[Divine Condor] Human Armor on the Way Through

It's too easy for Xibei Xiong to impress an innocent boy, and Yang Guo was so moved by him that he cried!

I hate it, pig-headed bear, if I continue to reject him, maybe he can really engage in BL with Yang Guo!The magnanimity of the comprehension world can't help this thing, but I can't stand it just thinking about it!I can't hook Yang Guo by myself, it's not fair to him, I don't want to bring my own flesh and blood to the hopeless earth (≈≈? I vaguely remember that your reason before was "Yang Guo is too romantic and in debt There are many, it is better to be a brother than a love brother").

Xibei Xiong blatantly hugged Yang Guo and sobbed: "Brother, in the past four years, I haven't missed a single day in the past four years. Together……"

Play 3P ah? !Forget it if it doesn't hurt to death, the poor grandma's roaring horse doesn't even play 3P! (><? Aren't you planning to marry three wives and four concubines to your elder brother Yang?)

Yang Guo sniffed: "Of course we are together! The daughter-in-law I will find in the future must treat Xiaoya sincerely! Dunru, Xiaoya is careful, so don't play tricks on her. She is actually simple, as long as she is simple and simple." Just be good to her..."

"Brother!!! Thank you, brother!" Xibei Xiong screamed: "I was wrong! I was really wrong! She is indeed such a person! I hate people who have a lot of thoughts! Play with her once, and she will never again I don’t want to believe in anyone! My brother is miserable! Brother, you must help me! I swear, forever and ever, I will never play tricks on her again! I only hope that the sincerity can be as good as gold and stone..."

Chap, I have self-knowledge, no matter here or back, you kid has a wide range of choices, so why hang on to my crooked neck tree?Left, but there is a need for cooperation at the moment, why do we have no security before the unity of soul and flesh, and after the unity of soul and flesh, we need to grab a good site and live in seclusion.It's strange that there are so many people and so few lands. In troubled times, only ancient tombs are the best... Not right!He said "eternal life" instead of "a lifetime", he knew I was eavesdropping!

That means he overheard my conversation with Yang Guo?That's right, in such a big place, anyone with higher martial arts skills can eavesdrop, let alone someone with spiritual power?Meow meow, what did I tell Yang Guo?

Hong Qigong's voice sounded from the gate of the courtyard: "Girl Ping, come out quickly! See what the old beggar brought you. If you hurt a bone, drink a bowl of tiger bone medicinal wine every day, and keep it well soon!"

I looked out of the window, my good fellow, Qigong has a big wooden barrel in each hand, and the smell of wine is wafting straight into people's nostrils.

Wan Yanping rushed out to take a wine barrel, giggling: "Your old man brought all the wine from Yao Temple, right?"

Hong Qigong laughed heartily three times, and waved his left paw: "All moved here to make a wine pool? The old beggar just found two barrels of good wine from them! Find some gourds to fill the wine, and bring them to the elders. The old brothers of Shengguan drink."

My heart aches, you'll never see your old brothers again!

Xibei Xiong ran over and yelled from a distance: "There is no gourd, can the bamboo tube be made? The new bamboo tube contains the old kiln wine, and the old and new brothers have a sip, so that they can breathe up and down without coughing! After drinking our wine, all corners of the world will not frown! Drink it!" If you drink our wine, you don’t kowtow when you meet the emperor! One four seven, three six nine, nine nine return to one and follow me! Good wine! Good wine! Good wine!”

"Red Sorghum" adaptation march?Look at how fast this mood changes, and how strong a psychological quality is required!

Brother Yang yelled and praised: "Good song and good wine! Fry a few more dishes, so I won't get drunk today!"

Hong Qigong laughed: "I'll drink it tomorrow, but I'm going to show you off today! Don't drink alcohol, it will taste wrong. Dunru boy, go to boil water, put all three pots on the stove, and three big pots of clean water."

I was taken aback: Three big pots of clear water?Still can't drink?Could it be that the famous bridge in the original book is about to be staged?

But seeing Xibei Xiong and Yang Guo rushing to the kitchen, after a while Yang Guo took out a basket of old bamboo tubes from the kitchen, it was used to hold wine in the shop, only some diabolo tubes were left after drinking the wine.

After a while, Xibei Xiong notified that the fire was lit, and the water was boiled quickly.Hong Qigong responded and walked away mysteriously.

Don't miss the Quqiao section!I put down my sewing and ran out.

Hong Qigong had gone far away, only Wanyanping and Yang Guo were working in the yard.

Yang Guo's skills are good, he holds a bamboo tube in one hand, and a large wooden spoon in the other, the wine in the spoon is in a thin straight line, and pours into the bamboo tube without leaking.Wanyan Ping was much inferior. She clamped a bamboo tube between her knees, inserted a funnel into the small mouth of the bamboo tube, and filled the bamboo tube one by one. The speed did not increase, and some wine would be poured out with each spoonful. Proving again that she is a princess who can't do housework.This is the sad reminder of those who are high above, unless they are always in that position, landing a phoenix is ​​not as good as a chicken, and it is much more difficult than ordinary people.

Seeing me come out, Wanyan Ping threw the small funnel with her mouth upturned, smiled sweetly, and winked at me, then turned the bamboo tube between her knees and said to Yang Guo: "Brother Yang will do it, I will use the funnel to put it in." The wine will be ruined. Brother Yang's kung fu is really amazing, can you fill it up for me?"

What?Let Yang Guo pour wine into the bamboo tube she held between her knees?My sympathy instantly went to wala country!Why is this girl just standing aside, wanting to open a mixed harem?Well, I can see it clearly, it's not that I have Mary Su's attractiveness, it's that Wanyan Mary Su is so ambitious that she can take all men and women!

Damn you, it's not my aunt who poured cold water on you. Yang Guoba knew that Wanyan was the old Yang family's big enemy. He is not Xibei Xiong, and he is not a ben who always wants to be good-looking. You will definitely kick the iron plate this time. .

Sure enough, Yang Guo ignored her, stepped back and threw the wooden spoon, stuffed the bamboo tube in his hand, and walked towards me without saying a word.

I waited obediently for him... Well, Mu stood there blankly, feeling very embarrassed for no reason.Damn Wanyan Marysu, is it great to make me feel good about myself?I decided to despise her!

Yang Guo bared his teeth and smiled, took my hand and opened the way, saying to find Hong Qigong who disappeared.

I breathed a sigh of relief, the last thing I want to face now is Wanyan Marysu!

Hong Qigong picked up the soil with his PP in a forest clearing, and quickly picked up the objects in the soil.

Yang Guo stepped me back, hesitantly said: "This, is this a chicken?"

Hong Qigong was triumphant: "The old beggar was buried here early in the morning. The centipede and the rooster are inseparable from each other. See, the centipedes from all around are attracted."

I poked my head around and saw a dead rooster in his hand. A seven or eight-inch long centipede was biting the whole body of the rooster. They were red and black, and they were all wriggling. The colorful patterns under the setting sun were shocking.

Although meows are scary, they are fate. It is not easy to grow to seven or eight inches. These days, there are people who are desperate to seek death... Uh, why are there so many big centipedes?

When we walked into the kitchen, Wan Yanping had already given up the work of pouring wine, and was busy by the stove, looking up at the kitchen, which was very cute.

Suddenly, she screamed in shock and ran towards the Xibei bear who was burning... There is only one place under the stove, okay?Damn, you are clearly a murderous iron princess, dare you stop being so thick-skinned and pretend to be pitiful?

Yang Guo glared at her coldly, Xibei Xiong got up and gave way to us: "Eat centipede?"

Hong Qigong laughed: "Do you have the courage? Do you know how to do it?"

The slag bear immediately showed an expression of "I want to know, I really want to know", shaking his head and wagging his buttocks like a honey-greedy bear.

"Light the fire, let the fire burn!" Hong Qigong rushed away, but the scumbag didn't move.

Yang Guo stepped under the stove: "It's not burning like this." ——The fire that was still thriving a moment ago was almost extinguished by Princess Marysu, and I have to admire this is also a kind of skill.

Princess Wanyan abdicated resentfully, the rebellious boy made an airy gesture, and Xibei Xiong went to save the stove without saying a word.

This Hong Qigong put two roosters on the chopping board. Seeing that the water was boiling, he grabbed the centipede by its tail and threw them into the pot one by one. It's extremely poisonous, don't pour it into the stream."

Yang Guo's eyes flashed, and when Hong Qigong fished the centipede into another pot, he rushed to pick up the pot, he didn't think Lu Yuan's pot was hot and ran to the place where the ugly third child was buried, poured the poisonous water down.

Poor boy has to cultivate his body and mind, he can't help but torment his corpse to relieve his hatred, it's useful to torture a dead one who can't die again.

In the kitchen, Hong Qigong took out a small knife from his body, chopped off the head and tail of the centipede, and with a light pinch, the shell fell off, revealing the snow-white and transparent centipede flesh.

After boiling three pots of water, Master Pest Slayer took the centipede meat to the stream to rinse.

Xibei Xiong's heartfelt message arrived: "Small face is better than limewash! My dear, there is a price to pay for going to the theater, please be cautious when entering. Go back and make clothes. I have never been lucky enough to wear the shirt you made , looking forward to it infinitely!"

Pooh, did you use it to make clothes before?If you come to this damn place, you have to do it yourself if you want a pillow towel.Pity me for four years of hard work to cultivate a unique skill, to serve you? ...It seems that I have to make it for him myself, and if I don't want to be someone else, I will go to engage in BL with Brother Yang.

I laughed and laughed: "Have you got the courage to look forward to it? Don't be nervous, it should be comparable to Qigong's Minghua. In order to make it more similar, I decided to stay and study it carefully."

Xibei Xiong's eyes sparkled suddenly: "As long as it's done by you, it's even called makeup!"

I paused, annoyed but also emotional, he must have peeped at me making clothes, he was about the same height as Yang Guo but taller, only someone like Wanyan Ping who lacked common sense in daily life could not see my hands Whose clothes are they.Hmph, someone pays so much attention to me, notices and peeps at me, we have to regard it as a blessing, I used to be the one who took care of him!

At this time, Hong Qigong by the stream shouted that the centipede's venom had been removed, and ordered Wan Yanping to send his big rucksack over.

Qigong's rucksack was a treasure, and he took out seven or eight seasoning boxes from it, quickly poured the ingredients into the big wooden basin containing the centipede meat, then stirred it, and took the basin back to the kitchen.

When the oil pan was ready, Hong Qigong poured half of the pot of centipede meat into the sizzling oil pan, and the aroma immediately wafted into his nostrils.

The old man stared at the frying pan and gulped down his mouth, revealing his greedy expression. The centipede was fried until it turned slightly yellow. He put the strips in his mouth with his bare hands, and chewed with his eyes slightly closed. What a treat!

After eating more than ten pieces in one go, Fang waved his hand at us: "Eat, you're welcome."

Wan Yanping was in a daze, Xibei Xiong buried his head in the fire, Yang Guo pretended to be diligent and handed firewood for Xibei, I was the most honest, hehe laughed dryly.

Hong Qigong knocked on the edge of the pot in dissatisfaction: "They are all so virtuous! Hmph, the old beggar has seen many heroes who kill their heads and bleed without frowning, but no one dares to eat a centipede like the old beggar. You are just as cowards!"

In the original book of Shendiao, when Hong Qigong was agitated, Yang Xiaoxiong swallowed the centipede with his life.

There is only Yang Xiaogouxiong here, brazenly said: "You have spent a long time working hard, the younger generation will not compete with you, sit down and eat slowly, don't worry."

Disappointed, Hong Qigong kicked away the stool offered by Yang Xiaogouxiong.

Old boy, old boy!I grinned apologetically: "Look, this looks like fried fresh shrimp, it must be delicious!" Trembling, I took a pair of chopsticks and stretched out my hands to grab them.

Yang Guo grabbed my chopsticks and scolded: "How can there be such a greedy person, he doesn't know how to respect the elderly!"

Hong Qigong was so angry that his face turned red, and Xibei Xiong hurriedly beat his back: "It is said that this is a famous dish in Cantonese. It has been famous for a long time, and it is the first time I have seen it. Let's try it."

Hong Qigong's eyes were round: "Don't dare to eat it! You should take medicine. Swallow it without chewing. This is called rascal and spoiling old beggar's delicious food!"

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