Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things

The courtyard.

When Lin Shaowen arrived, almost everyone in the courtyard came out.

Even the deaf old lady wrapped herself in a big cotton-padded jacket and sat in front of the fire.

"Lin Shaowen, how do you play?" Yi Zhonghai said with a smile.

"Let's play a simple one."

Lin Shaowen took a stick as thick as his little finger from the door of Yan Bugui's house, and got a steel bowl from somewhere.

"How do you play this?" Xu Damao asked curiously.

"The rules are very simple."

Lin Shaowen said with a smile, "One person defends with a bowl, and the other attacks with a stick, but you can only hit three places... the head, the chest, and your brother..."

"Brother?"

Xu Damao was slightly stunned, and then laughed, "Old Lin, there are so many women here, you are not allowed to play so obscenely..."

The women in the courtyard didn't know what was going on at first, but when they heard what Xu Damao said, they all spit at Lin Shaowen.

He is an intellectual, but he is not even as good as a gangster.

"This is what you call dirty. In fact, the rules are three routes: top, middle and bottom... One person attacks three times. Whoever is hit more will step down and be replaced by another person. The winner will take the elbow." Lin Shaowen laughed.

"Lin Shaowen, if you don't show your strength, how can we play?" Yi Xiaolong said.

"Then come out, I'll play a game with you..." Lin Shaowen shouted.

"Don't worry... Find someone else."

Yi Xiaolong immediately became timid.

Who knows if Lin Shaowen will retaliate against him? This beast is not very kind.

"Yi Xiaolong, you are really timid."

"I look down on you."

"If I were you, I would not dare to speak loudly in the yard in the future."

The younger generation looked at Yi Xiaolong with contempt.

Especially Zhang Xiaoyu and others, their eyes were almost rolling up to the sky.

"Damn, who's afraid of who?"

Yi Xiaolong stood up immediately, but he was still somewhat rational, "You can come, but I'll hit first..."

"No problem."

Lin Shaowen nodded with a smile, took out two strips of cloth and handed them to him.

"What is this for?" Yi Xiaolong asked in surprise.

"Blindfold your eyes."

Lin Shaowen pouted, "If you don't blindfold your eyes, I can beat you to death when we face each other, do you believe it?"

"Lin Shaowen, you finally did something human." Yi Zhonghai praised.

Lin Shaowen was too lazy to pay attention to him, looking at Yi Xiaolong and said, "You are only allowed to hit three places, otherwise it will be considered a foul..."

After that, he demonstrated the action to everyone.

"Okay, come..."

Yi Xiaolong took a deep breath and covered his eyes.

The two stood opposite each other, and Sha Zhu stood up to be the referee.

"Three, two, one... start."

Bang!

Lin Shaowen covered his lower body with a steel bowl, and was hit hard on the chest.

"Fuck."

...

"Hahaha."

Everyone laughed.

"Old Lin, you can't do this." Xu Damao laughed.

"Now I believe that Old Lin didn't cheat." Liu Guangqi also laughed.

"Second round, start..."

Sha Zhu shouted again.

Bang!

Lin Shaowen still covered his brother, but his head was hit again.

Everyone laughed even more happily.

Only Gu Huaiwei frowned slightly, what on earth did this guy want to do?

"Third round..."

Dang!

Lin Shaowen still covered his brother.

But this time Yi Xiaolong hit the steel bowl.

"Yi Xiaolong hit twice, now change people..."

Sha Zhu stepped forward and exchanged the things in the hands of the two people, "Three, two, one... start."

Snap!

Lin Shaowen hit Yi Xiaolong's brother accurately.

"Fuck..."

Yi Xiaolong immediately bent down.

This kind of pain is something that ordinary people cannot experience.

It took him more than ten seconds to recover.

"Three, two, one... start."

Pah!

Lin Shaowen chose Yi Xiaolong's brother again, and he was fierce again.

"Hmm."

Yi Xiaolong groaned and squatted on the ground.

"No, you are fouling me, right?" Yi Zhonghai said dissatisfiedly, "You always attack the bottom lane..."

"Uncle, you are not right." Yan Bugui retorted, "Lin Shaowen's rules are very clear, you can block the bottom lane... Yi Xiaolong didn't block it himself, who can he blame?"

"That's right." Liu Haizhong pouted, "If you can play, play, if you can't play, don't join in the fun..."

Yi Zhonghai was speechless.

The third round began.

Yi Xiaolong immediately covered his brother.

Bang!

The sharp pain in his head meant that he didn't block it at all.

"Lin Shaowen hit three times, Lin Shaowen wins..." Sha Zhu shouted immediately.

"Fuck, Lin Shaowen, who would specifically hit someone down there?"

Yi Xiaolong fiercely took off the cloth strip.

"The rules are equal. You can choose to cover the bottom three times. It's not forbidden..." Lin Shaowen spread his hands.

"You..."

"You shit."

Xu Damao pushed him, "If you can't afford it, don't play. Didn't Lao Lin get hit by you twice? Why don't you say why he didn't cover his head?"

"That's right." Liu Guangqi sneered, "Country people are country people... Go away, don't come to join in the fun next time."

Yi Xiaolong was speechless.

If it comes from the rules, Lin Shaowen did nothing wrong.

But he seriously suspected that this guy came specifically for his brother.

"Who of you will come..."

Lin Shaowen also took off the cloth strip.

"No, you don't want to play anymore?" Sha Zhu said in surprise.

"I play? Do you have an elbow to compensate me? "Lin Shaowen said unhappily, "My New Year's goods haven't even entered the house, and you have taken them away as prizes..."

"Hey, Shazhu, this is not right." Yan Bugui said hurriedly, "This elbow belongs to his uncle. If he wins in the end... won't everyone have to compensate him with an elbow? Let's play our own games, and he can just be a spectator."

"Third uncle is right..."

Everyone hurriedly agreed.

They just reflected for a long time. If it was a rubber band, no one could get the elbow.

But everyone is excited to play this.

After all, no matter who wins, Lin Shaowen will definitely not be able to take the elbow back.

Anyway, as long as Lin Shaowen doesn't have it, everyone will be happy whoever gets it.

"Who's right, who goes first?" Shazhu sneered.

He is the "second god of war" in the courtyard besides Lin Shaowen, and he doesn't take Xu Damao and his group seriously at all.

"I'll do it. "

Xu Damao stood up.

"You? Take a break, you are not even as good as Lin Shaowen... You are a fart." Sha Zhu said disdainfully.

"Fuck you."

Xu Damao shouted angrily, "You are not even as good as Lin Shaowen, you are not even worthy of carrying his shoes."

"He thinks you are dirty even if you lick his toes..."

"Get lost, he even hates you even if you wipe his ass."

...

Puff!

Gu Huaiwei laughed so hard that she bent over.

How can you curse like that?

She laughed so hard that everyone in the yard laughed.

Only Lin Shaowen had a frown on his face.

These two beasts don't speak a word of human language.

Does he need others to lick his toes and wipe his ass?