Siheyuan: Originally I just wanted to be a little transparent

"Haha, I told the third uncle a long time ago that I am very good at eating. Now, I have been hungry all day."

"As for eating fast, I learned this from my dad and the others. You all know that my dad and the others used to be in the army, and people there eat fast."

"When I was a child, I was with the army and I often went to their cafeteria to eat. I went back and forth to eat so quickly."

Lin Shengli's words were pure nonsense. There was nothing wrong with eating too much and being hungry all day long.

As for the idea of ​​eating in the military canteen, that is half true.

It's true that I ate in the army canteen, but it's nonsense that I learned to gobble it up.

Today's meal seemed to be eaten by Lin Shengli quickly and in large quantities, but in fact most of it was taken away by Lin Shengli in his space.

According to Lin Shengli's current appetite, two dishes and three or four steamed buns would be enough.

In this fierce operation, the only thing that actually went into the stomach was a steamed bun dish.

The main reason is that the third aunt's craftsmanship is only average. She is not willing to add oil, salt, and seasonings, so her cooking can no longer be home-cooked, and it is even worse than her own craftsmanship.

"How long has it been since this child had enough to eat? Otherwise..."

The third uncle, whose heart was bleeding, quickly pulled the third aunt who still wanted to talk.

The third uncle knew what the third aunt wanted to say next. If the third aunt was polite and said it was not enough to eat before making some for Lin Shengli, the third uncle would cry to death.

Seeing the awkward situation, Lin Shengli pretended to be embarrassed and scratched his head and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, I'm so hungry. I still have some cabbage at home. How about I go get it and let Third Aunt make some more?"

Hearing Lin Shengli's words, the third uncle hurriedly said: "Uh! There's no need for this. As long as you're full, Shengli. When you're full, you can go back and rest. We won't leave you alone."

"Oh, ok, I'll go back then. You really don't need me to bring you some more food, sir?"

"No, no, really no need, go back and rest quickly." The third uncle was afraid that Lin Shengli, a loser, would cause some trouble, and he would be killed.

Lin Shengli, who got off the table and walked to the door, suddenly turned around and smiled, and said to the third uncle: "Third uncle, I thought about it and realized that I plan to buy a bicycle. This is also a great event. I will go fishing again. Come up here and come to your house to celebrate together!"

Hearing Lin Shengli's words, the third uncle suddenly stood up from the stool as if there were springs on his butt, and said quickly with a straight face:

"Sheng Li, I have to criticize you for this. Now the country advocates hardship, simplicity, diligence and frugality."

"Young people must learn to be diligent and frugal, and don't think about celebrating when nothing happens. This is wrong."

"Okay, I'll listen to you. I'll see you later," Lin Shengli said with a smile.

As Lin Shengli walked out, he muttered, "The steamed buns made by these three aunts are so delicious."

After getting rid of Lin Shengli, the loser, the third uncle and his family were left staring at each other.

Well, with today's meal, the third uncle lost his wife and lost his troops. Not only did Lin Shengli not take advantage of it, he also cooked a meal for free, including eight white-flour steamed buns.

Those are white-flour steamed buns, and there are eight of them!

You must know that the third uncle’s family usually eats Erhe noodles or Sanhe noodles and steamed buns, and the number of times they eat white flour steamed buns is very rare.

If it weren't for Lin Shengli, a fat sheep, to gather his wool, how could the calculating third uncle be willing to eat a meal of white-flour steamed buns.

That's good, because I didn't get to eat the sheep and got a lot of trouble.

For someone who plays hawk all day long, this little house sparrow even pecked his eyes!

The third uncle is so sorry, how could he be so obsessed with lard that he agreed to Lin Shengli, a loser, to come to the house for dinner...!

The third uncle, who saw Lin Shengli away, looked at the steamed buns in the hands of the three little ones and his daughter-in-law Yu Li, and was about to say something.

Seeing the look in the third uncle's eyes, the three little ones, who were familiar with the third uncle's calculations, immediately stuffed the steamed buns in their hands into their mouths with all their strength. After three attempts, they stuffed half of the steamed buns in their hands into their mouths. Yan Jiekuang and Yan Jiedi were still choking. Hiccups.

Seeing the operation of the three little ones, the third uncle swallowed back the words that came to his lips.

Originally, the third uncle wanted to collect the four and a half steamed buns in everyone's hands, cut them up with a knife, share them with everyone, and then order stick porridge or something to finish the meal.

Looking at the half-eaten steamed bun in his daughter-in-law's hand, no matter how shameless the third uncle was, he couldn't snatch the steamed bun that his daughter-in-law had eaten.

However, there was still food to eat, so the third aunt could only ask the third aunt to cook some stick noodle porridge.

After the stick noodle porridge was cooked, I served a bowl for myself, my third aunt, and my eldest son Yan Jiecheng, and half a bowl for my daughter-in-law. Each of them also shared a few pickles.

As for the three little ones, didn’t they eat steamed buns just now? Why do children eat so much at night?

As for the extra half bowl given to the daughter-in-law, there was nothing we could do. Who asked Yan Jie to pay a few dollars a month for food as a couple?

After Lin Shengli's visit to the third uncle's house, Lin Shengli became completely famous in this courtyard.

Through the Yan family's mouth, especially the third uncle's expression of gnashing his teeth and regretting every time he talked about Lin Shengli, everyone knew that Lin Shengli was a bottomless pit.

But if Ren Lin Shengli can eat, he can eat it. He never takes advantage of others. Ren Lin Shengli always tells others in advance that he can eat it. If he comes to your house to eat, he will produce both meat and vegetables. The value must be higher than what your family produces. The value of the steamed buns and rice is still high. If you don’t want to take advantage of Lin Shengli, people won’t eat at your house.

But it is impossible to take advantage of Lin Shengli for free.

Lin Shengli, a man of culture, was polite and well-spoken, talking about organizational policies, respecting the elderly, caring for the young, and protecting the martyrs of the army, forced transactions, forced buying and selling, forced robbery, etc. The top hats are given to you one after another. How big your face and how courageous you are are all for nothing.

If you want the chicken, duck, fish, etc. from Lin Shengli’s hand, that’s fine. Let’s exchange it fairly.

We don’t want your money or your stuff. I’ll bring some more food to your house and cook it. You just need to provide some food.

However, Ren Lin Shengli explained in advance that he would only eat rice or white flour steamed buns, and there was no need to talk about anything else.

Who doesn't believe in evil and invites Lin Shengli to his home for dinner?

The result was good, Lin Shengli brought a lot of fish, meat and vegetables. In the end, not only did the vegetables go into Lin Shengli's stomach, but he also made ten steamed buns for others.

After these two visits, no one in the entire courtyard dared to invite Lin Shengli to his home for dinner, and no one dared to think about Lin Shengli's advantage.

After all, no one knows how much Lin Shengli can eat, and no one except himself dares to let him try it at home!