How did you wear it!

Ye Wuqing knew early on that there would be many mysteries in the future world.

But the few brightly colored books that Xiao Qiao passed on later still shocked him a lot.

"Children Learn Pinyin", and "One Hundred Thousand Whys (Children's Phonetic Version)".Red, green and green characters with big heads and small bodies are drawn on the cover. The latter opens the cover, and the eight books inside are according to different colors, namely birds and marine animals, the world around us, the mysteries of the earth, and fun books. Science, the world of bugs, mammals, interesting nature, cute human body.

What parts does the human body consist of?

Why can the camera take pictures?

How can a rocket fly off the earth without wings?

Why do kangaroos have pockets on their stomachs?

Why are there spring, summer, autumn and winter?

How big is the universe?

How far is the sun from us?

Why can hot air balloons fly into the sky?

Why are the lights on?

Why do bullets hurt people?

Why does the steel giant ship not sink in the water?

……

He only flipped through a few pages casually, and he was already dumbfounded by the content inside!

"3~6 years old..."

叶无倾并不认识这两个阿拉伯数字,他并没有急着去问小乔，而是留心观察这些书籍下面的页码，从1到10,然后就是11到20,最后还有100、101……

Why in modern times, Arabic numerals have become common counting symbols all over the world?Without him, it is convenient, simple, and easy to calculate. Even kindergarten children can master it after two days of learning.

With Ye Wuqing's IQ, he figured it out by himself as soon as he paid attention.

And just because he figured it out, it was even more shocking!

Three to six years old?In the future world, are these all-encompassing knowledge only needed by children aged three to six?

He quickly thought of the snotty-nosed little monkey cubs whizzing around all day long in the cottage, few of them could even recognize their own names...

Ye Wuqing looks at the world on the other side through Xiao Qiao, it feels like seeing a small sharp tip of an iceberg in the sea, but the heavy pressure is already coming, because you never know, that iceberg is actually What a giant!

That night, Ye Wuqing didn't sleep at all. He lit a candle and read "One Hundred Thousand Whys" from beginning to end.

From the entrance of the cave, the morning light revealed a little faint light, hitting Ye Wuqing's eyes, which made him wake up instantly.Because he kept the same posture for a long time, all the bones in his body seemed to be rusted. He stretched and crackled.Put the clay pot and those books into a stone hole he dug out, and cover it with a slightly larger flat stone.Ye Wuqing went to the mountain stream to wash his face with water, even though he didn't sleep all night, he didn't look haggard at all, instead he looked radiant, like a sword that had just been sharpened!

This cottage...is still too small.

As a young boy, he wasn't even sure he could protect the clay bowl from being discovered.

The most precious treasure in the world, only the virtuous live there.

What is a virtuous person?

If he can't get stronger quickly, the bigger and bigger pottery bowls will be like a child holding gold in a busy market. At that time, not only his life will be lost, but the silly little Qiao on the other side will definitely be eaten as bones and dregs None left.

Now that he has this opportunity, if he still sinks in the midst of flies and dogs all day long, even he himself will look down on himself!

Ye Wuqing stood on the edge of the cliff behind the mountain, and suddenly let out a clear and long howl, which shocked countless birds and beasts to scurry in the forest.Suddenly, his eyes lit up, and by a mountain stream not far from the cliff, he saw several wild boars burying their heads in eating pine nuts. The three big boars were followed by several small ones. The largest boar looked like three It weighs five hundred catties, has long fangs, and is covered with a layer of wet blue mud armor. It looks as fat as a mountain of meat.

He sneaked down along the cliff, first shot through both eyes of the boar with a throwing knife, and then rushed forward with his body, pierced a big gap in its throat with a sword, just cut off the artery!The pig's blood that spewed out in an instant turned into a red mist, and the boar screamed and ran wildly for a while with his head covered, and then lay down with a bang, out of breath but not in.

The two sow wild boars wanted to attack him, but when they saw this brutal scene, they all stopped in fright, and then turned around and ran away with the young wild boars.

Ye Wuqing wiped the blood-stained long swords, and he didn't chase after them any more, just let them run away without a trace.

Just at this time, Wang Dabiao heard the howling sound, and brought a few men over to look around the cliff. When they saw Ye Wuqing and the big wild boar lying at his feet, they were all overjoyed, rolled their hands into trumpet shapes, and shouted at Ye Wuqing : "Hahaha, big brother, good tricks! I'll ask someone to go down and carry it immediately!"

They didn't have Ye Wuqing's skills, so they had to go around the road. When Wang Dabiao brought someone over, they found that the big wild boar had already been bled by Ye Wuqing, and the two front legs were chopped off and put aside alone. He was going to keep it for himself to eat.

Anyone who knows how to eat knows that they are also legs. Pork front legs are much more delicious than pig hind legs. The meat is more delicate and the bones are more symmetrical.It is especially used to make braised elbows. Cooked over a low heat, the skin is soft and waxy, and the inside is tender and fragrant. Take a bite and enjoy it like a fairy.

Of course, for these bandits, meat is delicious!Still care about your front legs and back legs?Whenever they grow a mouthful of iron teeth and copper teeth, they wish they could chew and eat their bones together!

Tie up the big wild boar with hemp rope, and pick it up with a thick wooden stick~

The two thieves shouted "get up" one after the other, and lifted the big wild boar up.When the two of them were too tired to walk, they changed hands and carried it into the cottage after tossing and tossing for half an hour.

The people in the whole cottage were crazy with joy, and the little monkey cubs even surrounded them, they couldn't get away even if they were beaten, they gulped their saliva every time they said a word, their eyes almost stared straight.

A bandit named Wang Dazhu with a thick back and waist, was a butcher before he fell into the grass. Back then, all the fat pigs in ten miles and eight villages had to be stabbed by him.At this time, Shier, the guy holding him, went up and opened the wild boar.His mother-in-law brought a big wooden bucket and put it next to him. Wang Dazhu took out the whole set of pigs and put them in the bucket. They had to be washed carefully, and they were all meat after cooking, so he didn't dare to waste a little.

Wild boar skin is also a treasure. It can be made into leather armor after being tanned. Wearing it can block the penetration of arrows. There are not many leaders in the cottage that can be worn by everyone. This big wild boar is probably able to cut two people. Come.

Pig teeth can be used to make arrowheads—in fact, some larger pig bones can also be used to make arrowheads.The Zhou Dynasty has always strictly controlled the iron tools that are popular among the people. Like Qingfengzhai, ten fingers with iron weapons can be counted, and there are more than a dozen iron-headed farm tools and three to five large iron pots left... Poor It can make those who hear it sad and those who see it cry.

At this time, two temporary stoves had already been erected in the large open space in the center of the village, with a large iron pot on top, and the firewood was piled up on the bottom. They were lit, and there were people everywhere, as lively as the New Year.

Wang Dabiao and Ye Wuqing laughed and said, "I was planning to hold a banquet for eldest brother. Originally, I wanted to kill the two and a half big pigs raised in the back, and then kill the head sheep and some chickens and ducks. I didn't want elder brother to kill everyone. Come on guys. The family does not speak two different languages. From now on, we will entrust our entire family of hundreds of people, young and old, to our elder brother! You are a capable person, and we will follow you. Come and go, whoever frowns, you don't need to tell me, Wang Dabiao will chop him up first!"

Ye Wuqing glanced at him: "How do you usually practice?"

Wang Dabiao scratched his head: "I used to be a trooper in the security agency for several years, and an old security leader taught me for several years, plus I have the strength since I was a child, in terms of skill, I can hold the field. Of course, you are incomparable to Big Brother. Besides me, Tietou also has a few big pillars, some are good at archery, some are good at wielding knives... As for the rest, they are all crop handles. It’s okay to go out to be strong, and if you really have a tough idea, they can’t help you... We have free time on weekdays, and we will play in the school grounds and practice an iron barrel formation that I figured out by myself..."

Ye Wuqing shook his head: "That won't work, Qingfengzhai is fine now, no one is serious with you, if one day the matter of grain seeds leaks out, the catastrophe of breaking the door is just around the corner."

Wang Dabiao looked straight: "Brother, what you said is true! Our Qingfengzhai is a small force. We used to struggle to make ends meet. In fact, no one can afford it. Brother, if you have any orders, just say it, and let us No matter how you practice, just draw the path!"

As the saying goes, opportunities are always accompanied by risks, why wait for the sky to fall?Where does such a beautiful thing come from?

So don't look at Wang Dabiao's ignorance, but he has the awareness that he should have.

"First, find some careful women..."

He clearly explained the precautions for germination in petri dishes that Xiao Qiao said.Wang Dabiao listened carefully and nodded in response.

"Secondly, the cottage has to recruit people and buy supplies. You pick a few trustworthy ones, and go to Daming Mansion with me in these two days! Didn't you find some business cards on those smugglers before? Just Borrowing their way, as long as they give enough benefits, the military supplies can buy a batch back."

"Brother, I also know that if you give enough benefits, those dog officials who are in charge of military supplies will dare to sell even if your own father is not sure..." Wang Dabiao sighed like a toothache, "But the problem is, our Qingfeng Village Poor and white, you can't get anything out of it!"

When he said this, he suddenly remembered something, and his eyes lit up: "Wait, what do you mean, don't you want to sell those mountain ginseng gems?"

Ye Wuqing just smiled: "You don't have to worry about these things, there is only one thing, the person you are looking for must be trustworthy! Let me tell you the truth, my portrait is pasted on the gate of the Daming Mansion. The whereabouts of the leaked half-"

"Brother, don't worry!" Wang Dabiao patted his chest, "Don't say anything else, we are going to have a good life, what kind of brainwashed goods can sell big brother for a little reward? Although we are lost Grass, loyalty is not lacking!"

After expressing his sincerity, Wang Dabiao winked at Ye Wuqing wretchedly and said, "I knew that big brother must be someone! My portrait has only been posted in the county government...you actually managed to make a name for yourself in Daming Mansion..."

Ye Wuqing glanced at him with a half-smile.

Wang Dabiao quickly shut up, and went over there to instruct the cook to cook pig dishes.

The big radish is cut into pieces, and boiled together with the picked pork bones into a milky white soup.

The last dozens of cabbage in the cellar were also cut up, plus tofu and new sprouts, the main ingredient was cut into palm-sized meat slices, two parts fat and eight parts thin, until the meat slices were cooked Translucent, the air is filled with the smell of meat.

In fact, if the wild pork is not handled properly, it will taste far less plump than that of domestic pigs, and there will be a fishy smell that cannot be removed.There are still relatively few seasonings popularized in Dazhou now, and the bandits only have ginger, garlic and pepper star anise available, and there is no cooking wine to remove the fishy smell, and coarse salt is also of inferior quality. It came out really incomparable.

But all the bandits were still drooling, and in the last half hour, apart from the chopping and falling of matches, they could only hear the sound of swallowing together.The nose greedily inhales the fragrance, no one has the heart to speak.

After finally waiting for the meat and vegetables to be stewed, Wang Dabiao waved his hand and said, "Let's serve! Vegetables and soup are served with a spoonful per person, more for men, less for women and children, and the pancakes are enough! Congratulations to our new village master, from now on we will listen to the new village master and have a good life!"

"The village master! The village master!"

Ye Wuqing waved at them.

Wang Dabiao brought out a jar of green bamboo leaves that he treasured, and broke open the mud seal. The aroma of the wine made the heads itch: "Pour them all up! It's full! Brother, you are so stingy!"

"What a big brother! The owner of the village is the big brother!"

Ye Wuqing sat down and had a few glasses of wine with them, and tasted some pork. When he was satisfied, he got up and left the table, and went straight to the secret cave in the back mountain.

"I have decided to go to Daming Mansion tomorrow."

……

Qiao Yiqiao is studying the new version of the script of "Swordsman" which he is about to star in.

Two Dongpo elbows are being stewed in the casserole in the kitchen, with rock sugar, onion, ginger, garlic, cinnamon leaves, star anise and five-spice powder, boiled before and then steamed in the pot, steamed for an hour and a half, and then the spices are fried Put it in a casserole and simmer slowly.Trouble is the point of trouble, the taste is really fragrant!Those people who are Qiao Yiqiao's neighbors have been unlucky these two days, they really don't leave a way for people to survive!Curse him for being fat.

How many times has "Swordsman" been remade, and the plot of each time is slightly different.And these differences are reflected to the greatest extent in the ultimate villain of this book, Dongfang Invincible.

In the beginning, Dongfang Bubai was played by men. Just think of a middle-aged uncle who is smeared and puts his orchid fingers on the body of another mighty man and calls "Brother Lian" delicately... The scene is too beautiful to watch carefully.

Later, a well-known Lily control colleague in the director circle creatively found a big beauty to play Dongfang Bubai. The effect of the performance was domineering and glamorous.Since then, the same person has forced the original work to death, Dongfang Bubai is no longer that pervert who is neither male nor female, and the next few versions are casted by women, just like what Brother Afei said, the primary school students all think that Dongfang Bubai is a character girl.

As the first male star since the 21st century who is about to play the role of Undefeated in the East, Qiao Yiqiao is trembling and feels a lot of pressure.

He secretly printed Xiaoqing's version of Dongfang's ps picture as a poster and posted it in his bedroom, several of them were linked together and pasted on the wall, making sure that when he opened his eyes every day, he would be bathed in Xiaoqing's domineering eyes immediately!

As the saying goes, if you are close to vermilion, you will be red, and if you are close to ink, you will be black.Scientific research has proved that why the face of husband and wife has become a universal law of existence?Subtly!You have been with someone for a long time, even though you two don't look alike at all, your expressions, movements, and living habits are all getting closer to each other. Over time, from outsiders' perspective, you two look like a husband and wife!

Qiao Yiqiao was thinking, maybe after a few days like this, he would be able to hone his temperament like Xiao Qing who is not angry and self-confident?

Also practice in front of the mirror.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but anyway, he always has the feeling of getting the hang of it and making rapid progress.When the manager Song Xiaofei personally came to deliver the script, seeing Qiao Yiqiao in this state, his face flushed, he couldn't help but be overjoyed... Well, he thought it was pretty good, at least his morale was improved, and he didn't get scammed around by the internet. The black fans have broken their glass hearts, but people's hearts are useful.

When Ye Wuqing's note came, he saw that it was about the same time, and he was about to go to the kitchen to turn off the fire.

While reading the note, he walked towards the kitchen.

"Daming Mansion?"

Why is this name so familiar?

I took out my mobile phone and searched Baidu, only to find out that the Daming Mansion was located in Handan, Hebei Province during the Song Dynasty. As an accompanying capital, its prosperity was second only to Kaifeng. Location is very important.

Such a historic city has not survived to the present day.During the Ming Dynasty, Daming Mansion was submerged by the diverted Yellow River, and later Daming Mansions were rebuilt on this basis.

Why did Xiao Qing go to Daming Mansion?

Could it be that you want to seek revenge from your enemies?

Qiao Yiqiao didn't care about the elbow in the casserole, and replied to Ye Wuqing: "Calm down, Xiaoqing! Keep the green hills, and you won't be afraid of running out of firewood!"

Ye Wuqing: "Where do you want to go? I will go to Daming Mansion under the guise of being a merchant. Didn't you teach me the disguise technique? I won't be recognized. This trip is to buy some supplies, Qingfeng Village There are too few people, if possible, I will recruit another group of people to establish some self-protection forces."

"It's good to build power, it's good to build power," Qiao Yiqiao breathed a sigh of relief, and continued to write, "Don't mention that disguise technique, what kind of disguise technique is that, hahaha I'm teasing you. If you really want to learn something Practical, let me teach you the technique of special effects makeup! But you have to wait, I don’t have so many tools at home.”

Ye Wuqing: "One more thing I want from you, can you pass me some beautiful glazed products, cups, bottles, and decorations are fine. The colored glazes made by Zhou people are all cloudy and colored, and transparent glazed products can be sold The high price will not be too eye-catching. You also think about what you need from our side, and when you get the money, I will buy it for you. "

Qiao Yiqiao's eyes lit up: "Embroidery! Embroidery! It's better to be more colorful, I just have a use for it!"

"Besides embroidery?"

"Let me think about it... I really can't remember it for a while. Antiques are not good anyway, and they can't pass the carbon fourteen test at all... Oh, by the way, pure handmade gold and silver jewelry! I remember hearing people say that ancient times The old craftsmen can pull the gold thread thinner than the hair, and the shape they make is not to mention amazing! Those pure ancient hairpins, step shakers, phoenix crowns...the jade crowns and gold crowns used by men to tie their hair , jade pendant...is it too expensive?"

"It doesn't matter, glass cups are also very expensive, so I should be able to buy you quite a few."

"That's right. It just so happens that Liuli and Keke are just glass. What we sell here is the price of cabbage. You can have as much as you want. I'll buy a bunch of them and bring them back to you in the afternoon."

As soon as Qiao Yiqiao wrote it, he remembered the Dongpo elbows that were still simmering in the casserole in the kitchen, and asked Ye Wuqing quickly: "Xiao Qing, are you still hungry? The two wild boar legs and elbows you gave me earlier It’s stewed, and the trotters are ready to be stewed at night to supplement collagen. It’s delicious! Speaking of which, you can kill such a big wild boar head-on. Does your family still lack leg pendants? The kind that can act?”

Ye Wuqing: "Give me one. PS: You can have leg pendants, but those who can act are determined not to."

Tell me, Qiao Yiqiao was shocked!Madan, is there any natural justice in this world? Xiaoqing, you are an ancient person, wouldn't it be good to talk about your feelings?You can pick up all the leg pendants, what a god ps...

Put out a plate of elbows, because the wild boar is huge, each elbow weighs almost three catties, fortunately the earthenware bowl has evolved into an earthen basin, otherwise it would be impossible to put it in if it is so flat.

He stewed an elbow so hard, but he stopped talking after only two mouthfuls.After smacking twice, Qiao Yiqiao struggled to turn his head away: Hold on!Do you want to laugh at the sunspots to get revenge for being hacked?

Forget it, let Xiao Qing eat it all.

I also discovered a new function of Xiaoqing~ Make a lot of things, and leave all the things I can't eat to him to solve, it feels like I ate it myself, there is a different kind of satisfaction~

Those who catch the elves are weak!He's a man with house-elves!Not only is she beautiful, but she can also earn money to support her family!

Send in some glass products, spit out a pile of gold and silver jewelry!

Just ask if you are envious or not!

Qiao Yiqiao put the remaining elbow into an insulated box, and prepared to send it to his parents later, and let them taste the pure natural and pollution-free wild boar from ancient times.

"Xiao Qing, you can eat first, just send the plate back after eating, I'll go out to buy tools for special makeup, and glass products you want..."

After saying hello, Qiao Yiqiao locked the door and drove to his parents' residence.

It happened that his parents were not at home, so he had to hand over Dongpo's elbow to the nanny for safekeeping, and he went non-stop to a handicraft shop with a lot of glass products.

After turning around, I only picked two different styles of enamel music boxes, several crystal balls inlaid with different scenery, a whole set of goblet glasses, and a rainy storm with many small fluff floating in the shape of a drop. bottle.

Others always feel that there is no special feature. As a modern person, it is hard to imagine that ancient people would spend a lot of money to buy a few glasses that are neither very beautiful nor very high-end.After all, in the Song Dynasty, although they could not produce high-transparency glass, it was not uncommon for them to be of poor quality.Relatively speaking, ceramics are more popular. Whether it is cooking tea or drinking, ceramics are more beautiful than glass.

"Huh? I'm stupid! What kind of glass products are you looking for? Isn't the mirror the most expensive thing?! Even if it's the next best thing, wouldn't it be better to buy liquor directly? Today's wine bottles are comparable to many single-sold glass The products are even more unique, the shape and workmanship are all top choices! It will definitely be popular when paired with modern liquor with higher concentration!"

Thinking of this, Qiao Yiqiao excitedly went to a large liquor self-service supermarket, bought a lot of good-looking bottles that were not too expensive, and asked them to send them home.Then I went to a store that specializes in selling all kinds of mirrors. I don’t want the size of pottery pots, and the frames are made of modern craft materials such as plastic. I only choose wooden and metal textures, which are very simple and high-end at first glance. The quantity is too much, and the store gave him a big discount.

After this trip, I spent a total of more than 3 yuan, and when everything was delivered to my home, there was a huge array of beautiful things, and they were all piled up into a hill.

Various glues, oil paints, and gels for special effect makeup are also placed on his dressing table.

There was a TV program about special effects makeup in the United States before. A group of experts in this field unveiled for the public the mystery of the "makeup magic" based on the modern film and television industry, such as scars, wrinkles, prostheses, plasma... Even severed limbs and demonization, the people who eat melons couldn't take their eyes off of it, and exclaimed that such magical skills are enough to confuse the real!

Qiao Yiqiao is only just getting started in this area, but it is more than enough to bluff Xiao Qing~