How did you wear it!

There are many armchairs in the big theater, and some high stools are scattered among them. There are some tea fruits on them, which should be the ancient tea tables.At this time, many people were already sitting in the courtyard, because "Master Xue" hadn't arrived yet, and the guests who were familiar with each other gathered together to laugh and laugh.It goes without saying that Baba can come here today, who would believe it if he didn't have any tricks in his heart!So all chatted quite speculatively, and even the nobles of the Liao Kingdom could happily mingle with these Zhou people, as if the national humiliation such as the war and the addition of new coins did not exist at all.

The steward led Qiao Yiqiao, Ye Wuqing and a group of yamen to choose a good seat to sit down, let a few pretty maids serve attentively, and ran out to meet today's boss.

Ouch, Bodhisattva bless you, please make sure that today's situation can have a happy ending!You see, there are more wolves and less meat, and all these ancestors have come—the important thing is that although Master Xue is both talented and beautiful, and her art is amazing, her temperament is not harmonious, and she is quite violent... She refused to accept her in her early years. Many high-ranking officials and celebrities expressed their willingness to accept their side.It stands to reason that with the money she has earned over the years, it is really not enough, and it is enough to redeem herself, but this is where things go wrong!An infatuated man wrongly pays his lover, and all his wealth is cheated out!

Even if the mother-in-law redeems herself and doesn't want her money, if she redeems herself like this, she won't have a way out!

In fact, not only everyone Xue, but almost all famous brothel prostitutes, when they get old, have nothing more than a few endings——

Find someone who is high enough to be a junior.

She shook her head and became a madam herself.

Redeemed himself and went out to hide his identity, and never appeared in front of people again.

If someone is willing to protect her and she can endure loneliness, being a female teacher in the Jiaofang Division is also a way out.

The worst thing is to be reduced to a low-level prostitute with "a pair of jade arms that thousands of people sleep on, and a little red lips that thousands of people taste".

Everyone Xue finally chose "public recruitment of husbands", which is really unexpected.Manager Washer was very happy when he heard that Mr. Xue was going to put the last performance on their side.You must know that all artists who come to Washe to perform have to hand over half of their income, and the profit is at the top of the pile. Who would not want it?What's more, even if you don't talk about money, there are many other benefits!

Alas, it is true that wealth and wealth are in danger, the fat steward sucked his teeth, there are many precedents of famous prostitutes publicly recruiting husbands, although today's guests are a bit difficult, but there shouldn't be any problems...

Qiao Yiqiao had nothing in common with these ancient officials, merchants, and rich second-generation powers who spoke the deformed Henan dialect. He just concentrated on sitting on a chair and peeling his pine nuts.The wild pine nuts are small and difficult to peel, but they taste fragrant and sweet, much better than the ones he ate in modern times.It's just that the armchair under the buttocks is not covered with a cushion. The wooden seat surface is flat and flat, which is not ergonomic at all. His tailbone, which has suffered so much, really hurts!Miss the big modern sofas!

Ye Wuqing was sitting next to him, chatting nonsense with those yamen, as a strange man he had seen even in the world a thousand years later, and with his strong mental quality, he didn't need much effort, so he put his stomach full The idiots in the yamen are flickering and lame-what the hell?Can people still fly?Putting on wings and jumping from a tall building can still be unscathed?Can the little box sing by itself?How is it possible!

Qiao Yiqiao snickered in his heart: How is it impossible?Isn't it just hot air balloons, hang glider, music boxes?

In the eyes of the ten evils who have been fooled and limped for a while, Ye Wuqing is either insane, or an overpowering expert.

There are a few quick brains, still thinking: I must verify it later!If what the person surnamed Ye said is true, then regardless of his identity, just because he has such insight, he can definitely be called a rare commodity!

I have been obsessed with it since I was a child, and the father and grandfather in the family are able to hold great power. Is it because they are loyal and dedicated to the court?

Stop being stupid!

Only those poor scholars who read their heads think so~

In fact, if you want to hold power in your hands, it's very simple!As long as you please the emperor in the palace, everything will be fine!

When the time comes, I will recommend this person surnamed Ye... Hehehe, this credit is too easy to come by.

Besides, even if there is no credit, it is very refreshing to hold such fun things by yourself~

No wonder the ten evils are ignorant, the main reason is that the entertainment methods in this era are still too poor.Dude yamen like them, on weekdays, do nothing more than bully men and women, go shopping in brothels, occasionally come to the washhouse for entertainment, tease crickets, and fight chickens, ducks, dogs, and a few times, as for cuju and so on , because they are too tired, they usually send their servants to end, and they just watch from the sidelines.

In short, after focusing on having fun for 20 years, no matter what the gameplay is, it is nothing new for these yamen, and life is a capitalized emptiness, loneliness and coldness!

As a rich second generation, Qiao Yiqiao really knows the virtues of the yamen.Because there are many people like him around him in modern times!The family has power and money, so they don't need to work hard, just blindly dreaming and dreaming, trying to find excitement all day long.The difference is that modern dandies can play more tricks, and because they are bound by law, they will not be too bottomless in doing things.

So Xiao Qing's trick is definitely tried and tested. He hangs a carrot in front of the donkey, and he can go wherever he wants it to go!

"Everyone Xue invited—"

Suddenly, a long singing voice sounded, and two rows of girls in graceful long skirts came out in small steps from the passage on the left side of the high platform in front. Sweeping down the stage affectionately, all the guests in every corner were taken care of, and the sound of silk and bamboo sounded, but it was these girls who were holding the pipa, some were playing the flute, and some were lying cross-legged on the ground, playing the qin with their fingers. The strings and postures are patchwork, just like a picture of a lady playing music.

The originally noisy theater, which was on par with the vegetable market, suddenly fell silent, and all the guests turned their eyes to the entrance, their eyes full of anticipation.

The first thing to emerge was a bright red silk, which was ejected lightly and with strength, and then spun a beautiful arc in the air.Immediately afterwards, a stunning woman in a red dress danced carelessly out.Her face is extremely beautiful, but her temperament is not vulgar. On the contrary, she is cold and indifferent. Her eyes do not contain the slightest warmth, and she hardly looks down the stage, but everyone's attention is attracted by her. .

There are many kinds of beauties in the world, some are pitiful, and some are pleasant, but this master Xue is the type that can arouse men's desire to conquer.

Qiao Yiqiao admired secretly, as expected, classic beauties still want to come to ancient times to see them.There are more good-looking beauties in the entertainment industry, but when acting in costume dramas, there is still a little bit of inexplicable charm missing.And to be honest, compared with the slapstick dances in ancient costume dramas, Master Xue's dance is much more beautiful, with a few simple movements, there is endless romance, flamboyant but not lewd, but that's it .

Speaking of which, I don't know if he can learn from this dance?I remember that the director of "The New Smiling Proud" mentioned that he thought about arranging a dance for Dongfang Bubai in the play - not a chic and sharp sword dance, but a dance in the posture of a woman, and the audience is of course Yang Lianting Well, let's show the complex and wonderful inner world of this androgynous female costume...

At that time, after the director finished talking about this idea, he hesitated to deny himself. Without him, he didn't believe that Qiao Yiqiao, an actor, could do it.If the result turns out to be Nine Heavens Profound Thunder, which is not only unattractive, but also eye-catching, then this show will just wait to be thrown rotten eggs by the audience!

In fact, even if the director doesn't deny himself, Qiao Yiqiao's manager, Brother A Fei, will help him refuse.Ah Fei complained behind his back that the director's mind was too big and filled with mud, hey, he figured it out. Is "New Swordsman" a martial arts movie or a comedy movie?As soon as Xiao Qiao's acting skills improved a bit, the director dug a hole for him!Still human? !

Qiao Yiqiao originally felt that this idea was a little unreliable, but after listening to the words of the director and agent, the middle-school boy who was bursting with confidence began to rebel—what do you mean?What do you mean?Think I can't do it?Am I just dancing?Do you know how I was admitted to the Chinese Opera?Dancing is my forte!

He hasn't completely lost his mind yet, he only expressed some dissatisfaction in front of his family Xiaoqing, and shouted a few words by the way, as long as I want to dance, it will definitely amaze the fans.Of course, as a boyfriend who just took over, Xiao Qing didn't frankly attack Qiao Yiqiao's self-confidence, but just smiled.In my heart, I can't help but think back to the song when I "meet" Xiao Qiao for the first time, in the mobile phone video, he danced to the song... dance with long hair and a little red dress.

as long as you are happy.

But please close the door and be happy for yourself, don't take pictures for the whole world to see, your fans are hard enough, treat them better...

Qiao Yiqiao had already forgotten about this.

Now I see Master Xue's amazing classical dance - she just happened to be wearing a big red dress!Simply tailor-made!Could it be God's will—— Qiao Yiqiao's thoughts came alive again, and he even wanted to take out his mobile phone from his bag and take a picture of this scene.

Of course, his brain was not eaten by zombies after all. Knowing that there are a lot of people now, if the mobile phone is discovered by others, it will be a great fun, so he had to hold it back.

Ye Wuqing didn't put his mind on the stage, but left more than half of it with Xiao Qiao.Seeing his dog-like demeanor full of interest and shining eyes, he knew what was going on with a slight turn of his mind, and his teeth ached and his chest ached... What the hell did he do!

The dance on the stage lasted almost 10 minutes, and the audience below were mesmerized, almost all of them looked like pig brothers, and they just came down with a line of halazi, which was very unsightly.

Everyone in Xue is probably used to seeing this shape. After dancing this dance, his expression is still indifferent, quite a bit of the charm of the "world-weary face" that is popular in modern times. It’s a good day for the museum, and I would like to thank you gentlemen for coming.”

"Master Xue, please be polite!"

"Of course I will come to join in!"

"Blooming flowers can be folded straight away, don't wait for no flowers to break branches hahaha!"

Everyone in Xue just listened to the clamor in the audience, their slender figures were rather desolate, and they waited until their voices gradually subsided before they spoke again: "It has been ten years since Xue Lan was listed. I have already started to quit, and I just hope to find a good man. If you gentlemen are interested in Xue Lan, you can take your own pen and paper, whether it is poetry or prose. After Xue Lan reads it, if there is someone who suits your heart, he will send someone. inform."

After finishing speaking, regardless of how everyone in the audience felt, he sat cross-legged on a cushion behind him and began to play the piano tinkly.

Qiao Yiqiao leaned close to Xiao Qing's ear and whispered, "Are all your oirans here so individual?"

If you want to be a good person, just invite a group of people, dance a dance, let everyone write poems to confess their love, and whoever expresses their love well will be with them, regardless of how much money you have and how big an official you are...

The bumpkin was an eye-opener.

Ye Wuqing also whispered in his ear: "Most people here don't know how to write poetry, so we still have to find a shooter. And it doesn't mean that if the poetry is well written, you don't need to pay for it, it's just a layer of elegance. Like Such an oiran, even if ordinary people take it away, they can't protect him."

The truth here, these brothel oirans know better than anyone else.It's just a game of your will.

Qiao Yiqiao narrowed his eyes: "Then I'll write one too?"

Ye Wuqing: "Can you compose poetry?"

Qiao Yiqiao was not ashamed but proud: "I will find the shooter!"

What a joke, whose gunner can be better than his gunner?Poems after Tang Dynasty are optional!No matter how many people come, it will be free!

But Xiaoqing, who is so jealous, will definitely not agree~

He's just teasing him~

Unexpectedly, Xiao Qing pondered for a while, and then nodded: "Alright, then you can write."

Qiao Yiqiao's eyes widened immediately, he stretched out his right hand in the shape of a chicken paw, and twisted hard on Xiao Qing's strong waist: "Okay, Xiao Qing, you've revealed your true colors so quickly! You're worthy of me!"

This is a typical example of the villain complaining first!

Ye Wuqing pinched his troublesome hand, and gave Xiao Qiao a helpless look—the face was helpless, but the eyes were shining brightly, it was obvious that he had defeated the little bastard, and he was not sure how proud he was in his heart.

"You're thinking too much...I mean, if you can really take someone down..." He whispered in Qiao Yiqiao's ear, "Talent is rare, we are short of such a person here Woolen cloth."

Qiao Yiqiao shook his head, his ears were itchy.

"Well, that's fine, I also think it's a pity for such a beautiful girl to be a child to a perverted old man or a dandy. Alas, the evil feudal society! She is only in her 20s, and she is too old. If it was on our side, over 30 would still be a baby~" He waved to the maid serving pen and ink over there, and the maid came over and gave him a copy of the paper and pen on the tray, and Qiao Yiqiao spread the rice paper on the high table and the brush was handed to Xiao Qing, "I'll read it, you write it~"

Ye Wuqing had seen Xiao Qiao's bad handwriting before, so he didn't refuse, the tip of the pen was stained with ink, and waited for Qiao Yiqiao to "copy the poem".

Qiao Yiqiao rolled his eyeballs, and whispered in Xiao Qing's ear: "One generation, one couple in a lifetime, two places of ecstasy."

Ye Wuqing didn't finish writing, her eyes were like Xiao Qiao's looking deeply.

These two sentences are very plain and easy to understand, but they are too emotionally stirring, even if you know that they were not written by him, but copied by him... In an instant, my heart suddenly constricted, with a little bit of sweetness and a little bit of sourness .

A couple of generations throughout their lives, fighting for two ecstasy.

Lovesickness meets each other without blind date, who is spring for the sky.

The pulp is easy to beg to the Lanqiao, and the medicine becomes the blue sea.

If you visit and drink Oxford, you will be relatively poor.

On the rice paper, the ink is still wet.

Qiao Yiqiao read it again, looked at his family Xiaoqing, and said with great emotion: "Oh, fortunately... it can be passed on to others, otherwise this poem is a portrayal of the two of us! It's too hard."

After all, there are so many people, it's hard to say too clearly.

But he is definitely speaking from the bottom of his heart!Just think about it, if he and Xiao Qing saw each other right, but it turned out that thousands of years of time and space were separated!

Abusive die...

Using this poem to coax the little girl in ancient times, anyway, he couldn't think of a more lethal one.