Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things

"Shazhu, don't talk nonsense." Xu Damao said dissatisfiedly, "I just came here... If you slander me again, I will report to the Joint Defense Office."

"Report, if you don't report, you are my grandson." Xu Damao roared.

"Shazhu, I advise you to think about it again." Lin Shaowen said faintly, "Let's not talk about whether it is Xu Damao... Even if it is him, you have no witnesses and no physical evidence. If the people from the Joint Defense Office come, who knows what they will say about you behind your back."

"Fuck, forget it." Shazhu said hurriedly, "I won't fight Xu Damao today..."

"Don't worry, I said whoever doesn't report to the Joint Defense Office is a grandson." Xu Damao sneered.

It's dark here, as long as they don't catch him in the act.

Let them investigate as they please.

"I say, stop it." Yi Zhonghai said unhappily, "Zhuzi is like this, and you are still making trouble here. Will you be happy only if he dies?"

"Okay, I won't say it anymore." Xu Damao pouted, "A man came to see Shazhu out of kindness, but you took my kindness for granted, right?"

After saying that, he took a step back, but did not leave.

Lin Shaowen closed his eyes for a long time, then smiled bitterly, "Shazhu, you are frightened, and your penis has shrunk into your abdomen... If this is not handled well, you will not be able to be happy in the future, let alone having children."

"Really?" Xu Damao said in surprise.

"Xu Damao, I will chop you off."

Shazhu struggled to get up, but Xu Damao ran out of the door.

"Shazhu, you say that others are hens that don't lay eggs every day, and now you are getting retribution. From now on, you will be a mule... a stinky mule."

"Fuck, I will fight him."

Shazhu is a very face-saving person. When he heard this, his eyes turned red.

"Stop it." Yi Zhonghai said with a straight face, "Xu Damao, don't gloat here. If Zhuzi really becomes a mule, he might burn your house..."

"No, uncle, this matter has nothing to do with me." Xu Damao said anxiously.

"Xu Damao, no matter whether this matter has anything to do with you or not, as long as I can't cure it, I will burn your house tomorrow, and at worst I will go to jail." Sha Zhu said fiercely.

"No, no, no..."

Xu Damao begged for mercy, "We grew up together, how can I not hope for your well-being."

"Get lost."

Sha Zhu slapped the bed fiercely.

It is said that Brother Damao is not afraid of trouble. He said soft words, but he continued to watch the fun on the windowsill.

"Lin Shaowen, is there any way to save Zhuzi?" Yi Zhonghai said with concern.

"Yes."

Lin Shaowen said slowly, "It's easy to solve the problem of shrinking the penis into the abdomen, but Sha Zhu's body is hot and he was frightened like this. He needs to take medicinal wine for at least half a year."

"What are you waiting for? Half a year is half a year." Sha Zhu said nervously.

"Let me make it clear. Your problem... the medicine is not cheap. This set of medicine will cost at least two hundred yuan." Lin Shaowen said softly.

"How much?"

Yan Fengyu screamed immediately when she heard the price.

"What the hell are you screaming about? Do you have money?" Sha Zhu said with a gloomy face, "I'm so unlucky to marry you. Today I donated money and you came out to make trouble. Now I have to have this thing in my wedding night with you... It's really unlucky."

...

The whole yard was silent for several seconds.

In their opinion, Sha Zhu and Yan Fengyu's marriage was a bargain. Sha Zhu must worship Yan Fengyu, right? But he didn't expect that Sha Zhu would explode on the first night.

"Shazhu, what are you talking about?" Yan Fengyu glared.

"What? Nothing." Shazhu sneered, "If you keep making trouble, we will go to the street office to get a divorce tomorrow... Go back to the countryside and dig the soil."

Pa pa pa!

Xu Damao clapped his hands in amazement.

The Liu brothers and the Yan brothers also subconsciously gave a thumbs up.

It must be said that Shazhu was really a man this time.

"You... you want to drive me back?" Yan Fengyu said in disbelief, "We are married. If you want to drive me back, you have to pay me alimony and give me a house."

"What?"

Shazhu laughed angrily when he heard this, "Do you think I am Lin Shaowen? Alimony and a house... Go to the four-nine city and ask around, who is still in charge of you after the divorce, you are my mother?"

Puff!

Xu Damao and others couldn't help laughing out loud.

Is Yan Fengyu crazy? She wants to divide the house even after the divorce.

"Shazhu, talk about your own business, don't involve my Shaowen, otherwise I will break your door." Qin Jingru sneered outside.

"This is just an analogy." Shazhu said a little embarrassedly, "Lao Lin, we are good brothers... Your two hundred yuan is too steep, isn't it?"

"That's right, whatThe medicine costs two hundred yuan? Lin Shaowen, are you trying to steal money?" Liu Haizhong also said dissatisfiedly.

"It doesn't matter if I don't treat it." Lin Shaowen stood up and said with a smile, "Shazhu, if you still want to save your little brother... now let someone send you to Union Hospital and see what the doctor there says."

After leaving a word, he turned and walked towards the west wing yard.

"No, Lao Lin, that's not what I mean, don't leave." Shazhu shouted hurriedly.

"Shazhu, let's ignore him... He is just a factory doctor, is he better than the doctors in the big hospital?" Yan Fengyu urged hurriedly, "Come on, I will accompany you to the hospital to see..."

"This..."

Shazhu fell into deep thought.

"What is this? It will be too late if you don't go now. I still want to give birth to a big fat boy for you." Yan Fengyu said dissatisfiedly.

"Okay, then let's go to the hospital. "

After hearing about the fat boy, Sha Zhu's heart was heated again.

Although his second brother didn't feel anything, he still wanted a son.

Seeing this, Yi Zhonghai was about to slip away.

But he heard Lin Shaowen shouting from a distance, "Uncle, you have to accompany Sha Zhu, right? Yan Fengyu just came to Sijiu City and doesn't know anything. You have to go and say hello to her."

Fuck, Lin Shaowen is a beast.

Yi Zhonghai was annoyed.

"Yes, uncle, please accompany me." Sha Zhu hurriedly said, "What does Fengyu know? I'd better accompany me. I'll feel more at ease."

"Sha Zhu, I'll just accompany you..."

Yan Fengjiao was halfway through her words, but was glared at by Sha Zhu and immediately lowered her head.

"Zhu Zi, I..."

"Uncle, you watched me grow up. "Sha Zhu said with red eyes, "You and I are the closest in this courtyard. If you don't accompany me, what will happen if something happens to me?"

"Okay, okay, I'll accompany you, okay?" Yi Zhonghai said helplessly.

Going to the hospital in this cold winter, isn't that life-threatening?

It's all Lin Shaowen's fault, he definitely did it on purpose.

"Uncle, you know I've been sweeping toilets for a few months and don't have much savings. If you bring some money, just consider it as a loan from you. I'll pay you back when I get paid." Sha Zhu said while holding Yi Zhonghai's hand.

Yan Fengyu suddenly realized that this was what Sha Zhu meant.

For the first time, she felt that there was still a difference between city people and country people. At least she really didn't understand this kind of twists and turns.