional Chinese Medicine Hospital for treatment in the future?
So the plastic surgery inpatient department posted a notice, meaning that surgical medical staff who go to the ward to disturb patients without any reason will be deducted 10 yuan at a time.
As a result, Chen Qi found out later that many medical staff could not help but be curious and found various excuses to watch the excitement. Some were even more ruthless and simply handed out 10 yuan as a ticket.
Subsequently, Yan Shifan, as the director of the department, had to raise the fine to 50 yuan, thus putting an end to all kinds of gods.
Chen Qi didn't care about such trivial matters. He was jogging into the plastic surgery inpatient department. At this time, a group of doctors were waiting for him.
Xu Xiaowei looked at his watch and said openly, "Dean Chen, you are late. It's already 8:20."
Chen Qi repeatedly begged for mercy:
"I'm sorry, my daughter has a fever today. She held my arm early in the morning and asked me to stay with her at home. I managed to escape after talking hard. Okay, since everyone is ready, let's go to the ward rounds."
Xu Xiaowei reminded: "Dean Chen, you haven't put on your work clothes yet."
The border alliance said impatiently:
"The boss's work clothes are in the dean's office. This trip takes more than ten minutes. Anyway, the boss is checking two patients, so let's go there. Who doesn't know Dean Chen yet?"
Chen Qi thought the same thing. After all, he is the dean. Who dares to say that he does not abide by the hospital rules and regulations? Stand up and take two steps?
Moreover, a few decades later, almost no dean still wears a white coat. They all wear neat and official suits. With their hands crossed in front of them, even a fool can tell that he is a big leader.
“Okay, let’s take the time to do the ward rounds first.”
First we went to Zhao Yongzhong’s ward.
Zhao Yongzhong saw Chen Qi coming in and immediately sat up excitedly: "Dean Chen, can I have surgery?"
The patient underwent a full set of examinations after admission, partly to find the cause of the disease.
On the other hand, it also allows the hospital to make a lot of money from examination fees, especially for township entrepreneurs like Zhao Yongzhong. If there is no shortage of money, the examination orders will be issued like snowflakes, and the banknotes will float into the People's Hospital like snowflakes.
"Old Zhao, we have found out the cause of the disease. There is good news and bad news. Which one do you want to hear first?"
Zhao Yongzhong was stunned for a moment, thinking that this hospital doesn’t follow routines, so good news comes with bad news?
“I, I’ll listen to the good news first.”
“The good news is that you can do the surgery. We have arranged the surgery for you tomorrow. After the sutures are removed, you can have your **** lifted.”
Zhao Yongzhong waved his fist excitedly:
“Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can finally resume my normal life without being laughed at. What about the bad news, Dean Chen?”
The border alliance quickly sent a checklist, and Chen Qi took it and handed it to Zhao Yongzhong:
"The bad news is that the cause of your abnormal development of XX has been found. You now have thyroid cancer + hyperthyroidism at the same time."
“Ah? I have breast growth, why is it related to the thyroid gland?”
When XX becomes larger, to put it simply, too much estrogen is secreted, which makes men develop towards Savadika.
The principle is that when men suffer from hyperthyroidism, the secretion of androstenedione in the body will increase, which can be converted into estrogen through peripheral aromatase.
In addition, thyroid hormones increase during hyperthyroidism, which increases the concentration of neutralizing **** hormone-binding globulin in the blood and increases the amount of bound androgens, thus increasing the ratio of unbound estrogen to testosterone.
The above two reasons will lead to an absolute or relative increase in estrogen levels, so some male patients will experience vaginal development or even sexual overflow.
Everyone thinks that it is miserable enough for a big man to have his **** grow bigger, and he will also secrete sexual fluids, which makes people collapse just thinking about it.
“What, my husband also has cancer???”
Zhao Yongzhong experienced great joy and sorrow in an instant, and the couple hugged each other and cried.
In the eyes of ordinary people, getting cancer is equivalent to a suspended death sentence. Anyway, even if you don't die this year, you won't be able to escape next year. King Yama has issued a notice.
Seeing Chen Qi burst into tears instantly, he couldn't bear it, so he comforted him:
"Okay, okay, don't cry. We are here. Let me tell you, thyroid cancer is different from other stomach cancers and lung cancers. Thyroid cancer is also called happiness cancer..." Chen Qi hasn't done it yet After saying that, the patient in the bed next to him was dissatisfied. As soon as this man opened his mouth, he smelled like Northeastern dirt:
“Dean Chen, please stop laughing. You have cancer. Are you still happy?”
Chen Qi smiled: "Hey, Northeast Bank? Do you know Hou Guifen, that ruthless banker?"
The patient in the bed next to him scratched his head, obviously confused about who Hou Guifen was. Chen Qi ignored him and continued to comfort Zhao Yongzhong and his wife:
"Lao Zhao is also lucky. He got rutoid carcinoma, the most common type of thyroid cancer. This type is well differentiated, relatively low in malignancy, and has a promising prognosis. There is currently no metastasis of cervical lymph nodes, so it can be completely removed by surgery. , has almost no impact on your lifespan.”
“Really?” Zhao Yongzhong and his wife stopped crying and looked at Chen Qi with hope.
"Really, tomorrow you will have a cut on the top and a cut on the bottom, and then you will need to take medicine for life."
Zhao Yongzhong and his wife also cried with joy: "We all listen to you, Dean Chen, and we will do whatever you say."
Chen Qi saw that the mood of the patients had stabilized, he took out his pen and said with a smile:
"Okay, Lao Zhao, lie down first. I'm going to draw a few circles on your chest. Today I need to determine the scope of surgery and the choice of incisions."
Zhao Yongzhong obediently took off his shirt, revealing a woman's vagina, and then lay down on the bed.
At this time, the patients and their family members in other beds in the ward craned their necks to look over. Chen Qi closed the curtain to block the sight of outsiders.
Chen Qi first compared the examination report form, then touched the patient's two XX with his hand, then used a "marker" to draw two circles on the patient's chest, and drew a solitary line at the surgical incision.
While Chen Qi was busy drawing lines, no one knew that someone was quietly taking photos with a camera on the glass outside the ward.
One of the photos is of Chen Qi touching the XX with both hands (actually a palpation examination), and the other is a photo of Chen Qi drawing on the XX.
The current inpatient department of the People's Hospital is still a bungalow built in the 1950s and 1960s, so people walking by outside can see the scene in the ward through the glass windows.
Patients these days don't pay much attention to personal privacy. In order to avoid being stuffy, they often like to open the windows to get some air.
This provides convenience for pedestrians passing by to watch the excitement. Of course, the patients don't care much. After all, Dean Chen is a celebrity, and it is very common for people to watch.
Chen Qi didn’t know that he had been followed and photos taken. After completing the pre-operative preparations, he went to the next hospital for ward rounds.
The second home is the place where Yue Opera actor Ping Heling lives.
When Ping Heling saw Chen Qi coming in, he quickly stood up from the bed. He was wearing a long gown, probably a costume borrowed from the theater troupe, to cover the huge thing on his chest.
Those who can become opera actors were called actors in ancient times, later they were called art troupes, and finally they were called entertainers or artists.
This group of people have one characteristic. One is that they are beautiful, especially those eyes that are very lively, and they are alluring at first glance.
Another one is having a good temperament. After all, actors have to practice every day and have physical requirements, so just standing there gives people a different feeling.
For example, when a female college student from Communication University walks out, her temperament, dress, appearance, and figure stand out among the crowd. Otherwise, why would there be so many luxury cars at the entrance of Communication University alone on weekends?
So even if the Ping Heling in front of me is without makeup, she is absolutely beautiful, delicate, and charming. In addition, the actor's voice has been practiced and is particularly nice.
Had it not been for the fact that the little girl had macroscopic syndrome, she would have been a perfect lover, which also foreshadowed the subsequent turmoil.
As soon as Chen Qi entered the room, he joked: "Classmate Xiaoping, you are in good condition. The three-person room has become a one-person room."
In order to protect Ping Heling's privacy and reduce her psychological responsibility, the plastic surgery department arranged a room for one person for her even though the hospital beds were extremely tight, and she was given absolute preferential treatment.
Hira Heling is an actor. After getting over his initial shyness, he is now more generous again:
“Thank you, Director Chen, and Director Yan for helping me arrange the ward.”
Chen Qi continued to joke:
"Classmate Xiaoping sings in the Chinese style, right? The Chinese style of Yue opera, I personally like it very much, such as "Love Detective", "Pearl Tower", and my favorite "Panfu Sofu", This is a rare opportunity, how about classmate Xiaoping sing a piece for us."
Hearing it was singing, this was Ping Heling’s favorite career. In addition, actors had the habit of performing in public, so Ping Heling smiled and asked:
“Dean Chen, which part do you want to listen to, I have absolutely no problem with it.”
"How about you sing a piece of "Fang Qing Meets Aunt Before" for us?"
"Okay, Dean Chen, please listen carefully. My nephew is ashamed to have no sons and talents, but his kindness is better than that of Meng's mother. I hope that I, Bai Yu, will become a master soon. I will accompany you day and night to teach my son Yan. I just hope that once the storm rises, everything will rise." Go to the sky~~~”
“Okay~~~”
Chen Qi was also very satisfied after hearing this. It can be seen that the girl's basic skills are very solid and her singing voice is wonderful and unique. She is indeed a good prospect of the mainland school.
“Well, when Xiaoping is cured of his illness, he will definitely rise to the top.”
(End of this chapter)
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