under the sea

Have their mermaids fallen to this point...

He Zexi glanced in the direction of the mermaid, and asked the old turtle in a low voice, "I still need to fill the stage? Can't I find some mermaids who sing well to increase my popularity?"

The old turtle rolled his eyes in a humane manner, "Is the singing nice? Oh... There is one, who is lip-syncing for Umranga."

"There's only one, and you're still lip-syncing???" He Zexi couldn't believe it, it didn't fit the image of a mermaid in his mind at all...

"Well, everyone is tired of listening to the aboveboard lip-syncing." After the old turtle finished speaking, he yawned, and his huge tortoise shrank his head back. "Here, you will hear it soon."

At this time, the mermaid Umlanga just finished one song, and the next one is a very modern song, the name of this song is "Lilac Flower".

The deep and magnetic male voice sounded, with a touch of sadness and hesitation, and the fascinating and beautiful singing voice was completely different from that of Umlanga.

Seeing Ulan standing on the stage pretending to be lip-syncing with the microphone, He Zexi was stunned.

This lip-syncing is too aboveboard.

It's not in the same way as my own voice, so how can I still pretend to be intoxicated and pretend to be singing by myself?

Looking around, all the sea creatures are familiar with the scene, showing a relaxed look of "finally let the ears rest".

The old turtle told He Zexi that it was Grand Duke Ulan who patiently went to have a romantic relationship with some Prince of England, and then pretended to cooperate affectionately with some princess to act in a bloody scene where two girls fall in love with a boy, and then he became a human being. There is only one copyright in the world, so it is so precious that every time Umhlanga wants to hold a concert, he has to sing it.

Sighing heavily, the old turtle continued: "But Wulan Jia didn't sing well, and he ruined this song, so Grand Duke Wulan specially found him a lip-sync."

The corner of He Zexi's mouth twitched again. The old leatherback turtle must be talking nonsense. The version of the mermaid story he had heard was obviously not like this.

"The mermaid story I know is different from what you tell."

"I guessed from the very beginning that you came to Wangnan for the first time, and I guessed it right." The old turtle said in Zazai, "Hey, rumors are harmful, you have been deceived!"

"The mermaid family has always lived in Wangnan. Although there are legends about them in other sea areas, they are not allowed. In addition, they like to mess with humans, so they come and go, three people become tigers, and spread rumors. Their image is Beautified a lot..."

He Zexi agreed very much, it was a bit too beautified.

"...have you ever seen a statue of your own racial genitals placed on top of a house?"

He Zexi nodded, "It's true that I haven't seen it before."

"Only them!" At the end, the old leatherback turtle complained in a low voice, "Look, they are obviously a group of unscrupulous guys, but their external appearance is better than our turtles. They are beautiful in appearance, nice in voice, pure and innocent. Affectionate; but when it comes to tortoises, you have to pick up a bastard or a bastard, and even the grandson of the tortoise has become a curse word, and I don't want to mention the head..."

Inexplicably, the topic of the old leatherback turtle was deviated.

He Zexi watched him babbled about his bitterness, and was too embarrassed to interrupt.

Although it's a little strange to hear a tortoise chatting with me, but after all, it's an old tortoise, and it should have the same temperament as an old person, and I want to talk about it when I have something in my heart.He Zexi thought embarrassingly, as a young junior, he should still have the respect he deserves...

After the old turtle finished speaking, he stretched his neck and patted He Zexi's shoulder with his head, looking like a young man who still knows too little.Then he turned his head, touched the little leatherback turtle on his back with his head, and said slowly, word by word: "Little turtle grandson, don't behave like mermaids, we are serious turtles." , you are not allowed to hang out with the lonely humans in the sea, and you are not allowed to run to the reefs to show off like them. You are not allowed to go to their mermaid nightclub to have fun."

"Grandpa, I know." The little leatherback turtle also raised its head slowly, and the chicken nodded twice like pecking at rice, "I won't go."

Hanging out, dancing in nightclubs... Is this the literal meaning he understood?

After He Zexi heard what the old leatherback said, combined with what he had seen and heard along the way, he fell into a rather indescribable state and couldn't get out.

He thought that most of the merman's tone deafness was already the most jaw-dropping point, but he didn't expect that there would be more explosive content in the future. The image was suddenly reversed too much, and He Zexi felt that it would be difficult for him to accept it for a while.

The Uranga mermaid on the stage was still lip-syncing affectionately. Even the lingering melodious voice couldn’t stand repeated listening day after day, year after year. The seafood in the auditorium once again returned to insensitivity. expression.

At any rate, they were extras who were paid to fill the stage, so the audience would occasionally yell without emotion, coupled with a little perfunctory applause to show their appreciation.

Only the little blue whale over there seemed particularly interested, with round black eyes wide open and unblinking looking at the exaggerated performance of the Umranga mermaid on the stage, no matter whether it was real singing or fake singing, whether it was singing Whether it sounds good or not, as soon as the song ends, everyone will pat their stomachs and applaud childishly, only it is very serious to cheer for the heavy metal punk wind mermaid.

Hua Zhi was not interested in the performance on the stage either, he followed to prevent He Zexi from being abducted by these mermaids.Now that He Zexi is sitting beside him, he is very happy, leaning limply on his seat, pursing his lips in silence, propping his chin with one hand, and then secretly using his lower body A few tentacles hooked and played with Jersey's thighs.

At the end of the song, the lip-syncing mermaid left the stage.The next thing that greeted He Zexi was endless torture on the eardrums.

He Zexi had a stiff face, forced himself to sit on the spot calmly, let the flowers and branches wrap around his legs, watched his nose, nose, mouth and heart, counting the time in his heart.

Suddenly, a pair of cool hands stretched out and covered He Zexi's ears.

The penetrating singing voice suddenly became much weaker, and I felt a lot better.

He Zexi was slightly taken aback, then turned his head, facing the face of Huazhi approaching.

The dark eyes and the dark red eyes looked at each other for a while, and then He Zexi gave Hua Zhi a nice smile.

Huazhi's ears turned red immediately, "Don't laugh at me."

He Zexi, "Why?"

"I think it's a little... dazzling." Huazhi looked slightly embarrassed, and couldn't help turning her face away.

Just now, he felt the three hearts in his chest beating extremely fast.

……

...

I don't know how long it took, but Umlanga's solo concert finally came to a successful conclusion!

When the doorkeeper, the mermaid, opened the door, all the sea creatures in the venue rushed out like a tide, without stopping for a moment.

For this merman tear that can cure diseases, they endured a lot of pain.

After He Zexi and Huazhi came out, they stood at the door of the special passage and waited for the little blue whale, but until all the large marine creatures came out, there was no sign of the little blue whale.

It's not out yet.

Could something have happened?

He Zexi thought for a while, and said to Huazhi, "Come on, let's go in and look for it."

After enjoying the world of the two for such a short time, I want to find that little foolish fish and come back... Huazhi was not very willing at first, but when He Zexi took his hand and walked in, Huazhi changed instantly took a stand.

Well, he felt that he should really look for the little blue whale.

Followed obediently behind He Zexi, Hua Zhi pursed his lips reservedly, his eyes were fixed on the hands that the two of them held together, his face remained unchanged, but he was happy inside.

Back inside again, He Zexi saw the little blue whale from a distance.

It was no longer at the audience stage where it was originally staying, but it was floating on the huge stage at this moment, with its tail exposed and facing He Zexi and the others, not knowing what it was doing.

He Zexi frowned, then walked in the direction of the blue whale.

Getting closer and closer to it, and then heard who it was talking to, nodded softly while humming.

He Zexi felt a little strange, he stood behind the blue whale and shouted.

[Little 魇魇, big brother~~~] Blue Whale turned around, looked at He Zexi with watery eyes, then patted the fins, looking very happy, and softly shouted: [You are coming ~~]

"En." He Zexi responded lightly, and his eyes fell on the mermaid in front of the blue whale.

The little blue whale was talking to this Umlanga just now.

He Zexi let go of the flowering branch, walked between the little blue whale and Umranga, and separated the little blue whale from Umranga calmly, "What did you say to the little blue whale?"

The little blue whale is still a child, and has no mother, and is now a lonely whale... In short, He Zexi is a little bit distrustful of mermaids now, and always feels that they are not serious creatures.

"So you brought it here." Wulanga didn't notice He Zexi's careful thoughts. He looked at this squid companion who had met once, and said gratefully: "It is the first one to listen to my singing so seriously. Yes, I think it is very discerning and I want to make friends with it.”

After finishing speaking, Umlanga turned his head and looked at the little blue whale affectionately, with a heroic feeling of sympathy in his eyes.

[Um! ] Little Blue Whale also nodded, [Make friends, Blue Whale wants to make friends! ]

"No." He Zexi refused straight away without thinking about it.

"Why!" Umranga looked disbelieving, "Do you know who I am? I am the son of Grand Duke Ulan!"

"No, no." He Zexi protected the little blue whale behind him, staring at Umranga expressionlessly, "As long as it's a mermaid, it won't work."

"Give me a reason."

"Little Blue Whale is still a baby, your mermaid roof sculptures are not serious, and you like to hang out in bars and clubs."

"...You are prejudiced against us!" Umranga said angrily.

"fake?"

"……"real.

Umranga was silent for a while, struggling to die: "Although we hang out, go clubbing, and disco in nightclubs, we are really serious mermaids."