How did you wear it!

Qiao Yiqiao was still thinking for a second: Oh~ I am really a model of the disabled~

Seeing that he is about to use that trembling right hand to send his little Qiao to the pinnacle of happiness!

The next second... Ping!pong!Boom!

He suddenly jumped out of the big black pot at the foot of the bed, a big living person!

The lid of the stainless steel cauldron was blown off!

Qiao Yiqiao's eyeballs almost popped out of their sockets!He~~~ let out a throat, and felt the chrysanthemum under his body tighten, and the urge to urinate, the handicapped eighth right hand squeezed Xiao Xiaoqiao hard, and Xiao Qiao spurted out puff after puff The white slurry——the first one was unprepared, and it erupted straight at the black shadow that suddenly appeared. For this reason, nothing wasted, it was all sprayed on his own chin and chest.

The two protagonists who are fighting fiercely on the computer are still um~ah~ bang bang bang, the volume was originally not considered loud, but now it reverberates in the room, abruptly creating a surround sound effect, deafening and thunderous .

Qiao Yiqiao was the first to come to his senses, not because of anything else, but because the person standing in the black pot had an extremely familiar face.

Xiaoqing!

It turned out to be Xiaoqing!

He didn't even care to wipe off the white turbidity on his body, so he staggered down from the bed and supported the person in the pot. Because he was too nervous, his voice was a little sharp, and there was a hint of just The hoarse aftertaste of the orgasm: "Xiao Qing! How are you, Xiao Qing? God, why are you so careless! One end fell into the pot? I should have told you to get a pot lid! Wake up! I won't let you die! "

When it comes to the back, they are all crying.

While supporting him, he freed his right hand and slapped Ye Wuqing's face several times, pinching Lanhua and pointing at the people who wanted to pinch him.

Although Xiao Qing's eyes were open and her body was still warm, she was in a daze for a long time without blinking. No matter how she looked at her, she looked ominous!

The uninjured but breathless sparrow flashed before Qiao Yiqiao's eyes again, and he felt that he was about to suffocate.

"Huh... huh?"

His right hand was suddenly intercepted in mid-air.

The hand that stopped him was bigger and stronger, with a dry palm and a very hot temperature.

Ye Wuqing finally repaid Yang, and stopped Xiao Qiao's further rescue plan in time, the complicated expression on his face didn't know how to describe it in words: "Calm down, I'm not dead... I, I'm fine. "

There were two big teardrops hanging on Qiao Yiqiao's eyelashes, he lowered his head as if in disbelief, and put his ear to Xiao Qing's chest to listen.

Bang!Bang!Bang!

It was sonorous and powerful, and the speed was vaguely fast.

He turned his head, put his forehead against Xiao Qing's chest, and wiped the wet eyelashes on his clothes.

The bases of the ears turned red belatedly.

Soon it spread to the cheeks and neck.

The right hand struggled vigorously, and after breaking free from the control of the big hand, it stretched out nervously and wiped it on his nightgown. The palm of the palm was as hot as fire.

He took a step back, raised his head slightly and gave Xiao Qing a hard look: "Why are you still standing in the pot? Come out!"

Ye Wuqing: "...Oh."

With long legs, he walked out of the black pot.He had probably never experienced such an embarrassing moment in his life. The two of them were silent for a few seconds before Ye Wuqing pointed to his chin.

Qiao Yiqiao wiped it with his hand, and it was wet and cool.

In the computer: ah~hmm~ bang bang bang.

Qiao Yiqiao jumped up like a cat whose tail was stepped on, swung his arms, closed the computer with a slap, then put on his slippers and ran to the bathroom without looking back: "You just stay here! Wait a minute I will settle accounts with you again!"

There was the sound of dripping water in the bathroom.

Ye Wuqing looked around.In front was the big white bed, the quilt on the bed was messy, two pillows stacked upright against the head of the bed, besides a yellowish desk lamp on the bedside table, it was a computer that had stopped making any noise.There is a printed carpet on the ground floor, and there is a desk on the far left. In addition to the desktop computer, there is also a familiar sixteen-mo script on it. The script is spread out. It is estimated that Xiao Qiao has read it just now.Beside the desk is a huge lemon yellow suitcase, and next to the box is a large silver-white pot lid, turned upside down and facing his direction...

"...I should have told you to get a pot lid!"

"...Wake up quickly! I won't let you die!"

Ye Wuqing's eyes were dark, and he quickly tapped the air with the five fingers of his right hand a few times. He stepped towards the big pot cover, and with a touch of his toe, the pot cover would automatically pop up, catch it, and return to the clay pot to cover it.

A few clear dusty footprints were left on the clean floral rug.

Ye Wuqing frowned.

Just at this time, Xiao Qiao came out of the bathroom, covered with water vapor, her face was not so red at last, she was relieved to see Ye Wuqing was still there, and ran over wearing slippers: "You actually sent yourself here?! Tell me the truth, is it unintentional or intentional!"

Now, Ye Wuqing can't lie to him anymore, and said in a deep voice, "...on purpose."

"Okay!" Qiao Yiqiao punched him angrily, "How dare you lie to me! So you deliberately induced me to say that the pottery bowl couldn't pass on living things?"

It was also at this time that Qiao Yiqiao realized that Xiao Qing was so tall, a full half a head taller than him, and his muscles were almost as good as those made of fine steel. This made him, a handicapped person, even worse, and his right hand trembled even more.

Ye Wuqing grabbed his right arm, and flicked his five fingers, ignoring Xiao Qiao's ouch, pressing from the back of his hand to the hollow of his shoulder.After pressing the right arm, put it down, and changed the left arm.

Qiao Yiqiao pressed him like a big fat cat that had just been served by a shit shovel officer, his eyes were comfortably squinted, with two puddles of water hazy, and he could no longer maintain the eyebrows and eyes that he deliberately put on before. up.

"Don't think, think that I won't pursue your crime of deceiving the emperor... Oh, take it easy," Qiao Yiqiao gave him a non-threatening look, "Not only did you deceive the emperor, but you came here without even saying hello." , I’m telling you that if I’m frightened by you, you can practice the Sunflower Book later! Hmm~ this strength is good and comfortable.”

"I asked you." Ye Wuqing was also very wronged, "You said you were having lunch."

"It's right to have lunch!" Qiao Yiqiao said forcefully, "This is a man's spiritual food!"

It can be said that his face does not change and his heart beats. It is conceivable that he was not only taking a shower in the bathroom just now, but the key is to seize the opportunity to give himself sufficient psychological construction.

What's the matter, there are men who don't masturbate!Xiao Qing's right hand must have been impure long ago, dare to laugh at him?

Soon, he resumed his unfriendly tone: "Don't try to change the subject! Honestly explain the crime of deceiving the emperor!"

"My fault," Ye Wuqing confessed his guilt simply and neatly, "I let you know that clay pots can transmit living things, just in case you jumped in on the spur of the moment. Before passing it on to others, it would be very risky after all. I have a surprise for you."

"Comrade Xiaoqing, I think you may have misunderstood my IQ." Qiao Yiqiao thought to himself, and jumped in on the spur of the moment. How stupid is he?Not alive enough! "Besides, surprises are surprises. Why do you use them?"

"Maybe you gave me too many surprises?" Ye Wuqing said with an upright and calm face, "So when I have a chance, I always want to reciprocate."

Qiao Yiqiao: "..."

What happened to the sudden feeling of guilt in my heart?

But with his cunning and cunning, Xiao Qing couldn't let Xiao Qing see his guilty conscience.

Before that, there was only support.

"Okay, I'll pinch it later," Qiao Yiqiao lifted his chin in a grand manner, "There are slippers in the bedside table, you can go to the bathroom to wash up too."

Especially the face!

He was in a hurry just now, but he slapped him on the face several times!

ah!Can't think about it at all.

Ye Wuqing let go of his arm like a simple and honest person, took the slippers as he instructed, and walked straight to the bathroom.

Afraid that he would not be able to use modern shower facilities, Qiao Yiqiao worriedly followed him. The two of them squeezed together in the cubicle of the bathroom. It was hazy, and I could only vaguely see two figures shaking, but the details were not clear.

The sweet peach flavor is mouth-watering.

"This is the switch, adjust the temperature left and right..."

"Wash your body with shower gel, wash your hair with shampoo..."

"I didn't prepare your clothes, so I can only wear the bathrobes prepared by the hotel..."

"Just put the clothes you took off in the laundry basket. I'll ask the service staff to take them to dry cleaning later..."

"That's all for the time being. If there is anything you don't understand, just ask me loudly. I can hear it outside."

Qiao Yiqiao explained almost the same, so he went out and closed the door.It stands to reason that he was quite tired at first, but just now he had another blow, and Xiao Qing massaged him a few more times with zhenqi, and now he should be impatient to go to bed and rest.

But the body is floating like a cloud, but the spirit seems to have swallowed a handful of brilliance, that is called excitement!Walking back and forth at the bathroom door with hands behind their backs, listening to the movement inside from time to time.

The sound of water splashing.

Qiao Yiqiao raised his voice and asked, "Hey, how does it feel when you teleport? Are you dizzy? Will it be as colorful and eye-catching as a kaleidoscope?"

Ye Wuqing inside let her hair loose, and rubbed a lot of foam on her head with the shampoo that Xiao Qiao brought: "I don't feel like it, I come here as soon as my eyes get dark. My brain won't be dizzy, if there is no top on it." with a pot lid."

"Hahaha," Qiao Yiqiao didn't feel sorry for him at all, "Yes! I want you to surprise me!"

He said again: "Xiao Qing, where did you put the big black pot before you came here? Don't let others pick it up, you almost frightened me when you came out of the pot, and if someone else comes out, life will be impossible. "

"Don't worry, it's a very hidden place, no one will pick it up."

"Actually, you can pass it on... Hahaha, I'm really happy," Qiao Yiqiao simply leaned against the frosted bathroom door, staring at the strong figure dangling inside, wishing he couldn't see too clearly, " I have checked a lot of ancient materials recently, and they are not as beautiful as Zhu Liangxiu in the time-traveling novels. Since you have come here, why don’t you go back? I’ll ask someone to get you a legal identity. Learning ability, it won't take long to be the same as modern people..."

The sound of water inside sounded again, and Ye Wuqing began to wash away the white foam from his hair.

"It's good here," his voice passed through the water curtain, and it seemed less real, like a subwoofer, with a different kind of impact: "But have you ever thought about why the ceramic bowl gradually becomes bigger?"

"Maybe it chose us for its purpose." Ye Wuqing had obviously thought about it many times, and his voice was not high, but he was very firm, "The Great Week is almost over, and the people there are living a bad life. , precarious, starving and dying everywhere. I want to try to see if I can make it as good as here one day."

"Of course, this is also your chance..."

The frosted bathroom door opened.

The strong chest muscles were exposed outside the white bathrobe, and the steaming heat rushed towards his face.