Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things

Qin Huairu and the others did not ask where the crabs came from. They had long known about Lin Shaowen's magical powers. After all, when they got married, several ministers and deputy ministers came, not to mention academicians.

"Shaowen, I want to eat more..." Qin Jingru said coquettishly.

"Then eat it, there are still so many." Lin Shaowen smiled.

"No, I want to eat it tomorrow too." Qin Jingru said with a red face.

"Okay."

Lin Shaowen nodded lovingly.

He naturally knew that women would have uterine cold after eating crabs, but for him, a half-baked "miracle doctor", treating this thing is not easy at all.

You don't even need to take medicine, just a few injections.

"You are so nice." Qin Jingru hugged him and kissed him.

"Don't make trouble, make me face..." Lin Shaowen scolded with a smile.

Just when the four people were having fun, the bell under the eaves suddenly rang again.

"It's so annoying, who is it again?" Yu Haitang said dissatisfiedly.

She just ate the second one.

Outside the door.

Yu Haitang was opening the door, and she had no time to say anything.

Xu Damao and his wife rushed in with Yan Jiefang and his wife.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

Yu Haitang roared and immediately chased after them.

"Old Lin, I'm here to drink with you again." Xu Damao came to the table with two bottles of Moutai and took a look. He took a breath of cold air, "Wow, such a big hairy crab? From Yangcheng Lake?"

"Old Xu, you have some knowledge." Lin Shaowen said with a smile.

"Lin Shaowen, get us some hairy crabs too, you can name the price." Zhang Wan swallowed her saliva.

"Don't make a fuss, where can I get this stuff? It's not enough for Haitang to eat." Lin Shaowen shook his head.

"Old Lin, how about we have a drink with crabs?" Xu Damao licked his old face.

He was really greedy.

After eating a meal of hairy crabs at Sijiu Zhang's house a few days ago, he couldn't forget it, even though the crabs were less than a quarter of the size of the ones on the table, and he only got two.

"How can you do this?" Qin Huairu said dissatisfiedly, "We just started eating, and you rushed in."

"Qin Huairu, you are just like us, just a freeloader." Xu Damao snorted, "Brother at least brought wine, but it's different from you who eat for free."

"Xu Damao, I have a good relationship with Sister Qin, I am happy to invite her to eat with me, is it your business?" Yu Haitang retorted.

"Wow, then you are really generous." Xu Damao changed his face and said, "Mrs. Lin, I am not eating your food for free, don't I bring wine?"

"Humph."

Yu Haitang was too lazy to pay attention to him and sat back at the table to continue eating.

The atmosphere became awkward for a while.

"Old Xu, let me test you. If you answer correctly, I will treat you to crabs." Lin Shaowen said with a smile.

"You said... I have nothing but some knowledge." Xu Damao patted his chest and said.

"What kind of wine is best with hairy crabs?" Lin Shaowen tilted his head and said.

"This..."

Xu Damao was immediately embarrassed.

He was born a worker, how could he know these things?

"I have yellow wine at home. I will go back and get it right away." Zhang Wan shouted immediately.

"Okay, you passed the test."

Lin Shaowen nodded with a smile.

Zhang Wan ran home without saying anything. In a few minutes, she came back with a big jar of yellow wine.

Yan Jiefang looked at Lin Shaowen pitifully, while Yu Li glared at Yu Haitang fiercely.

"Sister, don't look at me. My family doesn't even have enough to eat these things." Yu Haitang pouted.

"Sister loves you in vain." Yu Li pinched Yu Haitang.

"Okay, big sister is not an outsider, sit down and eat together." Lin Shaowen called.

Yan Jiecheng and Yu Li sat down obediently as if they had been pardoned.

"You are the only one who is generous." Yu Haitang muttered.

"That's right, this is not much." Qin Jingru also said dissatisfiedly.

Qin Huairu did not speak, but just looked at him with resentment.

"Come on, Lao Lin, let's go one."

Xu Damao, holding the bowl, smiled, "In our courtyard, the only one I admire is you, Lin Shaowen. Everyone says you are stingy, but in my opinion, who can be as generous as you?"

"Are you praising me or insulting me?" Lin Shaowen laughed and clinked glasses with him.

"Of course I am praising you." Xu Damao said seriously, "Don't look at the group of people in our courtyard who are full of benevolence and morality. Let alone such a precious hairy crab, they may not be willing to give up an egg."

"Everyone is poor, it's understandable." Lin Shaowen smiled.

Yu Li and Yan Jiecheng didn't say anything, they just kept biting the crabs and almost swallowed their tongues.

"Come on, Lin Shaowen, I'll toast you too." Zhang Wan raised her bowl and smiled, "I didn't understand why Lou Xiao"E will marry you. Now it seems that she has good vision."

This is what she said sincerely.

Lin Shaowen may look like a scoundrel in the courtyard, and no one can bully him. But if you can really be friends with him, it is actually a very happy thing. Lin Shaowen never cares about trivial matters.

She is sure that even if she and Xu Damao can't answer today, Lin Shaowen will definitely not drive them away.

"You mentioned Lou Xiaoe in front of my ex-wife and current wife, aren't you afraid of not being able to leave this courtyard?" Lin Shaowen joked.

"What's there to be afraid of? At worst, I'll suppress you." Zhang Wan said generously.

"Go, who wants you." Yu Haitang muttered.

"Yes, yes, at worst, I'll suppress you, and we'll be neighbors." Xu Damao said happily.

"Psychopath. "

Lin Shaowen smiled and drank it all.

Twenty crabs may not look like much, and there is not much meat in the mouth, but it takes a bit of time to eat, especially for this group of people who want to chew the crab shells and swallow them.

So.

After the five-jin bottle of rice wine was finished, the crabs were finally eaten.

Zhang Wan and Xu Damao were both drunk, while Yan Jiefang and Yu Li kept licking their lips, feeling unsatisfied.

Yu Haitang had a gloomy face, as if he was very unhappy.

Although Qin Huairu and Qin Jingru were not so obvious, their expressions were also a bit ugly.

"Uncle, Yu Li and I will send Xu Damao and Zhang Wan back." Yan Jiecheng said with a tactful look.

"Well, thank you for your trouble." Lin Shaowen nodded with a smile.

"It should be, you and aunt should rest early. "

After Yan Jiecheng had eaten and drunk his fill, he immediately retreated.

Yu Li did not dare to look Yu Haitang in the eye the whole time, but just lowered her head and helped Zhang Wan walk out.

"Too abominable, don't let them in next time." Yu Haitang slammed the table fiercely.

"That's right, how can there be such a person." Qin Jingru was also dissatisfied.

She could have eaten five, but now she only ate three.

"Shao Wen, I want to eat more." Qin Huairu shook Lin Shaowen's hand.

"I want to eat too." Qin Jingru and Yu Haitang said in unison.

"I really can't do anything about you. "

Lin Shaowen sighed, stood up and walked out the door.

The three of them cheered when they saw this.

That night.

The table was once again filled with 20 hairy crabs. This time, no matter how Yan Jiecheng knocked on the door, Yu Haitang pretended not to hear it and even took down the bell.

Want to eat and drink for free again? Not even your own sister can do that.