[Divine Condor] Human Armor on the Way Through

After three years, the world is full of wars.Ming Shang changed its name to Ming~jiao, officially opened an altar and set up a sect at Guangming Peak in Kunlun, and "Yang Ding Tian", that is, Gongsun Moming, quietly ascended the throne of leader.

The use of "Quietly" means that Mingjiao is a merchant gang, and other families founded martial arts posts all over the place. Mingjiao didn't invite a single martial arts sect, and all the people who came were merchants, and all of them were "Ming Shang".This pattern coincides with "Yi Tian Shou Long Ji", an important reason why the Ming ~ sect was named a "demon sect" is that it works alone and does not associate with other martial arts sects.As for the pile of crimes, blah, not to mention the real world, there are martial arts sects in the book, and all of them are not innocent, including Dazhengjiao Wudang, whose only son of the master is a villain with complete jealousy and viciousness.

Today's Ming~jiao Zhengzheng has some family background, and Guangming is very lively: Master Yang is not the only one who does his own thing and is invincible in the East. The altar looks like it was made by Xibei Xiong, a dog-headed military strategist.Uh, three years ago, Young Master Wu "grievously grieved" the death of his ancestors including his cheap father. He shaved his head and put on cassocks. By the way, he fulfilled his vow to become a monk if he didn't marry me, which made Stupid Goat depressed for a long time.Pooh!As far as I know, he has already hooked up with Xiao Baihua, and Xiao Baihua also said that he hooked him up to vent my anger.

Gossip aside, the protagonists of this wedding are the early students of Array Village, on the business line, the hidden guards do not show up in public, and there is no couple.Speaking of the early days, that is, the older children who were adopted seven or eight years ago are generally around fifteen or sixteen now.

In order to increase the number of people, Mo Ming also caught a few pairs of thirteen and fourteen to make up the number, claiming that "Xizhou customs" don't need to wait until fifteen.

The oldest couple is me and Yang Guo.I am 23 years old, and I belonged to a 100% old girl in ancient times.It probably took too long, I don't have any joy of getting married, I think I am a dignified cultivator, and I have already cultivated to the point where my emotions can't move... Well, I'm dizzy from busy work, the new couples in this wedding are all arranged for them by their parents, The bridal makeup is always on my head. When Lu Wushuang got married, I drew a blinding makeup for her. The girls in the past can't forget it for a long time. The leader ordered me to do more work if I can.Meow meow, who has ever seen the bride busy dressing up others on the day of the wedding, how hard it is!

Dozens of brides, each with their own characteristics, put on make-up, dress, hair, and jewelry. Even my eight hands are not enough, unless I muster up my spiritual power to dress them all in the same way.

No complaints, I am so contented and happy, at least I don't need to wait for them to bathe and change their clothes to make them happy. The manager Lu Wushuang has hired a hundred brides with both sons and daughters to serve.

Thanks to the wedding at dusk, I caught a bride to act as a model, and started a class on the spot as a demonstration.The little brides were so motivated that they spoiled the petal rouge and charcoal eyebrow pencil mixed with fragrance powder that I had worked so hard to make two days ago.

I was busy from early morning to noon, shouting here and there. Unfortunately, I didn't even have time to drink my saliva. Fortunately, my soul and body are one, otherwise I would be tired and paralyzed before the wedding.

At this moment, the bridegrooms were courteously bringing dim sum for their stomachs. I saw that the leader of the team was Yang Guo, as expected. What was unexpected was that this guy was sweating on his brow and his face was covered with flour. !

Just as I wanted to express my dissatisfaction and love in the past, model N jumped up and rushed towards the dim sum team.

The face of the model girl is delicate and weak. I combed her a bun with flowers and branches trembling. There are a lot of pearls and flowers in it. Her unfinished head is like rain, and all kinds of accessories are crackling. Fall to the ground.

There was a sound of exclamation, with a tiny ant's voice interspersed: "Little girl, you are the best bride, don't harm others, if they are too ugly, it will be ugly standing next to you, right?"

I was so angry that I was speechless, and I unexpectedly thought of a distant day when I worked hard to dress up myself and the little dragon girl, and fascinated a bunch of little shrimps, but a certain bad boy made bad words and spoiled the scenery, his aesthetics were on the verge of a cliff crooked floor!

I have nothing to say about this character, I angrily shouted at all the grooms: "Get out! You are not allowed to see the bride until the auspicious time!"

The world is quiet... Quiet P!The brides ate dim sum like starving ghosts, but the dim sum was steamed buns filled with heart-filled soup, all lipsticks were reimbursed, and some makeup was spent.

My eyes turned black and I fell down, did a certain sheep deliberately make disfigured snacks?

I didn't have time to find the poor boy to settle the score, so I hurriedly ordered to touch up the makeup, hurriedly and slowly, and finally finished it before dusk.

The brides carried their skirts and went to the wedding hall happily. A bridesmaid pulled my sleeve: "You are the only one left, take a shower and put on makeup!"

I said weakly: "No need, my family is blind."

Yang Guo has been teaching in Zhenfa Village. Except for the students, few of them know "Second Master Yang".The bridesmaids sympathized with me and advised me to take it easy, saying that a man with flaws would hurt his wife even more.

I cried silently and made the brides pity me more and more, and they worked together to dress me up, making me the only lucky one with orthodox bridal makeup: my face was painted snow white, and two blobs of red were painted on my cheeks.

When I arrived at the lobby, the "Difficult Bridegroom" had already been halfway through.

Mo Ming was keen to pretend to be his natal brother and set the questions himself. His second uncle led a few old men to be the referees.After passing one, the bride automatically goes out to the groom's arms.Every time a bride sprang out, the onlookers cheered loudly.This design is to highlight the unnecessary barbarian characteristics of the Western Regions, so as to show that it is very different from the customs of the Central Plains.

The exam questions are not difficult, you can make a poem and guess a puzzle, or a few lines of lotus blossoms will do, or you can do boxing, one in a few minutes is super fast.I was the latest to dress up, and Yang Guo was last in line.

Mo Ming played tricks and asked "Second Brother" to sing a song.

Bridegroom Yang was ignorant, and opened his mouth wide: "Sister~~ Come out soon~~~"

I covered my ears urgently, but I heard laughter everywhere, and the congregation laughed unsteadily.

Most of the bride and groom had been Mr. Yang's students, and they helped out together, singing or dancing.However, their "talent" is reflected in the sales. Even if there are people who can sing, they can't help but have too many voices. For a while, ghosts cry, wolves howl and demons dance...

The referees shook their white beards and clapped excitedly. They seemed to have forgotten me as a cannon fodder.

I simply stayed in the lobby and pretended to be dead, saving myself the embarrassment of going out!It is said that the lobby is fragrant and has stools and chairs: the wedding hall is the Ming~jiao meeting hall, which is decorated with colorful flowers, red lanterns are hung high, and mountain flowers are decorated with wine and vegetables on the big table.

Suddenly I heard the sound of "dong dong dong" war drums.Don't get me wrong, no enemy is coming, this is the forecast that the auspicious time is coming.

The master of ceremonies shouted: "Newcomers enter the lobby..."

Examiner Mo Ming jumped up: "Wait a minute! 'Yang Er~ Grandma' is out of the pavilion!"

You are only the second~milk Your whole family is the second~milk!I gritted my teeth and popped out by the door.

"Second Master Yang" rushed forward, looking up and down happily: "Not bad, not bad, this is joyous!"

I'm pissed off.However, this groom's official look~ looks good, the 27-year-old young man is much better than those youthful young men, his face is handsome and flying, his eyes are deep and playful, and the corners of his lips seem to be condensed with sunshine.

Bridegroom Yang leaned into my ear and praised in a "soft voice" enough for others to hear: "Wrapped in red silk and satin, everyone will praise you for your good fortune!"

Ah bah, it's revealed as soon as you open your mouth!This is the congratulatory speech when the pig's head is tied with red silk during the New Year!

In the entanglement, I was dragged into the marriage hall by Yang Guo.The wine tables were placed on the east and west sides, with a wide aisle in the middle, and the newcomers held hands in two and lined up in a long line, all the way to the leader's throne.

Bridesmaids hold red ribbons and distribute them to the newcomers. Instead of the traditional long hydrangea ribbons that the groom leads the bride, there are two silk rings that are separated by half a foot, and the groom's left hand and the bride's right hand are clasped together.

The "Master Yang" sits high on the throne and leads the newcomers to make an oath: "On a good day, we will be married! Love each other and abide by the teachings! We will share blessings and misfortunes, and we will be in the same boat! With white heads and eyebrows, we will be united forever!" Send, throw a piece of master of ceremonies, and personally order: "One bow to heaven and earth! Two bows to the leader..."

"Second Worship High Hall" was replaced with "Second Worship to the Leader" because the newcomers did not have a high hall, and except for Yang Guo and me, no one else knew who their parents were, so they took the leader with a mighty beard as the high hall, Back then, Mo Mingzheng'er's Eight Classics taught these children, and he was their mentor, so he deserved it.

After the "husband and wife worship", the brides were not escorted into the bridal chamber, and served the wine table with the groom.But seeing the congregation pouring in from the outside, the leader raised his arms and ordered: "I don't ask for wine, but for filling! If you don't fill up, the new house will be destroyed!"

There was a lot of coaxing, and everyone poured wine into big bowls and ate meat in large pieces, and danced while they were excited, making a scene of great joy.

Yang Guo likes to pretend to be a strict teacher on weekdays, and the students can pour him a lot of water when they get the chance, and the bride and groom who are the targets of other people's drinking also come to join in the fun.Teacher Yang Yan is going to have a wedding wine, and he will not refuse anyone who comes, but I want to block him but I am afraid of ruining his interest.Seeing that the situation was not right, Yang Qinghai stepped forward. He is sixteen years old and has a lot of prestige among his peers.

But Yang Guo didn't know what to do, and stared at a pair of drunken and more "clear" bell eyes, reprimanded: "You evil bastard is taking care of me! Get out! You are too old, hurry up and find a wife!"

Yang Qinghai said in a deep voice: "Yes! My son can wait until his father gets married in his lifetime, but I hope that his father will take care of himself. My son is still waiting for his parents' order and a matchmaker's words."

Yang Guo was angry: "Teaching you for so many years, you still have to bother your parents? Girls all over the place, catch one!"

"For so many years" what you taught is picking up girls?I felt ashamed, so I said to Yang Qinghai: "Don't pay attention to him, where is Xiang'er?"

Yang Qinghai's eyes wandered: "Her? That, I'll look for it."

I suddenly felt bad, and my spiritual power was released... Meowing, I said why the bed-pressing Xitong disappeared, and thought that Lu Wushuang had sent someone to control them. In the finale, it turned out that it was at the head of a certain elder sister Lead the new bed "processing"!You said that you sprinkled lotus seeds, peanuts, and red dates for celebration, but the little ones sprinkled stone stove ash and mud, so they will all stay away from the bridal chamber tonight.

Guangmingding is the main altar of Mingjiao. Newcomers are scattered in various business lines and do not live here for a long time. Therefore, the new houses are arranged in guest rooms, one next to the other, which is very convenient for Xitong to commit crimes.

It's so annoying, the dark guard is dead, children of any age can play tricks... oh, he is full of energy and has a thieves' eyes, and the cat is letting the little ones out in the dark.Is it envy, jealousy?It was mostly their idea that the little guys did bad things, and Stupid was used as a gun.

It's not good to appeal to the leader's seat. I searched and found Director Lu who was in charge of Maohoutang, and quietly sent a heartfelt message.Lu Wushuang jumped up and led his men to rush towards the new house...

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Zhanben's bride has great powers, and the group wedding of Guangmingding did not have a big fork. The first offender, Xianger, was beaten up by Yang Guo, and handed over to Da Diao and thrown back to Wudang Zhenfa Village.

Forgot to mention, "Kunlun has spar" is a spiritual vein of this space.Spiritual veins are directly related to the existence of space, so naturally we will not let us lead the big eagle to pick spars and protect the spiritual veins with formations in such an important place.So my promise to Da Diao was in vain, and Da Diao despised me even more for being poor, and enslaved Xibei Xiong, the rich lord.Fortunately, it is devoted to its duties and treats Yang Guo well, now I want to force it to rely on Yang Guo's face.

The Bright Summit celebration lasted for ten days, and all the couples left together after the celebration.Teacher Yang wants to get together with the students more and doesn't want to leave early.I have nothing to do, anyway, there is nothing wrong, I have to put a "consummation" wine in the Love Flower Valley.

Xiaolongnu and Yin's parents had two sons. Originally, Yin's parents wanted to have more, but they felt sorry for their daughter-in-law. Seeing that Yang Guo said that he already had "two sons and one daughter", that is, he didn't need to adopt his son, so Yin's parents accepted the favor. Flower Dan.In this way, the four of the Yin family, together with the Xiangya Zhou Botong, Yang Guo and I, just made up a table for the Eight Immortals.

The ancient tomb also needs to be laid out. Although Ouyang Feng thought his son married me, there is no Granny Sun, who is Yang Guo's serious master.Uh, we have told Grandma Sun that she made a mistake, that "Miss Yang" is actually surnamed Liang.

At noon on the ninth day of the celebration, I helped set up the dinner table, and everyone was seated, but Yang Guo was nowhere to be seen.I searched by induction, and saw him and Xibei Xiong standing on the edge of the cliff talking from a distance.

Xibei Xiong noticed me, turned around, slapped his head and drifted away.

Frowning slightly, I stepped forward and asked, "What's so mysterious?"

Yang Guo's eyes were red, he sucked his nose and said shyly, "I just received the report that Princess Rong assassinated Emperor Yuan..."

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