How did you wear it!

When it comes to lightness kung fu, Qiao Yiqiao's eyebrows are beaming!

"Building a foundation in a hundred days" sounds nice, but in fact, after only a few days of practice, he felt that he had probably been tricked by novel writers!

Shit lie down and win!

The vocabulary of double cultivation is obviously so evocative!But in practice, that's not the case at all!

He is so cool...

But every time he needs to prick the acupoints before double cultivation, Qiao Yiqiao becomes one, two, and three wooden people. Every time he bursts into tears but has nowhere to ask for help, he has the illusion that he is not a normal human being at all, but... Inflatable doll into fine?This nima inflatable doll is still a blocked version, allowed in and not allowed out, what the hell is doing things!

If pleasure accumulates too much, it is not pleasure, but torture.

Qiao Yiqiao gritted his teeth and endured it for seven days for his dream of being a martial arts hero, and then he suddenly thought about it—I quit!To be a martial arts hero, our socialist successor lives under the red flag and grows up under the red flag. There is no need for martial arts or something!

So he started to rebel against Xiao Qing.

I want to be a good person.

You can't take away my chance to be a good person.

Humans and animals are harmless, and the years are quiet and good.

In short, get away, double cultivation, whoever loves to cultivate, let's have a real harmony of life, and hurry up and get rid of the things that bind my brother in front of me!

however……

Xiao Qing is truly hard-hearted.

There is no turning back when he opens the bow, just like the strict father who raised an older bear child, he will never get used to Qiao Yiqiao's stinky problems.

So during this period of time, the daily life of Ye Wuqing and Qiao Yiqiao is——

Qiao Yiqiao: I don’t want it anymore, God save me!

Ye Wuqing: Be patient, it will be fine soon.

Qiao Yiqiao: How fast is it? !

Ye Wuqing: It will arrive in a moment!

Xu Mo means a very short time, one moment is one thought, twenty thoughts are one moment, twenty moments are one flick of the fingers, twenty flicks of the fingers are one rambling, and twenty flicks are one moment.

Qiao Yiqiao finished counting with his fingers, and thought it wasn't very long, so he...he just endured it.

Tiantian is full of anger, two big eyes are black and shiny, shining brightly, plus internal repair and external adjustment, the skin condition is called good, rosy and watery, squandering youth on the set like taking Dali pills And enthusiasm, the director almost turned his mouth on the edge of joy for the effect of the filming - without him, there is such a sharp beauty!The kind of unique impact!

With this appearance as a basis, even if his acting skills are still three axes, it is worthwhile to invite him.

Qiao Yiqiao's outburst also caused a chain effect in the crew. First of all, the male and female protagonists are under a lot of pressure. Nie Yunxiao, who played Linghu Chong, originally wanted to play the role. , Squashing is the norm, can make more money and increase exposure, why not do it?Anyway, a lot of shots can be handed over to a double, and the time can be arranged.

Don't mention how confident Nie Yunxiao was when he joined the group. After all, there are rumors in the world that Qiao Yiqiao's acting skills are capitalized hot chicken. The status is also similar.At that time, even if he uses [-]% of his strength, even if he doesn't crush Qiao Yiqiao, it won't be a problem for the two to be evenly divided, right?

As a result, Qiao Yiqiao went crazy.

Later on, Nie Yunxiao didn't even dare to use a stand-in, thinking every day how to keep the dignity of his hero, otherwise when "The New Smile" came out, everyone would be screaming for Qiao Yiqiao, what?Nie Yunxiao?Who is that?

Embarrassing or not?Shame or not?

I really regret taking this drama...

Fan Xiaoman, who plays Ren Yingying, also feels that life is really difficult.

She thought that it would be a bit hard for her to be in the control group with Qiao Yiqiao, but she never thought that she would become the second power of hard work.

There is a plot in "The New Smiling Proud" that goes like this: "After Jiji was cut off, Dongfang Bubai saw Ren Yingying's beautiful and charming daughter, full of envy and jealousy in his heart. Hiding in the embroidered building, put on the same dress as Ren Yingying, put on the same makeup as Ren Yingying, stared at the bronze mirror for a while, and then suddenly smashed the bronze mirror with a wave of your palm!"

Did you see it?This positioning!

One is a high-ranking goddess, and the other is her poor little cosplayer!

The resulting shot...

Then forget about it.

Fan Xiaoman intentionally asked the director to put pressure on Qiao Yiqiao, telling him to put on make-up...a ​​little, a little bit, always take the overall situation into consideration, right?

It's a pity, firstly, she has no face to say it, and secondly, the director doesn't think there's anything wrong with it. Dongfang Bubai should be peerless, and he envied Ren Yingying because he was out of his mind, not because he was really inferior in any way. .There are so many reverse dramas in TV dramas, who has ever seen a man disguised as a woman and really compare himself to a woman?This is all a gimmick, hahaha, the audience will definitely be excited after watching it!

To say that Linghuchong and Ren Yingying, who are in the control group, are under a lot of pressure, how come Miao Shan, who plays Yang Lianting, also feels under a lot of pressure?

...Miao Shan wants to cry when he mentions it, Yang Lianting played by him is obviously not a scumbag!It's just that the talent in martial arts is a bit lacking, the ambition is a little bit on weekdays, and then there are a lot of misunderstandings with Dongfang Bubai, and the relationship between the two is a bit tangled.

And now "The New Swordsman" is still filming!A few small behind-the-scenes clips were released to maintain the popularity, and it was still too early for the real broadcast.As a result, what the hell are those capitalized slogans such as "Yang Lianting must die", "Ugly scum does not deserve to own my Eastern leader" and so on? !

excuseme?

Am I ugly?

Miao Shan, who is obviously a handsome guy, almost wanted to cry and faint in the toilet.

Of course, the protagonist group is under a lot of pressure, and they also know that it is good for everyone to have a classic character in the new film.Qiao Yiqiao ate meat, and they drank soup.Even Miao Shan, who used to be [-]th-tier, is now scolded as an ugly scumbag by others every day, and his sense of existence is overwhelming. He can't benefit as much from acting in ten street dramas!

Really painful, and happy.

Qiao Yiqiao is conscientious in acting during the day and double cultivation at night, waiting for Xiao Qing's "it will come soon" when it will really come.

Wait, wait, wait...

The whole person who waited was going to be perverted. Once he came out of the hotel while there was no filming. The last time Father Qiao came to Hengdian, he bought a clean villa nearby. It was a detached hardcover. After Qiao Yiqiao got the key I haven't lived in yet, so I'm just busy tinkering around inside.This time I dragged the suitcase in, and saw a two-meter-high iron cage in the middle of the master bedroom, carefully locked the door and drew the curtains, put the large iron pot in the middle of the iron cage, and closed the iron cage door from the outside. lock it.

Stay in the cage.

Ye Wuqing walked through the big black pot that day, only to realize that he had become a bird in a cage. Outside, Xiao Qiao was sitting domineeringly on a high-back boss chair with pulleys and black leather under the boss chair, but he was ingeniously placed on the top Putting on a tiger-skin blanket, with a big horse and a face as sinking as water, he thought he had the spirit of a mountain sculpture, stared at Xiao Qing without saying a word, and the atmosphere was once very tense.

Ye Wuqing didn't speak, just stared at him.

After a long time, Qiao Yiqiao said in a deep voice: "Bold and unreasonable, are you convicted?"

Ye Wuqing: "I don't know."

Snapped!

Qiao Yiqiao slapped the armrest of the boss's chair fiercely: "You liar! You must be a ghost! I tell you that you don't want to get out of the cage tonight! If you don't believe me, I can't cure you?"

Ye Wuqing: "Why don't you think about it?"

Qiao Yiqiao: "What are you thinking about? I've been planning for this day for a long time, haha, didn't you think of it? Little Qing, I'll teach you again today—the reason why humans can evolve from monkeys to the present is because they can use tools! Although I can't beat you, but I have brains, now that you are locked up by me, no matter how embarrassing you are!"

His self-satisfied appearance has the charm of singing as a turned serf in those days, and his strength interprets what it means to be a villain...and joy begets sorrow.

Because Ye Wuqing opened the big yellow-orange lock with no effort at all.

With an alloy pull ring wrapped around his wrist.

This alloy pull ring was custom-made by someone after he came to Hyundai. It looks like a rather fashionable watch strap on the outside, but in fact there is something else inside. You only need to press a button to pull out a strap several meters away. The long alloy filament has extremely high toughness and strength, whether it is used as a weapon or an auxiliary tool, it is infinitely magical and powerful.

The cage Qiao Yiqiao confidently built is so strong that it is said that even a brown bear can hold it...

No matter how strong Xiao Qing's martial arts are, he might not be able to beat a brown bear with all his strength, right?

But who would have thought that Ye Wuqing didn't bother at all, he pulled out a piece of filament from the bracelet, within two seconds, he heard a click, and the lock opened.He kept fingering, hung the big lock beside him, pushed the door open and walked out.

Qiao Yiqiao's eyeballs almost flew out: "You you you you you..."

Ye Wuqing: "Do you like tiger-skin seats?"

Qiao Yiqiao was still in a daze.

Ye Wuqing: "Forget it, if there is any account, we will settle it after we finish our double cultivation."

So he has been doing this for a long time, what exactly is he planning?

Is it just to develop a new double cultivation posture?On the tiger-skin blanket of the black executive chair?

It was another painful and joyful double cultivation journey.

Qiao Yiqiao shed tears all over his face again, wiping all over Ye Wuqing's body.

Ye Wuqing felt distressed when he saw him panting again and again, and when the double cultivation was completed, he coaxed Xiao Qiao and said, "Don't you want to learn lightness kung fu? You can learn it now. But since you are so resistant..."

Qiao Yiqiao resurrected with full blood on the spot: "How can I resist? Not at all! Lightness kung fu is the best! Learn to learn!"

Ye Wuqing glanced back at the big cold iron cage: "Don't resist?"

Qiao Yiqiao chuckled: "I'm just kidding you~ the iron cage is actually interesting! Don't you think... it's actually very touching?"

Ye Wuqing bit Qiao Yiqiao: "You..."

He washed himself and Xiao Qiao clean, the two put on some clothes casually, and went to the pool outside.

The size of this villa is not small, similar to the one in Taoyuanwu. There is also a small open-air swimming pool in the yard. The swimming pool is equipped with automatic water purification equipment, so it looks like the clear water in the pool is slightly blue, and the south is hot early. , although it is still a little cold in the morning and evening, it is no problem to go into the water.

"Exactly, practicing in the water will get twice the result with half the effort."

Qiao Yiqiao's first light exercise training was completed in this swimming pool——

Ye Wuqing gave him a demonstration first.

Going down with bare feet, he overtook the galloping horse on the water surface, splashing one after another. If you look closely, he did not appear to be treading water without a trace, especially when he stopped, his pair of white and slender feet were not in the water. Sink down to about three inches below your knees and stay still.

Qiao Yiqiao was dumbfounded, and wondered for a while whether the pool was only twenty or thirty centimeters deep?

It's a pity that after he jumped in, he realized that it was not the case at all.

After Ye Wuqing restrained Qiao Yiqiao, he began to teach him the secret of luck first, and then let him finish treading water——

There is buoyancy and resistance in the water, so it is really suitable for practicing light work.

"One day, when you can stand still, the water surface is stable around your knees, even if you have mastered it."

With a goal, the most important thing is to have a fun practice method, Qiao Yiqiao finally stopped being a monster, and he and Xiao Qingri practiced together well, and now it's finally time to test the results.