Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things

"Shao Wen, this is not a joke."

A middle-aged man came over, looking a little nervous.

"You are..."

"This is your second uncle, Xie Yunhua." Xie Zhonghan said softly.

"Your second son is called Xie Yunhua, so the third son is Xie Yunxi?" Lin Shaowen joked.

"How do you know?"

Another middle-aged man came over.

"My mother's name is Xie Yunxiu, so-called Chaohua Xixiu, how come you don't seem to have read books?" Lin Shaowen pouted.

"Hahaha."

Everyone laughed.

Xie Yunxi blushed and said unconvinced, "Who doesn't know Chaohua Xixiu? Do you know the source?"

"Lu Ji wrote in "Wenfu", 'Thank Chaohua for having opened it, and Qi Xixiu for not yet reviving it'... This elementary school student knows it, right?" Lin Shaowen said disdainfully.

"Wow."

Dean Chen was surprised, "I didn't expect Professor Lin to have such great medical skills and profound cultural heritage."

"My younger sister is a music teacher in college." Xie Yunhua laughed.

"I see."

Dean Chen suddenly realized, "It takes such an excellent family to raise a talent like Professor Lin."

"Stop flattering here." Lin Shaowen laughed and scolded, and said seriously, "The patient's condition is OK and meets the conditions for surgery... It's best to arrange the operation as soon as possible."

"If Professor Lin is convenient, it can be arranged today." Shen Qizhen said hurriedly.

Lin Shaowen frowned and took Jie Zhonghan's pulse again.

After a long while, he was surprised, "You are good, Dean Shen, you have already prepared for the operation. Did you call us here to give you courage?"

"Oh, what's the situation?" Dean Li asked curiously.

"The patient should have been given an enema these days, and it seems that he has almost no food intake. Emptying the intestines early in the morning, isn't this preparing for the operation?" Lin Shaowen laughed.

"Old Shen, you are not kind." Dean Chen said unhappily, "This is not an expert consultation, you are clearly dragging us here to take responsibility. If there is any problem with the operation, you can say that it was decided by all of us, right?"

"Ahem."

Shen Qizhen coughed twice and said helplessly, "Isn't this asking you to come up with a better plan?"

"Go to hell." Dean Li laughed and scolded, "You have missed Professor Lin. Don't you know that he can tell what you have done by taking your pulse..."

"Okay, since the conditions for the operation are met, let's start now." Lin Shaowen said in a deep voice.

"Okay."

After Shen Qizhen responded, he immediately sent people to start preparations.

At this time, Xie Yunhua came over and looked at Lin Shaowen and said, "Shaowen, thank you."

"Well, what are you thanking me for?" Lin Shaowen said in surprise, "He is a patient, I am a doctor, and it is my duty to treat and save people. There is no need to thank me."

"Shaowen, why do you have to pretend to be severing ties with our Xie family?" Xie Hongjun said with a wry smile, "As a member of our Xie family, I won't discredit you, right?"

"My last name is Lin, your last name is Xie, what Xie family, isn't this nonsense?" Lin Shaowen said with a smile.

"Hey, Lin Shaowen, don't be ungrateful."

Just as Xie Yunxi was about to reach out to grab his collar, Lin Shaowen dodged sideways and punched him in the lower abdomen.

"Speak nicely, don't touch me."

"Well."

Xie Yunxi covered his stomach and knelt on the ground, his eyes red, but he couldn't say a word.

Lin Shaowen glanced at him and walked straight to the dean's office.

"Uncle San, why did you mess with him?" Xie Hongjun reached out to help Xie Yunxi up, "Brother Dayong is not his opponent, can you beat him?"

"You..."

After Xie Yunxi stood up with difficulty, he gritted his teeth and said, "Why didn't you say it earlier?"

"Old San, you have to change your bad habit of getting physical." Xie Yunhua said helplessly, "Shao Wen only punched you, but he was holding a gun against Hongjun's head at the beginning..."

"What the hell, he has a gun?" Xie Yunxi said in disbelief.

"It was given by old man Li, a Browning." Xie Zhonghan said helplessly, "You have to change your bad habits, people give you face in the army, but not necessarily outside."

"Does he dare to shoot at me?" Xie Yunxi sneered.

"Cough, cough, cough."

Xie Yunchao coughed twice and said, "At the beginning, he was held hostage by a gangster, snatched a gun, and killed six people on the spot. He cut off the hand of the remaining one, and then died of excessive blood loss."

"Hiss."

Xie Yunxi suddenly felt a toothache, "This kid looks gentle, but he is so cruel?"

"Gentle?" Xie Yunhua said disdainfully, "He single-handedly killed the tiger and was recorded in the Changping County Annals. Are you kidding me?"

"Single-handedly killed the tiger and ......Single-handedly kill a tiger? "

Xie Yunxi was shocked.

When he was training in the mountains, he had seen tigers.

"He killed it while riding on the tiger's back." Xie Hongjun curled his lips and said, "Uncle San, don't provoke him in the future, or you'll be beaten up."

...

Xie Yunxi didn't want to talk anymore.

What kind of monster did their Xie family have, riding on the back of a tiger?

Can that thing be ridden?

An hour later.

The nurse came and pushed Xie Zhonghan away, and the four Xie family members followed closely behind. After a while, the other Xie family members who received the news also came one after another.

In the operating room.

More than 20 experts and professors changed into surgical gowns and watched from the side. Shen Qizhen and An Yiming began preoperative preparations.

"Shao Wen, if I can survive, let's have a meal together." Xie Zhonghan said softly.

"You won't die, don't worry. "

Lin Shaowen chuckled, and with a flick of his right hand, a silver needle appeared in his hand.

Before everyone could see clearly what was going on, Jie Zhonghan tilted his head and fell into a coma.

"Wow, your trick is better than anesthesia." Dean Chen was shocked, "If all doctors have this technique, what is the use of anesthesia?"

"That's right, Professor Lin, you can't hide this trick, you have to teach us well." Dean Li also said anxiously.

"This trick is a bit difficult." Lin Shaowen said seriously, "First, press the patient's Shangxing acupoint, then pierce the Baihui acupoint first, and then the Shenting acupoint... You must be careful when using needles."

"Baihui Shenting, these two acupoints can kill people if they are not handled properly." Dean Chen's expression tightened.

"So I said that you must be careful when using needles." Lin Shaowen sighed, "and this trick is difficult to achieve the goal through practice, because if you are not careful, it is easy to paralyze the patient. "

"How did you practice?" Dean Chen asked curiously.

"I didn't practice." Lin Shaowen spread his hands and said, "I knew how to do it the first time I learned it, and so far... it seems that there has been no mistakes."

...

Dean Chen and others looked at him speechlessly.

Damn, not everyone is as brave as you.