Evil Doctor [Quick Transmigration]

It's been so cold, the snow hasn't stopped, and it's getting bigger and bigger.

Everyone has a layer of snow on their bodies, and there is no dry place on their bodies, which is very unfriendly to wound healing.

In order for everyone to keep their spirits up in this situation, they had to chatter and chat.

"I just want to finish the task quickly and get out of this damn instance."

"I'd rather fight monsters in the horror apocalypse than wear this look for one more minute."

Yun Shengbai dislikes his appearance very much, but the mission is not over yet, he can't change the "skin" without authorization, so as not to cause extra problems and affect the development of the plot.

"Can you stop the crow's mouth?"

"If the next dungeon really enters the horror of the apocalypse, I'll call you hehehe."

"Besides, think about it better, maybe we will be able to find the space crack after this instance is over?"

Little Sweetheart squinted her eyes slightly, and glanced quietly at Guan Ju who was walking beside her, being supported by Jing Ke.

Guan Ju was seriously injured, the cap on his head had been taken off, his long dark hair fell down his shoulders behind his shoulders, his charming and charming face had lost its color, as if it had been covered with a pale film, and he looked very energetic Not good, and he doesn't seem to have the strength to speak.

A bit less aggressive and gorgeous, and a bit more pitiful weakness.

Little Sweetheart rubbed her cheeks sadly, only regretting that she is now in the form of a little doll and can't help with anything.

"Idle is idle, why don't I tell you a joke."

He blinked his eyes and had an idea.

Although it can't help, at least it can make her smile.

Everyone shook their heads, tactfully expressing that it's very cold now, and they don't want to be frostbitten by cold jokes.

"I didn't expect you to be so enthusiastic. Since it's what everyone expects, then it's decided."

Little Sweetheart curled her eyelashes, clapped her hands, and made a final decision.

Players: "..."

Sweetheart Baby ignored their silent protests, cleared his throat, and said, "One day, my assistant Xiao Wang cut the middle part. Since then, everyone has started calling him Xiaoquan."

A gust of cold wind blew by, and the strong man sneezed: "It's so cold."

Before leaving the school, Sweetheart glanced at Guan Ju who was expressionless, rubbed his nose in embarrassment, and continued his efforts.

……

"One day, Bao Zheng got a magic mirror that knows everything, so he asked the magic mirror: 'Mirror, mirror, am I the darkest person in this world?'"

"The magic mirror replied: 'Damn it, who is talking!! Scared the baby to death!!'"

The little sweetheart held her face in both hands, opened her eyes wide, and acted in panic, vividly, with a tiger head and a tiger brain, so cute.

Everyone was amused by the sweetheart who became more and more proficient in speaking, and couldn't stop laughing.

Little Sweetheart turned her eyes, and her eyes lightly fell on Guan Ju through her slender eyelashes.

Her complexion is still not good, sweetheart baby told a bad joke all the way, she never laughed once.

"Actually, before entering VR games, my partner told me to give me 10 yuan."

Little Sweetheart looked away, rested her chin with her short hand, frowned, and sighed pretendingly.

Guan Ju still didn't respond, but Yun Shengbai found it very novel: "Oh... sweetheart, do you still have a partner in the real world?"

Little Sweetheart nodded, and continued solemnly: "But the elephant said: no."

Yun Shengbai was stunned for a while before reacting, rubbing his arms: "It's so cold."

"Then let's play brain teasers."

Little Sweetheart has told all the cold jokes he can think of, and he couldn't think of a funnier one after searching his stomach, so he decided to save the country with a curve.

He asked, "Do you know why the fox can't stand up?"

Yun Shengbai replied in seconds: "Because it is slippery (cunning)."

The little sweetheart chuckled and pointedly said: "No, it's because he was coquettish, he broke his leg in coquettishness."

Yun Shengbai was startled, looked sideways at Little Sweetheart, and said angrily: "...Why do I feel that you are cursing me around the corner?"

Yun Shengbai's nickname is White Fox, and Sweetheart calls him "Fox Fox" all day long.

However, the sweetheart baby still met his gaze calmly, looked up and down at Yun Shengbai who was dressed up alluring and charming, and replied: "Don't worry, I have completely remembered your current appearance. Wait until the vr game comes out." World, I will definitely draw a work in your image, the name is "The Fox with a Broken Leg."

"Oh, this is too inelegant, why not call it "You Zhen Sao"."

"Ancient style, literature and art, and room for imagination, it is perfect."

"Don't worry, I'm quite famous. I will definitely let that painting be exhibited on a world tour, so that people from all countries can appreciate your beauty."

Yun Shengbai sneered: "Hehe, you can try it."

Maybe it was because the tit-for-tat confrontation between the two was too naive, Guan Ju finally raised the corners of his lips, showing a shallow but pleasant smile, refreshing like ice and snow melting.

Looks like he's finally in good spirits.

The boredom in Sweetheart's heart was swept away, and she continued to talk to Yun Yunbai with great interest, just like teasing a cat.

……

Led by the drummer, the group hurried through the heavy snow and finally arrived at the bridegroom's house with the sedan chair before the death line.

This is probably the hinterland of the canyon, and the terrain is much gentler.

The groom's house is located near the entrance of the next village, surrounded by several tall buildings with a large yard.

The structure is somewhat similar to that of the old woman in red, but the area is larger.

It should be considered a big family here.

The yard was decorated with lanterns and festoons everywhere, decorated with joy, a layer of snow was spread on the eaves, and warm lanterns hung underneath, the beauty was a little unreal.

Sheds were set up on the flat ground outside the house and in the yard, and banquets were held, and the guests were full of people, making it very lively.

When the drummers walked near the groom's house, all the guests applauded. They were not surprised at all when they saw the sparse and desolate welcoming procession without dowry gifts.

It was as if this welcoming team was supposed to be like this.

The guests stood up one after another, and all their eyes fell on Bai Ze who was carrying the sedan chair.

"The groom has picked up the bride and is back!"

"Hurry up and get married, don't miss the auspicious time!"

"Little brother, what a blessing to marry a beautiful lady!"

"A moment in spring night is worth a thousand gold, hurry up and take the bride home!"

"The groom is really handsome, a man with a talent and a woman with a beautiful face, a natural match!"

The guests tapped their wine glasses with their chopsticks, boisterously booing and joking.

"bridegroom?"

"Where is the groom, why haven't I seen him?"

Sweetheart Baby yawned, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, looked around, and asked in doubt.

"I have an ominous premonition."

Yun Shengbai helplessly supported his forehead, and pointed to Bai Ze, who was dressed in a red robe and had an indifferent face.

"Me too."

Little sweetheart suddenly realized, and couldn't laugh or cry.

Surrounded by the guests, the players carried the sedan chair into the yard.

"Oh my God, what are you still doing?"

"The auspicious time is coming, and the groom's official should hurry up and carry the bride into the church!"

As soon as the sedan chair was put down, a woman dressed as a matchmaker came out from the main house, waving a handkerchief, and urging her.

"Officer Bridegroom, it seems that you must carry the bride in, and our mission is over."

Little Sweetheart jumped off the sedan chair, walked to the side of Bai Ze, and said in a low voice.

Although he spoke carelessly, his expression was rarely serious.

This is not a joke. If the plot setting of the dungeon is true, the identity given to Bai Ze by the "Lord God" is the ultimate groom. Even if they are not happy in every way, in order to pass the level, they must still follow the rules.

Rules are rules, and only by following the rules can you successfully pass the level and escape successfully.

They never tried to resist, because the bones of those who resisted were already cold.

Dominated by death and fear all year round, the only freedom is obtained in exchange for following the rules.

Bai Ze fell silent, frowning slightly.

He doesn't like the current situation.

Everything must be acted according to the rules set by the "Lord God".

It seems that as long as you do something outside the rules, you will be doomed.

He doesn't want to follow these bullshit rules anymore.

What's more, he has never been a person who will be obedient.

Not to be afraid of anything.

He wanted to see what would happen if he didn't follow the rules.

Bai Ze's eyes flickered slightly, his right hand was held empty, and a sharp sword lingering with silvery white light suddenly emerged from his palm.

Everyone was startled.

"Groom officer, what are you doing!"

"The sword is on at the wedding banquet, it's unknown, it's unknown!"

The matchmaker wanted to rush up to stop him, but she was instinctively afraid of Bai Ze, so she didn't dare to approach him, so she could only stare anxiously, waved her hands frantically, and screamed to dissuade him.

The other guests also exclaimed, like a group of wild cats whose hair has exploded, screaming and screaming, as if Bai Ze had done something shocking to the world.

The little sweetheart didn't know, so he said, "Master Ze, what are you planning to do?"

Although the players were puzzled, they had no intention of stopping him.

Bai Ze didn't speak, his eyes, as indifferent as the sea and dark as the abyss, reflected an extremely dangerous cold light, his whole body was sharp, and his aura was strong and mysterious.

He walked unhurriedly to the bridal sedan chair, and all the snow melted wherever he passed.

All the candles in the yard flickered accordingly, and the bead curtains hanging from the top of the sedan chair moved automatically without wind, making a crisp crashing sound.

"come out."

Bai Ze raised the curtain in front of the sedan chair with the tip of his sword, and said coldly.

As the curtain was lifted, the mysterious bride who had been silent all this time was finally exposed to everyone's sight.

The bride's head is covered with a red hijab, her feet are covered with red lotuses, she is dressed in red and her hands are plain, and her skirts are layered like blooming flowers.

Even though she couldn't see her face, she still exuded a beautiful light.

"Your Majesty is so ruthless, he is going to meet me with swords before we get married."

The bride's voice was ethereal and soft, with a long ending, mixed with a bit of weakness and a bit of difficulty, as if she had been greatly wronged.

Ten fingers like onion tips are clutching the embroidered red handkerchief, like a shy and restless boudoir girl in ordinary people, which arouses sympathy from the onlookers.

"Groom officer, you, you, you... you scared the bride!"

"...Don't pay homage to marriage, what are you messing about??"

"It's too much, it's too much!!"

"That's right, it's too much!!"

Some guests had the courage to stand up and criticize.

"I said, come out."

Unmoved, Bai Ze picked it up lightly, and the curtain was cut off by the sharp blade and fell to the ground.

The point of the sword points directly at the bride's neck.

She is clearly wearing a red hijab, but she seems to know everything about the outside world.

There is a very nasty and familiar aura on him.

Bai Ze would pity her for being a ghost.

"...I told you... let you stay..."

"Be enshrined by all people with me, and I promise you immortality..."

"Why are you so stubborn?"

The bride's red hijab swayed slightly under the heavy pressure, and she folded her delicate hands in a mournful tone.

"For you, I only envy mandarin ducks but not immortals, why can't you stay for me?"

"...why did you reject me...why..."

The bride's voice suddenly changed, the warmth was gone, it became hoarse and thin, like jade beads bursting, hitting the eardrum directly.

She raised her slender fingers, lifted off the red hijab, and met Bai Ze's eyes.

She was wearing a phoenix crown, and the pearls dotted on it were shining in the dim candlelight. The bead curtains were placed behind her ears, revealing a soul-stirring face.

His long eyebrows are flying high, and underneath are a pair of Shura pupils hanging high, with golden flower tinsel pasted on the corners of his eyes, his cheeks are flushed, his lips are red and his teeth are bright.

There was a bit of anger and resentment in the watery red eyes, staring at Bai Ze firmly.

These eyes are not unfamiliar.

It is exactly the same as the life-sized puppets enshrined in the grandmother's temple.

Just like the moment she lifted the hijab, everyone recognized her and was shocked.

If Teacher Lin hadn't been involved, the strong man would have knelt down for her.

This bride looks exactly like the grandmother god!

Even the voice and words are very similar.

If this is the real body of the grandmother god, when did she change her position?

They didn't notice it at all.

Little sweetheart felt a little creepy when he thought of sitting in front of the sedan chair of the grandmother god and telling cold jokes all the way.

But this also explained why the wedding was held at night, why there was a mourning song, why there were paper figurines as wedding gifts, and paper money was thrown out.

The grandmother god is a ghost-like existence, isn't marrying her a ghost marriage?

"Why don't you marry me! Why! Why!"

Grandmother questioned one after another, her pretty face gradually distorted.

A black air burst out from her body, and the sedan chair shattered and fell apart.

The black air dispersed and turned into countless ferocious little ghosts, roaring and spreading around.

The whole yard shook, and with a loud noise, the wooden boards on the tall building in front of it began to peel off, revealing the vermilion paint inside.

Countless lush green trees popped up out of thin air around them, their twisted branches stretched out towards the sky, and the branches and leaves rustled in the cold wind.

Thick black miasma oozes from the ground and spreads in all directions.

Lanterns turned into elevated braziers, bursting with flames.

There was a ding-dong sound of water flowing around.

The stilt building has disappeared, replaced by a magnificent temple, above which there is a brand-new plaque with three bloody characters "Grandmother Temple" written on it.

Two small temples with clay sculptures of human faces and fish bodies rose from the ground.

The clothes on the banquet guests became tattered, and their red faces became corrupt and pale, gradually revealing their ugly appearance.

The illusion was torn apart by Grandmother God himself, and the mountains behind them also showed their original appearance.

Looking at the Grandmother's Temple in front of them, all the players had tens of thousands of alpacas galloping past in an instant.

My head is full of grass mud horses and grass mud horses.

After making a big circle with all my strength, I'm fucking back again!

This plot is just like a ghost hitting a wall.

"why do not you answer me?"

"Let me ask you... why don't you want to marry me?!"

The grandmother god floated in front of Bai Ze, holding a red harpoon in her hand, staring at him with red eyes.

The surrounding ghosts were extremely excited, shouting "Get married, get married", the shouts were so loud that they almost overturned the forest.

"Because you are ugly."

Bai Ze raised his eyes quietly, and said this to the grandmother God who had a hundred thousand questions about why.

"In that case, I will kill you!"

"After you die, I will peel off your skin and make a puppet, and I will stay by my side every day!"

Stirred by Bai Ze's words, Grandmother God was so angry that she completely lost her mind, waved the harpoon in her hand, and stabbed Bai Ze's chest with a roar.

"Zheng-"

The blade of the sword touched the harpoon, and two different terrifying air pressures surged around the center of the opposing two.

The little ghosts let out bursts of frightened screams, plunged into the ground, and poked out half of their heads tremblingly.

Although the other players were not able to escape, they all felt the pain of eardrum shock.

"It seems that the lesson I taught you last time was not deep enough."

Bai Ze raised the corners of his lips, his deep brows and eyes were full of hostility.

He was handsome and exaggerated to the extreme, usually relying on the indifference that was born with him, he was less evil and looked a little cold.

At this moment, there seemed to be burning fireworks in his eyes, like a sharp sword, as if no scabbard in this world could trap him.

He looks like he can handle it.

The grandmother god was suppressed very hard.

The arrogance of the question just now disappeared without a trace, the jewels on the phoenix crown rustled, and cold sweat dripped down on his forehead.

Not long ago, she had a fight with Bai Ze and was seriously injured. At this time, she was at the end of her battle.

If it wasn't for the purpose of tricking Mr. Ruyi into marrying him, she would definitely not risk her life and reappear.

I never thought that that person would not be fooled at all.

The wound on the body burst again due to excessive force, and the severe pain spread to all the limbs. The grandmother God clenched her teeth tightly, and the hand holding the harpoon trembled slightly.

"Today is not an auspicious day, I will marry you at another day!"

After the grandmother god finished speaking, she rolled her eyes and suddenly withdrew her harpoon, about to run away.

If you keep the green hills, you are not afraid of losing your husband.

Because the evacuation was too sudden, the grandmother goddess was backlashed by two forces, her chest hurt, and a mouthful of blood suddenly spewed out, her figure flickered, and she almost fell down.

She barely stabilized her figure, tiptoed, and staggered into the air.

The blood dripped along the radiant skirt on the snowy ground reflecting candlelight and moonlight, like a manjushahua leading to the underworld.

"You can't escape."

There was a cold voice behind her, and the grandmother looked as if she had fallen into an ice cellar, her whole back was wet and cold, and she didn't know whether it was blood or cold sweat.

Bai Ze flicked his fingers, and several cold lights shot out from his fingertips, like meteors piercing the night sky, all piercing into the back of Grandmother God.

"boom!!"

Grandmother let out a cry of pain, falling to the snow like a broken kite.

Her internal organs seemed to have shifted, and she struggled to get up while supporting herself on the snow.

Covering his chest with his slender hands, he spat out another mouthful of blood.

She looked up, and saw that the man who looked like the breeze and the moon was walking towards her calmly, holding a sharp sword.

Those beautifully shaped eyes usually imagined the bright moon rising above the thin clouds, bright and clear, but now there was a gloomy cold air, and the eyes were like ice water pouring on her body, extremely dangerous.

The dead still heart of the grandmother god jumped up, almost jumping out of her chest.

She felt that the final judgment was moving towards her.

She kept crawling backwards, trying to get away from him.

Black mist billowed from his body, and he frantically called to the ghost brothers around him.

But the younger brothers were all shivering and hiding under the ground, not even daring to show their hair, let alone come to help her.

The grandmother wanted to cry, but for the first time, she began to think about a question: why is life so difficult?

The black mist dissipated, but no ghost came to support her. Tears rolled down her eyes, her plump cheeks shrunk in an instant, her black hair discolored every inch of her head, and all her hair turned white. state.

She is dry.

From the corner of the eye, he caught a glimpse of his withered hands like pine branches, and the grandmother god was startled.

"My hand...my hand..."

She raised her hand tremblingly, rubbing her skin nervously, like a madman.

She touched her face carefully, and after touching the loose skin, she slowly covered her face.

"My face... my face... ah ah ah

This face was maintained by her hard work and after eating a lot of offerings.

Now because of the unhealed wound and the excessive bleeding, everything is ruined.

She let out a mournful and desperate scream, and the whole ground shook.

At this time, Bai Ze's sword was already in front of her.

The desperate grandmother god hadn't recovered from the despair of losing her beauty when she found that the god of death had come to call her name.

She slowly put down her hands, her chest heaving violently, trying to restrain the urge to retreat.

"Lang Jun, stay here."

"As long as you stay, I am willing to open an escape channel for them and let them go."

She looked at Bai Ze, pouted her neck, and said word by word.

The originally domineering and captivating eyes became old and cloudy, but still had a bit of arrogance.

Until now, she is still obsessed with wanting to keep Bai Ze.

"I said little brother, can you stop thinking about it too much?"

"You are an NPC, can you be more sober?"

Sweetheart came over slowly and shrugged.

It was the first time Sweetheart saw this kind of NPC set up by a "crazy for love" person. She was so curious that she couldn't help but watch in the front row.

"I'm an NPC, is there any conflict with my liking for handsome wolfdog players?"

The grandmother God glared at him, her eyes turned into sharp arrows of hatred, trying to turn Sweetheart into a hedgehog.

Little Sweetheart tilted her head: "Of course not..."

At this moment, without warning, the grandmother god grabbed the harpoon and shot at Sweetheart like an arrow.

"Zheng-"

The harpoon was knocked off and flung into the distance.

Before the grandmother god got close to Sweetheart, she was pierced through the heart by a sword.

Bai Ze withdrew his sword, all the murderous aura faded from his body, his face returned to a cool and indifferent look, he didn't look at her again, and walked towards his companions who were waiting for him without looking back.

"Killing you is the most convenient way for the escape route to appear."

Little Sweetheart looked at the grandmother god who fell on the ground, wiped off the blood on her face, and followed.

"Master Ze, wait for me..."

Little Sweetheart stretched out her short hands to hook Bai Ze's robe, and said pantingly.

……

Just like after completing the task in the last dungeon, a gentle electronic female voice sounded in the air.

"Congratulations to the ten players for completing the mission."

"Since there are terrifying platinum-level players in the team, the player has three options."

"A: Open the escape route and go to the game lobby."

"B: Open the escape route and go to the next instance."

"C: Open the escape channel, some players lead to the game lobby, and some players are randomly matched to the next copy."

"The player is asked to make a choice within 1 minute."

"Now count down the seconds."

"60, 59, 58..."

The author has something to say: I am so sleepy after taking the medicine... I will go to bed first, I love you all

Note: All the jokes in this article come from the Internet