How did you wear it!

Qiao Yiqiao's web drama has finished.

He didn't act like a monster in filming this time. In the eyes of fans, he almost disappeared for a few months. The only information on the Internet is the Reuters pictures sent by a few powerful frontline sisters, and they are all blurred. , I can only vaguely see Qiao Yiqiao's appearance as a turtleneck sweater with an ancient robe, leather shoes on his feet, and a hairstyle with highlights, riding on a bicycle... The mix and match of various elements is simply suffocating.

Although the script of "Dynasty Development Strategy" was pieced together from various solicited memes, the problem is that after the filming started, the solicitation post was deleted, so except for a few clever students who cut a few pictures, the rest The netizens who paid attention at the beginning know some inside information.They are still watching memes, who knows which scripts were selected for filming?

There are too many unreliable ancient costume films in these years, all kinds of monsters dancing wildly, and the looks are all like the designer being struck by lightning. No matter how ridiculous it is, the audience's eyes will be blinded, the only one who feels happy Those are the inventory posts, what about "August [-], the most ridiculous look in film and television dramas", what about "From the yearning for Hong Kong film gods and goddesses, to complaining about the mudslide-like aesthetic changes in today's film and television dramas", blah blah blah. There are a lot of pictures, all of which have a gratifying click rate, and they are happy to gain a lot of fans.

So as soon as Qiao Yiqiao's blinding Reuters picture came out, a large number of cynical fans flooded into his Weibo.

"What the hell is this! Although your acting skills are bad, Joe's looks are decent anyway. You just became popular because of playing Dongfang Bubai, and this swelled up? Who are you trying to disgust with this look!"

"Why hasn't the Bureau of Radio, Film and Television banned these things that tamper with history indiscriminately!"

"Do you think that if you have money, you can do whatever you want? Qiao Yiqiao sneered with a cigarette in his mouth: That's right, if you have money, you can do whatever you want!"

"The people who make this kind of movie are mentally retarded, and the people who watch this kind of movie have underdeveloped brains and brains!"

"I just want to ask, who are people like Fan Qiao Yiqiao? Is the average age 13 years old?"

"It is said that Qiao Yiqiao is handsome, but I can't see how handsome he is. He has a greasy face and no flesh on his body. Damn it makes me heartbroken! With all due respect, the fact that this kind of person can become popular proves that this class of Chinese people The aesthetics are not good!"

"Anyway, I boycott this show with my real name! I don't want to watch it even if I pay for it!"

The fans were all shocked by this battle. Some rational fans were trying to control the wind direction, while loli fans didn't care. It is a miasma, which lowers the favor of passers-by by a few stars.

At that time, Qiao Yiqiao had finished shooting for a day, and he and his boyfriend visited the sandalwood bed that they transported from Dazhou and was completely handmade by skilled craftsmen in ancient times. The carvings and reliefs on it were exquisite and unique. For comfort, an extra layer of memory mattress is added, as well as a four-piece set of mulberry silk bedding, which is a combination of ancient and modern, which is extremely gorgeous.

For a man and a man in love, even a single look can set off thunder and fire, let alone a big bed beside him?

Qiao Yiqiao's head was hot for a while, and he was ready to have a good time with his family, Xiao Qing, but everyone here took out their red bellybands, and Xiao Qing also looked like he was soul-giving and straight. But it sounded blankly.

Take a look at the caller id, manager Hooligan.

Qiao Yiqiao struggled hard for a long time (two seconds), and decided to pretend not to hear.

Shut down in a moment!When Ah Fei asked later, he said that the phone was on silent, and he was too sleepy to notice it, and then it turned off due to the power failure...

Believe it or not, anyway, I do.

But Brother A Fei over there didn't care what excuse Xiao Qiao came up with, if you don't answer, he will bomb until you answer!

Repeatedly, twice and thrice, the fiery atmosphere was drowned out by the annoying ringtone.

Qiao Yiqiao cleared his mind, and stopped thinking with his lower body, thinking in his heart that brother A Fei was in such a hurry, there must be something wrong!So he threw the red silk bellyband to Xiao Qing, and he picked up the phone to answer it.

"Going to see your little ancestor on Weibo, it's almost time for someone to take over, so why not take it easy?"

Qiao Yiqiao: "When did I give someone's turn?"

Over there, Ah Fei nodded, and rolled his eyes angrily: "Be careful! Don't know what happened? I won't be able to tell you for a while, so you should watch it yourself first, and don't get angry after reading it." Don’t respond blindly by yourself, the PR team is working on a plan.”

After speaking, he hung up the phone.

Qiao Yiqiao was lying on the bed, leaning on Xiaoqing's thigh to read Weibo. The big red bellyband was stretched out near his side face. While swiping his phone screen with his right hand, he used his remaining left Unconsciously draw circles on the bellyband.

"Oh, I really got beaten..."

Listening to Qiao Yiqiao's tone, he was not only not angry, but rather excited after being bullied so badly?

Ye Wuqing didn't make a sound, he looked at Qiao Yiqiao for a while, and at the big red bellyband for a while, with a handsome but meaningless smile on his face.

Qiao Yiqiao was so absorbed in being bullied that he didn't notice the weird expression on his boyfriend.

He suddenly patted Xiao Qing's thigh angrily: "Who is this! You call me a sissy? And you say that people who like me are not good at aesthetics!"

Qiao Yiqiao looked up at his boyfriend, seeking psychological support: "Do you think I'm a mother? What a mother! I'm obviously very manly!"

Especially after practicing martial arts with Xiao Qing, he used to be thin and thin, with only a thin layer of muscles, plus fair skin and delicate facial features, so playing the role of Dongfang Bubai, wearing red makeup and embroidery needles, coupled with a stern aura, looks Beautiful and domineering, it fascinates many little girls.Now he is still tall and thin in his clothes, as if he has little flesh, but when he takes off his clothes, he has beautiful muscle lines!So handsome, he almost fell in love with himself when he looked in the mirror, okay? !

Others can't see it, but Xiao Qing has touched it countless times. This is the most suitable time to prove his innocence!

Xiao Qing pondered for a while.

The way his eyes settled was a little strange.

Qiao Yiqiao followed Xiao Qing's gaze.

He jumped up in an instant, holding the red bellyband, and waving it like a simple dancer in the Yangko team, dancing with a dazzling blush: "This doesn't count! I don't know how to wear it normally! It's obviously a sex toy!"

Unexpectedly, what he said, not only did not calm down Xiao Qing's meaningful eyes, but on the contrary, it became even more bottomless.

He said, "Oh? Sex toys?"

Qiao Yiqiao nodded blankly.

Yes.

He was prepared for today's Babu bed!

He used to have fun with Xiao Qing a lot in the past, but they were mostly flirtatious and rarely "equiped".This is not a sudden idea, thinking that the bellyband should be more suitable for the tastes of ancient people like Xiaoqing, especially today there is a Babu bed, if it is paired with a pair of dragon and phoenix candles, the mandarin ducks cross their necks, and they are turned red, imagine I feel very interesting at once!

Ye Wuqing suddenly pressed Xiao Qiao's shoulders, and the world spun, and the two of them became up and down.Qiao Yiqiao was imprisoned in the little abbot by his boyfriend, and all he could smell was the other party's breath, so he couldn't help but soften his waist instantly, pushed him twice as if he wanted to greet but refused, and said softly: "Wait , Wait a minute, I have something to do."

The man covered him said softly: "Do you still remember... the night we met, you gave me a red bellyband?"

Sex toys?Oh, sex toys!

No matter how lightly Ye Wuqing behaved, the sourness contained in his words, if weighed and purified, it is estimated that two catties of sour vinegar can be produced.

Qiao Yiqiao was reminded of his dark history by him, and said embarrassingly: "Who told you to pretend to be a female ghost to scare me..."

Ye Wuqing was as cold as ice: "So where did you get your red bellyband at that time?"

He had forced himself to forget about it, after all, it was too ungentlemanly to turn over old scores!Ye Wuqing didn't want to act like a chattering resentful woman...

But who told Qiao Yiqiao not to die, but took out a big red bellyband to remind him!stimulate him!

Tolerable or unbearable!

Qiao Yiqiao froze in place for two seconds, and suddenly realized where the point Xiao Qing asked was. In an instant, his eyebrows flew up, his eyes curved into a pair of cute crescents, the tip of his nose wrinkled slightly, and the corners of his mouth grinned. Rippling, the whole face is as vivid as a layer of moonlight, that kind of pure joy is so easy to move people, even his jealous and addicted boyfriend has to put in a lot of effort to be able to Restrained to maintain his aloof image, he didn't lower his head to kiss the corner of his mouth once or twice.

Qiao Yiqiao smiled like honey on his face: "So you're jealous!"

Ye Wuqing snorted coldly: "Are you kidding me?"

If the mountain doesn't come, it's me, and if I come, it's the mountain.

Qiao Yiqiao felt that his boyfriend was so cute, he couldn't help but raised his head and bit the tip of his nose: "I'm obviously jealous! I still don't admit it!"

With his tortoise-like sneak attack speed, a certain peerless master couldn't dodge it, so that he had to endure this blow, and with a muffled grunt, he continued to say coldly: "Don't try to change the subject!"

Qiao Yiqiao admired his boyfriend's cold face from the best angle for a while, fearing that he would explode in anger, so he hurriedly confessed: "It's actually a gift from my mother! I've never played with anyone before. Interesting, I am loyal to you, Xiaoqing, even if you don’t believe in my determination, you still have to believe in your charm! Once the sea was difficult for water, except that Wushan is not a cloud, you have raised my taste so much, Besides you, who else can I look up to! A bunch of weak chickens! Ugly monsters!"

The corners of Ye Wuqing's mouth turned upwards: "You can only talk sweetly! Use words indiscriminately! Why did your mother-in-law give you such a birthday present?"

Qiao Yiqiao thought to himself, you are duplicity!I didn't expect you, Xiao Qing, to be so tsundere!

He showed his loyalty again, and then he sighed quietly: "You ask me, who do I ask... My mother has a different brain circuit from others!"

At his coming-of-age ceremony, the gift from his father was very formal, in line with the routine of all rich fathers giving birthday gifts to their sons - a latest sports car.

When it came to her mother, it was released.

To sum up the logic of this lady, it is - you are an adult now, and you are no longer in love if you fall in love, so I will give you a "get rid of the chicken set", which may be used someday, remember to protect it Take good care of yourself and protect each other, and the most important thing is to have a wonderful first experience...

That's right, that big red bellyband doesn't actually exist alone.

There are also small umbrellas, a few CDs, a few pornographic books, sexy men's underwear, and several very aesthetically pleasing Persian-style luxury props...

Think about it, my Qiao Yiqiao is still an innocent boy who only reads sage books!

After receiving this gift, he almost exploded on the spot!

But thinking about it afterwards, thanks to his mother being so open-minded, she opened the door to a new world for him, allowing him to master many theoretical things before meeting Xiao Qing, and the whole person is farther and farther away from pure love and ignorance , and then successfully avoided all kinds of open and dark arrows in the entertainment industry, and plunged into Xiao Qing's arms, and all the good things were cheap for him!

The misunderstanding between the two of them was cleared up, and the two pairs of affectionate eyes sunk deep into each other, and they were about to stir up thunder again... Once again, yes, at this time, again, the phone rang again.

Qiao Yiqiao picked up the phone with a dark face.

Brother A Fei spoke uprightly and innocently: "Have you seen it all? Do you have any thoughts on this crisis public relations?"

Qiao Yiqiao gritted his teeth and smiled fiercely: "My own idea? Of course I have! Isn't it just to blackmail me? Then post a short video to let them experience the fear of being dominated by martial arts masters!"

Brother Ah Fei: "...you seem very angry?"

Qiao Yiqiao: "You're welcome, what do you mean by seeming, I'm just very angry!"

"Okay..." Brother Ah Fei thought, could it be that the motherfucker is the thunder point of his little ancestor?Nope!Since his debut, how many black fans have called him a bitch?There are so many people in this world who are full of malice towards small fresh meat idols, and they can't get angry!For example, Xiao Qiao is very Buddhist, and has never been angry because of this kind of evaluation.

Instead, he cared more about the "Shame of Chinese Opera" brand he was wearing.

"But you are really a master of martial arts?" Brother Ah Fei hesitated, "It's a good idea, it can blur the focus, and by the way, make a wave of hype, and enhance your presence... But the feasibility of this plan depends entirely on how awesome you are , it’s best to be able to convince others..."

Qiao Yiqiao smiled coldly: "Wait."