Siheyuan: The deaf old lady reported it, and I killed it all

Chapter Eighty-Nine: Calculate Me? Will count!.

In the chicken cage of Xu Damao’s family, there is only one old hen left and I don’t know what’s wrong, maybe it’s too lonely, and suddenly the yak chicken Si Chen got up these days.

Every morning at six or seven o’clock, it starts to croak like a big rooster.

“Cluck! Cluck! ”

With its call, Zhang Jianjun opened his eyes first.

“Sign in.”

[Congratulations to the host, today’s successful check-in. ] 】

[Congratulations to the host, check-in reward: get 100 pounds of white noodles, 100 pounds of rice, 20 pounds of pork, 20 pounds of beef, 10 pounds of large prawns, 1 Wuchang fish, and 1 broiler chicken [slaughtered]. 】

[Congratulations to the host, check-in reward: one crisis card [for an event, the event end card is both invalid], one two love cards [valid for 10 days], one bad luck card, one foot slippery charm, and one insect charm. 】

[Congratulations to the host, check-in rewards: small secret realm purification plus 1, sign-in points plus 10 points. ] 】

The rewards for each check-in are actually quite the same, so Zhang Jianjun is more curious about the new things he gets by signing in. For example, today’s crisis card.

“Crisis card? What does that mean? Can it indicate a crisis card or can…”

Zhang Jianjun’s fingers moved slightly, and a red card with a green graphic appeared in the palm of his hand.

“This color match… It’s quite luxurious…”

Zhang Jianjun stared at it and found that there was nothing abnormal. Then give it a try.

“It works.”

At the same time that Zhang Jianjun silently read it in his heart, this card slowly became more and more transparent in Zhang Jianjun’s hands, and finally suddenly turned into an extremely fine red-green powder and disappeared into the air.

Zhang Jianjun tried to sense it, but there was no movement. He shrugged his shoulders and got up to wash up and prepare for cooking.

When Zhang Jianjun was stir-frying, Li Xiaowan washed up and ran over.

“Father Zhang! I have a secret for you~”

Zhang Jianjun turned his head to look at her and raised his eyebrows? Little girl film, there is actually a secret?

“What secret, tell it dad to listen?”

Li Xiaowan covered her mouth and smiled like a flower, she looked at Zhang Jianjun with the big eyes of the grape water spirit, and said mysteriously: “Today, we are about to have the final exam~”

Zhang Jianjun’s eyebrows trembled, how could this exam become a secret?

“Daddy Zhang, if I don’t do well in the exam, will you beat me? Will you reward me if I do well in the exam? ”

Li Xiaowan looked at Zhang Jianjun nervously.

She hopes that Zhang Jianjun can care about herself, yes, this is her expectation.

Of course, she does not owe criticism, and since her mother left, Li Xiaowan has lived with a distant uncle.

That aunt would talk about her when she saw that she ate a lot, and would criticize her when she saw that she was sweeping the floor and washing dishes unclean. But she still envied her aunt’s child.

Because when the aunt’s child had a bad exam, the uncle would spank him, and the aunt would scold him. But that’s not the same as scolding herself, that’s thinking about the good of children, she knows all this.

Zhang Jianjun originally wanted to say that it doesn’t matter if you don’t take the exam, anyway, you only went for half a semester. But looking at Li Xiaowan’s expression, he suddenly understood what she wanted.

“Didn’t take the exam well? I won’t hit you if I can’t take the exam. ”

Li Xiaowan lowered her head slightly, but heard Zhang Jianjun’s second half of the sentence: “I’ll stop you for three days for sugar and snacks!” If you don’t take the exam next time, I won’t make you meat for three days! ”

Hearing this, Li Xiaowan’s raised face brightened!

“Hmph! Bad dad! I must have done well! ”

Zhang Jianjun scratched her little nose: “If you can take the top three in the class, Dad will buy you a doll!” ”

After speaking, Zhang Jianjun continued to cook, but Li Xiaowan was lit up by his curiosity.

“What is a doll? I know there’s a kid in our class, and she has a rag doll, but what is a doll? ”

“Dolls are…”

While Zhang Jianjun was cooking and popularizing his scarce knowledge about dolls. Yi Zhonghai waited at the gate of the courtyard for Qin Huairu, who came to wash dishes in the courtyard.

“Come here, something to say.”

He beckoned to Qin Huairu, who quickly looked left and right, made sure that there was no one in the courtyard, and immediately ran out. The two people walked one after the other, separated by more than ten meters, and walked into an abandoned alley.

“Long story short, I’m going to tell you today that I want to take revenge on Zhang Jianjun.”

Yi Zhonghai said straight to the point, I can’t think about the same foreshadowing as yesterday, if I am seen by anyone again and again, this matter will be over. Qin Huairu rolled his eyes slightly after listening to Yi Zhonghai’s words, retaliating against Zhang Jianjun, which was easy to say.

Her man Jia Dongxu, her mother-in-law Jia Zhang, who hasn’t tried? The result?

And she believed that Yi Zhonghai must have tried to take revenge on Zhang Jianjun, and must have failed, otherwise he would not have thought of finding himself.

“Why are you looking for me to take revenge on him.?”

“In my plan, this can’t be done without you!”

Hearing Yi Zhonghai’s words, Qin Huairu was a little interested.

“I will listen to what you say, and I will definitely do what I can to help.”

Yi Zhonghai was her granary after all, and Qin Huairu did not want to offend him.

As a result, after listening to Yi Zhonghai’s words, Qin Huairu’s face turned livid!

“Yi Zhonghai… Master Yi! You can’t joke about my reputation, can you? I’m here with you, but I’ve never had anything unclear with anyone else! ”

Qin Huairu gasped angrily, although yesterday’s incident was wiped out on her face, who in the whole hospital did not poke her Qin Huairu’s backbone? If she did what Yi Zhonghai said, it would not be a courtyard gossip, and the entire Four Nine Cities would know that she Qin Huairu was not clean!

“And don’t let you really have anything to do with him, we will secretly guard outside the door when the time comes, and when we hear you shout, we will rush in, what are you afraid of!”

Yi Zhonghai looked outside and made sure that this place was remote enough for no one to see.

“What am I afraid of? Yi Zhonghai, tell me, whose idea was this? ”

Qin Huairu gritted her teeth and looked at Yi Zhonghai, she didn’t believe that Yi Zhonghai could come up with such a disgusting move!

“You don’t care who it is, you just say you can’t do it.”

Yi Zhonghai also didn’t want to say that it was the idea of the deaf old lady, she knew that Qin Huairu and the deaf old lady had never dealt with each other, and the deaf old lady thought that Qin Huairu was too coquettish and hooked herself and the stupid pillar.

Qin Huairu thinks that the deaf old lady is not a thing, and she eats fragrant and spicy every day and does not give it to her home. Qin Huairu didn’t ask him anymore, anyway, no matter who it was, she wouldn’t do it!

“No matter who it is, Master Yi, have you ever thought about how I will live after this matter becomes a big deal?”

Qin Huairu’s tears flowed down her cheeks, and her big peach blossom eyes were full of grievances: “They didn’t catch the substance of the matter between the two of us, and they damaged their mouths, but you are going to catch rape!” ”

“At that time, as long as you sue him, whether this thing succeeds or not, it will be a mistake of me as a married woman seducing young men!” Can I still live! ”

Yi Zhonghai was upset by her crying: “Don’t worry, the police don’t convict the victim, so it’s okay.” ”

Qin Huairu was laughed angrily by him, did this old bastard really not understand or pretended to be special?

“Do police convictions need to be made? One person in Four Nine Cities can drown me with a mouthful of spit! ”

“Anyway, I won’t do it, who are you willing to find to find whom!”

After Qin Huairu finished speaking, he looked at Yi Zhonghai with a sneer: “Or, just let the person who made the idea go by himself.” ”

Yi Zhonghai was speechless… If he could go, he wouldn’t have to beg her…

“This is my business, Qin Huairu, you can figure it out, you think about the amputation and sentencing of Jia Dongxu killed by Zhang Jianjun, you think about the stick terrier who is in prison at such a young age and has no little brother, you think about your family’s current life!”

Qin Huairu gritted his teeth and looked at Yi Zhonghai: “I hate Zhang Jianjun!” But I don’t hate myself! If I kill him in this way, I will have to give him a burial!” You’re comfortable, me? ”

Qin Huairu said, turning around and leaving. Yi Zhonghai quickly grabbed her: “Don’t let you do this in vain!” Give you 100 bucks! ”

Qin Huairu’s heart moved, but she still felt that it was not enough and not cost-effective. Seeing that Qin Huairu still had to leave, Yi Zhonghai spoke again: “200 yuan, I will give you a deposit of 50 yuan, this matter is done, I will give you another 150 yuan!” ”

Qin Huairu turned his head and stared at Yi Zhonghai: “I want 500 yuan, not a single point less.” ”

Yi Zhonghai frowned, he felt that Qin Huairu was eating too dark, this is a lion opening his mouth.

“It’s too much.”

Qin Huairu snorted coldly, Yi Zhonghai, this dog thing still wants to pit himself?

“Is 500 bucks a lot? I remember that these days when Zhang Jianjun went home, you just lost money and lost this number, right? If you don’t kill him, you’re behind…”

Hearing Qin Huairu’s words, Yi Zhonghai gritted his teeth and nodded: “Okay, 500 yuan, I’ll give you a deposit of 50 yuan first…”

“No, I want 100 yuan for the deposit.”

Qin Huairu smiled, the more money you can get in your hand, the better, right? Yi Zhonghai could only take out the money and give it to her.

“Don’t fool me tonight.”

Qin Huairu glanced at him coquettishly: “What is our relationship?” Does this lie to you? Besides…”

A trace of hatred flashed in Qin Huairu’s eyes: “I also wish that Zhang Jianjun, this dog thing, would not die well!” ”

If you say that you have looked at Zhang Jianjun and Qin Huairu are a little moved because of his strength and appearance ability. Then everything she has experienced these days makes her hate Zhang Jianjun and want to humiliate him!

As long as he thought that if he caught Zhang Jianjun, he would be able to send him warmth when he was wandering the streets, and that Zhang Jianjun might feel that he was a good woman, Qin Huairu wanted to laugh.

After discussing everything, Qin Huairu and Yi Zhonghai looked at each other and smiled, and left the abandoned alley separately.

They didn’t know that what they said was relayed to Zhang Jianjun verbatim by the crisis card!

Zhang Jianjun was eating, and Yi Zhonghai’s voice suddenly appeared in his mind, and when he was wondering, Qin Huairu’s voice appeared again.

It was also at this time that Zhang Jianjun learned the magic of the crisis card.

“Awesome, I don’t need to launch the beast, this is not a flaw at all.”

After listening, it was determined that Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu, two dog men and women, wanted to frame themselves, Zhang Jianjun let out a sneer. This shit plan of theirs cannot succeed even without a crisis card.

Because of him, Zhang Jianjun simply could not let Qin Huairu have the opportunity to get close to him. But today, with the crisis card, Zhang Jianjun had a new idea.

Now that you know the tricks of these two people, why don’t you make a plan?

Zhang Jianjun thought of the idea and began to eat at ease, after all, there was still a good show to perform in the evening.

The deaf old lady sat at the door of the kennel, eating the two-in-one noodle steamed buns and mustard shredded vegetables given by the silly pillar, and once again smelled the meat of Zhang Jianjun’s house.

“Dog stuff, can’t eat you and that smelly girl!”

The deaf old lady took a bite of the steamed bun fiercely and chewed it hard as Zhang Jianjun’s flesh and blood.

And at this time, she saw that Yi Zhonghai had returned, and he also nodded to the deaf old lady. The deaf old lady felt comfortable in her heart at once!

This is it!

In the plan of the deaf old lady, as long as Qin Huairu, the, agrees, this matter will become a big half! After all, although they are all women, she also has to admit that Qin Huairu’s is indeed hooking!

Otherwise, Silly Zhu and Yi Zhonghai, who can’t hook up, are so obedient!

Thinking that today’s stupid pillar still ignored Yi Zhonghai, the deaf old lady felt uncomfortable.

She felt that this showed that in the heart of Silly Zhu, Qin Huairu’s was more important than herself and Yi Zhonghai! Thinking about it this way, if Silly Zhu marries Qin Huairu, can he still count on his pension? Thinking of today’s plan, the deaf old lady smiled.

As long as this thing is done, Zhang Jianjun is finished, and Qin Huairu is completely stinking! She didn’t believe it, and then Silly Zhu would still be able to see her Qin Huairu!

Zhang Jianjun and Li Xiaowan’s lunch box today, in addition to a box of rice, also contained two boxes of dishes. A pot wrapped meat, a scrambled egg with tomatoes.

Zhang Jianjun stuffed the lunch box into his shoulder bag, took Li Xiaowan’s hand and walked out, ready to go to work and school.

“Remember, when you get to school, check your pencil for problems, and if the lead is too short or thick, you can quickly cut it…”

“Oh, Daddy Zhang, I’m not trying it today, don’t be so nervous~”

Li Xiaowan happily shook the hand she was holding with Zhang Jianjun.

“But you always have to take exams~”

“Hee-hee~”

Li Xiaowan was happy and silly, Dad Zhang was so good to herself, she had never been so happy

“Two dead households, laugh fart and laugh!”

Seeing Zhang Jianjun and Li Xiaowan’s happy looks, the deaf old lady felt that their laughter was too dazzling.

“It’s all no dad and no mom nemesis, and there is a smile on the face, and it’s not shameful!”

The deaf old lady was determined in her heart that Zhang Jianjun would finish today, so she did not restrain her voice and attitude when she said this. Naturally, it was heard by Zhang Jianjun and Li Xiaowan.

“My dad Zhang is not a nemesis! He is a hero! You are not allowed to say my father! ”

Hearing this old lady say bad things about her father again, Li Xiaowan clenched her little fists angrily.

“Not a nemesis yet? He’s not you! It’s all a desperate family without a father or a mother! Why can’t I…”

“Snap!”

Zhang Jianjun didn’t wait for her to finish speaking, suddenly bent over, grabbed the deaf old lady, and then slapped it over!

“Ugh!”

The deaf old lady screamed, and the only two remaining front teeth also fell out…….

“Zhang Jianjun! Why are you hitting me! ”

“Why can’t I hit you? Your daddy doesn’t hurt his mother and doesn’t like to sell things that people kick in the kiln, who can’t beat you? ”

“Snap!”

Zhang Jianjun gave her another slap in the face! This old immortal has not hit the house for three days!

“Why can’t I hit you? As far as your virtues are concerned, if I beat you for Sister Yu’er, I can slap you a hundred times a day for three years!” ”

“Snap!.”

“If he is for the Huaxia people who were killed by you, the little girl of Huaxia beats you and beats you into meat mud!”

“Snap!”

“But I’m beating you today, just because of your rotten mouth! Lao Tzu warns you, dare to be heard by me your special nonsense, Lao Tzu rubbed off your face, like the skin on your arm. ”

Zhang Jianjun’s eyes looking at the deaf old lady were all icy cold, the deaf old lady was frightened by him, and she immediately remembered the way Zhang Jianjun rubbed off the skin on his arm…

Thinking about it like this, she felt a tingling pain in her arm!

“Ah! I was wrong! You let me go! ”

The deaf old lady covered her arms and wailed.

“Snap!”

“Remember it for a long time next time!”

After the last slap, Zhang Jianjun turned his head and took Li Xiaowan’s hand with a gentle face,

“Let’s go, Princess Xiaowan of our family?”

Li Xiaowan glanced at the deaf old lady, closed her eyes in disgust, and then opened her eyes and let Zhang Jianjun lead her out.

“Father Zhang, why is this person so annoying, why is she talking nonsense?”