How did you wear it!

Ye Wuqing, as an ancient person who just crossed over, has no household registration information, permanent resident registration card, and ID card. In the 21st century, he is a typical "black household".

Professional matters should be handled by professionals. Qiao Yiqiao directly consulted his "queen" lawyer to see if he could provide some useful suggestions.

He was not so stupid as to look for the small advertisement posted under the corner bridge. The fake certificate issued for a few hundred dollars could not be connected to the database at all. to drink tea.

"Uncle Wang, that's the case. There is a well-connected screenwriter who wants to write a story about an ancient person traveling to the modern age...he got stuck on one, how to apply for our ID card for this ancient person?"

Attorney Wang on the other end of the phone was stunned for two seconds, then laughed and said, "Do you have to be so rigorous when writing this kind of story?"

Qiao Yiqiao stuck out his tongue: "That screenwriter has a rather stubborn temper..."

"Okay." Lawyer Wang capped the pen in his hand, pondered for a while, "If there is a feasible way, it is not impossible."

"Actually, there are tens of millions of people in our country without household registration. Most of these people are children born beyond birth, and some are abandoned babies and children born out of wedlock. Cancellation due to death or disappearance, adopted children who have not gone through legal adoption procedures, cancellation of origin due to marriage in rural areas..."

"Because of this situation, the higher authorities issued a measure before, stipulating that eight types of people without household registration can apply for household registration. In your case, it is best to cancel your household registration because you have been missing for more than four years and have been declared dead... to re-apply. Get all the previous links done, and it will be the least likely to get out of trouble in the future."

At the end, Lawyer Wang even made a joke with Qiao Yiqiao: "You are an actor, don't many TV dramas now use amnesia stalks? It can be said that the ancient man disappeared because his brain was broken. Poor mountain valley, isolated from the world, so it just explains why he doesn't understand a lot of common sense..."

"High!" Qiao Yiqiao chuckled, "Uncle Wang, you can be your own screenwriter with your brains! Thank you!"

"It's a trivial matter, there's no need to be so polite."

Because the opening ceremony will be held in the evening by the crew, Qiao Yiqiao didn't have much time to follow up on this matter, so he simply handed over Xiaoqing to a highly reputable "consulting company", that is, a changed private detective agency.In addition to the daily work of catching mistresses, finding people, and collecting evidence, this kind of company will also help you with other kinds of work as long as you pay enough money.

According to the customer's request, they will fill in the previous "traces" part today, such as the written proof that Ye Wuqing lived in a small mountain village, and then they can take him to the relevant departments to go through the formalities tomorrow.

"Look at the front—yes, click!" He also took a few bareheaded photos of Xiao Qing for ID photos. He stood in front of the camera with a calm expression on his face, and the gold medal detective who was in charge of taking over the matter kept going. The son said, "If he can look more ordinary, the difficulty of obtaining a certificate will definitely be greatly reduced..."

Qiao Yiqiao nodded like the landlord's silly father: "Who says it's not?"

"..." The golden detective shut up.

In fact, if Qiao Yiqiao was willing to tell his father honestly, it would definitely be easier for Xiao Qing to get her ID card.

But Qiao Yiqiao thought about it for a while, and temporarily dismissed the idea.

It's not that he doesn't even trust his parents.

For one thing, he called his father so suddenly that he was afraid that his father would think he was completely out of his mind.Secondly, it is almost certain that when his father believes him, and before Xiao Qing is thoroughly investigated, he will not even think about keeping the big scapegoat for himself. His father will never let him take any risks. Xiao Qing also don't even think about getting close to him.Thirdly, as far as his selfishness is concerned, he also wants to make some achievements so that he can flirt with his parents—to make you always call me stupid, and look at how beautifully I have done this!

Qiao Yiqiao has already thought about it, after a while his roles will be almost done, the first thing he will do when he returns home is to introduce Xiao Qing to his father...

Hehehe, thinking about the expression that my father might have after knowing that this is an ancient person, he is very itchy!

Coming out of the consulting company, Qiao Yiqiao wanted to go back to the hotel, but Ye Wuqing said that he wanted to take the opportunity to go around.

When we parted, Qiao Yiqiao was so worried!

Taught Xiao Qing how to make calls, how to send WeChat, how to use mobile payment, and gave him all the cash, and reminded him of all the precautions he could think of: "Call me if there is anything wrong, and come back early in the evening, I will help you." Take you to a big meal——wait a minute!"

He suddenly remembered something: "That's right, you don't have an ID card, how can you get a room in a hotel?!"

Xiao Qing suddenly appeared from his room, and the hotel didn't care when he went out.But it is difficult to go back after going out, because it is very likely that he will be asked to show his ID card and room card-he himself has such a terrible identity, ordinary people can't get through the pass, the big deal is not to go in, but Xiao Qing and his own The group photos are all on the trending searches. It's probably very bad to show my feet at this time.

In case someone is provoked to check the surveillance video again...

pill.

"How about this? When you go shopping, you can buy a light camping tent. This is a scenic spot. Some tourists like to run around with tents. First, it saves money, and second, it is more interesting. Be careful driving Nian Chuan, once you get your ID card, you can live anywhere you want in the future.”

"Okay, I'll note it down."

"Then I'll go first, or it will be too late." While talking, Song Xiaofei called again, and Qiao Yiqiao rolled down the window while getting into the taxi and continued to mutter, "Buy what you like, there is a lot of money in the card Look at the car while walking, don't lose the city map you just bought!"

Ye Wuqing waved his hand at him: "Understood, you should also be careful on the road."

He watched Xiao Qiao's car butt disappear completely, then turned around and strode forward.

Ye Wuqing is a caring person. When he came by car, he didn't let himself indulge in the busy traffic of modern high-rise buildings, but kept a keen eye on the big and small signs on the street.

The closest to his location is a pedestrian street with a lot of people. Xiao Qiao said that there are all kinds of shops in the pedestrian street, as well as local specialties and specialties for basic necessities of life.Of course, there will be one or two large and medium-sized supermarkets in a general pedestrian street, even if there are no things in the shops outside, you can basically find them in the supermarket.

Ye Wuqing understands that although he has heard a lot of information from Xiao Qiao, for this era, he still knows too little.Seeing is worth seeing, so take this pedestrian street as your starting point.

Very sharply tailored black trousers, with a pair of tough and stylish high-top military boots, a simple T-shirt and a thin windbreaker on the upper body, long hair neatly tied behind the head with a black ribbon, reflective sunglasses on the bridge of the nose, nose and mouth It was tightly covered by a black mask.

——I bought the mask before going to the CDC, and Qiao Yiqiao strictly required him to wear it all the time, because before he had received various vaccines, he felt that Xiao Qing was running naked in the sky full of viruses, saying You may be infected with all kinds of rubella, measles, influenza, pneumonia, hepatitis A and hepatitis B... In short, masks must not be saved!

Such a cool and handsome guy swishes through the crowds in the pedestrian street, one can imagine how high the return rate is!

Many people looked back at him more than once.

It's a pity that no matter how many people stare at him, the handsome guys are all commonplace, and they only focus on shopping in the street - books and toys, clothes, shoes and socks, various handicrafts, gold and silver jewelry...

There are various aromas in the air, such as fried chicken cutlet, squid on iron plate, spicy hot pot, milk tea ice cream, bread cake...

Unlike ordinary men, shopping is like torture. Even if they are with their girlfriends, they are blind all the way, as if they can find a chair to slump down at any time to breathe.This long-haired handsome guy is in high spirits all the way around the street!

He was standing in front of a small stall making egg waffles!

He's standing in front of a small stall that makes octopus balls!

He is standing in front of a small booth that makes bubble tea!

A few girls who were doing manicures were laughing and chatting happily, and suddenly felt a shadow coming, and looked up——

A few young people who were picking out magazines at the newsstand were about to step on their feet and take away their favorite copy, when they suddenly felt an "expert" stop beside them, and turned their heads to look——

A couple of young couples who were playing mud around the wheel in the pottery hall were happily exuding the atmosphere of dog abuse. Suddenly, they felt a sudden silence around them, and they looked puzzled——

I fucked up!

Why is there him everywhere!

Bookstores, game halls, cinemas...

When visiting the bookstore, Ye Wuqing came out with a lot of books in his hand.

When visiting the game hall, he couldn't resist picking a shooting zombie game. The one he played at the beginning was so bad that it almost shocked the jaws of many people who were waiting to watch the god's abuse!Secretly feeling that people can't be judged by appearances, even if they exude the aura of a master, they may be weak chickens whose brains were eaten by zombies just after playing.

Most of the spectators were disappointed and dispersed, and then only the few who were left realized what it means to turn the world upside down!What is witnessing a miracle!What is blinding my dog's eyes!

How much time did it take from dying in the arena to clearing the level perfectly?

This riding horse must be a master of evil fun who came out to play as a pig and eat a tiger!

Why is my heart so dirty...

Bearing the contempt of so many people, Ye Wuqing came out of the game hall and went up to the ticket hall of the movie theater.

boom!

clap clap clap!

Facing you is a super-large screen hanging above your head, on which is playing a promotional clip of a blockbuster movie with special effects on the theme of aliens invading the earth. Above the tumbling sky of ink clouds, a super-large spaceship is slowly pressing down, and instantly the bustling and lively city Destroyed into ruins, many blond men and women ran and wailed.Several rows of fighter planes took off from the runway, rushing towards the spaceship like moths to a flame, and most of them exploded into tiny fireworks halfway.

Sound effects, pictures, sharp and high-speed editing, and majestic voice-overs.

However, in the ticket hall, almost everyone was chatting and laughing with their companions, or looking down at their mobile phones. No one cared about the shocking picture on the screen, and they all turned a blind eye.

Ye Wuqing collected himself and came to the row of movie posters next to him.

Read one after another.

He took out his mobile phone to check the time, and went to the ticket counter to buy a movie ticket.

People who come to watch the movie are basically in pairs.Sometimes when you are a little unsteady in your mind, and you go to watch a movie alone, you can't bear the strange eyes of others, as if you are a sad single dog, and you almost ask if you want to eat dog food .

But Ye Wuqing has no such worries.

He did not choose to watch the special effects blockbuster made by foreigners, but chose a very unpopular documentary about all aspects of the Republic of China period.

The title of the film is "Old Shanghai", because it is not a popular commercial film that can make money, the documentary is only screened in a limited number of cities, and it is only two days before it is all released.

In the medium-sized auditorium, including Ye Wuqing, there were only five people watching.

Long robes and mandarin jackets appear in the same frame as western and western suits. You can see trams, bicycles, and rickshaws on the street. There are sallow and thin children selling newspapers, and there are also women in cheongsam singing and shaking in the middle of the dance floor.With a few soft clicks, a telegram with only a few words was transmitted, and a phonograph with a big speaker was playing back: The south wind blows the coolness, and the nightingale sings a cappella~

Ye Wuqing sat on the soft sofa, staring intently.

On the other hand, the other four also bought tickets for this event, and they all looked like drunkards who didn't want to drink. Halfway through, they saw the young handsome guy behind him watching with relish, and murmured in their hearts: weirdo.

……

After Qiao Yiqiao returned to the hotel, he got ready and went to attend the opening ceremony of "New Swordsman".

Along the way, Brother Ah Fei couldn't stop complaining about him: "Even if you see old friends, you have to watch the time! You almost died of anxiety!"

Qiao Yiqiao knew he was in the wrong, and raised his right hand palm up: "Okay, don't read it, I promise I won't be an example!"

Although Brother Ah Fei can't help nagging sometimes, it's really easy to coax him.He smiled and scolded Xiao Qiao: "Just deal with me, and see if I will take care of you next time!"

Offer pig's head, burn incense and pray, and finally take a few big group photos.

After the opening ceremony, the crew arranged a BBQ in the evening, which was a way to welcome everyone, and then take this opportunity to let everyone get acquainted as soon as possible.

Qiao Yiqiao hid and took two large freshly baked chicken wings, golden in color, with a layer of chili powder and cumin particles on the surface, and sent a WeChat video invitation to Xiaoqing: "Look! Is your saliva dripping down!"

Ye Wuqing smiled, and said angrily: "The roast is really good..."

Qiao Yiqiao was very surprised, and lowered his voice: "What are you doing?"

Ye Wuqing turned the camera and showed him the huge movie screen in front of him.

Qiao Yiqiao didn't pay attention to see which movie he was watching, so he let out a sigh in his heart!Damn!Take precautions!Xiao Qing went to the movies by herself!

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