Siheyuan: Start at 52, hand in the nuclear bomb

Silly Zhu probably has the best summary in his life is these two words.

On the one hand, he enjoys the care of the widow, and on the other hand, he thinks about the yellow flower girl who has not yet left the cabinet.

On the one hand, he is satisfied with machismo in front of widows, hypocritical devotion, willing to be exploited by widows, and on the other hand, he exploits everyone who can be exploited externally.

On the one hand, righteousness pretends to be masters, educating others everywhere to be humane, and on the other hand, stealing canteen meals every day and digging socialist corners.

He is the biggest thief in terms of work ethic, and the stick terrier is far behind.

In terms of life, he was willing to be squeezed by Qin Huairu and three oil bottles, and there was no lower limit.

People like Silly Zhu have no good ending, and they really deserve it.

"Target - Xu Damao, can grab skills - "Flower Heart", "Betrayal", "Two Skin Face", "Eating Inside and Outside", "Chasing Female Three Axes", "Villain Long Qi"."

Li Changqing glanced at it, Xu Damao did have some means, but it was relatively superficial, just those two strokes, it was easy to show flaws.

He was not interested in Xu Damao's three-board axe, which was far from his "Male God" skill.

In terms of chasing women, he has long cultivated into a god, that is, he does not chase.

No matter how beautiful this woman is, even if it is a fairy.

Once she begins to pursue, her genes immediately judge the other party as a species inferior to her.

All the contributions, whether spiritual or material, she will take for granted, feel that she deserves to enjoy and expect greater investment and dedication from the other party.

Men are conquerors and predators, and when dealing with women, you must always be condescending and not take her seriously, so that she will treat the other party as a man.

Otherwise, in her eyes, it is just a blood pack that can suck blood at any time.

Women are natural actors, are born traitors in love, Mu Qiang's mechanism is deeply engraved in the genes, once they begin to obey and start to low-profile, they have been abandoned by her genes, and the rest is only exploitation.

"Target - a big mother, grabbable skills - "Cover-up", "Cannibal mouth short, cooperate with the performance"."

This skill Li Changqing still recognizes very much.

The eldest aunt looked honest and virtuous, but she knew the dirty things that Yi Zhonghai did.

There is not a single snowflake innocent in front of the avalanche, Yi Zhonghai can live as the biggest hypocrite in the courtyard, and the eldest aunt is indispensable.

This is also a very scheming person, belonging to a hill of raccoon.

Looking around, Li Changqing shook his head repeatedly, this courtyard is really a nest of snakes and rats, everyone has a unique skill, fighting poison with poison.

However, the more practical skills of "Chef" and "Fitter" are still a bit chewy.

In fact, what he wants to learn most is treasure connoisseurship, investment, science and technology, or piano, painting, calligraphy, medicine and so on, but unfortunately he has not met talents in this area for the time being.

In fact, he knows a little bit of medical skills, but they are all for wounds on the battlefield.

If anyone breaks a hole and bleeds his intestines, he can really save it.

Acupoints, meridians, five internal organs, he does not know anything.

Another day, you can take time to visit the hospital and let your aunt walk on the ground as soon as possible.

Anyway, he can't do anything during this time, and he is idle.

As for Wu Xiang's side, although he said that he would test the explosion as soon as possible, there were no fighters in Four-Nine City, and it would take several days to transfer one from other places, and it would take several days to install and debug all kinds of things.

"Do you grab skills?"

The system asked.

Li Changqing looked at it, which also included Qin Huairu's skills, this woman had been in the middle courtyard for a while, and had been watching the liveliness.

"The Ultimate Mystery of Vampires", "On How a Woman Goes from Nothing to the End of a Big Courtyard in the Second Ring Road of Beijing", "Widow Killer", "Chef", "Eccentric Dafa", "Pension Dafa", "Moral Kidnapping", "Fitter", "On How to Destroy Other People's Lives to Feed Yourself", "Leadership", "Filial Piety Under the Stick", "Picking", "Fishing", "Calculation", "On How to Raise Yourself Fat in Hard Years", "Cover-up", "Carpentry", "Electrician" ......

Li Changqing pocketed all his skills.

In addition to the professional skills of "Chef", "Fitter", "Carpentry" and "Electrician", it is not difficult to find that each of the remaining ones is specially uncomfortable.

So such a group of villains, vampires, snobbery, fake righteousness, official fans, hypocrites, long-tongued women, plus an old man in the backyard, formed a unique courtyard culture.

Good people, honest people, have no room to live here.

Some of these skills he will learn well, after all, they are necessary in this environment, such as he is far from the standard of a villain.

For example, he doesn't calculate others, and he doesn't bother to be careful.

But when you face a button, it's easy to beat him, but physical damage is never as good as magical damage, and it is more appropriate to treat his human body.

This not only makes you uncomfortable, but also makes the other party more uncomfortable.

Gradually, he set his eyes on the girl.

Judging from his eyebrows, he was very sure that this was Li Qiandai, the sister of the fourth sister.

I saw that she was a little trembling with anger: "Whoever steals your eggs must not die well!" Whoever wrongs me must not die well!

"Since I was a child, you have spread rumors that I have stolen your things, and people in the whole alley have called me a thief!

"I know what you're thinking!

"Your son Jia Dongxu's problem of stealing chickens and dogs can't be changed, in order to cover him, you planted me, let me carry a black pot for him, and let others think that I stole everything lost at home!"

Jia Zhang's little triangular eyes widened: "You stinky nizi has learned to spray blood, we Dongxu have never stolen anything!" You stole it, you are a thief, and you stole everything lost in the yard! "

He Daqing said: "Jia Zhangshi, because you said that she stole things, I have theorized with you many times, she was young before, but now she is a big girl, you still say that she steals things, let her marry in the future?" "

Jia Zhangshi said in a cool voice: "What does it have to do with me that she can't marry, and with her notoriety, she can only marry in the countryside." "

He Daqing said: "Is this your purpose? Marry Qiandai to the countryside? You are an elder, why do you always look at her unfavorably? "

Jia Zhangshi snorted: "Bah! He Daqing, you are also a man! Don't feel like you're in a pocket? Give Widow Li a hot face and stick a cold ass all day, do people take care of you? The whole hospital is on my side, just you are facing Widow Li, you are not awake, Widow Li is rotten in bed and can't look at you! "

He Daqing lowered his head and muttered, "I do." You just don't bother them in the future, it's not easy for them to be a woman, and they don't even have a friend in the courtyard. "

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