magic in heroes

I believe that many of the readers here must have raised such doubts: "Skaman Newt, do you usually communicate with people in this world in Japanese?"

Yes!I do speak Japanese!

This is thanks to Mr. Guan Jia of my family. He is of English-Japanese mixed race and likes to teach me Japanese when he is bored.Gradually, I also mastered the language.

but!The mastery I am talking about is limited to daily communication!As a foreigner, I really don't know anything about ancient Japanese poetry!This is also the reason why I want to skip Chinese class so much...

In Xiongying, there are three classes that will kill me: Chinese, history and physics.

Let's talk about Chinese first.In each class, we have to recite and appreciate articles and poems (articles here include ancient and modern essays, and poems include Chinese Tang poetry and Song poetry and Japanese haiku).

You might say: "This sounds easy, and it's a class that can be taught with just water!"

No, it's not for me.

Probably out of caring for me as a foreigner, the teacher of the Cement Department "takes care" of me very much - every class will definitely wake me up to read poetry for everyone... This is a public execution!If I don't look up the dictionary and follow All Might to learn the pronunciation when I'm previewing at home, then I can only learn Siri in front of the whole class.

Then there is history, the history of the world is okay (most of it is the same as mine), but what is the history of heroes?The most incredible thing is that whenever the teacher of the cement department (yes, he also teaches history, I may not agree with him) asks questions about heroes, everyone in the class raises their hands to answer, especially Green Valley. Izuku-san, every answer is like the upper body of Wikipedia!If the teacher doesn't tell him to stop, he can keep talking...

The last is physics, the natural enemy of wizards.Who knows what principle Muggle cars use to move!I am a true zero-based physics student. At the beginning of the chapter, Uncle Aizawa talked about current and voltage.Every time I go to a physics class, I am often in a state of "listening carefully on the surface, but in fact my heart is already barren".

But Mr. Aizawa is really friendly in class. In order to save sleep time, he never asked any students to answer questions. Most of the time he spent in his sleeping bag.He won't even talk about "knowledge that he thinks is simple" and let us read books by ourselves.

How can I understand this?

Probably because my face is too pale, the kind 800 million will try to spare time to help me with physics. Over time, Green Valley and Iida also joined in I can understand this napkin).

When it comes to the topic of the lecture, I suddenly remembered that one weekend, I was stunned by a physics problem.At this time, All Might came over humming a little song after washing the dishes.Knowing that I was stuck in physics, he picked up my homework book very confidently.

"Don't worry, Scarman girl! Even though I have graduated for a long time, I still can't solve the physics problems in high school!"

Sure enough, it didn't take long for All Might to figure out the answer and happily explained the problem to me.But when talking about the last few steps, Green Valley suddenly came.

"Excuse me, I'm here to help feed the magical beasts... All Might! What are you doing?"

"Ah, I'm teaching physics to the Scarman girl," the blond uncle said proudly, "After so many years, I'm still young!"

"As expected of All Might!" Lvgu walked to us with a smile, leaned over to see what kind of problem, and then his smile gradually froze, "Oh, All Might? I figured out this problem The answer is 20V..."

"20V? Isn't it 15V?"

"No, no, no...Maybe I made a mistake, I'll do the calculation again..."

Green Valley pulled a piece of draft paper casually, bent over and picked up a pen to quickly calculate, chanting various formulas in his mouth, and Olmert also tilted his head to watch Green Valley's steps.After two or three minutes, the result came out - 3V.

"I made a mistake?!" The blond hero nodded, and compared his draft paper with Green Valley's, "No, shouldn't there be an equation here?"

"But there are two unknowns that are too difficult to solve. I think it is better to calculate them separately."

The next thing is the dialogue between the gods, I can't understand what they are arguing at all.Ten minutes passed, and neither of them could convince the other.In the end, All Might tactfully called Mr. Aizawa, and said, "Aizawa-kun? Sorry to bother you, can you tell me the answer to question XX of XX volume?"

Probably Aizawa-sensei was stunned when he received the call, and after a few seconds he asked, "Are you Scarman? You thought you could trick me into asking for an answer by changing your voice."

Me: The baby is wronged...

But in the end All Might got the answer, unfortunately, his 15V was wrong.This is embarrassing.But for the first hero, it's just a small scene.

"It's true that blue is better than blue! Scarman girl, you have to learn from Green Valley boy! I'm going to take a bath first, hahahahaha!"

Cough, far away.

In short, the midterm exam is bound to be painful.When Hong Jiaodong said calmly: "The exam is not difficult, you can pass it by listening carefully", I really wanted to give him a "forget it all".

What should come will always come, and the day of the exam has finally arrived.Exam for three days.On the first day, Chinese in the morning (I’m so cold if I can’t understand the article), mathematics in the afternoon (wizards need mathematics to learn astrology, so I can still pass); the second morning is comprehensive (including history) , Hero laws, strategy formulation... I tried my best), and in the afternoon, I will be comprehensive (I am good at mixing potions, so chemistry is okay, biology is very simple, physics... er... multiple-choice questions rely on turning pencils for divination, big questions rely on Intuition); the third morning is English (simple), and in the afternoon, it is the basic combat of heroes.

Mr. Aizawa (this person didn't invigilate the exam seriously at all, lying on the ground fishing for fish the whole time) said lazily after collecting the roll paper: "I'm going to USJ in the afternoon, gather at the school bus stop at two o'clock, and change into a full set of combat uniforms."

A full set of battle suits?

In the past few days, I have been wearing a cloak over my sportswear in the actual combat class. Do I have to wear a full suit this time?Wearing that little suit that looks like it's going to the Yule Ball?

don't...

Seeing Mr. Aizawa's confused look, he probably doesn't know what my battle uniform looks like.

(1:45)

"Scamman Newt! Do you think a cloak can fool me?! I'll give you 5 minutes, go back and change me into a full battle suit!"

"Huh? So Newt still has a full set of battle suits? I thought you really only drew a cloak on paper!"

"..."

Oh, so he knew.

—————Boundary line————

Some people, seemingly alive, are actually dead.

"Please, don't stare at me anymore...it's just a suit..." Scarman pulled the brim of his hat low, trying to block Zhu Tong's hot gaze.

"But you're really handsome!" Ashdo snapped a few more photos with his mobile phone, "You really look like a great magician on stage! The kind where pigeons fly out as soon as you take off your hat!"

"Looking at it this way, Newt looks like a young lady! Did you design this yourself?" Ye Yin asked.

"No...it's a fraud. The seller didn't give what the buyer wanted at all...If possible, I would like to give a bad review to the auxiliary department."

"what?"

At one end of the car, the girls chat happily, while at the other end of the car...

"Why! Why do people who are female want to grab girls from me! I also want to wear a small suit, damn it!"

"Give it up, Mineta, you won't have that effect in a suit."

"Tch, dress like a clown going on stage!"

"Don't say that, Bakugo, that suit suits Newt's personality very well!"

"Well, it matches her hero's name very well," Wei Bai said, "but why doesn't Scarman want to wear it? Isn't this the battle suit she designed herself?"

"Also, maybe the drawing on the design drawing is different?" Lu Gu laughed a few times.

In fact, he was also shocked. He had seen Newt's design drawings, and he also felt that there was nothing wrong with the sentence "can be modified" (because the well-behaved Green Valley kid also wrote this sentence on his design drawings), As a result, it was repaired like this!Not knowing who made the clothes for Newt, Green Valley silently rejoiced that his design drawings did not fall into the hands of that person.Thinking about it this way, Newt was really pitiful.

"Green Valley, have you seen Scarman's blueprint?"

"Ah, um...Newt came to my house to discuss the design of the battle suit, so..."

"To your house?" Hong lowered his head thoughtfully, "You two have such a good relationship."

"It's just friends helping each other!" The boy who realized that he had said too much blushed instantly.He quickly glanced around. Fortunately, the girls were obsessed with Newt's suit and didn't respond to this side, but the boys around heard it. The expressions of Sero and Mineta gradually went gossip, and Bakugou was staring at him viciously as if The next second will give him a bang bang.

In order to get out of the suffering, the clever Lvgu changed the subject with an awkward smile, and asked worriedly to the blond boy who shrank in the front row and shut himself up: "Student Shangming, are you okay? Since you got on the bus just now His face is very pale."

Shangming didn't turn his head, his whole body seemed to be castrated: "Not good... I decided... I will study mathematics hard in the future..."

"It's true that the math test was a bit over the mark this time," Iida, who was sitting next to him, comforted him, "but it's not the time to give up on yourself. We will be in USJ soon, and the practical test is still waiting for us!"

"Speaking of which, since you're going to USJ, it's very likely that you're going to take the exam for rescue... Sigh, my personality is not suitable for saving people at all, and I might hurt others..." Kirishima looked at his hardened arm and muttered He murmured, but then quickly turned his head, and said to the people around him with a bright face: "But in comparison, Bakugo's personality is more likely to hurt the masses."

"Huh? For this kind of thing, I just need to find a place where no one is around and blow up the enemy!"

"You are really naive."

"You want to fight, yin and yang face!?"

"Stop! No fighting is allowed in the car!"

(10 minutes later)

The door of USJ is once again opened for Class A students. No. 13 stood at the door and waved to everyone.

In fact, rescue training has been done many times, and the students felt a little relieved when they entered this familiar room.

The students consciously stood in two rows in front of No. 13, waiting for him to announce the content of the exam.

"Many students have already guessed it. This time we are taking the test of rescue. There are 21 candidates, and the test room is determined by drawing lots. 4 people in the storm area, 3 people in the flood area, 3 people in the hill area, 4 people in the mudslide area, and 3 people in the fire area. , 4 people in the ruins area..."

"Wow! It depends on luck! If Xiaomeiyu draws water in the flooded area, won't he make money?" Ashido exclaimed.

"There is indeed luck. However, most importantly, we still want to examine your ability to adapt. The most important responsibility of a hero is to rescue, just like me

As mentioned in the first lesson, your personality is to save others, not to hurt others. "

"Disasters are always unexpected. Sometimes they are natural disasters, and sometimes they are man-made disasters. Natural disasters focus on rescue, while man-made disasters must take into account both rescue and combat. This test mainly tests your rescue ability. We have no enemies, but each venue has 9 victims waiting to be rescued..."

"But you don't have to worry, these victims are simulated robots provided by the Auxiliary Department, so there is no real danger. Your task is to find and rescue them as much as you can within 15 minutes."

"What about the assessment criteria?" Shangming asked.

"The full score is 100, which is divided into group points and individual points. Group cooperation, saving one person is 10 points. For example, a group of 4 people rescued 7 people, then everyone in the group will have 70 points, and each rescue site is monitored. , the teachers will give each student a personal score in the monitoring room, with a full score of 10."

"Teacher No. 13! I have doubts!" ​​Iida raised his right hand and shook it excitedly, "Some venues have 3 people, some have 4 people, will this be unfair?"

"The number of people is set according to the difficulty factor of each venue. The layout of each venue is different. Compared with the 3-player venue, the search range of the 4-player venue is wider. Take the fire venue and the ruins venue as examples. All fire venues The victims are all in one building, but the victims’ branch at the ruins site is relatively scattered, so one more person is needed. Before you enter the examination room, I will explain the site separately. Are there any questions?"

(5 minutes later)

"Hill area... Hey, grapes, it's your turn to smoke."

"well!"

Mineta flicked his sleeves, clasped his hands together and muttered a series of words silently, Chang An's eyes lit up as he stood diagonally across from him, thinking that Mineta would also pray for the protection of the God of Darkness.

"Hey dwarf! Do you smoke or not!"

"Hmph, it's up to you! Look at me—the storm zone!"

"Actually, the exam is not easy no matter which area you are in?" Sato pulled out a note, which said "Mudslide Area".

"Hmph, you guys don't understand," Mineta said, staring at the girl, "The important thing is not which district you draw, but who you are in a group with!"

Mineta is quite smart. Indeed, this is a rescue test, and if you want to score, you have to save people.He knows that with his height and personality, it must be very difficult to save people, but it will be different if he has reliable teammates!

So, who is the ideal teammate?The Big Three in the class - Baohao, Lvgu and Hong, are indeed very strong in personality and strength, but unfortunately, they are of the attacking department, suitable for fighting in groups.People who belong to the same attack department don't have to think about it.Erlang, Kochida and Shoko of the detection department can do it.Liri, which can move heavy objects, is also good.Of course, there must be 800 million (big breasts) that can manufacture rescue equipment at any time.Iida, who moved quickly and commanded in place, was also within range...

But!If you want to ask which rescue assistant is better, there is no doubt that it is Scarman who knows magic!Teleportation, defense, healing... Maybe there is even magic that can directly stop the storm!Mineta was sure that as long as he was in the same group as Scamman, he would be guaranteed 90 points.

"So please...you must get the storm!" Staring at Scamman's outstretched hand, Mineta was trembling with grapes all over his head.

Mineta felt like he was playing a scratch card right now.Now he is the only one reported to be in the storm area, and there are only 4 people who have not drawn lots (including Scarman)!Four out of three chances!Ah!Steady!

—————Boundary line————

Just after I read the words "ruin area", a series of mournful screams came from the opposite side. The voice seemed to be Mineta. I don't know if he was beaten or something happened.

"Great! Newt and I are on a team!"

Ashido ran over excitedly and hugged me, his eyes seemed to grasp the life-saving straw.

"The ruins... I remember that there are still Kuchida-san and Kirishima-san?"

"That's right!" Kirishima and Kouda walked towards us with a smile, "Let's do our best together!"

Grouped down like this:

Storm area: Ever dark, 800 million, Oshiro, Mineta.

It's unbelievable that the three people behind me have all drawn into the storm zone!I hope that 800 million will not be harassed by perverts.

Flooded areas: Green Valley, Hong, Qingshan.

Is Green Valley actually in a group with Hong?But if it's water rescue, Hong's frozen personality is very convenient.

Hilly area: Wabuki, Iida, Shangming.

It's a pity that Frog was not assigned to the flood area.

Mudslide areas: Liri, Shozi, Sand Teng, Ye Yin.

This group is good, Shoko Tanren, Li Ri and Sando move soil, and Ye Yin does odd jobs.

Fire zone: Sero, Erlang, Bakugo.

It is also very convenient to find people if Erlang is around, but Bakugo's personality...wouldn't it really add fuel to the fire?I remember his sweat can be ignited?

Ruin area: Kochida, Kirishima, Ashido, me.

"The first is the exam in the storm area. Please bring the communicators and go to the entrance of the storm hall to prepare for the four students. The rest of the students please follow me."

We cheered for the four of them, and then followed NO.13 to the waiting room.Like the usual hero basic courses, here we can also watch live broadcasts of actual combat on a big screen.

"Listen well, students in the first group, your rescue area is Area A, including 4 blocks. In 15 minutes, find 9 victims and send them to a safe area. The time will start from the time you enter Area A Start counting in a moment. Now, you have 10 minutes to prepare."

Under the camera, 800 million, Chang An, Oshiro, and Mineta immediately discussed (I don’t know what they discussed without wearing a headset), and it didn’t take long for them to reach a consensus, and 800 million started to make some ropes and rain gear.Seeing this, the students couldn't help but sigh how convenient the 800 million personality is.

"Ah... I also want to be in a group with 800 million..."

"With Baibai here, their group should be fine, right?"

Everything is ready, NO.13 presses the button, and the gate marked "Area" rises slowly.Rainwater quickly drilled through the gap with the strong wind, and the ground was wet.The four of them headed up the wind, and everyone rushed into the disaster area with rescue tools without fear (oh, no Mineta, he went in crying).

"What a strong wind!" Kirishima exclaimed, "It feels like Mineta is going to be blown away!"

Green Valley analyzed it calmly, "Fortunately, the water level is only up to the ankle, otherwise it will be more difficult to move."

As soon as the four entered the scene, 800 million began to assess the best safe area, and after specifying a building built on a high ground, they took separate actions to search for the victims one by one.The screen is divided into four, tracking their movements separately.

Wei Bai had better luck. He found a child trapped in the bus in less than a minute. He kicked the door of the bus, hugged it and ran to the safe zone.During the run, another uncle who was holding a telephone pole was rescued.

On Chang An's side, because there is no sun, the black shadow is very popular. He became super big, climbed up the floors, and searched for victims one after another. He found three people in 10 minutes.

800 million got nothing for the first 5 minutes, but then Mineta came to her.Mineta found an injured grandmother, but was unable to move her.So, 800 million made a wheelchair and pushed the old man to the safe area to take refuge.

Soon, there were only 3 minutes left before the end of the exam, but there were still three people who could not be found.Mineta climbed upstairs to find someone by relying on his own grapes, Oshiro braved the wind and rain and climbed over the roofs of one car after another, black shadows hung in the air to scout around, 800 million guarded the safe zone while controlling the drone.

In the last minute, the drone found a person who took refuge on the roof of the building. Wei Bai and Chang An worked together to rescue him. This person was able to move, and Mineta led him to the safe area.

"Time is up, the exam is over," NO.13 pressed a few keys on the keyboard, and the storm disappeared in an instant, "Well done, the group scored 80 points. Don't worry about those robots, please go directly to the locker room, after combing Come to the waiting room."

"Oh my god... I suddenly panicked. The most difficult thing is not to save people, but to find them!" Ye Yin said to Liri.

"It's true... heroes are not omnipotent. Although there are heroes to rescue every major disaster, they can't save everyone every time..."

I listened and nodded.Even All Might can't guarantee that he can save everyone every time.However, the people don't think so. Many people in this world always think that heroes are omnipotent, just like some people always think that magic is omnipotent.

I don't know if there are people in this world who rely too much on heroes and forget that they have the ability to save themselves.

"The next group, rescue in the flooded area, please students Lvgu Izuku, Hong Jiaodong and Aoyama Yaya come to the dock to prepare."

———Should have been in a small theater with something to say——

One night during the sleepover in the forest of the second grade, the students of Class A once again enjoyed the benefits of bathing in the hot springs facing the moonlight.

(female soup)

Ye Yin: Today is the full moon!

Li Ri: Soaking in the hot spring while looking at the moon is so blissful!

Frog blowing: gero, when it comes to the moon, that very classic confession comes to mind.

Ashido: Ah!It's "The moonlight is so beautiful tonight", right?

800 million: I know that too!This is the classic translation of Natsume Soseki's "ILOVEYOU". If you agree, you will say "The wind is soft too"!

Erlang: Although I am not interested in this, most girls will like this way of confession very much!

(male soup)

Kirishima: Huh?Do girls like such cryptic confessions?I don't think it's romantic at all!

Shangming: So you, a straight steel man, can't find a girlfriend.

Green Valley: Actually, I feel that "the night is so beautiful tonight" is easier to say than "I like you".

Kirishima: If you are a man, you should just say "I like you"!

Mineta: Well, you don't understand the romance of women.

(female soup)

Scarman [just got back from toilet]: What are you talking about?

Ye Yin: We are talking about the moon!

Scarman: ?

Liri [on a whim]: Little Newt!

Liri [super loud]: The moonlight is so beautiful tonight!

[The audience is as quiet as a chicken]

Scarman [looks up at the moon, and after a few seconds, nods earnestly]: Well, the Mooncrackers must be dancing again.

Crowd: ? ? ?

Scarman: Oh, you don't know!Moon Crazy Beast is a kind of animal that only crawls out of its hole on the night of the full moon. They like to dance strange dances under the moonlight. It may be some kind of ritual, which is so beautiful.

Liri: Uh...that's not what I meant...

(male soup)

Kirishima: Look!It is more effective to say "I like you" directly!

Boom: Well, I have been taught.

Baohao: Heh, only the idiot who doesn't understand Chinese.

Green Valley: ...