Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things

"Hahaha, unkempt."

Yan Jiecheng and the others had attended high school after all, and they laughed so hard when they heard this word that they slapped the table.

"Lin Shaowen, you're playing tricks on me again." Sha Zhu said resentfully.

"Sha Zhu, if you don't know how to use words, don't imitate others to show off." Xu Damao laughed, "Don't you know what your level is? A guy who graduated from elementary school is showing off in front of Teacher Ran?"

"You also graduated from elementary school." Sha Zhu glared.

"Education doesn't mean anything. Some people with high education may not be upright." Ran Qiuye said indifferently.

"Sister Qiuye, you really hit the nail on the head." Xu Damao raised his glass and clinked it with her.

Lin Shaowen shrugged indifferently and started eating.

It must be said that although Sha Zhu is not very smart, his cooking skills are indeed good.

After three rounds of drinking.

Xu Damao started to make trouble, "Old Lin, didn't you go to college?"

"Who is college?" Lin Shaowen asked in surprise.

Puff!

The whole table was filled with the sound of wine spraying.

This old joke is at the forefront of the times now.

"Old Lin... don't do that, there are female comrades here." Xu Damao held back his laughter.

"Rogue."

Ran Qiuye blushed and cursed.

Ran Jingze was speechless. Didn't they say that this man was upright?

"Old Lin, I heard from Sha Zhu last time that you and Lou Xiaoe played drinking games..."

"Xu Damao, how many words do you know? Are you still learning to play drinking games like intellectuals?" Sha Zhu said sarcastically.

"I can't do it, but there is still Teacher Ran." Xu Damao said confidently, "So... Old Lin and Teacher Ran, let's each press one side, and if you can't read it, then drink."

"This is fun."

Yan Jiecheng and others began to make a fuss.

"You can play flying flowers?" Ran Qiuye said in surprise.

"It should be no problem to beat you."

Lin Shaowen picked up the wine glass and took a sip.

"Then come..." Ran Qiuye said unconvinced.

Feihualing, she was invincible in the school.

"Ladies first."

"Prepare and bundle firewood, three stars in the sky." Ran Qiuye said loudly.

"The princes and nobles in the world praise the purple chin, and the couples in the country prefer black clothes." Lin Shaowen laughed.

"The wine stains on the clothes and the words in the poems, every dot and every line, always have a sad feeling."

"It's easy to find priceless treasures, but it's hard to find a lover."

After Lin Shaowen finished reading, he gave her a wink.

Ran Qiuye's pretty face flushed immediately, and she was confused for a while.

"Drink."

Sha Zhu said.

"It's just a cup, why are you in a hurry." Xu Damao said calmly.

"That's right, it's just a glass of wine." Yan Jiecheng encouraged, "Teacher Ran, don't worry, my uncle has something."

"Yes, Teacher Ran, come on." Liu Guangfu also echoed.

"Come again."

After drinking it all, Ran Qiuye recited again, "My lover rides a bamboo horse and plays with green plums around the bed."

"No one sees the plum blossoms in the bamboo forest, and the fragrance blows over the stone bridge all night."

"The willows on the east and west sides of the bridge are beautiful, and people come and go to sing."

...

The two of them exchanged more than a hundred sentences.

"On the vast Yangtze and Han Rivers, where do you want to go at dusk." Lin Shaowen said loudly.

"It, it..."

Ran Qiuye blushed again and drank the wine glass.

"The son is married, and he is suitable for his family." Lin Shaowen recited.

"You..."

Ran Qiuye felt humiliated.

This guy actually continued the previous sentence.

"Drink more."

Shazhu obviously enjoyed watching the fun.

After Ran Qiuye drank a few glasses of wine, the roots of his ears turned red.

"There are many thousand-mile horses in the world, but it is rare to find a Jiufang Gao among people." Lin Shaowen recited again.

Ran Qiuye's head was a mess at this time, how could she care about Feihua Ling? At this time, she only had one thought, why is this wine so strong?

"Drink." Sha Zhu said excitedly.

"Teacher Ran, you..."

Xu Damao and others all looked bitter, this is no match at all.

"Another... another." Ran Qiuye drank another cup.

"Wheat planted in high fields will never grow into ears." Lin Shaowen took a sip of wine.

"Drink."

"So the parents in the world would rather have a daughter than a son."

"Drink."

...

After drinking seven or eight cups in a row, Ran Qiuye felt that her body was on fire.

Ran Jing looked at Yan Jiecheng who had vomited a lot, and hurriedly said, "Lin Shaowen, Qiuye can't drink anymore."

"Thank you."

Lin Shaowen bowed.

"Lin Shaowen, let's... have another drink."

Ran Qiuye threw down a sentence and fell on the table.

"This..."

Ran Jing was at a loss for words.

She was here for a blind date, and she was fine, but she didn't expect to get Ran Qiuye drunk.

What should she do?

"Help her to the room to rest first.Take a break, wait for her to sober up a little, and then Yan Jiecheng and I... well, Master He and I will take you back. "

Lin Shaowen looked at Yan Jiecheng who had already vomited bitter bile, and couldn't help laughing.

"Excuse me."

Ran Jing smiled bitterly and helped Ran Qiuye to the bedroom.

Lin Shaowen didn't go forward to help, but turned on the light in the room in advance and returned to the dining table.

He just ate a few bites of food.

This meal lasted from the afternoon to the evening.

It was dark.

On the whole table, only Lin Shaowen and Ran Jing were relatively sober, and the others either slept on the floor or lay on the table.

"Lin Shaowen, do you often drink like this?" Ran Jing asked coquettishly.

"That's not the case." Lin Shaowen shook the empty bottle and pondered, "Do you think it's possible that Xu Damao brought fake wine? "

Puff!

Ran Jing burst into laughter, "He stole it from his father-in-law, right?"

"That's right." Lin Shaowen said, touching his chin.

"Lin Shaowen, what kind of person is your wife?" Ran Jing asked again.

"An ordinary person." Lin Shaowen smiled, "She came from the countryside, has a simple personality, and doesn't talk much... But she treats me very well, even if sometimes I do something that scares her, she will still support me without hesitation."

"That's great." Ran Jing sighed.

"What about you? What kind of person do you want to find?" Lin Shaowen smiled.

"I don't know." Ran Jing glanced at Yan Jiecheng lying on the ground and sighed, "I once heard someone say that the matchmaker will introduce you to someone based on how you are in the eyes of others..."

"In fact, Yan Jiecheng... or the young people in our yard are all pretty good. "After taking a sip of wine, Lin Shaowen smiled faintly, "For example, the brothers Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian, under the education of Liu Haizhong's stick, their thinking is somewhat different from that of ordinary people, but they are also more willing to work hard. "

"But why do I feel that Xu Damao and Sha Zhu seem to hate you." Ran Jing smiled.

"Not only them, but people in the yard don't like me very much." Lin Shaowen spread his hands and said, "But... I can't just find a rope to hang myself just because they don't like me, right?"

"Ha..."

Ran Jing laughed out loud.

At this time, Ran Qiuye had sobered up.

She quietly got up, looked around, and couldn't help muttering, "This guy is quite good to his wife..."

The huge wardrobe was full of women's clothes and shoes.

Especially those woolen coats, which were worth a lot at first glance.