Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things

"Getting married is a good thing." Qin Jingru said in a slightly slower tone, "But it depends on whether Shaowen has time. He is very busy at work and sometimes has to see patients on weekends."

"Okay, I agree to this." Lin Shaowen patted Yan Jiecheng's head and said, "I won't take the money. You have called me uncle for so many years. This is a gift for you."

"Thank you, uncle."

Yan Jiecheng shouted happily.

"Lin Shaowen, you can't break the rules." Sha Zhu said dissatisfiedly, "In our courtyard, we give 50 cents and 1 yuan for weddings and banquets. You are giving 5 yuan. How do you want us to give?"

"Why do you care how Brother Lin gives?" He Yushui pouted, "Yan Jiecheng is Brother Lin's nephew, and he is also a relative. What's wrong with giving 5 yuan?"

"Hey, He Yushui, you are getting cocky, right?" Sha Zhu was furious.

Lin Shaowen hadn't done anything yet, but the four heroes of the Yan family stood up.

"Sha Zhu, you dare to attack my Aunt He, I will kill you today." Yan Jiecheng glared.

"Aunt He?"

Everyone twitched when they heard this name.

Yu Li looked at him with disdain, wondering how she could have married such a bastard.

"Yan Jiecheng, you call my sister Aunt, so I am not your uncle?" Sha Zhu laughed.

"Fuck you, our courtyard rules are different." Yan Bugui sneered.

"Okay, Old Yan, what are you trying to do?" Yi Zhonghai said in a deep voice, "Our courtyard is now preparing to be rated as an excellent courtyard. If you make a fuss, you will be held responsible if we fail to be rated."

When others heard this, they looked at Yan Bugui's family with bad eyes.

For this excellent courtyard, the street office will distribute towels, soaps, and melon seeds and candies. If it is really rated, then there will be something for the New Year.

"Okay, you guys chat, I'm going back." Lin Shaowen stood up and said with a smile.

"No, Lao Lin, play for a while." Xu Damao tried to persuade him to stay.

"That's right, why are you going back in broad daylight?" Sha Zhu also complained.

"What's the fun of us staring at each other?" Lin Shaowen said with his hands spread out.

"Well... since we have nothing to do today, how about going to your house for a drink?" Xu Damao suggested, "Brother, there are two bottles of Wuliangye, let's solve it together."

"I'll go cook."

Sha Zhu instantly became energetic when he heard about eating.

"Not today, I have something to do later." Lin Shaowen refused with a smile.

"What can you do on this weekend?" Xu Damao frowned.

"Hey, Xu Damao, you're almost done." Qin Jingru said dissatisfiedly, "My husband is very busy at work, can he be like you, doing nothing every day?"

Xu Damao was choked immediately.

It's okay to challenge others, but he is really a little afraid of Qin Jingru.

If Lin Shaowen, that kid, messes with him, he will be uncomfortable for a long time.

"Okay, you go back first, I'm going out for a while." Lin Shaowen said to Qin Jingru.

"Well, come back early."

Qin Jingru tightened his clothes for him and turned back to his yard.

After Lin Shaowen left the yard, he drove around and finally stopped in a remote corner.

He reached out and touched the ring, and the trunk suddenly sank.

A huge wild boar appeared in the trunk.

Seven places.

"Oh, what wind blew Minister Lin here?" Xu Shen said happily.

"Don't talk nonsense, call Lin Gang and come out with me." Lin Shaowen laughed and scolded.

"What happened?" Xu Shen's eyes became serious.

"Forget about it."

Lin Shaowen spread his hands and walked out the door.

Xu Shen did not dare to delay, and immediately sent someone to call Lin Gang over, and the two of them trotted out the door.

"What's the matter?" Lin Gang said nervously.

"Lend me your sidecar..." Lin Shaowen took out two cigarettes and handed them to them.

"You should have told me earlier." Lin Gang patted his chest and said, "I thought something big had happened, you just drove away."

"How can I drive away?" Lin Shaowen rolled his eyes and said, "If I drive away the sidecar, what about my car?"

"Wow, you come to borrow the car, and I have to deliver it to you?" Lin Gang said angrily.

Lin Shaowen did not speak, but just opened the trunk of the car.

After Lin Gang and Xu Shen glanced at each other, their eyes widened.

"Send it or not?" Lin Shaowen stretched out his hand to close the trunk.

"Lin Gang, what's wrong with you?" Xu Shen said seriously, "Minister Lin is your leader. What's wrong with your leader asking you to send a car? You are so disorganized and undisciplined."

"Yes, yes, I was wrong, Minister Lin, how about I send it to you now?" Lin Gang said flatteringly.

"That's better."Lin Shaowen said with a smile, "You two take this wild boar down, and then send some to my two teachers, the rest is yours."

"All ours?"

Xu Shen and Lin Gang looked at each other, almost drooling.

"How about... Old Lin, how about you raise some more conditions? Otherwise, I feel a little upset." Xu Shen said cautiously.

"Forget it."

Lin Shaowen made a move to leave, but was hugged by Lin Gang.

"Don't, Minister Lin, Minister Xu is old and not very good at talking, don't argue with him."

"Yes, yes, I'm old, old." Xu Shen nodded hurriedly.

"Go to hell, get a car to load it quickly, be careful I regret it." Lin Shaowen scolded with a smile.

"Hey."

Xu Shen immediately drove his car over, and Lin Gang went to the office to get a machete.

After the few people drove the car to a remote place, Lin Gang and Xu Shen dismembered the wild boar. After all, Xu Shen's car didn't have such a large space. If it wasn't disassembled, it really couldn't fit.

"Old Lin, don't worry, I'll wash those two thighs and give them to your teacher later." Xu Shen patted his chest and said.

"Minister, don't be greedy for my share." Lin Gang said vigilantly.

"Get out, am I such a person?" Xu Shen said with a guilty conscience.

"Or, you should follow me to deliver it." Lin Gang said carefully, "You can bring me back at that time..."

"Okay."

Xu Shen gritted his teeth and said, "I have walked through mountains of swords and seas of fire with you, and now you don't trust me so much for a wild boar? It makes me so sad."

"Minister, how about you go to deliver the car and I go to deal with the wild boar?" Lin Gang pouted.

Xu Shen immediately shut up.

If he goes to deliver the car, what can he do if Lin Gang steals the wild boar?

Cry, make a scene, and then hang yourself? But even if you do that, can you still vomit out what you have eaten?

Seeing the two of them, Lin Shaowen couldn't help but feel a little funny and a little sad.

Xu Shen is a serious ministerial-level cadre, and Lin Gang is also a division-level cadre. Logically speaking, they really don't lack money.

But now, even if you have money, you don't have meat tickets if you don't embezzle.