[Divine Condor] Human Armor on the Way Through

The author has something to say: This article was published on September 13, 9, and it took one year and ten months to complete.

Fewer clicks, less comments, less favorites, so many times I tried to get rid of it, but in the end I still bite the bullet and fill it in.Special thanks to Juda for the bazooka!

Thanks to the friends who pointed out this cannon fodder, this made my third article "Baoyu Fight the Red Mansion" a better score.

However, the framework of this article has been set, and it is difficult to make major changes.It is a story that flows slowly and slowly, and the protagonist's feelings are fixed, and the story ends.

Thank you to all those who read the text!

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Xiang'er set fire to force out Xiao~Xiangzi and Yin Kexi, and everyone rushed to fight the fire.Just kidding, this is the autumn when there is little rain, and there will be great wildfires.

Yin Kexi took advantage of the chaos and slipped away, but Xiao~Xiangzi didn't slip away, and stayed aside with incomparable honesty, ruining Xiang'er's number A's bad idea.

There is no number A and number B. We took Xiao~Xiangzi, who is "sincerely a monk", to Shaolin Temple to accommodate his foot strength and gossip with everyone.

For example, how could Dongdong, who keeps fit, get the reputation of "Nine Suns Manual".Zhang Junbao explained: "If you want to be strong and can't reach ten, you must be under nine. You can't be tired and paralyzed when you work, and you must rest when you reach nine; Just be full BLaBLa..."

I waited for a long time, but I didn't see "Jueyuan" talking in vain, and couldn't help but send out my heartfelt message: "You don't make a pedantic voice and turn the chaos back to the right, Xiao~Xiangzi really thinks that the "Nine Suns Manual" has nothing to say. "

The old god "Jueyuan" is here: "You can't attack the two first ancestors, anyway, the "Nine Suns Manual" will not be returned to the temple, so how can Xiao~Xiangzi get back the broken scriptures of 'Not Said Items' to prove his crime?" "Nine Suns Manual" will certainly and definitely will fall into the hands of the male protagonist of the next drama at the right time and at the right place."

My heart skipped a beat, and I remembered that "Nine Suns Manual" was an introduction, and its other function was to cause Zhang Shizu to be kicked out of Shaolin!Doesn't that mean my semi-vacation status is coming to an end?

I gritted my teeth secretly: "None of the monks in Shaolin Temple can't practice martial arts, right?"

"Jueyuan" responded leisurely: "My dear, the reflex arc is too long. I'll ask you in the future. Just use your skills like this. It's not enough to be the teacher of the first ancestor of Guo. You have to take over the first ancestor Zhang and ask for more blessings." Bar."

I am full of bitterness, and the only consolation is that there is still a scumbag who can't be lazy.

When the sky was about to shine, we stopped by a stream, because Xiao Xiangzi couldn't walk anymore, and he was sweating profusely, looking pitiful.

Xiang'er couldn't hold back, and took out a bag of broken silver to persuade her: "Senior Xiao~Xiang, take the money and go! Look at you, can you survive the board of the Discipline Hall?"

Xiao~Xiangzi smiled bitterly: "Where can I go? The law of the jungle is the iron law of the Yuan people. A warrior can die but not be injured. No matter how much he has done in the past, if his martial arts are abolished, he will be an abandoned son. There is no such thing as a proud son. I follow Kubi I have seen a lot during Lie Shi, but I didn’t expect the sky to fall on me. In the past, I didn’t leave any room for things, and no one in the enemy family wanted to kill me, and I have nowhere to live except Buddhism.”

Xiang'er was embarrassed, Yang Guo smiled: "Who said you are useless? You have become enemies because of your own master. Now that your martial arts are abolished, you will become a Buddha immediately. Kublai Khan knows how to use people well, Shaolin Temple, No.1 Sha, martial arts are unpredictable, if you find out the secret book of martial arts, wouldn't you be making new achievements?"

Xiao~Xiangzi's face changed color: "I am a disciple of layman, what kind of superior martial arts can I get in touch with?"

Yang Guo laughed loudly: "The Nine Suns Manual! Kublai Khan's martial arts are mediocre, and his gang of advisers flattered him and came up with random ideas, which made him confused and understandable. But you used to be considered a master at any rate, and martial arts are just a thing of the past. Can it be practiced with cheats? Even if the imperial court collects all the martial arts cheats of various sects, there is no expert in the sect to pass them on personally, practice a P!"

Xiang'er clapped his hands and said, "That's right! The "Jiuyin Scripture" is so miraculous. Which of the five masters in the world was Jiuyinjue? None of their disciples were Jiuyinjue. There are not many disciples of Quanzhen Sect. There are more than 20 disciples who can practice "Nine Yin Manual"? I bet it is useless to open "Nine Yin Manual" for others to practice. , unless Huang Chang reappears and devotes himself to cultivating it himself."

Du Nan retorted: "There is no Jiuyin Jue in Quanzhen Sect, it is Chongyang Daoist who swears..."

Yang Guo snorted: "I swear that the disciples of Quanzhen will not read or practice the "Nine Yin Scriptures"! Ah bah, Wang Chongyang is a gentleman, and Lao Tzu is a great sage! Little monk, use your head to think about why he said this, it is clearly true. Can't practice!"

Xiao~Xiangzi was thoughtful, while crossing the difficulty with an angry face, he voluntarily defended the Chongyang real person he had never seen before.

Everyone listened carefully, Yang Guo interrupted by chance, and every time he interjected, his face would blush and his neck would be thick.

Xiang'er couldn't bear it, and said softly: "I heard that people's birth date and first name can be used as a magic trick to protect the living and the dead. I am not talented, so I can make two puppets and crown them with two Brother's honorable name is bestowed upon you, from now on each of you will use gold needles to pierce the acupoints of the puppet to practice spells, and you will both be able to reach bliss early."

Du Nan glared at his eyes angrily: "Zi Buyu speaks strange powers and confusion..."

Yang Guoli said: "It's 'sons don't speak', non-monks don't speak, monks practice the magic stick technique..."

"Jueyuan" Bai Hua probably thought that it would be inappropriate for him not to speak up again, and said seriously: "Buddha said that ghosts and gods are not ghosts and gods, they are ghosts and gods. There is nothing real or empty, neither true nor false BLaBLa..."

Crap, this is something from Taoism, okay?I despise it, but I am deeply in love with it: "I feel it! I feel it!"

Yang Guo was so angry, he saw the white belly in the east, so he simply lit a bonfire and ordered Xianger and I to catch fish and barbecue."Jueyuan" was full of compassion when he was in trouble, and he even called him "mouth sin".

Yang Guo didn't care, he smiled and told small fishing stories, retracing the life on the small island (Peach Blossom Island, because there is a master to beware of who hides his name), interjecting constantly, the preoccupied Xiao Xiangzi broke his face and laughed.

Ran Duan looked at his nose with his eyes and his heart with his nose and did not move, Gu Zi and "Jueyuan" Bai Hua recited the Sutra of Rebirth together...

When the smell of grilled fish wafted up, there was a wail from the hillside not far away.Looking up, our carving master is waving his wings to drive away a plain gorilla unique to North China.Although this kind of orangutan is huge and ferocious, its personality is very gentle. It is a vegetarian and is not aggressive. When it is hit by the carving master, it will only hold its head and mourn, and stagger towards our resting place.

Xiang'er's eyes lit up, he rushed over to grab the gorilla and molested him, but he didn't give up when he couldn't find Dongdong, he took out a dagger and cut open its stomach.

I had a soft heart attack, and shouted: "Stop! It's not on it!" Then he asked the eagle in spiritual language: "Why did you catch an innocent gorilla?"

The carving master quacked and said angrily: "I can't find the taming ape with the scriptures. This orangutan bullied the little orangutan, so I caught it to fit the scene and use the original plot."

I smiled wryly. The plot of the original book is that the kind Guo Xiang interceded for the poor ape, so that the two thieves were able to escape with the ape. The originator of Xianger immediately thought that the scriptures might be hidden on the gorilla, and wanted to cut open his stomach to get the scriptures!

The original book is finished, Yang Guo leaves with Xiaolongnv, and the little peach blossom Guo Xiang sheds tears of affection for Brother Yang.

The real version of Xiangya is married, and she has nothing to think about when she is gone, and Brother Yang has no plans to say goodbye.Not only today, but in the following years, he has been trying to be abducted and returned to secular life.This brother's martial arts is so high that the gate of Shaolin Temple couldn't stop him, so he was forced to go through difficult times and retreated repeatedly. He succeeded in cultivating himself to a bizarre height, lived to be more than 120 years old, and beat Brother Yang to death...

. . . . . . . . 【Reincarnation and repair】. . . . . . . .

In Huashan, in June, the south wind blows on Cuigang, panting into blazing clouds, and a few red paulownia trees in a certain valley are just the time when the flowers are full of will and the fragrance is sweet.A rambunctious young man with peach blossoms in his eyes drew his sword and danced, his figure was as light as a shock.

Onlookers, boys and girls yelled, "Brother Yang" and "Brother Yang".

Note that this Yang is not another Yang, and now it is the prequel of "Swordsman", a certain person's name is "Feng Qingyang".

In addition, Xiaolongnu and Zhou Botong will also appear in this play. Xiaolongnu is a character that fits her character, and a nun is one.She is indeed a product of this space as I guessed, and she has a side of cultivation by accident.Jiadan takes good care of her, and most of the roles she arranges are that as long as she doesn't die, nothing will happen, and she can cultivate spiritually based on subconscious memory.

"Zhou Botong" is the other extreme, did you guess?He locked his spiritual power and memory to come here to survive the catastrophe of love!But life after life, this guy is not emotional, and he is driving Jiadan crazy, because this Dongdong must be reincarnated at least a hundred times, and each time he must arrange a character with love and hatred, not a passerby, and this is easy The plot collapsed.

For example, when a certain dog first arrived at the time when "Swordsman" arranged a prequel, he was assigned to be Dongfang Bubai, BG first and then BL. If he can stick to the bottom line, he will pass it once.However, when the leader did not obtain the star-attracting method, he first obtained a certain treasure and dedicated it to the leader, which caused the heroine to fail to be born.He even cheated, and his concubine, Lian Nan, didn't want one.So this time, Jiadan reincarnated him as Lin Pingzhi, a beautiful boy whose parents died tragically, prepared to be cunning and refused to marry him, let's see if he has the ability to dig out the existence of the evil sword manual in advance.Even if he can get the sword manual in advance and throw it out to deceive others, the main plot will not collapse.

Pull away, back to the valley.

But Wen yelled and blasted the valley: "Gathering the crowd to be lazy?! Get out!!!"

The young masters scattered like birds and birds in a panic, and boy Yang saluted nervously: "Elder Diao, this disciple is not lazy, he has been practicing diligently..."

"Elder Diao", as you know, is Lord Diao.It is impossible for it to cultivate human form so quickly. It was Xiaobaihua who rewarded it with the transformation talisman, so that it can mix with human beings and continue to be the teacher of a certain kid.But the Transformation Talisman couldn't last long, so it had to act as the nominal elder of the Huashan Sect, visiting from time to time.Xiaobaihua will become a regular cultivator at the end of this round, and [-]% of the time she won't stay in this space, so Master Diao not only takes care of a certain kid, but also keeps urging me to practice hard, so as to keep transforming into symbols.

It's only natural that I couldn't go back to my old place--the big and small mistakes during the exile were too numerous to record, and the sentence was increased for a thousand years, and I served under the banner of the leader of Jiadan.I don't care about his meowing, I can stay if others can stay, it doesn't matter if I stay for ten thousand years, at that time, no matter what, a certain kid should also embark on the road of cultivation, right?

You ask Xibei Xiong?He went back early. During his sentence, he only made a few "forgivable" mistakes, and his merits far outweighed his mistakes.

Because I don't care, Jiadan has to take care of me. After all, having Zhengxiu as his subordinate will save me a lot of trouble. If he fixes me until my memory is disabled, it will make him feel uncomfortable.

Now my secular identity is a disciple of the Huashan School of Sword Sect, Feng Qingyang's junior sister, an orphan, the master's big name Yang Qingxiao, nicknamed "Xiaoya".I decided to use this cannon fodder nickname to the end, life after life, I don't believe that a certain kid can't remember it.

Hmph, "Swordsman" only wrote that Feng Qingyang lived in seclusion in Mount Hua after the change of Shimen. Who stipulated that he could only live in seclusion alone?Who stipulated that Feng Qingyang, who is a master of swordsmanship, must have his hands covered with human blood?

Look, Boy Yang and "Elder Diao" have started to fight. Can any mortal find a stronger opponent than this division?

I diligently brewed two bamboo tubes of "clear spring" for offering. This is not an ordinary thing, and it is filled with spiritual elixirs, and the spirit is overflowing.Just because of this seemingly insignificant thing, Brother Yang has to treat me differently.Don't say that I play tricks, isn't there an old saying: When you catch a man, you first catch his stomach!

The other two fought for more than an hour, a certain boy was still a 13-year-old boy, I was afraid that the Diao Lord would force him to live, so Shi Shiran appeared with lotus steps.

Sensing the aura, Master Diao immediately retreated, with a smile on his ugly face: "Why do you need to trouble Zhengxiu with such a trivial matter? When I am away, I will practice with my apprentice more, and strive to get out of the rivers and lakes for experience as soon as possible. Then I will take you to the sea of ​​love and flowers." ’” Changed the human language trainer again: “Look at your poor appearance fished out of the water! Look at your junior sister, who is better than you by more than a little bit, BLaBLa…”

My kung fu displayed among the disciples of Jianzong is only moderate, senior brother Yang inevitably dissatisfied, and said, sweating, "Junior girl is naturally stronger than me, walking with two small tubes of water without sweating, disciples of this level of kung fu can't learn it." come!"

Master Diao knew that I was pretending to be clumsy, so he choked for a moment, and shouted angrily: "What I want you to learn is Qiyun! Look at it with your eyes, its brilliance is shining, its shape is far away, and its spirit is yaoyao..."

A certain kid opened his mouth wide: "The son returns home, and he deserves his family!"

I stomped away shyly.It is said that after Xibei Xiong went back, Master Diao turned to flatter me, swallowed some poems, and often used them indiscriminately, not daring to accept my advice seriously.

The carving master sheep apprentice drank the spiritual water and started chatting. The villain complained that the "little sister" was not enlightened. He hinted that it was useless to express it, and it would be difficult for "the son to return home", and asked the elder what he could do.

I secretly complained, I want to refuse and welcome, hmph, man, he doesn't cherish what he can get easily, besides, boy Yang is only 13 years old, and his puppy love has never had a good result. To whom shall I cry?

But he saw the carver pulling a thin rattan rope and throwing it casually around a pheasant.The pheasant struggled and flew up, but the carver yanked it back to the ground.The pheasant flew again, but was dragged down again.After doing this eight times, the carving master stared: "Do you understand?"

A certain kid nodded deeply: "Understood, persevere!"

Sculpture Master Nu: "I mean you pull it down! Concentrate on practicing BLaBLa..."

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