Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things

Lin Shaowen hesitated for a moment and retracted his legs that he had just stretched out.

He was about to go fishing in Houhai, but he was pushed back by the man behind him.

"Old Lin, where are you going?" Captain Xing laughed.

"The old lady is gone, and I don't want to join in the fun. I'm going to go out for a walk." Lin Shaowen said helplessly.

"What? The deaf old lady is gone?"

A cry of surprise came, which scared Lin Shaowen and Captain Xing.

"Director Gu, are you trying to scare us to death?"

"Stop talking nonsense. How come the old lady is gone?" Gu Huaiwei pulled Lin Shaowen's hand and said nervously, "Someone just reported to the street office that the deaf old lady was unconscious? How come she is gone in the blink of an eye?"

"Unconscious?"

Lin Shaowen was stunned and pulled Captain Xing to the gate of the yard, "Old Xing, look at this posture... Is the old lady gone?"

Captain Xing glanced inside and said with a little toothache, "It's not Old Lin's fault that she saw it wrong. This is placed on the door panel... A circle of people are crying around, it feels like she is really gone."

"Puh, phuh, don't say these unlucky words."

Gu Huaiwei glared at the two of them with some dissatisfaction, and walked towards the yard, but before she took two steps, she turned around and pulled Lin Shaowen over.

"No, why are you pulling me?" Lin Shaowen said helplessly.

"You are a doctor." Gu Huaiwei sighed, "Don't worry, it's not in vain. If the old lady is really dead, our street office will pay for the consultation."

"That's fine."

Lin Shaowen looked at her in surprise.

This girl is quite particular about doing things.

"Stop crying, get out of the way."

Gu Huaiwei scolded with a stern face, "You started crying before the person died, and you cried the living to death."

"Director Gu, the old lady is not awake." Auntie wiped her tears and said.

"She is not awake, don't you know to send her to the hospital? Put her on the door panel, she will be frozen to death if she doesn't die." Lin Shaowen reached out and tapped the pulse of the deaf old lady, chuckled, "Auntie, you don't have to be so anxious to get the old lady's house, she won't live for a few years..."

"Huh?"

Gu Huaiwei frowned and stared at Auntie.

"Lin Shaowen, are you a beast?" Auntie was furious, "Haven't we taken care of the old lady's daily life for so many years? Check your own conscience... Have you ever taken care of a deaf old lady?"

"I don't want her house, why should I take care of her?" Lin Shaowen said disdainfully, "Auntie, if you really have a clear conscience, Director Gu and Captain Xing are here, let's sign a document... If the old lady dies in the future, how about the house belong to the street office?"

"You..."

Auntie almost vomited blood.

They have taken care of the old lady for so many years and done their best.

They are filial to the elderly.

But if they really don't want something, they really can't justify it.

"Auntie 1, if I were you, I would write a written document to show to the people in the yard." Auntie 2 fanned the flames, "Lin Shaowen is a beast who always looks down on people... today he can't look down on you."

"That's right."

Auntie 3 also said anxiously, "Whether the old lady can wake up or not is another matter. Let's make this matter clear in front of Director Gu... You and Uncle 1 have been together for so many years, and you don't want anything."

"You..."

Auntie 1 was so angry that she rolled her eyes and fainted in an instant.

"Lin Shaowen, come and see Auntie 1."

Gu Huaiwei hugged Auntie 1 in a hurry.

"Hey."

Lin Shaowen sighed, inserted a silver needle into the deaf old lady's forehead, and then reached out to tap Auntie 1's pulse, but his expression immediately became strange.

This old woman is a talent, pretending to faint.

"Lin Shaowen, is Auntie 1 okay?" Gu Huaiwei said nervously.

"Second Aunt, Third Aunt, congratulations, this first aunt was pissed off to death by you... Old Xing, you can arrest her now." Lin Shaowen said slowly.

"Dead?"

Second Aunt and Third Aunt jumped up instantly.

Captain Xing laughed secretly. If Lin Shaowen hadn't winked at him, he would have really believed it.

This guy acted like it was real.

"Director Gu, Captain Xing, this has nothing to do with me." Second Aunt sat on the ground, slapping her thigh and wailing, "I just said one word to her... How could she die? Oh my God."

"No, I can't."

Third Aunt shook her head violently, "First Aunt has always been in good health, it's impossible for her to be pissed off like this, Lin Shaowen, you must be kidding us, right..."

"Yes."

"Lin Shaowen... um, what did you say?"

Third Aunt widened her eyes.

"I said you're right."

LinShao Wen shrugged and said, "I saw that you were too bored, so I played a joke on you."

The whole yard was dead silent.

After three minutes, the second and third aunts exploded.

"Lin Shao Wen, you bastard, are you kidding me about this?"

"You beast, Lin Shao Wen, you are such a beast..."

The two cried and made a scene. If they hadn't been scolded by Gu Huaiwei, they would have even wanted to spit on Lin Shao Wen's face.

"Lin Shao Wen, why are you kidding me about this? You scared me to death." Gu Huaiwei scolded.

"Just for fun."

After Lin Shao Wen chuckled, a silver needle pierced the finger of the first aunt.

"Ouch..."

The first aunt jumped up instantly, staring at Lin Shao Wen and said, "Beast, do you want to stab your mother to death?"

"Aren't you fainted? I saved you, no need to thank me...but I'll pay the medical bills." Lin Shao Wen smiled.

"Medical expenses, you..."

The first aunt widened her eyes, but after looking at the second and third aunts who looked like they were about to eat, she couldn't help but say, "Lin Shaowen, we are all neighbors, you can't do this."

"It's natural to pay for medical treatment, what's this and that." Gu Huaiwei said dissatisfiedly.

"Director Gu..."

The first aunt was about to say something.

Lin Shaowen pierced the deaf old lady's head with a silver needle, and the deaf old lady immediately opened her eyes.

"Why am I here?"

"How should I know?"

Lin Shaowen laughed and scolded, "When I came in, I saw Auntie and the others helping you mourn."

"Fuck you."

Auntie pushed Lin Shaowen away and squeezed to the side of the deaf old lady, "Old lady, are you awake? Are you feeling uncomfortable?"

"Nothing is wrong."

The deaf old lady shook her head and said, "Lin Shaowen, what disease do I have?"

"Consumptive tuberculosis."

Lin Shaowen said slowly, "It's mainly due to deficiency of qi and blood, plus the decline of organ function... It's nothing serious. Just eat something good recently and rest more."

Huh.

The deaf old lady breathed a sigh of relief, touched her body, and dug out a jade ring from somewhere.

"Lin Shaowen, this little thing is for your medical fee."

"Okay."

Lin Shaowen was not polite and put it in his pocket.

"Auntie, you also pay the medical fee..." Gu Huaiwei said in a deep voice.

"Me? I have to pay for the consultation too?"

The lady looked stunned. She was pretending to be fainted, but she was not really fainted.