[Divine Condor] Human Armor on the Way Through

The spiritual news of Xibei bear made me feel so confused, how can I think about cooking something delicious?I took out my superb knife skills, randomly chopped meat and vegetables, stuffed with rice noodles and stewed in a pot. In the sleet weather, it is delicious to eat random stew!

Xiaolongnv is good, she learned how to make a fire when I didn't know it, every move is serious like practicing martial arts.

After the pot boiled, I ran errands lazily, stood at the kitchen door and shouted through the clouds and mist: "Dinner is ready! Eat!"

As a result, Brother Yang flew over with the linen apron of the bamboo craftsman, and grabbed my hand nervously to feel my pulse.

After a while, I realized that my voice was a little hoarse, so I slapped his hand away: "It's just that my heart is rising, and I will drink two bowls of herbal tea later."

Yang Guo chuckled: "You, you, you know that Botong likes to make trouble, so you just take it seriously and look furiously, you deserve it!"

At this time, Yin Zhiping and Mo Ming also arrived, and I snorted and groaned: "Seriously or not, cooking is my job! Eat whatever you want at noon, and I will think carefully about it later. cut."

Mo Ming shook his head and shook his head: "No matter how good I am, my master will still criticize me. Why don't you ask him to be the supervisor, then I will help fan the flames, and he will allow himself to be the chef. Let's wait to eat and brag."

I was depressed and lamented: "How inhuman I have to be to force myself to praise him."

In the winter, eating fast, and snoring, the three men put down the bowl and wanted to paste the lanterns.

I stopped and said, "Don't worry, let's talk about it after having a cup of tea."

Everyone stared at me closely, Yang Guo snatched the task of pouring tea: "Don't worry, please tell me if you have something to say, and I will give you a cup of tea."

Ah bah, this time...is enough, watch me release the sky thunder!

I was sitting upright, and smilingly said to Yin's parents: "Just now I discussed with 'mother', 'father' will definitely marry, but the child will still take your surname from now on, how can the child not take the father's surname?"

Yin Zhiping looked at Xiaolongnv with a whoosh.Rarely, Goddess Xiaolong looked shy and lowered her gaze to acquiesce.

It is said that the essence of "marriage" is that the child inherits the incense of the woman's family. If it takes the man's surname, it does not count even if it lives in the woman's family.

Yin Zhiping rolled his eyes with a smile, his face paralyzed by the mask was covered with light, and he said in a false manner: "Girl, your 'father' is an orphan, and he doesn't know where his hometown is or where his ancestor's grave is, and he has the same surname as anyone else." Something happened."

I express my feelings: "With the one you love by your side, it is your hometown and your destination."

Hey, what a vulgar word, the eyes of all three men glistened with tears.

I took advantage of the situation and announced: "Everyone knows that I have such a little supernatural ability. When I was holding the bride's tiara earlier, a voice came from somewhere, indicating that Rishenshi (three o'clock in the afternoon) is a kind of 'father and mother'." It is a very auspicious time, when a vision descends from the sky, to bless 'father and mother' with a safe life."

Yang Guo showed disdain and wanted to open his mouth, I immediately pressed my spiritual power and said solemnly: "It must be an unusual wedding!"

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The four juniors were subdued by me with my spiritual power, Zha Zhou came back, and unexpectedly raised his hands in agreement.

I was stupid for a while, and then I remembered that this guy doesn't care much about etiquette.But I heard a certain scum said in an air: "Don't worry about the house, the most important thing is to eat well. Grandpa will show you the craftsmanship, and the senior brother, second son, and Mo Ming will all do it right away."

Tch, it turns out that this guy is afraid of us making a new house.At the critical moment, Mo Ming's children's shoes stepped forward, saying that "Brother Shi" needs to help the groom dress up, and "Sister Shi" has to accompany the bride, and he is enough to do the kitchen work by himself.

Zha Zhou is quite reasonable, he didn’t force it, er, mainly I said that I must not follow his wishes, and all dishes will change their appearance.

One less Mo Ming would not delay in decorating the house, anyway, it was just pasting paper-cuts and hanging lanterns.The lanterns are not pasted today, just hang up the pasted ones.It is said that the "Worshiping the Valley God" after the autumn harvest is an important festival before the new year. It is celebrated for three days in a row, and the Jueqing Valley is decorated with lights and festoons. I fainted and did not dress up in the Qixingwu District, so let's make it up!

Busy and busy, the night fog fell, and everyone was arguing about whether to set off firecrackers tomorrow during dinner.

Tomorrow is November 29, and there will be no festivals or festivals.I clearly support Zhou Botong and oppose setting off firecrackers. Why do you need to follow the cliché when you say "unusual wedding"?God won't send a vision tomorrow, it's nonsense, the wedding will be postponed to New Year's Eve!

God will definitely cooperate with me, I don’t even know how to look at the weather, I will find a straw to hang myself——

The next morning, the vision arrived as expected. The first white snow of this winter officially drifted down after several twists and turns.

The wedding was planned and enforced by me alone, and the little dragon girl came to my house early in the morning, and the wedding hall is also set up here: we all know that the dragon master doesn't like to make noise, and the new house must not hold noisy weddings!

I promised an "unusual wedding", one day is enough time to do tricks, there are two crystal stones here, and it is perfectly appropriate to use one for Xiaolongnv's wedding.

Zhou Botong is going to be the officiant, Mo Ming pretends to be his natal brother, and the two arrive at the wedding hall ahead of schedule.

The evil masters and evil disciples are all dressed up, especially on the wedding week, wrapped in a red cape, like a red-haired dog.

Zha Zhou stepped into my house for the first time, looking around with disdain on his face, it made me grind my teeth.

Meow, he's a self-cultivating real person, he doesn't bother to get a house full of odds and ends!Just wait and see, today I will give you an unforgettable Tianlei shock!

The heavy snow comes early at night, and it feels like dusk at three o'clock in the afternoon.

The wedding hall is too close to the new house, and the best man will accompany the groom to knock on the door when it is almost time.

Mo Ming yelled "Bring the red envelope" and opened the door, but saw the wind and snow rush in, and the groom and best man were dusty!

Cha, I don't know what these two people are thinking, with such heavy snow, Wu Shu, who is five or six miles away, can't see any movement here.Is it afraid that Lue will arrive suddenly?There's nothing wrong with him, so why come here in the wind and snow.

Regardless of them, we will follow the established policy.

The moment the two gray dogs stepped through the door, the wind and snow that rushed into the house turned into auspicious red clouds, and little "gem flowers" bloomed leisurely among the clouds, and there was the sound of suona, gongs and cymbals to welcome the relatives.

Yin Zhiping tossed off the big gray cotton cloak covering the hood, his face full of disbelief.

An even more unbelievable voice yelled: "Uncle Shi?! It's a big loss! Fortunately, this elder has the foresight and didn't call him Uncle Shi!"

A foresight, Yin Zhiping looked older than Gongsun Zhi after wearing Yelu's mask, boy Mo called "Uncle Shi" honestly, "Uncle Shi" was too modest to respond, according to Quanzhen Sect's seniority, he In fact, he was a generation lower than Mo Ming, and later Zhou Botong asked Mo Ming to call him "Uncle Shi".

Today, junior Yin shaved off the remaining beard, and the red Mianlun bridegroom crown set off the little white face—no slander, brother Yang put some red powder on his face, making it tender and fresh, as if it could get stuck in water, at most Double ten Chinese New Year.

The main wedding week didn't make a fuss, closed the door calmly, and yelled: "Light a red candle!"

As soon as the sound fell, the red candles shone brightly, not two branches, but rows that seemed to stretch to infinity...

Tens of thousands of "gem flowers" are then brightly released, red clouds are flying, colorful butterflies are dancing, dragons and phoenixes are auspicious, and the sound of suona, gongs, cymbals and firecrackers comes from far and near-I am not afraid of the noise after falling on the soundproof screen!

The calmness of the main wedding week was finally broken, not to mention the other three, but they gasped and startled, overwhelming the noise.

Xiao Longnv was wearing a red hood, heard the news and lifted it to see what happened.

Mo Ming exclaimed: "Fairy!!!"

The groom was jealous, and rushed forward to help the bride cover the red head covering.

"My natal brother" shot out in anger: "I haven't brought the red envelope yet, don't touch my fairy!"

The wedding hall turned into a battlefield, and the best man stepped forward to rescue him, and he didn't fight back after being beaten several times. Baba offered a red envelope-the small red envelopes that ordinary people give their dolls as New Year's money, and each is so small that it can only hold two copper coins.

I calmly put the red head covering on for the bride, and grandpa Zhou finally showed the kindness of the elders, and personally arranged the crooked crowns and messy new robes for the nephews and grandchildren.

Yang Guo's gray skin is gone, my elder brother Yang is quite good at making it, he is wearing a light blue Confucian robe and a scarf of the same color on his head.But no matter how low-key he is, he doesn't look like a follower. He looks extraordinarily elegant in a bright and warm color, and his usual masculine atmosphere is almost gone.

Do not believe?Mo Ming circled him twice, blinking his starry eyes: "Brother Shi? Isn't it Brother Shi's twin brother? It's not bad, it's great, Brother Shi will wear it like this from now on, why bother to steal the limelight from Elder Ben?"

Yang Guo bowed lightly: "How can the light of Xiaosheng's rice grains steal the brilliance of 'brother'? Please sit down quietly, noon is coming soon."

Mo Ming's eyeballs immediately turned back to the bride, I was worried that he would not be able to marry a wife if his eyes were too high in the future, so I lowered my music and hummed to teach: "My 'mother' looks good, right? This is not a blessing for everyone! Look! Look at my brother, he is worse than my 'father'? People, you need to find the one that suits you best..."

Before the teaching was over, Xiao Longnv raised her head again and said very seriously: "Junior Brother Yang is Miss's beloved."

I'm dizzy, don't just come up with such a sentence, will it work?

Knowing my heart, the hostess dragged the groom step by step to the right position, and hurriedly shouted: "First worship to heaven and earth! Second worship to the high hall! Hurry up and worship grandpa me! Husband and wife worship each other! Take them to the bridal chamber~~~~~"

The order of the officiant must be obeyed, and the bridesmaid and best man walk on the snow to send the new couple off.

When I reached the door of the new house, I took a deep look at Bridegroom Yin: I have been teaching you for a long time, so you should understand how to serve your wife, right?Don't give me a kick in the door!

Bridegroom Yin nodded slightly, confidently helping his wife to enter the door.

From the opened door, you can see the thriving charcoal stove under the table: the metal round table Mo Ming gave you is less than half a foot away from the charcoal stove. The dishes served on porcelain plates are beautiful like works of art, such as steamed shrimp rolls steamed with shrimp paste and chopped shallots wrapped in translucent dough, winter delicacies mixed with brown mushrooms, golden corn, chicken sauce and radish, shredded ginger and garlic Stir-fried tenderloin with red pepper and old flower carving... Sorry, I only know the essence, and I don't know the name of the poetic dish.

I have to admire the craftsmanship of Master Chef Zhou. The evil master and evil apprentice are busy with the wedding banquet today besides dressing themselves up. I believe the food and drinks in the kitchen are also ingenious. Unfortunately, I have no appetite.

The sound of ants rang in my ears: "You just can't stop worrying! I talked to Brother Zhiping, and he understands."

I taught it all!The ultra-clear spring palace paintings, as well as female human body structure diagrams, are full of pictures and texts. If it is not limited by the conditions, I wish I could catch him for an internship in a brothel.Woohoo~~ Can I not worry if there is only theory but no practice?Poor parents in the world!

Someone grabbed it with their paws and knocked on my head: "Where are we going? Over there is the sea of ​​love flowers."

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