Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things

"Uncle..."

Liu Guangfu looked at Lin Shaowen with a pleading look.

Captain Xing and Director Wang were not stupid either. Seeing them whispering, they immediately realized that there was something fishy about this matter.

"Old Lin, stop talking there. Come over if you have something to say." Director Wang shouted loudly.

"Okay."

Lin Shaowen walked over dejectedly.

"Tell me, what's going on?" Captain Xing said seriously.

"I..."

Lin Shaowen opened his mouth and was about to explain, but Xu Damao got there first.

"Captain Xing, this is what happened. Lao Lin's child is about to turn one, so he wanted to make some firecrackers to celebrate. So... he entrusted us, so we made some firecrackers, but we didn't expect to put a little too much gunpowder."

"You call it a little bit?" Director Wang scolded, "This toilet is almost blown down by you... If you put a little more, what if someone is killed?"

"So we came to the public toilet to try it." Sha Zhu continued, "Don't worry, Director Wang, before we set off the firecrackers, we went to the toilet to check and make sure that no one was setting them off."

"Lao Lin, they are making trouble, why did you follow them?" Captain Xing said helplessly, "Fortunately there were no casualties, otherwise it would be over."

"Yes, Lao Lin, you are not reliable in doing this." Director Wang also frowned.

Lin Shaowen opened his mouth, but saw that the seven people were looking at him pleadingly, so he had no choice but to close his mouth.

"Come on, since it's for the child's first birthday, let's forget about it." Captain Xing said loudly, "Lin Shaowen also knows he was wrong, don't do it again..."

"Don't do it again?"

Yi Zhonghai and others all looked ridiculous.

Although the toilet was not blown up, setting off fireworks in the toilet in the middle of the night should be punished, right?

When Director Wang saw everyone looking at her, she couldn't help but cough twice, then said with a straight face, "Lin Shaowen, since no one was injured, you write a self-criticism and come to the street office tomorrow..."

Lin Shaowen was about to speak, but heard a shrill shout from the toilet.

"Help."

"Fuck, is there anyone in the toilet?"

Liu Guangfu exclaimed and rushed to the toilet immediately.

After a while, he came out with a naked man.

Everyone was slightly stunned and didn't recognize him.

He was covered in mud all over his body, emitting a foul smell.

But that's fine, after all, the septic tank exploded, and no one in the toilet could escape. But there was a bamboo stick of about 40 centimeters stuck straight in his buttocks, and no one dared to be sure how much was stuck in it.

"Who are you?" Liu Haizhong asked bravely.

"Dad, it's me." The man cried loudly.

"Guangqi?"

Liu Haizhong was instantly upset, and turned his head to look at Lin Shaowen, "Lin Shaowen, look at what you did... If Guangqi has any problems, I won't forgive you."

"I really can't help you." Lin Shaowen looked at Liu Guangfu and said, "If your brother has any problems, your father will eat me."

"What do you mean?" Liu Haizhong was stunned.

"This..."

Yan Jiecheng hesitated for a moment, but still explained, "In fact, the firecrackers were made by us, and my uncle just came to watch the fun."

"What?"

Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui were shocked at the same time.

Especially Liu Haizhong, he had just thought of a hundred ways to blackmail Lin Shaowen... but it wasn't him?

"I admit that we made the firecrackers." Xu Damao said helplessly.

He knew very well that Lin Shaowen would definitely not admit it now that he had hurt someone.

"Lin Shaowen, you should quickly check on Liu Guangqi. It's better if there is no problem with such a big bamboo sticking in his butt." Yi Zhonghai said anxiously.

"Yes, yes, save him first." Liu Haizhong hurriedly changed the subject.

"What can I do?" Lin Shaowen said helplessly, "I suggest you don't move the bamboo, send him to the hospital first. If you pull out the bamboo rashly, blood loss is one thing... feces is so dirty, if it gets into the wound and gets infected, it will be terrible."

"I'll go push the cart."

Liu Haizhong ran out immediately after hearing the word "infection".

"Didn't you just say that there was no one in the toilet?" Captain Xing said with a straight face.

"There was no one there when we set off the cannon just now." Liu Guangfu said aggrievedly, "Who would have thought that he would come to the toilet at this time..."

"Liu Guangfu, you are right?" Liu Guangqi cried, "I was just going to the toilet, and suddenly the toilet exploded... and a bamboo flew up from the pit. Who did I offend?"

Puff!

Lin Shaowen couldn't help laughing.

"Lin Shaowen, do you still have any sympathy?" Li Ling said angrily.

Qin Jingru reached out and pulled Lin Shaowen, signaling him to be more restrained.Although she herself was also holding it in, her face was red.

"I'm not laughing at this..." Lin Shaowen shook his head, "I was thinking that Liu Guangqi was really lucky, it was just inserted in the buttocks, if it flew up and inserted from the toilet, it would be fatal."

"Hiss."

Everyone took a breath of cold air when they heard it.

Director Wang and Captain Xing's faces suddenly changed.

If someone really died, it would be over.

"You guys, you are too much." Captain Xing scolded, "Send Liu Guangqi to the hospital for treatment first, and you will bear the medical expenses."

"Yes."

Xu Damao and others bowed their heads and responded.

"Starting tomorrow, all of you will go sweep the streets." Director Wang said with a straight face, "Since you are so energetic, then sweep the streets for me for half a month..."

"No, Director Wang, that's not what you said just now." Xu Damao was immediately anxious, "Just now when Lao Lin came out to take responsibility, you just asked him to write a self-criticism, how come it became sweeping the streets here?"

"Yes, Director Wang, you can't do that." Sha Zhu also pouted.

"What are you arguing about?" Director Wang glared, "No one was hurt just now, but now Liu Guangqi has been blown up like this by you, and sweeping the toilet is a bargain for you."

...

Xu Damao and others were speechless.

This reason is too sufficient.

"And you..." Director Wang looked at Lin Shaowen, "They are ignorant and you are also ignorant. It's okay if you don't persuade them, but they stay up late at night to watch the fun. Keep writing the self-criticism and give it to me tomorrow."

"Yes."

Lin Shaowen responded with tears in his eyes.

Xu Damao and others who had felt wronged at first immediately felt relieved, and even had the mood to wink at Lin Shaowen.

Captain Xing and Director Wang sighed when they saw this.

Why do all the young people in this yard seem to have problems with their brains?

"The cart is coming..."

Liu Haizhong rushed in pushing the cart.

"You guys are going to the hospital too..." Yi Zhonghai said coldly.

"It's useless for them to go." Lin Shaowen pouted, "Look at them... They stink all over, and I guess they can't even get through the hospital gate."

"Okay, I'll send two people from the joint defense office to help push the cart." Captain Xing said in a deep voice, "You guys better behave yourself. If you do it again, I won't forgive you."

"Yes."

Liu Guangfu and others nodded obediently.