[Divine Condor] Human Armor on the Way Through

Chapter 129, Only women and villains are difficult to raise

The New Year's Eve was very ecstatic, Guo League Leader took Lei Meng away early in the morning, saying that he would celebrate the New Year with the soldiers.

Then I unfortunately heard Princess Rong cry. This was the first time I heard her cry. It was not a woman begging for mercy, but a weak sob that was extremely suppressed.The others probably didn't notice, what to do, made me feel lonely.You ask me why I don't complain to Xibei Xiong?I'm afraid that he will not be happy to disclose this matter. Men are most afraid of women crying.

Today I don’t need to visit the courtyard—four males; I don’t need to cook—the apprentice of Master Chef Zhou.

I actively wash up to distract myself.It is said that after returning from Yuanying, I have not been busy with this matter, and I have accumulated some clothes.Both Xibei Xiong and Lu Wushuang came to help, recreating the grand scene of the fire grate discharge in the corridor one day.

I reminded Lu Wushuang that Miss Fu would have physical needs, be careful that she would dirty the bed, and Xibei Xiong ordered Lu Wushuang to return to the room every half hour to take care of her.

The steaming hallway was foggy, Lu Wushuang complained in a low voice about the savageness of the young lady, implicitly implying that the young lady said that she would castrate Wu Erhuo who dared to empathize with others.I was very surprised, why didn't I hear it with my sharp ears?

I decided to verify that gossip is urgently needed to improve the quality of life in the hazy and snowy weather.

While Xibei Xiong went to fetch water from the well in the inner courtyard, I put away [-]% of the sheets in the prison house and rushed into the second door.

With a slight push, the door of the ear room opened with a "squeak", and the cold wind rushed in. The little beauty on the couch had her eyebrows sculpted upside down and her red lips were half parted, but she couldn't make a sound or move.

I stood by the door stupidly—two pots of charcoal fire were set up in the ear room, and the sunken wood and lacquer carved couch was covered with layers of fur, tiger skin, bear skin, fox skin, and various animal skins I didn’t know...Color matching Bright and extravagant.A woman sits recliningly among a bunch of colors, her back is softly leaned against by tassels embroidered with gold threads, her black hair is high and her gold skirt is inserted, her cheeks are dyed with rouge and her lips are pouty, she is wearing a cotton forged fur coat, the lower half of her body is covered The thick unknown fur cloak looks like the beauty in the painting entering the hut.

With a snot of sympathy, no one can say that Lu Niu is not serving her wholeheartedly, but if Guo Niu is comfortable, I will cut off her head and give her a kick.Not to mention that too much carbon fire will cause poisoning and dizziness. This point is fixed for the immobile, and the Ruanjinsan just makes people feel weak.

But women and villains are difficult to raise. Guo Niu met Lu Niu and she was kicked to the iron plate.Having said that, even if Lu Wushuang really tried his best to serve her, he would not be able to please her in the end.

Guo Fu didn't freeze into a zombie, at least her facial muscles could move.Seeing my eyes straighten, her red lips pursed, her beautiful eyes rolled, her tears were about to drop, she suddenly transformed into Sister Lin!

I was so shocked that I no longer had any interest in inquiring gossip, so I threw the sheet on the couch from a distance, closed the door and left.

Meowing, Princess Rong is so solemn and clear, Guo Niu could not have learned from her mother, nor could she have learned from Ke Zhen'e, an old man in the market, her alternative master needs to be further discovered.

Lu Wushuang shook a piece of wrung-out clothes, looked back with a smile and said, "What's wrong with Sanxia Yang?"

I stupidly responded: "I'm meditating."

Lu Wushuang burst into laughter: "Sanxia Yang is so good at talking."

I shuddered: "I can't speak and I'm stupid, don't think that I told you to take care of Miss Guo, that's what Brother Wu meant..."

Xibei Xiong, why did you come back so quickly?I giggled: "I did it! I did all the bad things, and others did all the good things. Just reward me for whatever scapegoat you have, and don't worry that I won't be able to bear it!"

Mo Ming poked his head out from the kitchen: "For the sake of your sudden awakening, I will reward you with a meal, so hurry up and eat your work."

I sneaked into the kitchen obediently, not bad, although the main meal is the New Year's Eve dinner at night, but the lunch is also vegetarian.

Yang Guo patrolled the yard in the afternoon and slept in the bear room, and when he woke up after smelling the fragrance, he ran into the kitchen.Mo Ming was very happy, saying that he was afraid of disturbing him, so he had not fulfilled his mission commitment, and this meeting was just right, and he had to cook New Year's Eve dinner in the afternoon.

Yang Guo was startled and stopped sharply.Mo Ming was stubborn: "If we don't dare to open an altar here, how can we travel all over the world? Look at the elder brother!"

I saw the future leader moved a chair and ran out of Guo's room, sat with his back to the door, and then knocked open the door with his backhand, shaking his head and speaking like a loud bell, and said: "In Xiayang Dingtian, I will give a lecture on "The Analects of Women" for the daughter of Guo's daughter who is grounded. ".'As a woman, first learn how to stand up, the way to stand up, but to be chaste' This means BLaBLa...'Insulting the family style, hurting the parents. Destroying oneself, making him a laughing stock' This means BLaBLa...' The five-watch rooster sings, unpacks clothes, gathers firewood for a fire, and goes to the kitchen early' This is about BLaBLa..."

I was dumbfounded. How can this kid memorize stuff that only women can learn?Brother Yang is second?No, the future leader reads a few sentences from this book to play, but why would he carry a copy of "The Analects of Confucius" with him?

Xibei Xiong snickered, and explained his doubts in a low voice: "The other day Marshal Lu came, Princess Rong invited us to the inner courtyard for dinner, and he asked for a copy, saying that he would take it back to educate the barbarian daughter-in-law."

Excited, Yang Guo grinned to his ear: "I've studied "The Female Ring" in depth, and I'll start the next lesson!"

Xibei Xiong shook his head solemnly: "Brother Yang's voice-changing skills are top-notch. You can do a few simple sentences, but you will lose your accent if you speak too much."

Yang Guo's widowed mother ran around the world since she was a child, and her accent was very mixed. Yang Guo also spoke with a southern accent, especially some syllables with a strong personal color, and he would not forget even those with sharp ears.I didn't think it was a big deal before, so I didn't help him correct it. Who would have thought that one day he would shoulder the important task of pretending to be a ghost?So I squinted my eyes and nose, and signaled him to say less mistakes and less mistakes.

Yang Guo refused to give up: "Where is the chili and peanut fried pile? Bring all the hot ones!"

I was confused in the wind: "Don't make your voice hoarse, right? Self-torture is wrong, just put two jujubes in your mouth, how comfortable you can talk while eating a cup of tea and a dish of jujubes."

Yang Guo thought so, and announced that he would be on duty before the New Year's Eve dinner.

After a while, Yeluqi got off work for dinner, and listened to Mo Ming's preaching for a while, saying that he could not do this sacred act, so he consciously took an extra shift and patrolled the courtyard in the middle of the night.As soon as I heard this, I quickly informed Mo Ming and asked him to finish it quickly so as not to affect Yeluqi Hulu.

Mo Ming said bluntly: "Let's talk about this for today, please let Guo's daughter understand it more carefully." After saying that, he stood up, turned around, gave a deep salute, and unlocked Guo Niu's Ya point from the air.

The expected cursing didn't ring out, and the eldest lady asked coquettishly: "Hero Yang, do your female family members learn "The Analects of Confucius"?"

"Naturally!" Mo Ming held his head high, taking the opportunity to smear himself: "Three wives, four concubines and the five daughters below have to learn."

Guo Fu's voice became even more coquettish: "Three wives and four concubines, so they also have three wives and four concubines, right? Are you driven out by wild men and have no land, so you came to Xiangyang to beg for food?"

Another boy might go crazy, but Mo Ming's skill at being scolded is deeper than Lu Niu's. He is a boy, and he grew up bathed in his mother's scolding. The first thing to do afterward is to rectify the family tradition, if the wife is not worthy to divorce, the concubine is not worthy to sell, and the female is not worthy to be immersed in the pond."

Guo Fu laughed loudly: "What a dipping pond! Mother is not good..."

The mother is Mo Ming's Achilles' heel, so she immediately volleyed on the young lady's dumb acupoint, and scolded: "Son, don't say anything about your superiors! All good and filial piety are the first, and all evil and adultery are the first! What you have done, passers-by spurn you, and live on in the world!" , in vain wearing human skin..."

I hastily dragged him back, and said softly: "Drink quickly, the younger brother has infinite admiration for the courage of the elder brother to face the stubborn stone. Victory or defeat is a common matter in military affairs. It's not worthwhile to piss yourself off. No one will cook the New Year's Eve dinner."

Mo Ming huffed and said, "Brother, you are overthinking your own capabilities. I have a deep understanding of the reason for your fear of war."

I feel sorry for Guo Fu. Guo Fu has been locked up in the second ear room for several days. Princess Rong has not come to visit once. Before that, she allowed Guo Juxia to isolate her daughter from the martial arts alliance. Because her doting on Guo Fu is so unbelievable, She must have been heartbroken. I'm afraid it wasn't an accident that Guo Fu almost killed her three times. Let's see if she will invite Guo Fu to celebrate the New Year together today.

I quietly informed Xibei Xiong and asked him to remind Lu Wushuang to serve Guo Fu more carefully: Taohua Island has always helped relatives and ignored them. What they can do by themselves must never be done by others. Once they are angered, they will tear everyone apart. .

At the beginning of Youshi ([-]:[-] p.m.), Xibei Xiong went to kowtow to Princess Rong, and we all kowtowed "ancestors" to the air, and then the New Year's Eve dinner in the outer courtyard, Yeluqi and Lu Wushuang finished eating, one patrolled the courtyard and the other went back to the house to be a maid .

Yang Guo came back, after making up the kowtow ceremony, he excitedly picked up the chair and said that he was going to start the class.

Mo Ming stared at him in disbelief, and he said calmly: "Who told you to let her talk? Look at me! Little San'er help me add tea."

I thought about it, it was no big deal if Guo Fu recognized Yang Guo, and she couldn't get out.As for Princess Rong, if she knew about it, I believe she would turn a blind eye.

So under Yang Guo's command, we moved a pot of charcoal fire, put wooden sticks beside it, put snacks and side dishes on the sticks, warmed hot tea and wine on the fire, put thick cotton pads on the wooden chairs, and took a pot from the gate. A lantern hangs in the door corner of the cell.Then he opened the door of Guo's house and poured cold air in, while Yang Guo smiled and spoke comfortably.Don't mention it, the broken boy has a rough voice, and he sounds like he is in his thirties.

But I heard "Yang Erxia" talk about women as tiles and men as jade, claiming that tiles are more practical than jade, which means that daughters are more capable and able to endure hardships than sons, so what should be done as a daughter.

During the period, I acted as a girl to pour tea and wine, and Yang Guo talked all the way until he couldn't hold back his urine.

I don't know if it's because of the class opening effect, Princess Rong didn't call her daughter to have a New Year's Eve dinner, and didn't bring food, but let Guo Fu get a taste of the craftsmanship of a master chef.

The New Year's Eve passed amidst the sound of lectures, and since then the buddies and sisters have found new fun.

It is said that it is difficult to play chess and cards in an environment where the Yuan army is besieging the city and the masters of the Yuan state attack at any time. It is better to do something related to teaching. Although Miss Guo is unlikely to be taught, we can practice eloquence.

Flash forward to the twelfth day of the lunar new year, at noon, I suddenly heard the sound of cannons at the top of the city, followed by loud firecrackers.

The whole body of the lecturers eating tense, they all sprang out and flew over the upper room-firecrackers are indispensable during the Chinese New Year, and this is the most convenient way to cover the attackers, let alone the cannons go off first today.

But seeing the horse galloping along the street, the warrior immediately shouted: "Hezhou victory!!!"

Xibei Xiong and I looked at each other. According to the official history, Meng Ge died in Hezhou, did he go the old way?

Hearing the sound of the cloud board again, thousands of martial arts masters roared through the city: "Yeluyan, the female general of Xiaoqi, went out in mourning at the thirtieth year of the year, and Wanqi flew to Hezhou to attack the Yuan camp by surprise! Brother Meng was seriously injured, and the Yuan army retreated!"

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