[Divine Condor] Human Armor on the Way Through
Chapter 137, 1 diarrhea
They were silent for a long time, Xibei Xiong suddenly said: "The Valley of Spiritual Qi, a good place!"
I grinned depressingly and called out to Da Diao with my heart.This guy went to Jianzhong to eat the Golden Snake Gallbladder, and it took a while to arrive. Once he arrived, he walked around the Xibei Bear dog-leggedly, croaking and expressing his willingness to do his best for Zhengxiu.
Xibei Xiong pointed at me: "She called you."
I hooked my lips and smiled: "I called for you, hurry back to Wudang Mountain, there is a long way to go!"——Xibei bear is the same as me~ the body has not yet united, and it must have been taken by Jiadan to climb Wanren Mountain today.When Jiadan left just now, he didn't follow, I guess he didn't want to show weakness in front of Jiadan, so let the big eagle work for him.
Xibei Xiong rubbed his face: "It's already this hour, why don't you go, I will be attending the wedding in two days."
"That's good." Suddenly I thought wrong, and I stared: "How can you explain that there is an extra person in the Shi family?"
The big eagle croaked: "I brought it! The divine eagle descended from the sky, congratulations...whose wedding?"
Xibei Xiong took out the elixir and stuffed it into its mouth, and said with a smile: "Brother Diao, I don't dare to work, I just have a private meeting with the groom. Cat, I didn't prepare a congratulatory gift, what can you do?"
I was stunned, rolled my eyes and said: "There are in Zhou Botong's big pit outside the Unfeeling Valley, including the jade comb you gave me, but it can't be given as a gift, it's not ordinary. Other jewelry...Zhu Ziliu Each of the pearls I gave me was engraved with 'Dali', and I can't erase them. Only the royal family can have that kind of pearls. There are also jewels that no one can recognize, and they are far away in the ancient tomb! The gifts of the 'Shijia' are daily necessities , the complete set can’t be dismantled. Why don’t you make a pair of dolls by yourself, and wish the newlyweds have a baby early?”
Xibei Xiong nodded, buried his head in the mud, and felt me with his heart: "Take the greedy carving away, and I will burn porcelain with crystal fire."
I couldn't help laughing, don't say it, the big eagle is really greedy. When it sees Xibei bear burn mud with spar, it can't do without jumping up and down.So I made an excuse to make a new panacea, and lured the greedy eagle to the Qixing estate.
It was already noon when I stepped out of the hermitage, I immediately sent a message to Yang Guo.
You ask why not send it to the main groom-to-be?I don't think Xibei Xiongxiong is interested in wine!It's not that I'm narcissistic, Xibei Xiong let go of me immediately, and shouldn't go to the Valley of Unfeeling, how embarrassing it is.
He was so interested in ancient tombs before, and he never went there, so his interest disappeared for nothing.I also told him that there is a cold jade bed there!Well, he has clairvoyance and knows that there is no natural spiritual energy there, but the spar produced in Kunlun Mountains is definitely better than Qinghuahai. He has participated in the Ming~teaching, why not go to the "Ming~jiao Holy Land" Kunlun Guangming Peak ?
Why don't you just ask him directly?Cha, he must have a good excuse, for example, the body and soul are not united now, so he dare not take risks or something.
Forget it, take one step at a time, this is also a kind of experience for Yang Guo, if he wants to embark on the path of self-cultivation, he can't even handle the relationship problem well, otherwise he will go back and experience calamities like me and Xibei Xiong.
Approaching the big kitchen, I saw the little dragon girl weeding and watering the vegetable field next to it bathed in the sun, Yin Zhiping was shaking Xiangya in his arms, an upside-down version of farmhouse fun.Long Niu is pretty hateful, she just ignores my warning and does whatever she wants.But her body is quite strong, and she has not had any pregnancy symptoms for almost a month, so I still dare not report the good news.
I ran up to report the news of Xibei Xiong's arrival—Xiao Longnv didn't like "Wu Dunru", so I should say hello in advance, so as not to make him angry when I met him.
While they were talking, Yang Guo and Zhou Botong came back, and they had a lot of Guzhong vegetarian ingredients in their hands.
Why didn't Mo Ming come?I went up to meet him and said in a low voice: "Dun Ru hasn't arrived yet, he will come to have dinner. Is Mo Ming busy? Where is Xin Lei? Is it dangerous to leave him?"
Da Diao was extremely active: "I'm going to protect Boy Xin! Where is it?"
Show off in broad daylight?I smiled and said, "No need, there are so many people who don't work hard, Brother Diao."
Zhou Botong on the other end proudly said: "Wu's house has collapsed, and the hairy toilet of the 'sweeping thousands of miles' will not be cured until tomorrow noon. Caterpillars that are overwhelmed, they will not know how bad they are if they don't clean them up."
Authentic old naughty boy's handwriting, I frowned: "Will there be revenge?"
Yang Guo gritted his teeth: "What's none of our business? They made trouble on their own!"
My ears of gossip were pricked up, Zhou Botong was in a good mood, and he revealed his secrets happily——Wu Yan saw his marriage fall apart, vented his anger on his two younger sisters at home, and was slapped by Elder Wu.Wu Wushao was furious, and gave his eldest sister "love drunk". This thing can kill people at worst, and make people sleep for ten and a half months at worst. Wu Shu can't be a bride anymore.But Wu Shu got Qiu Nvsha's personal biography, saw through it, and retaliated bitterly.She didn't have anything in her hand that was enough to vent her hatred without hurting her life. When she found the supernatural power, Zha Zhou gave her "a thousand miles away".However, Wu Yan's children's shoes are the elite of the Wu family, and they also saw through, and turned to the big pot of rice to make the whole family unlucky.Now Mo Ming went to make amends for his master and his fiancée and cure diarrhea to save others, so he couldn't come back.The Wu family's jokes have become well-known, Lue brought the candidate husband-in-law Xin Lei to Guzhu's mansion, claiming to prevent "a thousand miles from falling".
I laughed out loud, Mo Ming didn't incite the chaos, I cut off my head and gave him a kick!
After Zhou Botong finished gossip, he went to the kitchen to show off.Yang Guo took the initiative to help him, I had nothing to do, so I went to help Xiaolongnv.
The vegetable field is not far from the kitchen, they heard what was said just now, Xiao Longnv made a comment: "No wonder the owner of the valley doesn't want Wuyan."
Yin Zhiping shook Xiangya and said, "Who won't get caught up in the mouth? You can just take medicine and pay it back. We, Xiangwa, can't learn to be bad in the future."
I thought of Guo Fu and Li Mochou, and nodded my head: "Baby has to be taught well from a young age. If you make mistakes, you must be punished. You can't spoil them. Wait until you grow up and get into trouble. If you can't control it, there is no place to cry."
Da Diao suddenly said, "Where's the newly practiced panacea?"
Wow, I forgot about the elixir!This guy probably endured it for a long time, and couldn't bear it anymore.But how can I have a new panacea?It knows the old-fashioned panacea once it tastes it.
Suddenly sensed that Xibei bear had left the hermitage, I hurriedly said in spiritual language: "Xibei Zhengxiu is here, he doesn't know the way..."
Before the words were finished, the big eagle fluttered away with its wings, and my melancholy remained undiminished-the foodie will still ask for a new pill when he comes back!Meow meow, can the old pill be covered with a layer of aura?
In the distance, Xibei Xiong appeared in the setting sun, dressed in a rough sermon robe, with a signature style in a relaxed manner.Diao Diao was by his side like a follower, and he was a sycophant.
I couldn't bear to waste their beautiful looks, and called out: "Grandpa, here are the guests!"
Zhou Botong rushed out with a spatula in his hand, and opened his mouth wide: "Why did Brother Shen Diao bring you a piece of shit?"
"Presumptuous!!!" The servant eagle roared to kill.
Zhou Botong looted and fled, I hurriedly stopped the fierce eagle to do evil.
Yang Guo heard the commotion and ran out of the kitchen to join the lobbying ranks.The ferocious eagle man is relentless, vowing to beat Zhou Xiao who dared to offend Xibei Zhengxiu.
Xibei Xiong came to Shanshan: "Want to fight, not fight, we don't have the same knowledge as him."
The flattering eagle stopped immediately, proudly independent of its left foot, and raised its right paw.Yo, there is a "copper ring" on the leg!Meow meow, I have no intentions, the big eagle is Yang Guo's carver, I should take the little magic weapon bestowed by Jia Dan to give the eagle, but let Xibei Xiong be a good person.
Nonsence!It's nothing special, but it's just a small magic weapon. High-level storage rings are much better than this ring... But Ben Zhengxiu doesn't even have a low-level ring now, so he can only watch it scream!
It is said that Yin Zhiping saw that the turmoil finally subsided, and came over to say hello with Xiangya in his arms.
Xibei Xiong twirled three strands of false beard hanging down his chest to make a show of restraint: "Poverty Wuji has seen old benefactor Shi."
Yang Guo's face suddenly turned pale, and my heart skipped a beat, did the bastard come to make Yang Guo feel guilty?It's all my fault that my attention was diverted earlier, otherwise I would have stripped off his Taoist robe and pretended to be some mortal Taoist priest!
Yin Zhiping asked, "Why did you become a monk?"
Xibei Xiong was sad: "Otherwise, what should I do? Three steps and one temple, five steps and one temple, and laymen have to give up incense money wherever they go."
Yang Guo was obviously relieved, I gave Xibei Xiong a look of "you are sensible", and asked with a smile, "What about them?"
Xibei Xiong laughed: "Of course I did as the Romans did. I bought a rotten Taoist temple with only half a broken wall, rented some Susukida to make Taoist fields, built a grass shed as a workshop to make incense, and hired two people to open it in a few days." Mouth selling incense."
Yang Guo was puzzled: "Didn't it mean that there is a family in the mountains, and we settle down in the town?"
Xibei Xiong pouted: "I didn't go to see it in person before, but when I got there, I realized that there was a 'fairy elder' who lived in the firewood house. gone."
Yang Guo cursed: "The virtue of being a monk is all fake Taoist priests!"
"It's easy to fish in muddy water." I waved my finger in the direction: "Talk in the room. I think it's because the three religions and nine streams are all over the mountain, and it's not a strategic location, so it won't be affected by the fire of war." —— Zhong Nanshan also occupied it, right? The strategic location is cheap, and the Yuan army is too lazy to encircle and suppress the mountains against the flag.
Yin Zhiping looked back at the little dragon girl who was tending the vegetable field, a little hesitant, it seemed that he was still in love with "emphasis on sex and despise friends".
Xibei Xiong hugged Xiangya in a familiar way, and praised: "It is double and strong, and it is easy to get through three disasters and eight difficulties."
Xiang Ya squinted her eyes and blew bubbles, the little guy has a problem, he doesn't recognize anyone, and anyone who hugs him looks stinky.
Step into the kitchen, but the smell of vegetables is overflowing.In order not to eat delicious food in an embarrassing atmosphere, I warmed the goat milk while touting my supernatural powers to get the milk goat.The big eagle was dissatisfied, saying that two sheep count as a P, and tomorrow it will catch ten or eight of them!I hastened to praise it for its invincibility, saying that it would have to work hard for the two dairy goats when they stopped producing milk.
Xibei Xiong burst out laughing, and said in a spiritual language, "What do you do all day long?"
I don't want him to speak a language that only the three of us can hear, croaking the latest situation in the valley.
Unexpectedly, after only a few words, Zhou Botong interrupted forcefully: "The great martial artist plans to live permanently?"
Yang Guo answered quickly: "The rudder port has just opened, and the first relationship is with Dun Confucian, and he has to help take care of one or two."
Xibei Xiong stretched his waist: "It's almost settled, I will go out with Mo Ming to have a look in a few days."
He's meow!I blurted out: "Don't pay, the owner's fiancé is coming tomorrow, so it's inconvenient for you to stay."
Zhou Botong turned his head and glared at me angrily: "Xin Lei won't come! He went directly to the arena from the Valley Lord's Mansion. Even if he came, wouldn't there be a single person hidden in such a big place like Love Flower Valley?"
You idiot, why are you defending that scumbag like this? How can he be your reincarnated brother?
It's a pity that these words can only rot in my own stomach!It's no good to lie, present world newspaper!
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I grinned depressingly and called out to Da Diao with my heart.This guy went to Jianzhong to eat the Golden Snake Gallbladder, and it took a while to arrive. Once he arrived, he walked around the Xibei Bear dog-leggedly, croaking and expressing his willingness to do his best for Zhengxiu.
Xibei Xiong pointed at me: "She called you."
I hooked my lips and smiled: "I called for you, hurry back to Wudang Mountain, there is a long way to go!"——Xibei bear is the same as me~ the body has not yet united, and it must have been taken by Jiadan to climb Wanren Mountain today.When Jiadan left just now, he didn't follow, I guess he didn't want to show weakness in front of Jiadan, so let the big eagle work for him.
Xibei Xiong rubbed his face: "It's already this hour, why don't you go, I will be attending the wedding in two days."
"That's good." Suddenly I thought wrong, and I stared: "How can you explain that there is an extra person in the Shi family?"
The big eagle croaked: "I brought it! The divine eagle descended from the sky, congratulations...whose wedding?"
Xibei Xiong took out the elixir and stuffed it into its mouth, and said with a smile: "Brother Diao, I don't dare to work, I just have a private meeting with the groom. Cat, I didn't prepare a congratulatory gift, what can you do?"
I was stunned, rolled my eyes and said: "There are in Zhou Botong's big pit outside the Unfeeling Valley, including the jade comb you gave me, but it can't be given as a gift, it's not ordinary. Other jewelry...Zhu Ziliu Each of the pearls I gave me was engraved with 'Dali', and I can't erase them. Only the royal family can have that kind of pearls. There are also jewels that no one can recognize, and they are far away in the ancient tomb! The gifts of the 'Shijia' are daily necessities , the complete set can’t be dismantled. Why don’t you make a pair of dolls by yourself, and wish the newlyweds have a baby early?”
Xibei Xiong nodded, buried his head in the mud, and felt me with his heart: "Take the greedy carving away, and I will burn porcelain with crystal fire."
I couldn't help laughing, don't say it, the big eagle is really greedy. When it sees Xibei bear burn mud with spar, it can't do without jumping up and down.So I made an excuse to make a new panacea, and lured the greedy eagle to the Qixing estate.
It was already noon when I stepped out of the hermitage, I immediately sent a message to Yang Guo.
You ask why not send it to the main groom-to-be?I don't think Xibei Xiongxiong is interested in wine!It's not that I'm narcissistic, Xibei Xiong let go of me immediately, and shouldn't go to the Valley of Unfeeling, how embarrassing it is.
He was so interested in ancient tombs before, and he never went there, so his interest disappeared for nothing.I also told him that there is a cold jade bed there!Well, he has clairvoyance and knows that there is no natural spiritual energy there, but the spar produced in Kunlun Mountains is definitely better than Qinghuahai. He has participated in the Ming~teaching, why not go to the "Ming~jiao Holy Land" Kunlun Guangming Peak ?
Why don't you just ask him directly?Cha, he must have a good excuse, for example, the body and soul are not united now, so he dare not take risks or something.
Forget it, take one step at a time, this is also a kind of experience for Yang Guo, if he wants to embark on the path of self-cultivation, he can't even handle the relationship problem well, otherwise he will go back and experience calamities like me and Xibei Xiong.
Approaching the big kitchen, I saw the little dragon girl weeding and watering the vegetable field next to it bathed in the sun, Yin Zhiping was shaking Xiangya in his arms, an upside-down version of farmhouse fun.Long Niu is pretty hateful, she just ignores my warning and does whatever she wants.But her body is quite strong, and she has not had any pregnancy symptoms for almost a month, so I still dare not report the good news.
I ran up to report the news of Xibei Xiong's arrival—Xiao Longnv didn't like "Wu Dunru", so I should say hello in advance, so as not to make him angry when I met him.
While they were talking, Yang Guo and Zhou Botong came back, and they had a lot of Guzhong vegetarian ingredients in their hands.
Why didn't Mo Ming come?I went up to meet him and said in a low voice: "Dun Ru hasn't arrived yet, he will come to have dinner. Is Mo Ming busy? Where is Xin Lei? Is it dangerous to leave him?"
Da Diao was extremely active: "I'm going to protect Boy Xin! Where is it?"
Show off in broad daylight?I smiled and said, "No need, there are so many people who don't work hard, Brother Diao."
Zhou Botong on the other end proudly said: "Wu's house has collapsed, and the hairy toilet of the 'sweeping thousands of miles' will not be cured until tomorrow noon. Caterpillars that are overwhelmed, they will not know how bad they are if they don't clean them up."
Authentic old naughty boy's handwriting, I frowned: "Will there be revenge?"
Yang Guo gritted his teeth: "What's none of our business? They made trouble on their own!"
My ears of gossip were pricked up, Zhou Botong was in a good mood, and he revealed his secrets happily——Wu Yan saw his marriage fall apart, vented his anger on his two younger sisters at home, and was slapped by Elder Wu.Wu Wushao was furious, and gave his eldest sister "love drunk". This thing can kill people at worst, and make people sleep for ten and a half months at worst. Wu Shu can't be a bride anymore.But Wu Shu got Qiu Nvsha's personal biography, saw through it, and retaliated bitterly.She didn't have anything in her hand that was enough to vent her hatred without hurting her life. When she found the supernatural power, Zha Zhou gave her "a thousand miles away".However, Wu Yan's children's shoes are the elite of the Wu family, and they also saw through, and turned to the big pot of rice to make the whole family unlucky.Now Mo Ming went to make amends for his master and his fiancée and cure diarrhea to save others, so he couldn't come back.The Wu family's jokes have become well-known, Lue brought the candidate husband-in-law Xin Lei to Guzhu's mansion, claiming to prevent "a thousand miles from falling".
I laughed out loud, Mo Ming didn't incite the chaos, I cut off my head and gave him a kick!
After Zhou Botong finished gossip, he went to the kitchen to show off.Yang Guo took the initiative to help him, I had nothing to do, so I went to help Xiaolongnv.
The vegetable field is not far from the kitchen, they heard what was said just now, Xiao Longnv made a comment: "No wonder the owner of the valley doesn't want Wuyan."
Yin Zhiping shook Xiangya and said, "Who won't get caught up in the mouth? You can just take medicine and pay it back. We, Xiangwa, can't learn to be bad in the future."
I thought of Guo Fu and Li Mochou, and nodded my head: "Baby has to be taught well from a young age. If you make mistakes, you must be punished. You can't spoil them. Wait until you grow up and get into trouble. If you can't control it, there is no place to cry."
Da Diao suddenly said, "Where's the newly practiced panacea?"
Wow, I forgot about the elixir!This guy probably endured it for a long time, and couldn't bear it anymore.But how can I have a new panacea?It knows the old-fashioned panacea once it tastes it.
Suddenly sensed that Xibei bear had left the hermitage, I hurriedly said in spiritual language: "Xibei Zhengxiu is here, he doesn't know the way..."
Before the words were finished, the big eagle fluttered away with its wings, and my melancholy remained undiminished-the foodie will still ask for a new pill when he comes back!Meow meow, can the old pill be covered with a layer of aura?
In the distance, Xibei Xiong appeared in the setting sun, dressed in a rough sermon robe, with a signature style in a relaxed manner.Diao Diao was by his side like a follower, and he was a sycophant.
I couldn't bear to waste their beautiful looks, and called out: "Grandpa, here are the guests!"
Zhou Botong rushed out with a spatula in his hand, and opened his mouth wide: "Why did Brother Shen Diao bring you a piece of shit?"
"Presumptuous!!!" The servant eagle roared to kill.
Zhou Botong looted and fled, I hurriedly stopped the fierce eagle to do evil.
Yang Guo heard the commotion and ran out of the kitchen to join the lobbying ranks.The ferocious eagle man is relentless, vowing to beat Zhou Xiao who dared to offend Xibei Zhengxiu.
Xibei Xiong came to Shanshan: "Want to fight, not fight, we don't have the same knowledge as him."
The flattering eagle stopped immediately, proudly independent of its left foot, and raised its right paw.Yo, there is a "copper ring" on the leg!Meow meow, I have no intentions, the big eagle is Yang Guo's carver, I should take the little magic weapon bestowed by Jia Dan to give the eagle, but let Xibei Xiong be a good person.
Nonsence!It's nothing special, but it's just a small magic weapon. High-level storage rings are much better than this ring... But Ben Zhengxiu doesn't even have a low-level ring now, so he can only watch it scream!
It is said that Yin Zhiping saw that the turmoil finally subsided, and came over to say hello with Xiangya in his arms.
Xibei Xiong twirled three strands of false beard hanging down his chest to make a show of restraint: "Poverty Wuji has seen old benefactor Shi."
Yang Guo's face suddenly turned pale, and my heart skipped a beat, did the bastard come to make Yang Guo feel guilty?It's all my fault that my attention was diverted earlier, otherwise I would have stripped off his Taoist robe and pretended to be some mortal Taoist priest!
Yin Zhiping asked, "Why did you become a monk?"
Xibei Xiong was sad: "Otherwise, what should I do? Three steps and one temple, five steps and one temple, and laymen have to give up incense money wherever they go."
Yang Guo was obviously relieved, I gave Xibei Xiong a look of "you are sensible", and asked with a smile, "What about them?"
Xibei Xiong laughed: "Of course I did as the Romans did. I bought a rotten Taoist temple with only half a broken wall, rented some Susukida to make Taoist fields, built a grass shed as a workshop to make incense, and hired two people to open it in a few days." Mouth selling incense."
Yang Guo was puzzled: "Didn't it mean that there is a family in the mountains, and we settle down in the town?"
Xibei Xiong pouted: "I didn't go to see it in person before, but when I got there, I realized that there was a 'fairy elder' who lived in the firewood house. gone."
Yang Guo cursed: "The virtue of being a monk is all fake Taoist priests!"
"It's easy to fish in muddy water." I waved my finger in the direction: "Talk in the room. I think it's because the three religions and nine streams are all over the mountain, and it's not a strategic location, so it won't be affected by the fire of war." —— Zhong Nanshan also occupied it, right? The strategic location is cheap, and the Yuan army is too lazy to encircle and suppress the mountains against the flag.
Yin Zhiping looked back at the little dragon girl who was tending the vegetable field, a little hesitant, it seemed that he was still in love with "emphasis on sex and despise friends".
Xibei Xiong hugged Xiangya in a familiar way, and praised: "It is double and strong, and it is easy to get through three disasters and eight difficulties."
Xiang Ya squinted her eyes and blew bubbles, the little guy has a problem, he doesn't recognize anyone, and anyone who hugs him looks stinky.
Step into the kitchen, but the smell of vegetables is overflowing.In order not to eat delicious food in an embarrassing atmosphere, I warmed the goat milk while touting my supernatural powers to get the milk goat.The big eagle was dissatisfied, saying that two sheep count as a P, and tomorrow it will catch ten or eight of them!I hastened to praise it for its invincibility, saying that it would have to work hard for the two dairy goats when they stopped producing milk.
Xibei Xiong burst out laughing, and said in a spiritual language, "What do you do all day long?"
I don't want him to speak a language that only the three of us can hear, croaking the latest situation in the valley.
Unexpectedly, after only a few words, Zhou Botong interrupted forcefully: "The great martial artist plans to live permanently?"
Yang Guo answered quickly: "The rudder port has just opened, and the first relationship is with Dun Confucian, and he has to help take care of one or two."
Xibei Xiong stretched his waist: "It's almost settled, I will go out with Mo Ming to have a look in a few days."
He's meow!I blurted out: "Don't pay, the owner's fiancé is coming tomorrow, so it's inconvenient for you to stay."
Zhou Botong turned his head and glared at me angrily: "Xin Lei won't come! He went directly to the arena from the Valley Lord's Mansion. Even if he came, wouldn't there be a single person hidden in such a big place like Love Flower Valley?"
You idiot, why are you defending that scumbag like this? How can he be your reincarnated brother?
It's a pity that these words can only rot in my own stomach!It's no good to lie, present world newspaper!
The author has something to say:
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