Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things

When Lin Shaowen and Lou Xiaoe returned home, it was completely dark.

As soon as they walked to the door, they saw Sha Zhu waiting there with a stern face.

"Hey, you have no sense of time."

"Sorry, sorry." Lin Shaowen apologized hurriedly.

"Lou Xiaoe is still a pregnant woman, and she doesn't eat on time. Lin Shaowen, you are really capable of that."

After saying this, Sha Zhu went straight to the kitchen and started cooking.

In less than 20 minutes, the food was served on the table.

Although he was very angry, he was still very professional.

"Master He, drink some?" Lin Shaowen shook the bottle.

Gulp!

Sha Zhu swallowed his saliva.

This bottle of wine was taken from Xu Damao last time, a ten-year-old Fenjiu.

"No, how can it be..."

"Aren't we friends?" Lin Shaowen smiled.

"Yeah, that's right." Sha Zhu went to the table.

Lou Xiao'e was a bit amused, she was afraid that Sha Zhu would be sold out by Lin Shaowen one day.

After a while.

"Lin Shaowen, Jia Zhang made a scene in the yard again today." Sha Zhu said with a red face, "Poor Qin Jie, she just gave birth to a child, and she has to wash clothes and cook before she finishes her confinement..."

"What? Jia Zhang wants Qin Peiru to wash clothes and cook?"

Lou Xiao'e was stunned.

This was the cold winter, and even if she went to hang clothes, Lin Shaowen would not let her, fearing that she would get cold. What's more, Qin Peiru hadn't finished her confinement yet, and Jia Zhang was really a piece of shit.

"Yeah." Sha Zhu sighed, very sad, "Today, in order to name the child, Jia Zhang and Qin Peiru made a scene in the yard again..."

"What name? Isn't it Sophora japonica?" Lin Shaowen laughed.

He felt deeply sympathetic to Qin Peiru's experience, but he really couldn't help.

"Sophora japonica?"

Sha Zhu muttered, and his eyes lit up, "Yes, Jia Huaihua, this name is good."

"Hmm."

Lin Shaowen knew he had said something wrong, and hurriedly picked up his wine glass and clinked it with Sha Zhu.

He didn't know who named Jia Huaihua.

"Lin Shaowen, is there anything special about the name Huaihua?" Sha Zhu came over and asked.

"What's so special about it? It's nothing more than 'The Huailin in May is full of white flowers, and the fragrance is intoxicating to thousands of families'." Lin Shaowen said nonsense casually.

"I know this, Su Shi's "Sophora japonica." Lou Xiaoe smiled.

"Miss Lou, you can do Feihualing?" Lin Shaowen immediately became interested.

He thought he was not a literati, but as a graduate of Chinese linguistics in his previous life, "Feihualing" and other things were played out.

"Who can't do it, Mr. Lin, I'll give you a chance, let you go first..." Lou Xiaoe said with a smile.

"A night of rain in the mountains, a hundred springs on the top of the trees."

"The sound of the springs chokes the dangerous rocks, and the sun is cold on the green pines."

"The pine wind blows away my belt, and the mountain moon shines on my piano."

"..."

Lin Shaowen and Lou Xiao'e each said a sentence, which made Sha Zhu dumbfounded.

Is this the world of intellectuals? It's really terrible.

Of course, Lin Shaowen did not ignore him, and he clinked glasses with him from time to time.

In the end, when the two of them said more than a hundred sentences, Sha Zhu finally couldn't stand it and said goodbye. Although it was very interesting, he couldn't understand it... He didn't understand a single sentence, and only remembered Lin Shaowen's first sentence.

Sha Zhu left the west wing and breathed a sigh of relief.

When he walked to the backyard, Yan Bugui, as the cultural representative of the courtyard, was naturally the one who took the responsibility of naming. Jia Zhang sat under the eaves and didn't speak, Jia Dongxu had an indifferent attitude, and only Qin Peiru's eyes were full of expectations.

"Yan Laoxi, are you cheating melon seeds again?" Sha Zhu sneered.

Yan Bugui never does business at a loss. If he doesn't pay, he will give him something.

He never has too much chicken, duck, fish or meat, and never has too little melon seeds and peanuts.

"What are you talking about?" Yan Bugui said with a sullen face, "Naming is the business of intellectuals. If you don't understand, just get out of here."

"What's so difficult about naming?" Sha Zhu said proudly, "I think it's better to call Sister Qin's daughter 'Sophora japonica'."

"Sophora japonica? Jia Sophora japonica?"

The people who were watching the excitement were shocked and looked up and down at Sha Zhu. This idiot actually knows how to name?

"Okay, Sha Zhu, a man should be looked at with new eyes after three days of separation." Yan Bugui mocked, "Since you said it's 'Sophora japonica', then tell me, what's the point of this name..."

"What's so difficult about it." Sha Zhu said with a masterly demeanor, "This name is taken from Su Shi's 'The Sophora japonica in May is full of white flowers, and the fragrance intoxicates thousands of families'."

The whole yard was quiet in an instant.

Yan Bugui took off his glasses, wiped them vigorously, and then looked at Sha Zhu carefully.

"Are you possessed by Lao Jia?" Xu Damao said in panic.

"Fuck you, Xu Damao, you are possessed by Lao Jia." Sha Zhu said angrily.

"No.The problem is, this is Shazhu."

Xu Damao was slightly relieved when he heard this familiar scolding.

"Teacher Yan, look at this name..."

Qin Peiru looked at Yan Bugui, hoping that he would pick another one so that she could choose.

"Okay, let's call this money-losing thing Huaihua." Jia Zhang stopped Qin Peiru. Since she could get it for free, she didn't want to give Yan Bugui another handful of melon seeds.

"This name is good." Yan Bugui said a little disappointed, "The name has a source, and it is suitable for a girl."

Qin Peiru sighed when she saw Jia Zhang's look, and whispered twice, "Huaihua, Jia Huaihua..."

Shazhu walked back to the house in a zigzag step in the surprised eyes of everyone.

"I was actually fooled by him." Xu Damao gritted his teeth.

"This name is definitely not given by Shazhu. I have seen this kid grow up. Will he know Su Shi? I ate the hoe. "Yan Bugui said affirmatively.

"Could it be..." Xu Damao looked towards the west courtyard.

"It must be." Yan Bugui clapped his hands, "Shazhu must have heard something from Lin Shaowen, so he came out to show off. Lin Shaowen is the only one in the whole courtyard who has some level..."

"Teacher Yan, if I remember correctly, you just graduated from high school, right?" Xu Damao began to play tricks, "With your level, you dare to compare with Lin Shaowen? He is a serious college student."

"Yes, Lin Shaowen is the most educated in the courtyard."

"That's right, looking at the whole Nanluoguxiang, only this kid graduated from college."

"Let's find Lin Shaowen when we have something in the future, right? "

……

The residents of the courtyard were very realistic and changed sides in an instant.

Yan Bugui's face suddenly darkened. Unlike Liu Haizhong, he was not obsessed with officials, but he called himself a "cultured person", but now he was actually outdone by Lin Shaowen.

That kid's heart was black, and he was not worthy of the word "cultured person".

"Humph."

Yan Bugui snorted coldly and turned to go home.

Seeing this, Xu Damao couldn't help but gloat over the misfortune, thinking that this time Lin Shaowen would definitely have a hard time. Yan Bugui was not someone to be trifled with.

Late at night.

Bang!

The sound of broken glass resounded throughout the courtyard.

"Which beast who gave birth to a son without an asshole smashed my glass..."

Xu Damao's roar spread throughout the courtyard.

Yan Bugui, who was so angry that his liver hurt, sneered. If he couldn't deal with Lin Shaowen, could he not deal with you, Xu Damao?

He has three sons.