[Divine Condor] Human Armor on the Way Through
Chapter 30: Frequent Accidents Following Lu Niu
I want to follow Lu Wushuang for another reason. If her identity is the same as in the original book, following her may lead to finding the candidate sister-in-law Cheng Ying.Cheng and Lu are cousins, both of whom are rumored female partners of the book version of Yang Guo.Lu Wushuang didn't have a good dowry, so I immediately rejected her eligibility to be promoted to heroine.Looking at her Rakshasa virtue now, I think the previous decision was extremely correct!
At this moment, Yang Guo untied Lu Wushuang's acupuncture points, and she got up...both feet were intact and not limping!The book version Lu Wushuang broke his leg while playing with Cheng Ying and the Wu brothers, resulting in a slight lameness in his left foot.
Well, we can't assume that she is not Cheng Ying's cousin because she doesn't have a limp. Let's wait and see.
The light-footed Lu Wushuang led us to the small town talking and laughing, his words were funny, but there was no way to hide the evil spirit on his body, as if he was waiting for an opportunity to devour people at any time.
I was afraid that this girl would suddenly attack innocent people when I got to a crowded place, so I rushed to the front to lead the way.
Soon a dilapidated and empty thatched hut appeared in front of us. This is what Yang Guo and I passed by when we followed two Taoist priests in the morning.
Yang Guo shouted happily: "Xitang, Xitang!"
Lu Wushuang smiled coquettishly: "Brother Stupid has good eyesight, a place of good geomantic omen."
Although the voice was delicate, there was a flash of hatred in Lu Niu's eyes, as if she was saying, "It's just right for you to be buried".
Cha, it's up to you?If you have the ability to kill us, you will have your surname from now on!
I rushed to the hut, only to think about going in, but changed my mind: there were a lot of dried sheep excrement, reptiles, insects, and spiders that made this place their home... I am kind and noble, a standard Virgin, You can't compete with the little creatures.If we must fight, let Lu Niu, who wants to kill us, fight. I am a man now, and the cleaning work is done by women.
Lu Wushuang also took a look in, without showing the slightest disgust, took out the machete to mow the grass, and said that he wanted to arrange a "happy hall".
This thatched hut was obviously used to be a resting place for shepherds by accident. The field was quiet, and a silly deer with no eyes swaggered past.Lu Wushuang probably wanted to practice his skills before slaughtering people, but the scimitar flew out without warning, and chopped off the deer's head with one blow!This scimitar was tied with the characteristic silk ribbon of the Ancient Tomb School, and it was returned to her hand after a twist. The action was not to mention very chic, coupled with the dark smile on her lips, I couldn't help but shivered when I saw it.
Yang Guo was nervous, he jumped and ran to pick up the prey, and yelled for me to help him peel a piece of skin.
I rushed towards him with a quick response, and there was a breeze behind me.Looking back, I saw a white shadow disappearing into the woods.
Yang Guo complained: "It's not good to find a chance to let her go after eating it? How can you take such a big roe away?"
It's not you who asked me to come here!I rolled my eyes, forcibly tore off a roe deer's leg, and ran after it in the forest.
Lu Wushuang's martial arts were not as good as Hong Lingbo's, so it was easy to follow her.Just as hateful, Lu Niu fled for a while thinking that there was no danger, so she barbecued on the spot!
The scent came bursts, and our luggage only had a few cold flatbreads that I brought just in case.Afraid that Yang Guo would be greedy, I used Lingli to cover the deer's legs until they were ripe, rubbed some salt and handed it to him.
Yang Guo grinned, tore a piece of roe deer meat and handed it to my mouth.
Poor boy, it's been several years, but he still doesn't know that I like vegetables and hate meat!
I bite the bullet and opened my mouth to take it, whispering vaguely: "I don't like this taste, you can eat it yourself."
Lu Wushuang on the other end stepped on the fire pile after he was full, got his bearings and headed south.
Walk after walk, Lu Wushuang has been walking through the barren mountains and fields.In the twinkling of an eye, the evening arrived, but she still didn't go to find someone to stay overnight, but stopped by a small stream, took off her shirt, took a shower and washed her clothes.
Yang Guo cat watched with relish in the weeds, I was so angry, the plot of the original work is like a pop-up window jumping wildly——
[The book version Lu Wushuang is a savage girl comparable to Guo Fu, but the book version Yang Guo is cheaper than a mangy dog because of her beauty, she keeps saying "wife", scolded and abused, even the book version Lu Wushuang wants to kill him, he Still working hard for the savage girl without hesitation!In the end, the book version Lu Wushuang finally fell in love with the book version Yang Guo, but because of the little dragon girl, he abandoned Lu's wife indifferently, and perfectly staged a good show of playing with flowers. 】For a long time, I always thought that the real version of Yang Guo is different from the book version of Yang Guo, but I forgot that it is the nature of a man!The real version of Lu Niu is not one or two points more beautiful than the book version of Lu Niu. What's worse is that the real version of Yang Guo has no love. If he finds me such a poor and vicious master as my wife, wouldn't it be called People vomit blood!
Maybe the anger on my body was too strong, the poor boy noticed it, and blushed: "You stare, brother has to take a break."
The broken boy closed his eyes and whimpered, but... how did he raise a tent somewhere?It is vague that boys need physical education when they grow up to this age. Crazy Ouyang is incompetent and has never taught it. Grandma Sun doesn't understand it at all. Do you want me to teach it?
Meowing, he can say it face to face... But regardless of him, the poor boy will be seduced by Lu Niu!Brother Yang, whom I have worked so hard to teach, and who has not made his due contribution to me, is about to be seduced by a poor and moldy vixen!Now I deeply understand the heart of a mother, a heart, and a teacher!No, never raise the white flag! ! !
After completing the strong psychological construction, I condensed a cold air and slowly pressed down on the poor boy.
Yang Guo shivered and turned over to sit up, looking left and right with his arms crossed, "It's so cold! Sister, let's stalk like this, don't make yourself sick."
I moved away and said solemnly: "I can't be sick, I have something to tell you!" Wow, wow, I talked about the basic physiology class in the most dull tone, especially the method of self-consolation.
Because there was a sense of awe in his voice, Yang Guo's face was also very serious, he forgot to be ashamed and didn't blush at all.
After finishing speaking, Ben Ya fell asleep and ordered him to keep an eye on her carefully.
The night was quiet and the wind was quiet. Before I knew it, it was time to change. I turned over and sat up and continued to be solemn.
Yang Guo looked at me, his lips moved, he didn't say anything, he fell asleep like me.But it looks like a puppy that has been bullied, shrinking aside and refusing to look at people, its ears rattling awkwardly.
Hmph, I'm still awkward!Ignore, ignore, resolutely ignore class enemies!
Time passed for a cup of tea, time passed for a stick of incense, half an hour... The poor boy was playing fake sleep with his mentor!
Well, my way of teaching just now was too rude, I will change it!
I relaxed my body, and gently sent the uploaded voice into the secret: "Speak if you have something to say."
Yang Guo trembled all over, his left eyelid opened a slit: "Sister..."
I reminded in a gentle voice: "You have to call my younger brother. Also, please use sound transmission to enter the secret."
Yang Guo sat up straight with his hands on the ground, and growled: "Okay! It's so far away, with Lu Wushuang's skill, we can't hear us at all. Why are you so fierce to brother? You've been like a cat with fur all night! "
? ?In his eyes, the image of my mentor is just a cat with fried fur? ! ! !
Yang Guo chuckled softly: "You go to sleep, brother can't sleep. The good life is too long, I can't sleep in the wild."
This is not the reason!I was aware of it: "Pull it down! Brother, that's a human instinct. When you're old, someone has to tell you. Otherwise... look at Daoist Yin, how much he suffered in front of Xiao Longnv, and was almost killed by her! I don't want my brother to be harmed by some inexplicable woman."
Yang Guo froze, and suddenly said coldly: "You told Yin Zhiping too?!"
I was furious: "Why?! That's his master's responsibility!!! So you have to call me master, mentor, pastor, priest..."
"Don't you have a fever?" Po boy touched my forehead with a puzzled expression on his face, his eyebrows suddenly raised into the character "eight", and the word "Gua" was written on his face, and he asked: "You know so much. Ru, uh, with Wang Chongyang..."
I gritted my teeth: "No! There are these books! You read too little... No, you don't need to read those books! Many of them are exaggerated and untrue! It's even more chaotic than the Nine Yin Manual practiced by Ouyang's foster father! People are crazy! What I say is enough!"
Some people won't get enlightened without threats, for example, Brother Yang who has M syndrome, was finally trained to be obedient by this girl.
But seeing his face was as serious as the sky, he spit out the words I taught: "Yes, it is better not to believe in the books! Do you think the adoptive father can think clearly? I hope he will get better after thinking about it. Too stubborn..."
Whispers scattered in the night wind, the troubled boy poured out sesame seeds and rotten millet, and he fell asleep after talking for an hour.
My heart is full of sweet sadness. The life of a mortal is so short, but he has to go through countless weeks of suffering. If Yang Guo is not a hero, he will go through one thing after another in the process of growing up. Smoother,. . . . . . . . . . .
The next morning Lu Wushuang continued southward, avoiding villages and passers-by as carefully as yesterday, probably because he failed to kill Shen Zhifan and others for fear of retaliation.
For several days, when we passed a barren mountain, we heard the sound of moving suona, gongs and cymbals, and it seemed that the sound was coming this way.
Lu Wushuang hesitated for a moment, then hid among the grass and trees, took out a piece of leftover animal meat and gnawed there, looking at the situation to take the opportunity to rest.
The sound of gongs and cymbals approached, and nearly a hundred people walked up the mountain road, all of whom were married.
The groom rides on a tall white horse, wearing red silk flowers, a big red robe, and a big red crown on his head, like a big rooster with its toes high and high.People who ride horses in the territory of the Yuan Dynasty all have a bit of status, and the eight-person sedan chair covered in red and colorful also shows this.
Judging from the weight of the sedan chair, the bride is already in the sedan chair.A group of people were beaming, talking and singing, except for a healthy woman dressed as a matchmaker, the rest were all big men, but their gait was muddy, obviously they did not possess superior martial arts.
Yang Guo leaned into my ear and said, "When a sister gets married, brother will do it better than this..."
Before the words were finished, a white shadow jumped into the sedan chair!
I cried out in a low voice, even if I rushed out immediately, Lu Wushuang would not be able to save the bride if he wanted to kill the bride.
Yang Guo was calm: "Don't panic, she probably ran out of money to rob, let's act according to the camera."
The wedding party at the other end was in a mess, the big cock groom P was trembling all the time, and the bride was screaming again and again.
A middle-aged man sang "Fat Ye" and said: "I beg the king to spare the new daughter-in-law. We can discuss how much money the king needs to spend."
Lu Wushuang chuckled: "I'm the queen, so I won't tarnish the reputation of the new wife. You wait until you carry the sedan chair, I just want to see how the wedding is going to be." Speaking of this, her voice suddenly turned harsh : "If you dare to play tricks, I will kill this delicate new daughter-in-law! If someone comes to ask questions, don't say they saw me!"
Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and the middle-aged man waved his hands: "Let's go, blow the suona!"
The group went on the road again, although they tried their best to pretend to be the same, but the joy was gone.
About halfway, there was the sound of Luan bells and donkey hooves approaching quickly.
We had heard this sound before, but there were so many donkeys hanging bells in the mountains that we didn't pay much attention to it.With Lu Wushuang's talented words, listen again, the jingle sound carries an ominous evil spirit!
Sure enough, after a while Li Mochou appeared, followed by a little nun who was somewhat similar to Hong Lingbo.
The author has something to say:
At this moment, Yang Guo untied Lu Wushuang's acupuncture points, and she got up...both feet were intact and not limping!The book version Lu Wushuang broke his leg while playing with Cheng Ying and the Wu brothers, resulting in a slight lameness in his left foot.
Well, we can't assume that she is not Cheng Ying's cousin because she doesn't have a limp. Let's wait and see.
The light-footed Lu Wushuang led us to the small town talking and laughing, his words were funny, but there was no way to hide the evil spirit on his body, as if he was waiting for an opportunity to devour people at any time.
I was afraid that this girl would suddenly attack innocent people when I got to a crowded place, so I rushed to the front to lead the way.
Soon a dilapidated and empty thatched hut appeared in front of us. This is what Yang Guo and I passed by when we followed two Taoist priests in the morning.
Yang Guo shouted happily: "Xitang, Xitang!"
Lu Wushuang smiled coquettishly: "Brother Stupid has good eyesight, a place of good geomantic omen."
Although the voice was delicate, there was a flash of hatred in Lu Niu's eyes, as if she was saying, "It's just right for you to be buried".
Cha, it's up to you?If you have the ability to kill us, you will have your surname from now on!
I rushed to the hut, only to think about going in, but changed my mind: there were a lot of dried sheep excrement, reptiles, insects, and spiders that made this place their home... I am kind and noble, a standard Virgin, You can't compete with the little creatures.If we must fight, let Lu Niu, who wants to kill us, fight. I am a man now, and the cleaning work is done by women.
Lu Wushuang also took a look in, without showing the slightest disgust, took out the machete to mow the grass, and said that he wanted to arrange a "happy hall".
This thatched hut was obviously used to be a resting place for shepherds by accident. The field was quiet, and a silly deer with no eyes swaggered past.Lu Wushuang probably wanted to practice his skills before slaughtering people, but the scimitar flew out without warning, and chopped off the deer's head with one blow!This scimitar was tied with the characteristic silk ribbon of the Ancient Tomb School, and it was returned to her hand after a twist. The action was not to mention very chic, coupled with the dark smile on her lips, I couldn't help but shivered when I saw it.
Yang Guo was nervous, he jumped and ran to pick up the prey, and yelled for me to help him peel a piece of skin.
I rushed towards him with a quick response, and there was a breeze behind me.Looking back, I saw a white shadow disappearing into the woods.
Yang Guo complained: "It's not good to find a chance to let her go after eating it? How can you take such a big roe away?"
It's not you who asked me to come here!I rolled my eyes, forcibly tore off a roe deer's leg, and ran after it in the forest.
Lu Wushuang's martial arts were not as good as Hong Lingbo's, so it was easy to follow her.Just as hateful, Lu Niu fled for a while thinking that there was no danger, so she barbecued on the spot!
The scent came bursts, and our luggage only had a few cold flatbreads that I brought just in case.Afraid that Yang Guo would be greedy, I used Lingli to cover the deer's legs until they were ripe, rubbed some salt and handed it to him.
Yang Guo grinned, tore a piece of roe deer meat and handed it to my mouth.
Poor boy, it's been several years, but he still doesn't know that I like vegetables and hate meat!
I bite the bullet and opened my mouth to take it, whispering vaguely: "I don't like this taste, you can eat it yourself."
Lu Wushuang on the other end stepped on the fire pile after he was full, got his bearings and headed south.
Walk after walk, Lu Wushuang has been walking through the barren mountains and fields.In the twinkling of an eye, the evening arrived, but she still didn't go to find someone to stay overnight, but stopped by a small stream, took off her shirt, took a shower and washed her clothes.
Yang Guo cat watched with relish in the weeds, I was so angry, the plot of the original work is like a pop-up window jumping wildly——
[The book version Lu Wushuang is a savage girl comparable to Guo Fu, but the book version Yang Guo is cheaper than a mangy dog because of her beauty, she keeps saying "wife", scolded and abused, even the book version Lu Wushuang wants to kill him, he Still working hard for the savage girl without hesitation!In the end, the book version Lu Wushuang finally fell in love with the book version Yang Guo, but because of the little dragon girl, he abandoned Lu's wife indifferently, and perfectly staged a good show of playing with flowers. 】For a long time, I always thought that the real version of Yang Guo is different from the book version of Yang Guo, but I forgot that it is the nature of a man!The real version of Lu Niu is not one or two points more beautiful than the book version of Lu Niu. What's worse is that the real version of Yang Guo has no love. If he finds me such a poor and vicious master as my wife, wouldn't it be called People vomit blood!
Maybe the anger on my body was too strong, the poor boy noticed it, and blushed: "You stare, brother has to take a break."
The broken boy closed his eyes and whimpered, but... how did he raise a tent somewhere?It is vague that boys need physical education when they grow up to this age. Crazy Ouyang is incompetent and has never taught it. Grandma Sun doesn't understand it at all. Do you want me to teach it?
Meowing, he can say it face to face... But regardless of him, the poor boy will be seduced by Lu Niu!Brother Yang, whom I have worked so hard to teach, and who has not made his due contribution to me, is about to be seduced by a poor and moldy vixen!Now I deeply understand the heart of a mother, a heart, and a teacher!No, never raise the white flag! ! !
After completing the strong psychological construction, I condensed a cold air and slowly pressed down on the poor boy.
Yang Guo shivered and turned over to sit up, looking left and right with his arms crossed, "It's so cold! Sister, let's stalk like this, don't make yourself sick."
I moved away and said solemnly: "I can't be sick, I have something to tell you!" Wow, wow, I talked about the basic physiology class in the most dull tone, especially the method of self-consolation.
Because there was a sense of awe in his voice, Yang Guo's face was also very serious, he forgot to be ashamed and didn't blush at all.
After finishing speaking, Ben Ya fell asleep and ordered him to keep an eye on her carefully.
The night was quiet and the wind was quiet. Before I knew it, it was time to change. I turned over and sat up and continued to be solemn.
Yang Guo looked at me, his lips moved, he didn't say anything, he fell asleep like me.But it looks like a puppy that has been bullied, shrinking aside and refusing to look at people, its ears rattling awkwardly.
Hmph, I'm still awkward!Ignore, ignore, resolutely ignore class enemies!
Time passed for a cup of tea, time passed for a stick of incense, half an hour... The poor boy was playing fake sleep with his mentor!
Well, my way of teaching just now was too rude, I will change it!
I relaxed my body, and gently sent the uploaded voice into the secret: "Speak if you have something to say."
Yang Guo trembled all over, his left eyelid opened a slit: "Sister..."
I reminded in a gentle voice: "You have to call my younger brother. Also, please use sound transmission to enter the secret."
Yang Guo sat up straight with his hands on the ground, and growled: "Okay! It's so far away, with Lu Wushuang's skill, we can't hear us at all. Why are you so fierce to brother? You've been like a cat with fur all night! "
? ?In his eyes, the image of my mentor is just a cat with fried fur? ! ! !
Yang Guo chuckled softly: "You go to sleep, brother can't sleep. The good life is too long, I can't sleep in the wild."
This is not the reason!I was aware of it: "Pull it down! Brother, that's a human instinct. When you're old, someone has to tell you. Otherwise... look at Daoist Yin, how much he suffered in front of Xiao Longnv, and was almost killed by her! I don't want my brother to be harmed by some inexplicable woman."
Yang Guo froze, and suddenly said coldly: "You told Yin Zhiping too?!"
I was furious: "Why?! That's his master's responsibility!!! So you have to call me master, mentor, pastor, priest..."
"Don't you have a fever?" Po boy touched my forehead with a puzzled expression on his face, his eyebrows suddenly raised into the character "eight", and the word "Gua" was written on his face, and he asked: "You know so much. Ru, uh, with Wang Chongyang..."
I gritted my teeth: "No! There are these books! You read too little... No, you don't need to read those books! Many of them are exaggerated and untrue! It's even more chaotic than the Nine Yin Manual practiced by Ouyang's foster father! People are crazy! What I say is enough!"
Some people won't get enlightened without threats, for example, Brother Yang who has M syndrome, was finally trained to be obedient by this girl.
But seeing his face was as serious as the sky, he spit out the words I taught: "Yes, it is better not to believe in the books! Do you think the adoptive father can think clearly? I hope he will get better after thinking about it. Too stubborn..."
Whispers scattered in the night wind, the troubled boy poured out sesame seeds and rotten millet, and he fell asleep after talking for an hour.
My heart is full of sweet sadness. The life of a mortal is so short, but he has to go through countless weeks of suffering. If Yang Guo is not a hero, he will go through one thing after another in the process of growing up. Smoother,. . . . . . . . . . .
The next morning Lu Wushuang continued southward, avoiding villages and passers-by as carefully as yesterday, probably because he failed to kill Shen Zhifan and others for fear of retaliation.
For several days, when we passed a barren mountain, we heard the sound of moving suona, gongs and cymbals, and it seemed that the sound was coming this way.
Lu Wushuang hesitated for a moment, then hid among the grass and trees, took out a piece of leftover animal meat and gnawed there, looking at the situation to take the opportunity to rest.
The sound of gongs and cymbals approached, and nearly a hundred people walked up the mountain road, all of whom were married.
The groom rides on a tall white horse, wearing red silk flowers, a big red robe, and a big red crown on his head, like a big rooster with its toes high and high.People who ride horses in the territory of the Yuan Dynasty all have a bit of status, and the eight-person sedan chair covered in red and colorful also shows this.
Judging from the weight of the sedan chair, the bride is already in the sedan chair.A group of people were beaming, talking and singing, except for a healthy woman dressed as a matchmaker, the rest were all big men, but their gait was muddy, obviously they did not possess superior martial arts.
Yang Guo leaned into my ear and said, "When a sister gets married, brother will do it better than this..."
Before the words were finished, a white shadow jumped into the sedan chair!
I cried out in a low voice, even if I rushed out immediately, Lu Wushuang would not be able to save the bride if he wanted to kill the bride.
Yang Guo was calm: "Don't panic, she probably ran out of money to rob, let's act according to the camera."
The wedding party at the other end was in a mess, the big cock groom P was trembling all the time, and the bride was screaming again and again.
A middle-aged man sang "Fat Ye" and said: "I beg the king to spare the new daughter-in-law. We can discuss how much money the king needs to spend."
Lu Wushuang chuckled: "I'm the queen, so I won't tarnish the reputation of the new wife. You wait until you carry the sedan chair, I just want to see how the wedding is going to be." Speaking of this, her voice suddenly turned harsh : "If you dare to play tricks, I will kill this delicate new daughter-in-law! If someone comes to ask questions, don't say they saw me!"
Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and the middle-aged man waved his hands: "Let's go, blow the suona!"
The group went on the road again, although they tried their best to pretend to be the same, but the joy was gone.
About halfway, there was the sound of Luan bells and donkey hooves approaching quickly.
We had heard this sound before, but there were so many donkeys hanging bells in the mountains that we didn't pay much attention to it.With Lu Wushuang's talented words, listen again, the jingle sound carries an ominous evil spirit!
Sure enough, after a while Li Mochou appeared, followed by a little nun who was somewhat similar to Hong Lingbo.
The author has something to say:
You'll Also Like
-
You said you were good at archaeology, but your tattoo of the Nine Dragons pulling the coffin has be
Chapter 1767 5 hours ago -
Tang Dynasty: The beginning of the game is to touch the Princess Changle
Chapter 486 5 hours ago -
Starting from traveling through Naruto, who says archers are weak
Chapter 203 5 hours ago -
I was imprisoned by the Empress at the beginning, and I was secretly invincible
Chapter 716 5 hours ago -
Pirates: Get the telekinesis fruit at the start!
Chapter 145 5 hours ago -
Hong Kong Film: The Positive Energy System of the Hongxing Boss
Chapter 592 5 hours ago -
Naruto: I am immortal and can open the eight gates infinitely
Chapter 183 5 hours ago -
Naruto: Reborn as Uchiha Itachi and kill Danzo first
Chapter 88 5 hours ago -
The Peerless Fisherman: The Counterattack Started from Accidentally Entering a Fishing Village
Chapter 245 5 hours ago -
Genshin Impact: I know they can see my diary
Chapter 78 5 hours ago