[Divine Condor] Human Armor on the Way Through
Chapter 78: Brother is an idiot and sister is a sweetheart
When I walked back after taking a bath, I picked some berries.Just imagine that the beggar can make fried centipede for us, and it is very possible for the old naughty boy to cook earthworm soup!Anyway, there are rice noodles in the car, so I can't make them myself.
Sure enough, before he got out of the forest, he could smell a strange smell, and at a glance, Zhou Botong was busy.
A clean white tablecloth has already been spread on the open space... actually tore off Xiao Longnu's tulle skirt to spread it on the floor!
Turning to look at Xiaolongnv, I didn't notice it!No wonder she, she is not a female celebrity, so she couldn't find out.
On the day of the "World Heroes Conference", Long Niu only wore a tattered kudzu dress to go to Dashengguan. Yin Qingzhi knew that she liked to wear white clothes and skirts, so she bought a lot of white silk and sent them to Songtao Courtyard.I thought I would need to change and wash more clothes in summer, and summer clothes are easy to make, so I made a few for myself, Xiaolongnv, and Yang Guo.This morning Zhou Botong snatched a set of white robes from Yang Guo, Xiao Longnv probably thought he gave away the white robes.
Forget it, there's no need to lose your temper over such a trivial matter.
I squinted and saw that there was a pot in the center of the white silk, with green grass under it, and cooked gnocchi in the pot.The soup is dark green, containing honey and nectar, hawthorn, sour fruit, salty fruit and bitter fruit, thorny vegetable, coriander and bracken... Can this stuff be eaten?Uh, no poison!
It's all cooked, what is Chef Zhou still busy with?
Oh, the dinner is ready, there must be a side dish.The divine chef is holding a dagger and cutting off a half-white and half-red rhizome.But seeing the knife shining, the rhizome turned into a thumb-thick strip about three inches long, swishing and stacking on the grass by the side of the pot, forming a circle, slightly higher than the pot.Not bad, super knife skills!The problem is that I have sensed that the rhizomes are so astringent that my tongue is numb.
Yang Guo and Yin Zhiping arrived before us, and they washed all four horses, and now they are standing next to the horses to watch Zhong Shentong's miraculous sword skills.The horse doesn't know how to appreciate it, and snorts twice while nibbling on the grass, feeling indescribably leisurely.
After another stick of incense, God Chef Zhou finally finished his work. He flaunted a fancy trick and put the dagger back into its sheath. With a wave of his paw, "Senior brother, the second son, the girl, is here for you! Dinner in the Valley of Unfeelingness!"
No matter what big meal he is, I don't know how to teach him anyway!
Yin Zhiping didn't dare not lose face, he was the first to taste the strange soup bravely, and then he became a man with a paralyzed face... I admire him, he didn't spit it out!
Chef Zhou scolded with eyes wide open: "Idiot, that's not how you eat!" He grabbed some roots in a homemade wooden bowl, then scooped some soup and noodles with a wooden spoon, stirred them, shook his head and tail and ran towards the food that was trying to open it. The slippery Yang Guo, with a waxy voice that makes people get goosebumps: "Junior brother specially made it for you~~~Senior brother, try it~~~"
Yang Guo put his hands on his forehead: "Junior brother please first!"
Chef Zhou sat on the spot and started crying.I thought about how vicious this thing is, so I ran over and stretched out my hand to show my appreciation.Zhou Shenchu drifted far away, yelling that this is what he served for his senior brother, and the second son should get out of the way.
Well, I am myself Sheng.
I took a bowl of shallow soup, and carefully licked it with the tip of my tongue.Hey, the taste is strange, but there is a subtle aftertaste when you taste it carefully.I happily dug a spoonful of the entrance... Woohoo!I'm going to kill Weird Chef Zhou!
It's a shame that the cook is not very good at slaughtering!With tears of grief in my eyes, I forcibly swallowed my death.
If you have experience in eating, you have to eat like a standard lady bit by bit to eat this thing!
With my demonstration and advocacy, Xiaolongnu became the third person to eat strange food bravely.
Brother Yang was the most unkind, and only sat down by the pot to honor the face after the strange chef Zhou Zhou fawned on him again and again.
The food needs to be eaten slowly, and the strange chef Zhou cooked another pot of camellia to accompany the meal, and he still poured the tea for his "reincarnated brother" first.
Yang Guo hummed, told him to sit down and not rush.
Wei Chuzhou's eyes were red and choked: "Senior brother treats me well!"
"Senior Brother" Yang's lips twitched, and he tried to smile: "Junior brother is the best. I have a sister and a junior brother. I will live together in this life. Xiaoya doesn't listen to her brother very much. Tell her not to do anything, she Doing it sideways, don't mention it is a headache! The younger brother will not do this, the younger brother will listen to the older brother's orders, right?"
The strange chef Zhou nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and stared at me in protest: "Women are the worst! They are the most deceitful! Lied to my senior brother's territory, lied to my senior brother's old age and died in Nanshan! BLaBLa..."
"Brother Yang" nodded frequently, allowing Zhou to insult his sister.Xiao Longnv couldn't stand it anymore, and rarely raised her brows in anger.I hurriedly pulled her down, I respect my elder brother and elder, how many curse words count?
Finally blaming Chef Zhou for swearing and drinking tea, Yang Guo sighed slightly: "Junior Brother, I have also joined the Quanzhen Sect for a few days in my life, and that thing is too annoying and boring. The ancient tomb is better, it was our place in the first place." Well, Zhiping looks good to me, and I want to help us with some trivial things. But you see, the senior brother is in an awkward position now, so it’s not easy to talk. You are Zhiping’s senior uncle, and he can join if you just say a word Tomb Sect."
It turns out that the pit is here!However, Master Zhou put down his tea bowl and tilted his head to look at Yin Zhiping up, down, left, and right.
The cold air hissed from Yin Zhiping's body, and his neck was half-hanging and stiff, as if he was practicing zombie kung fu.
Uncle Zhou wiped his mouth and laughed: "Boy, what should you call Grandpa Zu?"
Yin Zhiping shivered tremblingly: "Don't bother you, don't bother you! Brother Zhao will help, and it will be a matter of time."
Zhou hugged his "reincarnated senior brother" with his backhand, and wailed dryly: "Look, look, neither of you recognize your senior brother~~~What face do I have to take care of things~~~~Brother, you can't Don’t want junior brother~~~”
Meow Meow is the cheapest and invincible!I poked my ears out: "It's very nice, please speak louder. Brother, some people are as slippery as mud, so you won't worry about it. Don't worry, if Daoist Zhao doesn't succeed, after we finish our work, I will ask Sun Sanren to help me later." To intercede, if you think about it, Master Qiu will not lose face.” —By the way, he abducted Sun Buer from Zhongnan Mountain and dragged him to a hermitage.
Zhou Botong slapped the white silk gauze, making a stain, and praised: "Second son is smart once, I won't call your second son Congtou from now on! Boy Yin has another apprenticeship, so his master must nod his head, and uncle Zuzu's words are also famous. It’s not right to say it.”
My eyes flickered, "Congtou" is the nickname I used when I arrested Lu Wushuang, did he meet Huang Laoxie?Came as a lobbyist for Dongxie?
Zhou Botong hummed through his nostrils: "The second son is still the second son, with the same virtue as Huang Rong! What are you doing with your twisting and twisting intestines? Brother, don't call you an idiot in the future, there are people who are much more stupid than you."
Know from Yang Guo?With only this little effort, everything was taken away by the surname Zhou?I stared at Yang Guo, he was a little embarrassed and didn't say anything.Yin Zhiping laughed and said, "Your brother said he is stupid, but his sister is smart."
Is the elder brother an idiot or the younger sister a sweetheart?But gossip.I was also slightly embarrassed, but I was still puzzled: Zhou Botong is really just a solo expert?Humans are social animals, even Xibei Xibei and I dare not survive alone.His senior brother, Wang Chongyang, whined a long time ago, at that time he was young, so it was normal for him to disappear, but his reputation became more and more famous, it would be impossible without a backer.
Judging from his relationship with the Quanzhen Sect, the power behind him should not be the Quanzhen Sect, so who could it be?Yeluqi, the son of the Prime Minister of the Yuan Dynasty, is his apprentice, and the Juxia Ma Guo of Song County is his younger brother...they are characters who have both sides.
So he has a pure spiritual body, so my previous judgment should be correct. He is a true neutral, and he is not trying to trick us, because the first condition for a pure spiritual body is "not to do evil things."A lot of primitive spirits were pure in childhood, and children don't do evil?I don't know that I am doing evil.Adults are different, no matter how many reasons he finds for himself, it is clear whether he is disgusting or not, so keeping the spiritual body pure should at least not violate conscience.
To extend, since Zhou Botong's spiritual body is pure, he would not disregard his apprentice's character when teaching martial arts, so Yeluqi's character should not be bad, it's just that Yeluqi has some things to do.
But the extension of "have to do it" is difficult to grasp, and it is difficult, can the teacher really ignore it?Besides, he and Guo Juxia are invincible... Huh, anyway, we still have to beware of him, and just take one step at a time.
After the calculation, I relaxed and started talking about the story.
Zhou Botong's eyes bulged when he heard it, and after listening to it, he raised his nose and raised his eyes, and vowed to label me a "second son".
The crescent moon lifted into the sky, and Zhou Botong rushed to take a bath alone——Yang Guo gave Yin Zhiping medicine, and he was jealous, saying that what he couldn't see was pure.
After returning from washing, someone shamelessly occupied the carriage where Yin Shanghao was resting, saying that he wanted to have a "bridal chamber" with his senior brother.
Xiao Longnv showed her contempt and concern for Yin Huohao with her actions: she raised the rope around Lin Jian and jumped on it to show that she gave up our carriage.
This is the first time I have seen her sleeping on a rope bed up close, and her graceful posture is breathtaking.
I learned how to pull up the hammock with streamers, and Yang Guo followed my steps.
Zhou Botong was jealous and wanted to sleep in a hammock.Yang Guo asked him, but he quit.The benevolent me showed the good character of generosity and magnanimity, and returned to the carriage: it must be more comfortable to sleep in the carriage with cool grass.
Xiaolongnv has already slept and has not come back, I enjoy the spaciousness to myself, pour a bowl of mountain spring and put it on the desk, take a sip of sweetness!
In the silence of Wan Lai, a long-distance inquiry suddenly came: "How are you?"
Three words, stained with unspeakable emotions.I am secretly happy, it seems that Xibei Xiong is having a rough day today!
Long-distance communication consumes spiritual power, so I kindly sent a longer message: "Zhou Botong will take us to the Valley of Unrequited Love. He is neutral. He doesn't recognize you. It's not that you don't look like Wang Chongyang, maybe you are too similar gone."
"Old boy!!!"
He was so angry, but he didn't dare to let him come to us in advance when he was so angry.I thought about it for a while, and relieved: "Thinking about the good, this is good for us. I'm afraid he didn't come to us by accident. The Tomb Sect's position is similar to his. He also likes Sunshine Boys, and he seems to be eyeing Yang Guo. But I definitely don't I will not agree, there is Gongsun Lue in Heartless Valley, she is Yang Guo's candidate wife. Don't think about it all day long, I will arrange the rear for you. If you really can't, you can learn from Zhou Botong and get out."
"Ah."
Just one word, a bit coquettish, Wang~ bastard!
I didn't dare to reveal my emotions, and continued to comfort: "Good night, sleep well."
"Ah."
Emotionally stabilized!Meow meow, why is it vaguely playing the old drama, I always think about his feelings, and then I give too much, and my heart is unbalanced - I love you so much and love you so much, I put you first, but you bully me Step on me and throw my heart, liver and lungs to the ground, it's ridiculous that I'm too naive to fight with you... Is it necessary to do it again?
X his size!When you're free, Ben Ya said that you don't want to play anything anymore, put your feet up and pretend to be ruthless and pretend to be an iceberg that won't freeze to death, you don't think it's over!
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Sure enough, before he got out of the forest, he could smell a strange smell, and at a glance, Zhou Botong was busy.
A clean white tablecloth has already been spread on the open space... actually tore off Xiao Longnu's tulle skirt to spread it on the floor!
Turning to look at Xiaolongnv, I didn't notice it!No wonder she, she is not a female celebrity, so she couldn't find out.
On the day of the "World Heroes Conference", Long Niu only wore a tattered kudzu dress to go to Dashengguan. Yin Qingzhi knew that she liked to wear white clothes and skirts, so she bought a lot of white silk and sent them to Songtao Courtyard.I thought I would need to change and wash more clothes in summer, and summer clothes are easy to make, so I made a few for myself, Xiaolongnv, and Yang Guo.This morning Zhou Botong snatched a set of white robes from Yang Guo, Xiao Longnv probably thought he gave away the white robes.
Forget it, there's no need to lose your temper over such a trivial matter.
I squinted and saw that there was a pot in the center of the white silk, with green grass under it, and cooked gnocchi in the pot.The soup is dark green, containing honey and nectar, hawthorn, sour fruit, salty fruit and bitter fruit, thorny vegetable, coriander and bracken... Can this stuff be eaten?Uh, no poison!
It's all cooked, what is Chef Zhou still busy with?
Oh, the dinner is ready, there must be a side dish.The divine chef is holding a dagger and cutting off a half-white and half-red rhizome.But seeing the knife shining, the rhizome turned into a thumb-thick strip about three inches long, swishing and stacking on the grass by the side of the pot, forming a circle, slightly higher than the pot.Not bad, super knife skills!The problem is that I have sensed that the rhizomes are so astringent that my tongue is numb.
Yang Guo and Yin Zhiping arrived before us, and they washed all four horses, and now they are standing next to the horses to watch Zhong Shentong's miraculous sword skills.The horse doesn't know how to appreciate it, and snorts twice while nibbling on the grass, feeling indescribably leisurely.
After another stick of incense, God Chef Zhou finally finished his work. He flaunted a fancy trick and put the dagger back into its sheath. With a wave of his paw, "Senior brother, the second son, the girl, is here for you! Dinner in the Valley of Unfeelingness!"
No matter what big meal he is, I don't know how to teach him anyway!
Yin Zhiping didn't dare not lose face, he was the first to taste the strange soup bravely, and then he became a man with a paralyzed face... I admire him, he didn't spit it out!
Chef Zhou scolded with eyes wide open: "Idiot, that's not how you eat!" He grabbed some roots in a homemade wooden bowl, then scooped some soup and noodles with a wooden spoon, stirred them, shook his head and tail and ran towards the food that was trying to open it. The slippery Yang Guo, with a waxy voice that makes people get goosebumps: "Junior brother specially made it for you~~~Senior brother, try it~~~"
Yang Guo put his hands on his forehead: "Junior brother please first!"
Chef Zhou sat on the spot and started crying.I thought about how vicious this thing is, so I ran over and stretched out my hand to show my appreciation.Zhou Shenchu drifted far away, yelling that this is what he served for his senior brother, and the second son should get out of the way.
Well, I am myself Sheng.
I took a bowl of shallow soup, and carefully licked it with the tip of my tongue.Hey, the taste is strange, but there is a subtle aftertaste when you taste it carefully.I happily dug a spoonful of the entrance... Woohoo!I'm going to kill Weird Chef Zhou!
It's a shame that the cook is not very good at slaughtering!With tears of grief in my eyes, I forcibly swallowed my death.
If you have experience in eating, you have to eat like a standard lady bit by bit to eat this thing!
With my demonstration and advocacy, Xiaolongnu became the third person to eat strange food bravely.
Brother Yang was the most unkind, and only sat down by the pot to honor the face after the strange chef Zhou Zhou fawned on him again and again.
The food needs to be eaten slowly, and the strange chef Zhou cooked another pot of camellia to accompany the meal, and he still poured the tea for his "reincarnated brother" first.
Yang Guo hummed, told him to sit down and not rush.
Wei Chuzhou's eyes were red and choked: "Senior brother treats me well!"
"Senior Brother" Yang's lips twitched, and he tried to smile: "Junior brother is the best. I have a sister and a junior brother. I will live together in this life. Xiaoya doesn't listen to her brother very much. Tell her not to do anything, she Doing it sideways, don't mention it is a headache! The younger brother will not do this, the younger brother will listen to the older brother's orders, right?"
The strange chef Zhou nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and stared at me in protest: "Women are the worst! They are the most deceitful! Lied to my senior brother's territory, lied to my senior brother's old age and died in Nanshan! BLaBLa..."
"Brother Yang" nodded frequently, allowing Zhou to insult his sister.Xiao Longnv couldn't stand it anymore, and rarely raised her brows in anger.I hurriedly pulled her down, I respect my elder brother and elder, how many curse words count?
Finally blaming Chef Zhou for swearing and drinking tea, Yang Guo sighed slightly: "Junior Brother, I have also joined the Quanzhen Sect for a few days in my life, and that thing is too annoying and boring. The ancient tomb is better, it was our place in the first place." Well, Zhiping looks good to me, and I want to help us with some trivial things. But you see, the senior brother is in an awkward position now, so it’s not easy to talk. You are Zhiping’s senior uncle, and he can join if you just say a word Tomb Sect."
It turns out that the pit is here!However, Master Zhou put down his tea bowl and tilted his head to look at Yin Zhiping up, down, left, and right.
The cold air hissed from Yin Zhiping's body, and his neck was half-hanging and stiff, as if he was practicing zombie kung fu.
Uncle Zhou wiped his mouth and laughed: "Boy, what should you call Grandpa Zu?"
Yin Zhiping shivered tremblingly: "Don't bother you, don't bother you! Brother Zhao will help, and it will be a matter of time."
Zhou hugged his "reincarnated senior brother" with his backhand, and wailed dryly: "Look, look, neither of you recognize your senior brother~~~What face do I have to take care of things~~~~Brother, you can't Don’t want junior brother~~~”
Meow Meow is the cheapest and invincible!I poked my ears out: "It's very nice, please speak louder. Brother, some people are as slippery as mud, so you won't worry about it. Don't worry, if Daoist Zhao doesn't succeed, after we finish our work, I will ask Sun Sanren to help me later." To intercede, if you think about it, Master Qiu will not lose face.” —By the way, he abducted Sun Buer from Zhongnan Mountain and dragged him to a hermitage.
Zhou Botong slapped the white silk gauze, making a stain, and praised: "Second son is smart once, I won't call your second son Congtou from now on! Boy Yin has another apprenticeship, so his master must nod his head, and uncle Zuzu's words are also famous. It’s not right to say it.”
My eyes flickered, "Congtou" is the nickname I used when I arrested Lu Wushuang, did he meet Huang Laoxie?Came as a lobbyist for Dongxie?
Zhou Botong hummed through his nostrils: "The second son is still the second son, with the same virtue as Huang Rong! What are you doing with your twisting and twisting intestines? Brother, don't call you an idiot in the future, there are people who are much more stupid than you."
Know from Yang Guo?With only this little effort, everything was taken away by the surname Zhou?I stared at Yang Guo, he was a little embarrassed and didn't say anything.Yin Zhiping laughed and said, "Your brother said he is stupid, but his sister is smart."
Is the elder brother an idiot or the younger sister a sweetheart?But gossip.I was also slightly embarrassed, but I was still puzzled: Zhou Botong is really just a solo expert?Humans are social animals, even Xibei Xibei and I dare not survive alone.His senior brother, Wang Chongyang, whined a long time ago, at that time he was young, so it was normal for him to disappear, but his reputation became more and more famous, it would be impossible without a backer.
Judging from his relationship with the Quanzhen Sect, the power behind him should not be the Quanzhen Sect, so who could it be?Yeluqi, the son of the Prime Minister of the Yuan Dynasty, is his apprentice, and the Juxia Ma Guo of Song County is his younger brother...they are characters who have both sides.
So he has a pure spiritual body, so my previous judgment should be correct. He is a true neutral, and he is not trying to trick us, because the first condition for a pure spiritual body is "not to do evil things."A lot of primitive spirits were pure in childhood, and children don't do evil?I don't know that I am doing evil.Adults are different, no matter how many reasons he finds for himself, it is clear whether he is disgusting or not, so keeping the spiritual body pure should at least not violate conscience.
To extend, since Zhou Botong's spiritual body is pure, he would not disregard his apprentice's character when teaching martial arts, so Yeluqi's character should not be bad, it's just that Yeluqi has some things to do.
But the extension of "have to do it" is difficult to grasp, and it is difficult, can the teacher really ignore it?Besides, he and Guo Juxia are invincible... Huh, anyway, we still have to beware of him, and just take one step at a time.
After the calculation, I relaxed and started talking about the story.
Zhou Botong's eyes bulged when he heard it, and after listening to it, he raised his nose and raised his eyes, and vowed to label me a "second son".
The crescent moon lifted into the sky, and Zhou Botong rushed to take a bath alone——Yang Guo gave Yin Zhiping medicine, and he was jealous, saying that what he couldn't see was pure.
After returning from washing, someone shamelessly occupied the carriage where Yin Shanghao was resting, saying that he wanted to have a "bridal chamber" with his senior brother.
Xiao Longnv showed her contempt and concern for Yin Huohao with her actions: she raised the rope around Lin Jian and jumped on it to show that she gave up our carriage.
This is the first time I have seen her sleeping on a rope bed up close, and her graceful posture is breathtaking.
I learned how to pull up the hammock with streamers, and Yang Guo followed my steps.
Zhou Botong was jealous and wanted to sleep in a hammock.Yang Guo asked him, but he quit.The benevolent me showed the good character of generosity and magnanimity, and returned to the carriage: it must be more comfortable to sleep in the carriage with cool grass.
Xiaolongnv has already slept and has not come back, I enjoy the spaciousness to myself, pour a bowl of mountain spring and put it on the desk, take a sip of sweetness!
In the silence of Wan Lai, a long-distance inquiry suddenly came: "How are you?"
Three words, stained with unspeakable emotions.I am secretly happy, it seems that Xibei Xiong is having a rough day today!
Long-distance communication consumes spiritual power, so I kindly sent a longer message: "Zhou Botong will take us to the Valley of Unrequited Love. He is neutral. He doesn't recognize you. It's not that you don't look like Wang Chongyang, maybe you are too similar gone."
"Old boy!!!"
He was so angry, but he didn't dare to let him come to us in advance when he was so angry.I thought about it for a while, and relieved: "Thinking about the good, this is good for us. I'm afraid he didn't come to us by accident. The Tomb Sect's position is similar to his. He also likes Sunshine Boys, and he seems to be eyeing Yang Guo. But I definitely don't I will not agree, there is Gongsun Lue in Heartless Valley, she is Yang Guo's candidate wife. Don't think about it all day long, I will arrange the rear for you. If you really can't, you can learn from Zhou Botong and get out."
"Ah."
Just one word, a bit coquettish, Wang~ bastard!
I didn't dare to reveal my emotions, and continued to comfort: "Good night, sleep well."
"Ah."
Emotionally stabilized!Meow meow, why is it vaguely playing the old drama, I always think about his feelings, and then I give too much, and my heart is unbalanced - I love you so much and love you so much, I put you first, but you bully me Step on me and throw my heart, liver and lungs to the ground, it's ridiculous that I'm too naive to fight with you... Is it necessary to do it again?
X his size!When you're free, Ben Ya said that you don't want to play anything anymore, put your feet up and pretend to be ruthless and pretend to be an iceberg that won't freeze to death, you don't think it's over!
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