How did you wear it!

When Song Xiaofei came in, he complained first.

When he saw Qiao Yiqiao hiding behind the door, the expression on his face became even more frightening: "Fuck! Why are you suddenly wearing special effects makeup at home!"

Qiao Yiqiao smiled coldly, copying Xiaoqing's expression (￣.￣).

Song Xiaofei showed him hairy all over, and he couldn't help but stand up straight with his chest up and his head upright.Qiao Yiqiao at this time actually reminded him of the nervousness and fear when he first met Mr. Qiao Zhensheng...

Well, Mr. Qiao Zhensheng is Qiao Yiqiao's wealthy father of the generation.

Qiao Yiqiao was silent at first, then raised the tails of his eyes, raised his chin slightly, shifted his gaze for half a second, then shifted back again, and continued to stare at Song Xiaofei (￣.￣).

Song Xiaofei: "..."

Qiao Yiqiao: "Hehe, scumbag. (~￣▽￣)~"

Song Xiaofei hated why he didn't choose a Chinese major in college, so now that he lacks vocabulary, he can't describe the whole process of Qiao Yiqiao's collapse in a second!

In the end, he could only define it as: a monkey's smile suddenly bloomed on the Buddha's face...

Try your best, understand it.

"I beg you, ancestor!" Song Xiaofei was so exhausted after being dumbfounded that he almost knelt down to Qiao Yiqiao, "What kind of game are you playing! Speaking of which, I have long suspected that you were killed by some dirty thing. Possessed... why don't we go to worship in the temple another day?"

Qiao Yiqiao only thought he was a brain twitch, and waved his hands very proudly: "Feudalism! Superstition! Haven't you heard a sentence? The me today is not the me of yesterday, don't look at me in three days! What you felt just now Yes, it’s the power of acting! You can even add the buff of mind shock, so I’ll ask you if you’re convinced!”

"If you want to say that..." Song Xiaofei's eyes lit up instead, "Maybe it's true! Xiao Qiao, have you opened your mind? God, God finally opened his eyes!"

He rubbed his hands excitedly, and asked actively: "Come on, I didn't react just now, you can give me another shock, let me experience it carefully..."

Qiao Yiqiao adjusted his facial expression, turned his head, Xiaoqing possessed him! (￣.￣)

Song Xiaofei: "..."

Five seconds later, he urgently urged: "Change to another, such as... shy?"

Dongfang Da is very domineering in front of everyone in the world, but in front of his brother Lian, he is a little girl who has fallen in love wholeheartedly, so the emotion of "cozy" is also very important for character creation.

In modern terminology, this is called contrast cuteness!

Qiao Yiqiao: "...What?"

He blinked his eyes, pursed his lips and gave Song Xiaofei a coquettish smile~(●ω●)

Song Xiaofei: "...Okay, go and remove your makeup, it's getting late."

While removing makeup, Qiao Yiqiao argued with Brother Afei: "You think it's wrong for me to act shyly because the makeup is not suitable! You will experience it later when I remove the makeup, and I promise it won't be the same effect..."

Song Xiaofei nodded without sincerity: "Yes, that's right, it's all about makeup! Anybody on the street will know that your personality is clearly looking back and smiling at Bai Meisheng, Liugong Fendai has no color!"

Qiao Yiqiao took a comb and threw it at him, Song Xiaofei avoided it hahaha.

Special effects makeup is not easy to put on, and it is also quite difficult to remove. There are often crews with magical themes, and most of the time is wasted on makeup during shooting, and seven or eight hours can be found everywhere.Of course, relatively speaking, Qiao Yiqiao's is still a minimalist version, and it can be done in half an hour.

His bedroom door was locked. When Song Xiaofei knocked on the door, he quickly sent Xiao Qing his mobile phone, glue, extension oil, hair spray, beard cream, etc., and then came out to open the door for him.On the contrary, the utility room facing the main door is open all around, with all kinds of mirrors and white wine bottles placed in a mess, otherwise Brother Afei wouldn't have complained that he wanted to learn from Shi Guanyin when he first arrived.

Song Xiaofei's natural nanny temperament, after sitting on the sofa for a while, he couldn't sit still anymore, and wanted to go to the utility room to tidy up for him: "Is there nothing you can't move in there?"

"No," Qiao Yiqiao said vaguely, "but it's all made of glass, so be gentle and don't break it for me."

Song Xiaofei neatly placed all kinds of wine bottles on the shelves. The mirrors could be hung up, and those that couldn't be hung up could only be placed one on top of the other. Soon the utility room became clear again. Cool.

"It's okay to talk about the mirror, why did you buy so much liquor?" After cleaning up, Song Xiaofei walked to the door of the bathroom, leaned on the door frame and asked, "Tsk, with your little drinking capacity, every time you drink too much, you will crawl like a cat to school." Meow... If it's for collection, those brands you bought are meaningless! Yudingchun, Yuquanchun... are all miscellaneous brands..."

"I think the bottle looks good!" Qiao Yiqiao gave him a sideways glance. "They are all made of glass, unique in shape, transparent and beautiful! Let me tell you, I hate plastic the most, and those with iron lids..."

"Hehe, do you think that if you can't see the plastic on the outside, there is no plastic inside?" Song Xiaofei explained to him, "High alcohol liquor is particularly volatile, so don't look at these bottles. There are little plastic stoppers…”

"Really?!"

"What are you afraid of? Anyway, you can't see it from the outside."

Qiao Yiqiao nodded indiscriminately. He was thinking that he would have to remind Xiao Qing later that if there were any in the five bottles he picked, it would be best to take them out before selling them.

"If loving you is wrong, I'd rather go crazy for you..." Suddenly a familiar melody sounded, and Song Xiaofei picked up the phone.

"Hello? Oh yes, it's me. What? There was a car accident? It's nothing serious, right? It's okay, it's okay, no one wants this kind of thing, it's okay to postpone it for two days, after all, the quality is the most important...Okay, Weibo will Forwarded, um, I will contact you later..."

After chatting for more than a minute, they hung up the phone.

Qiao Yiqiao poked his head out from the bathroom: "What's wrong?"

"The photographer who made an appointment to take the makeup photos for you today suddenly got into a car accident while rushing here from the airport," Song Xiaofei shrugged, "It is said that his life is not in danger, but he broke his leg and is currently undergoing treatment in the hospital This photographer's skills are excellent, and the crew couldn't find someone to replace him for a while, so we had to postpone the makeup photo shooting until the day after tomorrow, saying that Chen Feibai just happened to be free that day."

Even Qiao Yiqiao has heard of Chen Feibai's name, and he is best at photographing ancient costume characters. He has taken makeup photos for several hugely popular ancient costume films. Forcibly raising the expectation value of a film by several percentage points, many crews want to invite him to film.But the problem is that Chen Feibai is very picky, he doesn't like ordinary dramas, and he doesn't know how "Swordsman" moved him.

"It's good to postpone it for two days, you can still prepare more." Song Xiaofei saw the dawn of Qiao Yiqiao's acting improvement. Similarly, there are always some unrealistic ambitions - if my child can be given a little more time, maybe my child will be admitted to Tsinghua University and Peking University?

It's very strange that Qiao Yiqiao's brainwaves coincided with his brainwaves: "Yes! Prepare more, and you will be a blockbuster when the time comes!"

The two of them thought about it for a while, looked at each other and smiled, feeling very happy in their hearts.

"After a while, the production team will post a Weibo, announcing the exact time when the makeup photos will come out. I will @you at that time. You don't have to worry about this, I will forward it for you. Just concentrate on studying how to act in the past two days. Grab Seize this opportunity, and the dawn of victory is just around the corner!"

"Ok!"

"Then I'll go back first. Don't be too exhausted in your research. Eat something nutritious, take care of your skin, and control your weight. We are taking the path of both internal and external cultivation. We must grasp it with both hands. Be tough!"

"Ok!"

"come on!"

"Ok!"

As usual, Song Xiaofei floated away from Qiao Yiqiao's house after giving his little ancestor the blood.

Qiao Yiqiao continued to remove his makeup, and then carefully applied the ginseng pearl cream.In the mirror, his skin was white with a pink hue, not to mention how elastic it was to the touch, and he was in excellent condition!

He happily entered the bedroom, came to the front of the pot, and asked Xiao Qing's current development: "How is it, do you know how to apply special effects makeup? Show me the effect!"

……

Ye Wuqing read the special effects "Uncle's makeup の 独法.avI" sent to him by Xiao Qiao from beginning to end.

Xiao Qiao's white, tender and slender hands are simply the ultimate aphrodisiac in the eyes of manual control patients!

Speaking of which, he was able to become an instant hit in the first play, and his good hands are also a very important factor!In the "Legend of the Sky Fox", the scumbag scholar played by Qiao Yiqiao had a "passionate scene" with the heroine——

Of course, in order to pass the trial smoothly, the so-called passionate scene was nothing more than a red candle lighted up. Qiao Yiqiao was wearing a white jacket, with long black and beautiful hair hanging down, standing by the bed and gently pinching the heroine's chin.The hostess was only wearing a big red apron on her upper body. After pinching his chin, he moved down, his fingertips slowly slid across the hostess' bare neck and arms. Finally, he leaned over with a chuckle and pushed the hostess down on the bed. Then it descended, and gradually a few ambiguous groans sounded from the shadow of the lamp...

That's it!Living color and fragrance, after being broadcast, fans are crazy cut into animals and sell Amway everywhere.

Imagine the touch of those hands slowly sliding over the skin... I can't help being excited!

Ye Wuqing's current progress bar is still on "The Secret History of Princess Xiaoyao", but he has never seen "Legend of the Sky Fox", so he still doesn't know what kind of magical power Xiao Qiao's hands have.

When he was watching his makeup video, he would always be inexplicably attracted by those hands——

This wasn't the first time, this kind of situation had happened before when he put on Dongfang Invincible's makeup.

Those hands are very sensitive, flying up and down like butterflies wearing flowers.Slowly, that youthful face was gradually stained with a frosty color, the forehead, the corners of the eyes, and the sides of the nose... all had countless lines that were difficult to distinguish between true and false. The color of the skin became darker, and even the eyes The shape has changed significantly...

Turning clouds and raining hands.

This is different from ordinary makeup. After the special effect makeup is completed, it can make a person have a world-shaking change!If he hadn't watched from the beginning to the end, even with Ye Wuqing's eyesight, he couldn't believe that they were the same person!

Especially when Xiao Qiao looks majesticly at the camera.

A sense of strangeness that comes over us.

His gray and white long hair was tied neatly behind his head, and he carried a certain aura of perennial pampering. Once you saw him, you could easily tell that he was not an ordinary person.

Ye Wuqing was in a trance for a rare moment.

Immediately afterwards, the person in the camera suddenly widened his eyes and smiled like a little fox who just stole an old hen, trembling all over his body: "My God! My God! I didn't realize that I was getting old You can look so handsome after makeup! I'm so handsome that I almost fall in love with myself!"

When it was over, she pouted at the mirror and kissed the person in the mirror.

Ye Wuqing: "..."

His palms began to itch uncontrollably again.

After turning off the video, he went straight to the pot and stretched out his hands to measure its current size.

Shaking his head when he was done, Ye Wuqing got up again and brought all the tools for special effect makeup such as wrinkle glue and extension oil, and followed Xiao Qiao's steps to apply them on his face in order.

The dexterity of his hands is not inferior to Xiao Qiao's at all. After all, he is a Lianjiazi, and his control over the subtleties has already evolved into instinct.It is even a little faster than Xiao Qiao when using it before and after, and finally spray it on the hair roots and temples with a light spray.

Look at the effect again.

In the mirror, he was also as old as 20 years old, and when he looked around, the power that was in his bones was undoubtedly revealed.If it is said that after Xiao Qiao "grows old", she still has to rely on the aura borrowed from Xiaoqing's place to hold her up, so as not to show timidity, so as not to violate the harmony.After Ye Wuqing "grows old", there is no need to change deliberately, and he can give people a sense of naturalness!Xiao Qiao is more like a pampered "lord", but Ye Wuqing is more like a big man who is in charge and gives orders!

"...show me the effect..."

Not long after the makeup was put on, Xiao Qiao sent another letter.He took a headshot of himself with the front camera of his mobile phone. After taking a closer look, everything that should be exposed was exposed, so he passed the mobile phone back to Xiao Qiao in satisfaction.

If you learn the lessons from the past, you can't provide Xiao Qiao with too much material!

After passing on the mobile phone, he went outside and pulled up the fishing rod that was submerged in the water.Sure enough, there was no bait on the hook. It was estimated that a fish had been caught, but unfortunately there was no one on the shore, so it broke free from the hook and ran away.

Ye Wuqing didn't care too much, he set the bait again and threw the fishing line into the water.

The place where he parked the boat happened to have a very large tidal flat on the outskirts. There was a large area of ​​reeds growing on the tidal flat. As far as the eye could see, there was water all over the sky. From time to time, some wild birds and wild ducks could be seen crawling in and out of it.The water flow forms an oblate vortex in the front left, and from time to time, fish can be seen swimming quickly below, and if they are unlucky, they will be picked up and eaten by water birds that suddenly plunge down.

Not long after Ye Wuqing took the bait down, he saw the buoy suddenly shake. With a flick of his wrist, a big silver-white fish flew into the sky, drew a parabola, and just landed in the wooden barrel beside him. .

The name of this kind of fish is Qiaozuierbai. It has a long body and a flat body. It has a very fierce temperament. It tastes tender and tender, without the earthy smell that ordinary river fish have. It is second to none.

He didn't have much effort, and he caught several pouty whites one after another.Guessing that it was almost enough to eat, he put away the fishing rod and carried the wooden barrel into the cabin.

"Xiao Qiao, do you eat fish?"

……

Qiao Yiqiao thinks that their Xiaoqing is really a genius!

Look at this special effect makeup!

It can be compared with his own hands!

It was the first time in his life that he became a teacher, and he received such monstrous students as Xiaoqing.No wonder the professors in the school smile when they see bullies and roll their eyes when they see bad students!Qiao Yiqiao, a scumbag who used to slander him before, but now he is like a young man who has just become a father, and immediately understands the greatness of a father's love!

With an itch in his heart, he wondered if he should continue to teach Xiao Qing something else?Like scars?Big gold tooth?Even body painting?

Xiao Qing looks so good-looking, when a bandit always feels that his image is not quite right——

You see, there are so many TV dramas released every year, which handsome guy has played the bandit!A bandit should be a big, bearded, chest-haired man!As soon as the voice was opened, the sound shook Heyue!Wielding an iron ax or mace, they run wildly like a black whirlwind!

That's not a business that relies on looks to make a living!

Xiao Qiao is very worried about the future of the fanboy.

Look at the Lanling King back then, such a heroic figure, because he was so good-looking, he couldn't restrain the enemy!I had no choice but to wear a mask with green faces and fangs, and then kill the enemy soldiers crying and howling...

Yes!King Lanling inspired him!

Qiao Yiqiao felt that he would have to change a suitable mask for Xiao Qingtao later.

How about the masquerade kind?Show a bit of the tip of the nose, mouth and chin...

It must be very handsome.

Just as he was about to sketch an imaginary picture, Ye Wuqing's note came over. After reading it, he replied: "What fish?"

In a blink of an eye, two large silver-white fish appeared in the pot.

Still looks unharmed, but has already passed away.

He put the two fish in the kitchen sink.

When I came back again, I saw another plate of snow-white sashimi in the clay pot.

They are arranged in a U shape on the plate to form a flower-shaped circle. Each piece is as thin as paper, and it can transmit light when clamped.In addition to the overall whiteness, there is a little pink on the bottom edge, not to mention whether it is delicious or not, the appearance alone is attractive enough!

Qiao Yiqiao ate a slice first, and the fish melted in his mouth, which was even more plump than the sashimi he ate at a three-star Michelin star.He went to the kitchen to mix two dipping sauces with special soy sauce and mustard, and took some ice cubes from the refrigerator, half for himself and half for Xiaoqing.

After adding ice, the fish looks more crispy and tough, and then dipped in soy sauce, um~~

A plate was eaten up in no time.

"anything else?"

"Forget it, you have to keep restraint when you eat delicious food. When you think about it later, you will feel that it is a kind of happiness~ By the way, what is the name of this fish? How do you want to eat those two?"

"It's called Qiaozuierbai, you can eat it as you like."

"Then I'll have one steamed and one charcoal grilled. By the way, Xiaoqing, you are now rafting on the river? The scenery must be beautiful, I really want to see it with my own eyes! And do you want to bring clay pots with you to Daming Mansion tomorrow? Ready to go by water?"

……

After reading the reply, Ye Wuqing's eyes suddenly became deep. He stood up suddenly, turned on the camera of his mobile phone, and saw the big river outside, the green reeds in the yellow, the swaying boats, and the continuous take-off and landing. All the wild birds were photographed over and over again.

It was already more than half of the afternoon, the sun turned orange red, and a large sunset glow appeared in the sky, reflecting the river water into a warm tone.A thin mist gradually appeared on the surface of the river, thick and faint, like a beauty covered with a veil like smoke, making it even more beautiful.

"Tomorrow I will bring the clay basin, but you don't want to pass on things. It is indeed a waterway to go to Daming Mansion, and I will sleep alone on the boat tonight."

He won't rest assured to put the clay basin anywhere he can't reach.

If he is about to die in danger, he must break the pot before he dies!To prevent someone from going to Xiao Qiao's place through the clay basin and bringing him unnecessary danger.

"Ahhh, I'm already drunk... The scenery of the ancient primitive ecology is so beautiful! By the way, if you want to bring a pottery pot, I just have a newly bought leather backpack, which is just the right size to fit into the pottery pot. Wrap a blanket inside, whether you carry it on your back or hug it, it’s safe and convenient.”

Sure enough, he tried it, and the size of the "backpack" was just enough to hold the clay basin, so he wrapped a blanket around the clay basin, and piled up the rest on the mouth of the basin, zipped it up, and it looked bulging Yes, you can't even see the outline of the clay basin.It couldn't be more appropriate.

After Ye Wuqing finished these things, he remembered that Xiao Qiao didn't send back his mobile phone...

With an ominous premonition in his heart, he then opened a new note.

"However, if you spend the night alone on the boat, it will definitely be very lonely~ Don't be afraid~ You can watch "The Secret History of the Happy Princess"! Let me tell you Xiaoqing, I have three works now, when you finish reading "The Secret History of the Happy Princess" ", and I can still watch the other two! With your speed of watching dramas, I suspect that when you finish watching three dramas, my new drama will just catch up!"

Ye Wuqing's eyes suddenly went dark.

……

Qiao Yiqiao slept soundly at night.

Speaking of which, his sleep quality has always been very good, probably because he has nothing to worry about. Going to bed early and getting up early every day is the best maintenance. His skin is smooth and slippery, and he doesn’t fasten it when he wears ice silk pajamas The strap couldn't fit at all, and the light fell down.

His task today is to develop a sense of "shyness"!

... What the hell is Ma Dan's shyness!His mother was single until now, but many people are shy towards him...

I winked at the mirror for a long time, but couldn't find a clue.

Alas, distress.

……

As a simple ancient person, Ye Wuqing got up a little late today.

The reason is that he watched five episodes of "The Secret History of Happy Princess" last night.Xiao Qiao, who plays the role of eunuch in it, vomits blood, jumps off a cliff, flirts with the princess, and confides with the prince. He is like a busy bee!

At the end, the prince in the play was finally cornered by the prince, and it seemed that he was going to rebel.

With neither soldiers nor food, anyway, Ye Wuqing couldn't see clearly what he was going to do.

But then again, which one of the plots of this drama is right?He can only follow the trend, and he will see how others act.

After eating some dry food for breakfast, he slowly drove the boat back to Qushuiwu, which is a small wharf. Along the way, he encountered many boats coming and going. They were not big boats. They came out to fish one morning. , there were also merchant ships hurrying on their way, and saw two painted boats with red lanterns hanging on the prows. A woman in disheveled clothes squatted by the boat to wash. When she saw Ye Wuqing, she raised her head and smiled at him, and then immediately turned red again Face bowed his head.

A bandit named Gouwa was poking around at the pier, but Ye Wuqing was too easy to bear, he looked at it as if he didn't see it, and waited until Ye Wuqing called his name, then he stared at it and looked at it. After looking again and again, his mouth opened wide, and suddenly he ran away as if he had seen a ghost.After a while, Wang Dabiao and his party, who were drinking tea over there, rushed over in stride.

A dozen men boarded the boat silently.

"Has everything been arranged on the mountain?"

"It's all arranged! Brother, don't worry!"

With men and horses, he doesn't need to row the boat by himself. Ye Wuqing stood on the bow with his hands behind his back for a while, only to feel several scorching eyes staring at him, making him want to ignore the past.

"Say something."

"Well, big brother," Wang Dabiao chuckled and scratched his head, "You know how to perform such an amazing disguise?"

"Ah."

"By the way, why don't I see the goods on the ship? Could it be that something went wrong on the way to pick up the goods? What should I do?"

"The cargo is in the hold."

Wang Dabiao looked in the direction of his finger, and saw a camphorwood box, barely big enough to hold a person.He muttered inwardly, what can such a small amount of goods be enough for!Just the ginseng jewel and fox fur seized earlier, this small box might not even be able to hold it, right?

Open the lid, and you can see that the top layer of the box is covered with a layer of reed grass mat.

There are straw mats, which means that the goods must be more afraid of being knocked and bumped.

Wang Dabiao's subordinates became lighter.

Then, when the goods in the box revealed their true colors, there was a sudden gasp in the not-so-spacious cabin!

"My dear mother!" Wang Dabiao stretched his arms, "It's so bright! How much does it cost! Brother, I'm convinced of your ability!"

Ye Wuqing paced over, and several bandits surrounding the box hurriedly made way for him.

When he reached the box, he reached out and took out a glass bottle with a square bottom embossed with a lotus seat, and unscrewed the cap of the same lotus-shaped glass bottle.

The bandits sniffed.

"It's filled with wine?! The wine smells and you know it must be very strong!"

"This bottle has been opened before, just so you can share it."

As soon as they heard that they had opened it, the bandits drooled and didn't make much excuses.I picked up a rough clay bowl in the cabin, poured out the white wine in the glass bottle, and looked at the sun first.

"It's so clear, this wine!"

Most of Zhou Shi's wines are cloudy because they are all undistilled, with a maximum alcohol content of around [-] degrees and a relatively mild taste.Bad wine will have a sour taste, and if you mix it with more water, few people will get drunk, and at most they will drink to their stomachs.

They had expected that the wine must be very strong, but they didn't expect it to be this strong!

As soon as I drank it into my throat, it was instantly spicy and hot, like swallowing a ball of fire, rolling down my throat!

The chill all over his body was dispelled.

"Cool!"

"Treading horses is the wine that men should drink!"

"No wonder it's packed in such a precious glass bottle! Only this kind of wine is worthy of such a container!"

"Damn it, you all save some for me, Gouwa, what about you! You drink so much, are you looking for a beating?"

Most of the bottle of wine was drunk in a blink of an eye.