[Divine Condor] Human Armor on the Way Through

There was a chaotic howl from Taniguchi, which made me straighten up.

Oh, it's the drunk men who have returned, one or two howling in an inexplicable tune, and Brother Yang's voice is the loudest.

There are also four sober girls carrying a small sedan chair, and there is a heavy resentment in the sedan chair, and they can catch up with the resentful spirits!One breath, respectable Qiu Nvsha, your enemies are not dead yet, you must live longer than them, I will wave the flag for you!

It's weird, why did Mo Ming come here staggering here and there?Sending mother back to the prison on the wedding night, is it too filial or drunk?

The orange, yellow, blue and purple sisters carried the sedan chair to the Prisoner's House. Mo Ming did not follow his mother to the prison, but was dragged to the study by Zhou Botong like a dead dog... Chap, Yin's parent, brother Yang, also ran to the study, all confused up?

Their commotion was so loud that anyone with ears could hear it. Xiao Longnu got up and got dressed.

I hurriedly advised: "You can't talk to drunk men, you sleep with you, and wait until they wake up tomorrow."

Xiao Longnu had never seen a drunkard make trouble before, so she ignored my advice and hurried out of the house.I sighed, I can't be a husband and wife if we don't fight or quarrel, let them quarrel, let's boil goat milk in peace, and feed Xiangya piss for dinner.

Xiangya was very dissatisfied with waking her up early, sobbing, and then realized that her small arms couldn't twist her big ones, so she murmured sensibly.

At this time, there were footsteps outside the door, both of them are normal!Pretending to be drunk?Well, there is only fruit wine in Unfeeling Valley, how can it make people with high martial arts skills drunk.Even so, he should not be drunk... It's hard to say, Zhou Botong hid strong alcohol, he went out to the treasure pit to get wine, and he came back as a trivial matter, so you don't need to tell me.

The door opened, and it turned out that Yin's parents only smelled of alcohol, and their eyes were doubled and sober.Xiao Longnv squinted at me with a little complacency, I didn't have time to argue with her, so I asked: "Why do you let them do whatever they want?"

Yin Zhiping was slightly stunned, and then laughed: "You mean the groom? He was so busy that he couldn't get away, so he sent his mother back to the Forbidden Valley to meet Wu Shaoxia."

I turned my face to the old man: "Dun Ru is not leaving tomorrow, how can he let the bride hang out?"

Yin Zhiping grabbed the teacup, took a few sips slowly, and then wiped his mouth and said, "Today is just a wedding, and Wu Shu won't be ready until NO.17 in December, and then the consummation will be done."

I forgot this point, Wushu is the product of the chaos in the Valley of Unrequited Love, and must be smaller than Lue.

Is this Zhou Botong's plan?Well, Lue's March [-]rd and Jiji's bridal chamber is more than nine months earlier than Wu Shu's. If it goes well, she will get pregnant before Wu Shu. The problem is that "smooth" is hard to say. Many people who have been married for three to five years have not conceived.

Xiao Longnv thought I was an eyesore at her house, so she hugged Xiangya and said, "Go and make sober soup for them."

become!I'm leaving, because I haven't entered Zhou Botong's study yet.

He ran to the kitchen to cook a pot of hangover soup, took it to the study, and heard Zhou Botong scolding Xibei Xiong.

I tilted my head and sensed that there was no eagle in the valley, and it seemed that Diao eagle had returned to his old den to eat the golden snake, which was a chance for Zhou Botong to express his accumulated anger.

I kicked the door with my foot, deliberately making the noise of the carvings pecking at the door.

The scolding inside stopped, Yang Guo ran to open the door, saw that I was pretending to be a ghost, took the soup basin and said through sound transmission: "Don't add fuel to the fire!"

No wonder!I coughed: "I can't understand the patriarch, drink some soup to moisten your throat, let's continue."

Zhou Botong was very obedient, jumping up and down, "Who are you helping? Look at what kind of gift he gave you! Clay dolls! Are you a martial artist ashamed, why don't you bring a piece of tile? Look at your looks." Wretched and detestable, ignorant of current affairs, restless, kind, stingy, everyone hates it, play with mud and go to be a plasterer, I see that you are full and have nothing to do to be BLaBla..."

He stood upright when he was scolded, and listened attentively with a trademark smile on his face.The groom receiving the gift was dozing off in the rocking chair, and Yang Guo served the soup earnestly, expressing that he was a passerby.

Ben Ya learned from Brother Yang to pretend to be a passer-by, and looked at the study with great interest——

Tall bookshelves are placed around the wall, eliminating the need for decorative calligraphy and paintings on the wall.There is a large rectangular desk on the right of the center, big enough to sleep on.There are four stools and chairs, one is a rocking chair occupied by Mo Ming, and one is a long wooden stool with an old-fashioned shape... How long is it?Anyway, three people can sit.A low stool with a missing leg, sitting on this stool must show balance skills, it is estimated that it used to be Mo Ming's exclusive seat, but now Xibei Xiong is sitting on it, he refuses to show his balance skills, so he bought a brick from somewhere to replace the stool Feet, and because the stool is too short, the two long legs are stretched, in stark contrast to the straight upper body.

There is also a straight high-back chair in the room, which should be Zhou Botong himself, but it is empty now; a 45-degree reclining chair is probably used for reading leisure books. Foam flew from Erlang's legs.

"What did grandpa say just now?" I caught the point, and stared at Zhou Botong with piercing eyes.

Grandfather Zhou threw the drained soup bowl on the table: "My temple is too small to pretend to be a tall man who doesn't sit well..."

"No! In front," I said solemnly, "Why do you say you knocked on the door? If you have money to build the rudder port..."

"No money to make new shirts!" Zhou Botong flailed his paws wildly: "He clearly did the Zhongnanshan thing in Wudang Mountain! The disciples in Taohua Island don't even have decent clothes? Where did the money go? Think about the old Chinese New Year, talk Things that don’t count have never made a new shirt for me, and I have used mud to make people fool BLaBLa every year..."

This, is it a coincidence?It's Jiadan's fault, if he didn't bring Xibei Xiong to the Valley of Unrequited Love in a hurry, I believe Xibei Xibei would take the treasures of Peach Blossom Island as a gift.

Where is the doll?It won't be broken by Zhou Botong, right?My eyes are moving around and I can sense it. There are porcelain and pottery in the room, but none of them are dolls, and there are no fragments. Where can I throw them away in the middle of the night?

Zhou Botong patted the table: "Mo Ming, you son of a bitch! Sleep with me! Show me!"

Mo Ming Jiling jumped up and rubbed his eyes: "What?"

I smiled and said, "The puppet Dunru gave me, grandpa asked me to be the judge."

Mo Ming took out something from his pocket, I suddenly opened my eyes wide, it was really just made of mud, it wasn't too much!Understood, Xibei Xiong felt distressed and couldn't bear to part with the spar, or remembered that Chongyang Master always used this thing to fool Xiao Botong, so he drew a ladle like a gourd.In other words, this should be a very kind memory, why are you angry?

I solemnly took the clay puppet: "Officer groom, the great martial artist used every copper plate on the crenel. This is a sequelae from the previous life. About that small crenel, you didn't tell your master what it was for?"

Mo Ming held his head and said: "How dare you young ones? The old man doesn't believe it, we have to prove it with actions. Master, my disciple's ambition in this life is to do what your old man thinks he can't do. Look, how many people in this room The proposition of the believers is that everyone believes in your old man’s proposition, and there must be some people who believe it. No matter how many people believe it, let’s do it first and then talk about it.”

? ?He wasn't trying to figure out what to do, he just wanted to show off his mouth skills?Well, apart from taking his mother out of the valley, he has nothing important to do, and his mother doesn't want to leave yet.It's good, don't directly intervene in the battle for hegemony in the world, at least the Yuan and Song Dynasties didn't have the time to pay attention to him for quite a long time, and when the government and the public find out that he is a threat... "The Three Heroes of the Yang Family" first came out of the rivers and lakes dressed as people from the Western Regions. "Teacher" just wants to bring disaster to the west?

Yes, yes, the Western Region includes Central to Eastern Europe, Africa and America, etc. Except for the Three Khanates which are closer to the Yuan Kingdom, the rest of the land is full of chaotic tribes.

I smiled and said, "Grandpa, goodness is like water, we only preach one kind of idea, don't force people to accept it, don't call for beating and killing, Dunru, don't you think so?"

Xibei Xiong got up and poured a cup of tea for Grandpa Zhou, blinked and said: "Many people say that I am the reincarnation of Chongyang Daoist, so let it be, people can't go to the dark one way, knowing that killing and killing will not work, you have to find another way." Road. Mo Ming's 'Ming~Jiao' is very good, it is a clear road to enlightenment, and it takes time to grind the kung fu."

Yang Guo was very proud, and he recited my whole nursery rhyme.

I stopped and said, "I'll ask my grandfather to teach me another day. Haven't you seen the groom's eyelids fight with fatigue? Let's rest earlier."

Zhou Botong kicked Mo Ming, who was about to fall down and snore: "Stop! I have to sharpen the gun for the registered disciples before the battle, and I have to be comfortable with my hands and feet. Let's go, I want to sleep in Guzhu's mansion, tomorrow you have to accompany Xin Daughter-in-law, come back!"

back door?It should be back on the third day.By the way, the return time of the son-in-law and the new daughter-in-law in the Lue Challenge Arena collided. If the return ceremony was postponed, it would be inconvenient for Wu Shu to entertain guests as a housewife on March [-]rd.

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The next day, Yin Zhiping and Yang Guo didn't leave the valley, it means that tomorrow Yang Guo will take me to attend the "Jiji Ceremony" in Lu'e, and Yin Zhiping will not go.

This is what I suggested, anyway, Lue called me "sister", so I had better not go and have a face-to-face.As for the parents of the "Shi family", Lue didn't say that they would get married immediately after "recruiting a son-in-law in the ring". Yin's parents are the man in charge of the family, and it is not impolite for him not to attend the girl's ceremony.He stayed at home to prevent Xibei Xiong from eating cold pancakes for another day in confinement.

The three men slept until the sun was up, got up to see if there was nothing to do, went around and took out the thick bedding and thick clothes that had been nestled for a winter in the sun, coaxing and talking nonsense.

Suddenly there was a commotion at the entrance of the Valley of Love Flowers, and one could hear shouting "Qiu Qianchi takes his life" without using spiritual power!

I rushed out of the kitchen, only to see Yin Zhiping stop Xiao Longnv: "It's okay, I'm trapped in the 'death formation'."

I felt it a little, and sure enough, a group of boys and girls were circling in the sea of ​​love flowers about 300 meters away from Taniguchi.

Several old people guarding the valley looked helpless, and one said: "Please invite the owner of the valley." The other said: "The owner of the valley is busy. It doesn't matter, the father and son of the Shi family are in the valley." Someone looked around in Jier: "Boss, what are they doing? Still not coming?"...

I looked at Yin's parents, and Yang Guo coughed: "I heard that Wuyan would come here twice every three days in New Year's Eve, Botong was annoyed, so he set up a death formation, entered this formation by mistake, he couldn't get out, until he got leg cramps, The appearance of death is that the legs are swollen and the face is unwilling."

Yin Tu's nephew and grandson were embarrassed: "It was turned off later, and last night uncle said that someone would come to make trouble today, so it was turned on again."

Meowing meows, how could the "Father and Son of the Shi family" have the ability to lead people out of the formation of the gods?I can only destroy those love flowers, love flowers and fruits are so precious, don't do it!

Cha, it’s better to hurry up, I piled up my sleeves: "Brother, this is a great opportunity to preach, let's go!"

"What's the fun at the girl's house? An Fen brings a fragrant baby!" Brother Yang took out Yelu's mask and smiled evilly: "Dun Ru, put it on and pretend to be 'Uncle Shi', and figure out how to start the talk."

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