Simultaneous Travel: Becoming a Legend in the Heavens

Work is shit!

Since he started working, Lu Ke has always believed in this. Whether it is working from 6 am to 10 pm, two-faced colleagues or stupid bosses, they all say it without exception...

Work is shit!

By analogy, the company is a huge cesspool, and the boss, a fat maggot, lies in it, drinking urine while arranging them, the dung collectors, to clean the toilet.

Can the world be destroyed once?

Occasionally, Lu Ke would have this idea.

…

At six o'clock in the morning, the sun in Tokyo has risen high, whipping a group of cattle and horses to start squeezing into buses and subways.

This prosperous neon capital covers a small area, but it accommodates 37 million people, most of whom are young people who yearn for big cities, but soon these people will find that Tokyo is not a paradise, but a devil's cave.

The fast pace of life that makes people vomit blood will wear down people's will, destroy people's bodies, and drain the enthusiasm of young people. Then the monster called Tokyo throws these residues out and welcomes the next batch of people with a smile.

Lu Ke turned off the alarm clock a second before it rang. He put on his clothes expressionlessly, washed in front of the mirror, replied to the work message on LINE, ate the bread that popped out of the toaster, drank the warm milk, and then went out to fight the subway that could squeeze people into meat patties.

He worked in an ordinary company in Shinjuku District. His main business was selling various specialties for passengers to buy, mainly various children's toys, both copyrighted and uncopyrighted. Recently, the boss seemed to be interested in Xingou and planned to add adult toys to the category.

Lu Ke just thought that his brain was wrong and the company was going to be in trouble, but he didn't care. Overtime would accelerate people's aging, and the long-term life of a cow and a horse had made him lose the light in his eyes.

I remember that my girlfriend, who had been in love for three years, decisively broke up with Lu Ke one month after he graduated and started working.

"I'm sorry, Luke, but since you started working, both the strength and durability of your weapons have been much worse than before."

"I never expected a student to bring me money, but if you can't even give me physical pleasure, then this relationship should end soon."

The beautiful and ruthless lady with beautiful aqua blue hair left him a total of 10 million yen, indicating that this was his hard work day and night for three years.

At that moment, Luke finally understood that the most solid relationship in the world is money.

"People can live without anyone, but they can't live without money."

After that, Luke took money as his top priority, worked hard, worked day and night, and hoped to have his own house and car in Tokyo before he was 30 years old.

As for women, it's up to you.

Things like feelings change at any time. Most young people nowadays sneer at morality. Cheating and other things are common, not to mention that the process of love requires all kinds of tolerance and concessions to the woman.

If he really met a good girl, Lu Ke wouldn't mind chasing her, but he was too lazy to spend energy looking for one or going on a blind date.

He arrived at the company ten minutes early and swiped his card in front of the familiar yawning security guard. This security guard was also a slave. Security guards in other places might have an easy time, but in Tokyo, even a dog would have to roll up.

Lu Ke went to the clock-in machine with his work badge to complete his daily clock-in work and started his day of slavery.

He was an employee of the design department. His main job was to design toys suitable for children aged eight to twelve. He had made several hits by copying. He had a high status in the department, but his boss A, the director of the design department, couldn't stand him.

Boss A was the boss's nephew, a waste without any talent. He could only sit in this position because of someone in his family. He got a generous salary and the right to give orders to his subordinates.

He liked and hated Lu Ke.

He likes Lu Ke because he is very capable and the design department cannot do without him. He also hates this because the people in the design department will ask Lu Ke, the senior veteran, for anything instead of him, the head of the design department. He thinks Lu Ke has stolen his limelight.

After a while, Boss A started to find fault every day.

"Fujiwara, the customer feedback from the last project said that your work didn't have any explosive points. What's going on?"

Seeing the conservative program in the office start, other colleagues were moved. They didn't stop typing on the keyboard, but their minds had already begun to drift to the two protagonists of the story.

"I complete my work according to user needs."

Lu Ke replied coldly. The customer at that time asked for colorful black at first, then wanted to design a tall dwarf image, and finally retreated to sky blue and sea blue.

With such a weird request, it would be a miracle if there was a hit!

If Lu Ke wasn't experienced, he wouldn't even be able to do it. Now the market test just said that there was no explosive point. It was just dog shit luck. He still asked for more?

"The customer is God. If he thinks your design has problems, you should change it."

"The contract has been completed. I provided a product that meets their requirements. The reason why it didn't sell well is because their company's concept was wrong and the marketing was not in place, not my responsibility."

"The most important thing is that God has already paid the balance."

Luke still replied expressionlessly, without even paying any attention to the idiot. The sound of his fingers hitting the keyboard was crisp and fierce, and his tone was cold.

"God is dead."

"..."

Boss A, who was speechless, snorted twice and announced angrily.

"Don't leave when you get off work, we have a meeting in our department!"

When no one answered him, his face turned red and he left after a while.

A colleague next to him came over quietly, "Senior Lu Ke, you looked so handsome when you confronted that fat pig Pingze just now."

Luke looked at the girl who had just arrived and was still smiling, and searched for her name in his mind. It seemed that her name was Tsukino Shizuko, and she was 21 years old this year.

"Thank you for the compliment. How are you adapting to the work?"

"It's okay, except that the workload is a bit heavy, there is no problem."

Luke turned his head away without saying anything, and continued to work with his head down.

You have this illusion only because you are in the novice protection period. When you officially start working overtime, you will not think that the workload is just "heavy".

"Senior, can I ask you for other things besides work?"

Shizuko's face was slightly red, and her eyes were flickering.

Lu Ke pointed to the office rules and regulations, "Office romance is not allowed within the company."

"Ah, sorry, senior, you misunderstood, I'm not interested in you." Shizuko waved her hand a little embarrassedly. Men like Lu Ke, who look like a classmate and have greasy hair, are not her type.

"Actually, I saw a super handsome boy recently and I just want to pursue him."

Lu Ke didn't react to his self-indulgent behavior and acted very indifferent.

"Then pursue him."

It's not a casual saying that it's easy for a girl to pursue a boy. Shizuko's appearance is good, and her personality... is okay. She can barely be called a high-quality woman. If she wants to pursue a man, it should be easy.

"He's still studying, a college student, and he gives me a very lonely feeling." Shizuko was a little embarrassed. If it was that easy, she would naturally not throw this kind of question to her colleagues.

Lu Ke was silent for a moment, "Do you girls like male college students?"

"Actually, I prefer high school students." Jingzi smiled shyly, "But after all, it is an important stage for further studies. If we let them indulge in love and their academic performance declines, it will be our fault."

"So the college students who are in accordance with etiquette, have plenty of time, are in their peak physical strength and have strong energy will be our prey."

Is that so, was he targeted in the first place?

Lu Ke's heart was calm and solved a puzzle, because he lost the time to accompany her after work, and spent his energy on work and could not bring her satisfaction and joy, so he was dumped.

Tsk, that woman is too realistic.

"The more lonely people are, the more they desire emotional comfort. For this kind of introverted child, you only need to find out his interests and hobbies, get to know him a little, and then chat with him and add him on LINE."

Maybe the next day this seemingly lonely boy will take the initiative to ask you for a photo of your legs.

Lu Ke added in his heart.

"What do male college students generally like?" Jingzi thought thoughtfully.

"Generally speaking, it's just games. You just need to download Steam, buy a few 3A games, and ask him to guide you online. Show some weakness, and you will win six out of ten."

Jingzi blinked in confusion, "Why six? What about the remaining four?"

"Three of the remaining four require you to buy switch, xbox and ps5, and the last one may not be interested in girls. He belongs to paper sex, asexuality or Nantong."

"..."

After a short silence, Jingzi looked at Lu Ke with shining eyes.

"Senior, you are so amazing. How do you know so much about male college students?"

"Is there a possibility that I used to be one?"

"That's right." Jingzi's eyes lit up, and she suddenly became curious about Lu Ke, "Senior, do you have photos of your college days?"

"No." Lu Ke refused coldly.

"You lied." Shizuko puffed her cheeks, "You're so stingy, senior, please satisfy my curiosity."

"What's the benefit?"

"The junior's favorability will level up!"

"No."

Shizuko sat back angrily, but her curiosity was like a kitten constantly scratching her, and she hesitated for a moment before leaning over again.

"What do you want?"

"HARBS has recently launched a new fruit cake."

"Wow, that one is not cheap." Shizuko hesitated for a while, "Deal."

Luke took out his mobile phone, opened the album, and handed it to Shizuko.

"Oh!"

Shizuko's breath stagnated, and she looked at Luke in disbelief.

Are you kidding me? The handsome guy with bright eyes in this photo is the same person as the gloomy senior in front of him?

"Senior, how old are you this year?"

"Twenty-seven."

"Are you sure it's not thirty-five?"

"... Go back to work, and give me a PPT this week to report your work situation."

Tsukino Shizuko's smile froze on her face, and her whole body seemed to turn gray.

…

After get off work, because of his boss A’s resentment, Lu Ke had to hold a small meeting. When he rushed to the subway, he found that he had missed the train and could only wait for the next one.

The subway station at night was cold and chilly. Because it missed the rush hour, there were fewer people. The light bulbs seemed to have poor contact and flickered from time to time.

Lu Ke walked into the toilet in a irritable mood. After taking care of his physiological needs, he pulled the toilet paper and found that only a part of it was exposed.

It can only be said that when people are unlucky, anything can happen.

The next toilet stall had a flushing sound, so Luke knocked on the partition and asked politely.

"Hello, do you have toilet paper?"

No one answered, but there was no sound of the door opening or closing in the toilet next door.

Luke waited for a while, and after making sure that the other side would not help, he searched his pockets. Fortunately, the lunch paper was still there.

When he was done and Luke finished flushing, a sound suddenly came from next door.

Two pieces of paper were stretched out on the floor, one red enough to drip blood, and the other blue enough to be weird.

"Do you... want... red... paper, or... blue... paper?"

Luke: "..."

So, when people are unlucky, anything can happen!

Strange Stories: Red and Blue Toilet Paper

Legend has it that in a school in Nara, Japan, a boy did not bring toilet paper when he went to the toilet. In a hurry, he heard a voice asking him if he wanted red or blue paper. The boy answered red paper casually, and then his blood vessels burst, and he died of blood loss, and his body turned red.

In another version, the boy encountered the same situation when he went to the toilet at night, but he thought of the experience of the person who chose red paper before, so he chose blue paper. It is said that the boy's neck was broken immediately, his face was unrecognizable, and his face turned a beautiful blue.