How did you wear it!

The night is cold as water.

In the era without electricity, the lights were dark and there was nothing for entertainment. At this time, people almost went to work from sunrise to sunset, and even chickens, ducks, pigs and sheep fell asleep, and only occasionally heard a few sudden night noises. The owl hissed, causing the dogs raised by the bandits to bark a few times, and soon fell silent again.

Ye Wuqing didn't sleep, he sat cross-legged on the bed, closed his eyes slightly, with a dignified expression, and there was a big empty bowl right in front of him.Fortunately, there are no fruit and melon snacks in the bowl, otherwise this posture would really look like a statue on the shrine in the temple~

... Suddenly, several roars came from the belly of the statue.

Ye Wuqing didn't care too much, he woke up suddenly in the middle of the night too often.Speaking of which, with his current status in the cottage, the bandits headed by Wang Dabiao wished they could confess him.He asked the women at home to clean up a dinner, and in front of Ye Wuqing was a fat old hen. The stewed chicken didn't look good, but it was very fragrant.

As a result, Ye Wuqing only slightly stretched out two chopsticks, and asked someone to send them over to the little brats who were about to drool in rivers.

For this reason, Wang Dabiao felt deeply ashamed, and slapped a group of youngsters one by one.

There are chickens to eat, and the cubs don’t cry when they are beaten. They just gnaw their heads on each piece of meat, and the bones can’t be avoided. to the bone marrow.

Ye Wuqing finally ate two fist-sized rough-faced steamed buns with a plate of old pickles. It is said that this is a super treat. They usually only drink some sorghum rice to make thin porridge at night, and drink hot water Go to bed as soon as you are full - and you don't have to work at night, isn't it a waste of what you eat!

... There was no movement in the pottery bowl.

Before, Xiao Qiao left a note saying he was busy with something, and it would be dark at that time, Ye Wuqing thought he would show up soon, he didn't have enough for the night, so he sneaked out to catch two rabbits and came back, They are all slaughtered, just wait for Chef Joe to come out and save all beings...

The roasted rabbit meat last night was really delicious!It's just that one is still a little less, and two are almost the same.

Ye Wuqing was restless in meditation, and it was estimated that the second watch had already passed (around ten o'clock in the evening), when a stack of small, square notes finally came from the pottery bowl——"Xiao Qing is still here!" Are you there? Are you asleep?"

He took out the signature pen that Xiao Qiao gave him from his arms, and replied, "Yes."

Very bearable!

However, contrary to his cold reply, Ye Wuqing got up and went over there to get the rabbit. The first time he got it, he wanted to put it in the pottery bowl...

He didn't put it in because a large handful of kebabs tied together stood upright in the earthenware bowl.

The bamboo sticks were slightly roasted and blackened, and the lean meat at both ends of the mutton skewers was slightly burnt on the outside, but the inside could still be vaguely seen to be covered with abundant juice.A piece of fatty meat in the middle is oily, with a small amount of chili powder and cumin particles on it, and it instantly fills the room with a strong aroma.

After the lamb kebabs, there were a lot of garlic oysters, grilled chicken wings, grilled beef tendons, enoki mushrooms and long beans, and a few skewers of golden-yellow grilled steamed buns, and two bottles of cold beer.

The small broken house where Ye Wuqing lives can't isolate the sound, and naturally it can't isolate the smell.At this moment, I don't know how many bandits who were already asleep woke up from their dreams, covered their stomachs and slammed their mouths, scolded the glutton for rebellion twice, and then struggled to continue sleeping, thinking that they were hallucinating from the beginning to the end Woolen cloth.

Over there, Qiao Yiqiao finally delivered the supper packed for Xiao Qing, and then another notebook the size of a palm was sent over.

He just bought this small book on the way back, and it is intended to replace the A4 paper and serve as a bridge for information communication between him and his fanboys.

"I really look at the yellow calendar before going out today ... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Open the small book, the first page is Xiao Qiao's very personal handwriting.

Ye Wuqing replied to him while eating mutton skewers: "What's wrong?"

Qiao Yiqiao: "Did I tell you what I do?"

Ye Wuqing: "No."

Qiao Yiqiao: "Actually, I'm an actor... because of my superb acting skills, I'm well-known here. Many people like me and regard me as the male god in their hearts."

……

The other side of the pottery bowl.

Qiao Yiqiao unapologetically fed false Amway to his fanboy reserve, anyway, he couldn't make it through, he couldn't go online to find out the truth by himself, and he could do whatever he said!

What's more, cannibalism is short-mouthed. The international practice is that when brothers drink and eat skewers together at night, bragging and nonsense are not taxed.If you don’t believe me, you can find a few tables to listen to. My friend’s net worth is hundreds of millions, my classmate’s father’s surname is Xi, and Qiao Yiqiao’s self-boasting is all implicit.

He has held back a lot today and needs to talk to someone!

"...I was invited to a charity dinner tonight. To put it bluntly, this kind of charity dinner is a group of people get together to eat, drink, and connect with each other. At the same time, they find the media to create a bright and positive image. After the charity part, all the people who are invited The guests all took out some personal belongings, and when the time comes, everyone will raise the price for an auction, and the price of the sale plus one yuan will be charity, and finally donated to a specific group of people under the notarization of the media."

"Sounds great, doesn't it?!"

"But I never expected that among the guests invited today, the idiot organizer would get all my gossips together!!!"

"Forget it, chatting with empty teeth, you probably won't be able to figure out what I'm talking about for a while, so why don't you just show you some news that just came out on the Internet with pictures! It's still fresh and hot!"

Qiao Yiqiao used Xiaoqing's dedicated mobile phone to connect to the Internet, downloaded the news manuscripts that had been trending on Weibo and their high-definition big pictures tonight, and then threw the mobile phone into the pottery bowl, letting Ye Wu Lean to see.

……

Ye Wuqing took a sip of beer, took out a handkerchief to wipe off his greasy phone, then turned on the phone, and followed Xiao Qiao's instructions to look at the things he just dropped off.

#Shock! #善社酒会 staged a cruel Shura field, @楼一桥 new love and old love gathered together!Can the eight-legged centipede capsize tonight, please watch tonight's entertainment!By the way, light a row of candles for @明非@罗嘉阳@陈俊~

#horrible! #In the entertainment industry, @楚一桥, known as the "Scum Shou Xiaoveela", has always been a good friend for every play.But the strange thing is that he is such a scumbag that he didn't attract many "old love" fans to slaughter him.But how can you not get your shoes wet when you often walk by the river? At a charity dinner tonight, @楼一桥 finally gathered three good friends together, and there was a surprise for the four of them in the same frame!

#laugh! # Come see @楼一桥 and his harem!Qiao Yiqiao is glamorous and beautiful, and he really deserves the reputation of being the little prince!In contrast, @明非 looks serious, showing the overbearing attitude of the president, and it feels like he is holding back a big move. @罗嘉阳 looked lonely, and when he looked sideways at Qiao Yiqiao, the full of sorrow was about to come out from the screen. @陈俊瑞 forced a smile on his face, and deliberately kept him one meter away from Qiao Yiqiao, his whole body exuded the arrogance of come and coax me!

The pictures under each horror title are taken out of context and rich in content, and some of them are directly red-lined by bloggers who watch the excitement and don’t think it’s a big deal, for fear that the people who eat melons will not be able to get the documents they want to convey Spirit……

Ye Wuqing stumbled through the text, and after half understanding it, he looked at the photos again.

In the last time Qiao Yiqiao sent him the extermination hahaha video, Qiao Yiqiao was wearing a red dress and a long wig, and even if he was thrown away in the end, his indistinguishable posture made Ye Wuqing feel nervous. Apart from the huge impact on the body, it is impossible to tell what Xiao Qiao's body looks like.

With the help of these photos, he finally saw Xiao Qiao in men's clothing clearly today.

The first one is his solo photo.

The modern little dress is very flattering, with carefully groomed short hair and a translucent white skin.The lens not only focuses on him, but also blurs the bustling scene behind him. Only a slender goblet is held between his right fingers, with a light layer of bright red wine in it. The best embellishment, his eyes were like stars, looking in one direction and smiling.

"...I'm well-known here. Many people like me and regard me as the male god in their hearts."

Ye Wuqing was stunned for a while looking at that smile, and couldn't help but think that such a person should indeed be liked by many people.

The bright red mandarin duck playing in the water bellyband reappeared.

So is Xiao Qiao a prodigal son who lingers in the flowers?He tried to imagine the way this man was hugging a girl... He felt that it was against his will, and he subconsciously shook off the gloom in his heart.

Let's see how stunning his "new and old loves" are!

Continue to look down, and the photos are not of single people, some are two people, some are three people, and some are four people...

But they are all men! ! !

After he flipped through all the photos, he couldn't help but read the text again.

Ignoring those strange symbols and those modern proprietary network terms that he didn't quite understand, Ye Wuqing frowned, he probably didn't misunderstand the meaning inside!

Xiao Qiao's new and old loves are all men?

Broken sleeves and split peaches? !

Ye Wuqing had seen the Nanfeng Pavilion before, but he had never even been in a normal brothel, let alone the Nanfeng Pavilion?If Xiao Qiao hadn't been so surprised, he wouldn't even have the concept of a man being with a man in his mind!

Poor Ye Daxia, who is about to become a big devil in the eyes of the bandits, struggled for a long time before writing a sentence in the small notebook: "Do you have a habit of breaking sleeves?"

Qiao Yiqiao's reply was very frustrating: "Xiao Qing, will you grasp the key points! I was wronged! A tree is beautiful in the forest, and the wind will destroy it. Excellent people will always attract countless slanders What's more, as a famous actor, I'm already on the cusp of the limelight. What new and old loves are all made by black fans! I'm so mad today that you want to add insult to injury?!"

He quickly wrote in the small notebook: "Send back your mobile phone, it's useless to talk, I'd better let you see my charm in the play!"

The author has something to say: Ye Wuqing: Ever since I met Xiao Qiao, I feel that the world view is being refreshed every day hahahaha~