Shuraba Player

In the past, the other party tried every means to find inspiration for the painting book from her. After being taught a hard lesson by her, a certain guy gave up using her as the heroine in his book. the idea of...

"Do you know what sexiness is? In front of sexiness, cuteness is not worth mentioning at all."

Curling his lips, Xia Wen handed over the hair dryer in his hand.

"Mu Qing is stupid and cute, with little courage, and it is the easiest to arouse a man's desire for protection, but you can't take this route, so you have to reluctantly take sex..."

The flushed Lin Xiaoyi directly rewarded the opponent with a hand knife and physically interrupted the opponent's words.

Although it took her nearly an hour to take a bath, even now, the two people lying on the sofa and on the mat on the ground still have no intention of waking up. It seems that the stamina of the medicine is quite sufficient.

Anna was still sitting in front of the computer in front of the coffee table, and there was another bench next to the coffee table. There were still two finished instant noodle boxes left on the coffee table. The owner of the additional bench It was already obvious who it was.

In the kitchen, the firelight reflected through the glass doors and windows was three times stronger than before... So is it said that someone is concocting alchemy inside?

Lin Xiaoyi was very curious about this in her heart.

"Okay, let's blow your hair slowly. I'll continue teaching Anna math."

Xia Wen spoke to Lin Xiaoyi, who was blowing her hair, after bringing another bucket of instant noodles soaked in front of him after estimating the other person's bath time.

"But to be honest, I still think it's better for you to do what I said before. It's the so-called food sex. If you show up in the way I said, it can effectively improve the other party's favorability."

"...You might as well add a coat."

Looking at the other side's barren chest, white shirt and men's shorts, recalling the other side's feat of vacuuming up and down now, after a moment of silence, Lin Xiaoyi was speechless.

"With the air conditioner on, it's already very hot. If I add another piece of clothing, wouldn't I be overheated?"

Rolling his eyes, Xia Wen said, and even reached out and unbuttoned a button on the top of the white shirt he was wearing, revealing the large white skin inside.

"Forget it, if you don't listen, don't listen. If you knew this, I wouldn't even put that white shirt on for you..."

Lin Xiaoyi: "..."

"...If I remember correctly, your math scores seem to have been struggling on the edge of the passing line?"

After a moment of silence, Lin Xiaoyi opened her mouth to look at the blonde loli sitting in front of the coffee table and trying to learn to swim in the ocean of knowledge.

"To be honest, I suspect that you are mistaking your children."

"Hey, hey, you can eat indiscriminately, but don't talk indiscriminately when you eat. Why did I mislead the children?"

When his teaching ability was questioned, Xia Wen asked back in annoyance.

"It's just elementary school mathematics. Can't I teach it at all?"

"No, this kind of thing can actually be seen at a glance."

While blowing her hair with the hairdryer, Lin Xiaoyi stretched out her hand and pointed to the living room.

"Before, from her head, there were question marks one by one, but after your general teaching, she now starts to have a shape like "Θ●◆▼▲■※〓?Ψ∮ Swastika ￡" Martian text like this... What the **** are you teaching?"

"Uh……"

Looking back, Xia Wen found that it really seemed to be the case.

Just like the characters in the comics will pop up one after another on the top of the head to represent the dialog box, at this moment, on Anna's head, one after another Martian symbols are emerging...

"Cough cough ... Do you think Anna can put a golden exclamation mark on her head, and then we run to pick up the task?"

Putting his hand to his mouth and coughing a few times, Xia Wen tried to change the subject in the lame way as always.

"In this case, I feel like..."

"If you don't tell the truth, your allowance will be halved this month."

Interrupting the other party's words unceremoniously, Lin Xiaoyi spoke calmly.

"Anyway, your uncle and aunt handed over your living expenses to me to manage. It's okay to cut your expenses a little bit."

"...I just showed her some elementary school math Olympiad questions."

After a moment of silence, Xia Wen raised his hands to announce his surrender.

"The math problems in elementary school are too simple. It's nothing more than a brain pumping pool manager who has a pipe in and a pipe out. He has to keep chickens and ducks in the same cage, and then ask people to count how many chickens there are. The perverted farmer of ducks really doesn't have any challenges at all. So I found some elementary school math Olympiad questions on the Internet to show her... By the way, are elementary school math Olympiad problems really so lethal?"

"...Are you a devil?"

The corners of her mouth twitched involuntarily. After glaring at Xia Wen in front of her, when she turned her head to look at the blond loli over there, Lin Xiaoyi's eyes had unconsciously taken on it. A hint of pity.

"Even those elementary school math problems have already left her with question marks, but you still madly asked her to contact the elementary school math Olympiad problems in advance... I suddenly had the idea of ​​doing things for the heavens."

"Uh...you blow slowly, I'm leaving, bye!!"

After a second of silence, Xia Wen turned around and ran without hesitation after seeing that Lin Xiaoyi's eyes began to sharpen in front of him.

Lin Xiaoyi: "..."

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Chapter 324 Young people don't talk about five

It was as if the soul had traveled back and forth in the deepest hell. When Bai Zhi finally opened his eyes, he felt a world-like feeling in his heart.

"This medicine is simply outrageous..."

The corners of his mouth twitched fiercely, covering his forehead with his hands, and Bai Zhi sat up from the sofa.

It all started this morning. When he woke up in the morning, he found that a white-haired loli had already woken up and started alchemy in the kitchen. In the living room, the school flower was sleeping on the sofa and Xia Wen was sleeping on the mat on the ground. Didn't mean to wake up yet.

And Mu Qingshen, who got up a while earlier than him, was holding these two to her bed with a guilty face... This was because she left her two classmates on the sofa and the floor in the living room. , and the condemnation of conscience in bed alone.

As for Bai Zhi? The Bai family has no conscience.

Even Anna got up earlier than him, because yesterday afternoon, she didn't complete the learning goals set by Qingyi, and she was squatting in front of the computer with a frown and doing math problems in pain...

Because the kitchen was occupied by light clothes, they didn't even have to eat breakfast. Originally, Bai Zhi wanted to take a few buckets of instant noodles for breakfast. By the way, let's take a look at the title that he finally generated after 24 hours. When... a certain white-haired loli walked out of the kitchen with a look of excitement.

——That was the beginning of the nightmare.

Different from the black-and-white appearance of the potion in the first edition, which increased the upper limit of psionic power by 100, the potion in the second edition looks much better in terms of its appearance, showing the appearance of an emerald-green emerald plaster.

Do you know why it's called a nightmare? The last time the potion was eaten neatly, it was poured out in one go, but it wasn't that big of a torment. But this time, you have to drink the whole bowl of green plaster in one breath. The key is that you are still biting constantly in the middle...

Even because the memory of drinking the medicine was so terrifying that the brain automatically blocked that memory. It was not only a drug that acts on the body, but also a horror that acts on the mind and soul. poison.

This is the research result left by a world at the last moment of life and death. It is matched with the medicine that was researched by the magical civilization unique to their world. Although the process of eating it is like walking back and forth in hell, but The effect is still very strong.

Although I didn't have time to take a closer look, the upper limit of psionic energy was raised by 300 points in one breath, which means I don't know about other aspects... eh?

Suddenly aware of something wrong, Bai Zhi raised his head, and then met three pairs of eyes exactly.

"Well...the eyes of the two of you look like you're dead."

Glancing at Mu Qingshen, who also woke up next to him, Xia Wen made a fairly accurate comment after thinking for a while.

"How about it, do you want a cup of sleepy black tea?"

Bai Zhi: "..."

Looking at Xia Wen and Lin Xiaoyi in front of him, Bai Zhi unconsciously fell into silence.

The school girl looked a little better. Although the tracksuit with the chain pulled all the way to the neckline was a bit familiar, Xia Wen couldn't bear to look directly in front of her.

A white shirt with men's shorts is just fine. The shirt is not well worn. The collar of half of the sleeve is pulled to the elbow, and the collar of the shirt is also unbuttoned, which looks quite tempting. ...if the chest wasn't so barren.

And... besides that, what is that strange symbol that keeps popping up from Anna's head?

"...You guys go and change into some normal clothes. We'll talk about it later."

After a moment of silent silence, Bai Zhi turned his head and looked aside.

"There are still a few sets of clothes in Mu's light-colored backpack."

"Why? I think it's very comfortable to wear like this..."

"Hurry up and change your clothes!!"

Before Xia Wen's words were finished, Lin Xiaoyi, who was a little red in the face, grabbed her and dragged her away.

Others don't know anything, but she knows it very well. Her best friend has a vacuum all over her body. Even if she has poor breasts, if her eyes are good enough, that white shirt can't hinder her vision.

Bai Zhi, who happened to have good eyesight, said, "..."

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Taking advantage of the time when the three girls returned to the room to change clothes, Bai Zhi sat next to Anna and looked curiously at the computer in front of him.

To be honest, he was very curious as to why those strange characters appeared on Anna's head. It's alright to add, subtract, multiply, and divide various mathematical symbols. Why are there all kinds of line segments and lines?

It seemed that she was really immersed in the ocean of knowledge and couldn't extricate herself from it. Anna didn't notice Bai Zhi's approach, and was now concentrating on the exercises.

What appears on the computer screen now is a set of math test questions from the sixth grade that Lin Xiaoyi helped to find, trying to pull the other party back from the hellish place like the elementary school math Olympiad.

I have to say that the results are still there. At least after a cursory look at the past, Bai Zhi did not find any mistakes. After all, it is only a basic topic in elementary school. No matter how you say it, it is impossible...

"Wait, Anna, why is there such an answer here?"

Reaching out to the computer screen in front of him, Bai Zhi asked Anna with some doubts.

"Shouldn't the answer to this question be 5? Why did you write it as 6-1?"

"This is because... Your Royal Highness, are you awake?"

Suddenly awakened from the question, she turned to look at Bai Zhi beside her, Anna showed a happy expression on her face, and asked Bai Zhi expectantly.

"How about it, did His Royal Highness get anything this time?"

Although she doesn't know much about things related to players and psionics like Qingyi does, she still knows a little bit about the previous things. Taking medicine is to become stronger and make her stronger. His Royal Highness became even more powerful.

"Almost, although it is a little scary to eat, but the effect is still very good."

Smiling slightly, Bai Zhi reached out and rubbed the other's head.

"You haven't answered me yet. The answer to this question is obviously 5. Why did you write it as 6-1?"

"Because young people don't talk about five."

Anna blinked.

"Young people don't talk about five? What's so strange... Wait."

As if he suddenly thought of something, Bai Zhi's expression froze.

"Young people don't talk about Wujia... Young people don't talk about martial arts? This..."

Just when Bai Zhi was in shock, a voice suddenly came from the side, but when he turned his head to follow the voice, he saw that Xia Wen, who was turning around and was about to escape, was given to him by Lin Xiaoyi and Mu Qingshe. Quick-eyed and quick-witted, they grabbed it and pressed it there.

It seems that the brief communication time in the room earlier made the school flower and the night owl reach a common front with each other.

"Ahaha... I just showed Anna a video of a generation of masters..."

Facing Bai Zhi's gaze, Xia Wen, whose hands were restrained, showed a dry smile on his face.

"I didn't know Anna's learning ability would be so strong..."

Bai Zhi: "..."

Chapter Three Hundred and Twenty Five When the Shura Field Entered a Spoiler

"Okay, you all know the basic situation. Do you have anything else to ask now?"

In the living room, Bai Zhi spoke to Xia Wen and the school flower in front of him with a stern face.

"Because of the fallen players who ran away, the situation on [Noah's Ark] will become quite complicated in the future, and all forces from all walks of life will gather there, but you I have brought back the two things left there, if you are careful, you should not be involved."

Picking up the herbal tea he took out of the refrigerator in front of him and taking a sip, Bai Zhi added another sentence in his mouth.

"Of course, you can also directly choose to join the relevant departments. That is the player group organized by the state. If it is safe, it should be considered safe. New players can enjoy many benefits when they join, and it is even said that there are perfect equipment rentals... It's up to you to see how you want to be."

"Are you going to drive us away?"

Looking at Bai Zhi in front of him, Lin Xiaoyi's eyes flickered a few times.

"We are also players now, and it won't be a burden or drag you down. You don't have to worry about affecting us."