How did you wear it!

Qiao Yiqiao wrote in his diary: This day has finally come!Men are all big liars, thinking that I am so beautiful, versatile, talented, loyal and unyielding, it is inevitable that I will be given green hats one after another by life (xiao)huo (qing)!But what else can I do besides weep silently until dawn? 【Weak, pitiful, and helpless.jpg】

...Wait, when did Qiao Yiqiao start writing a diary?

This elementary school scumbag has hated this homework since he was in kindergarten, so much so that when he reached adolescence, Qiao's mother was still struggling to learn from those parents who don't respect their children's privacy, find out her son's diary, and secretly see what puberty he has. What a fool's mind... But the fact proves that she thinks too much, her son doesn't have a diary at all, who is he secretly in love with?It doesn't exist, it's annoying enough to deal with a group of open and secret lovers in school every day, should he write in his diary that he failed the math test today?Do you want to save face!

But time flies, the vicissitudes of life have changed, and Qiao Yiqiao, who used to worry about everything, also began to learn to keep a diary.

Well, he specially bought a diary that looks very rich, with a super conspicuous gold lock on it, with a row of blingbling diamonds on the lock, and put it on his bedside table, unless he is blind, It is difficult for normal people to ignore the existence of this fetish!

Qiao Yiqiao's pretentiousness was not in vain. Ever since he had this diary, Ye Wuqing remembered to pick the lock and take a peek every day, and every time he was amused by Xiao Qiao's whimsical ideas.

For example, he would write about some interesting things that happened on the set: [Today Meng Wei—the little girl who played the best friend in "The Nasty Girlfriend"—came over to me while eating a box lunch at noon, and pulled a lot of foreshadowing, Only then did she express her main reason for coming with a twinkle in her eyes: to ask Senior Brother Changfa why he hasn't come today... I was blinded at the time, Xiao Qing, you unruly bastard!You hooked up with the little girl behind my back and I'm going to kill you!But soon I calmed down, not because of my generosity, but because the little girl told me worriedly that we played a lot against each other today, and she was afraid that Brother Changfa would not be able to complete the progress if Brother Changfa came again, so she postponed the completion time. Just spend more production cost... I can only nod repeatedly, tell her don't worry, Xiao Qing won't come today hahaha, Meng Wei ate half an extra chicken leg for this...]

For example, he took the opportunity to include private goods in it: [I have had a dream since I was a child, wanting to have an extraordinary love affair with a monster——In one life, I saved a little fox. A great beauty came to my reincarnation to repay my favor~ When he is emotional, he will show a pair of cute fox ears, a fluffy and soft fox tail, long hair fluttering, clothes are clear, and he will come on the moon...]

How else could it be a trick?This little bastard who never changes his mind, as long as he starts with "I have had a dream since I was a child", the subtext is "Help me realize it quickly", like this vixen's drama, Ye Wuqing "changes his identity" to play with him I don't know how many times.Poor a pure and innocent hero from ancient times, once he fell into the snare of the modern master monsters, the gates of the new world opened in front of his eyes one after another, and the key point was that he really felt that the scenery inside was pleasant, and he couldn't think of leaving anymore!

In short, in Qiao Yiqiao's diary, there are all kinds of content. One of them writes "sneaky" and the other reads "sneaky". That is to say, there is no mouth to complain about, otherwise [August [-]'s weird pair of dogs and men] could be serialized on the Internet!

So what's going on with the "one green hat after another" today?

Let's start with the fact that Xiaoqing's rebellious career is getting more and more prosperous.

To begin with, Ye Wuqing is just a small shepherd in Qingzhou. In terms of wealth, he is not as rich as the Jiangnan area. The territory is also famous for its many bandits, natural disasters and man-made disasters. To the north of Qingzhou is Yanyun Sixteen Prefectures. Frontier!The geographical location is too bad. From the fact that the imperial court was willing to sell Qingzhou Mu for a price, we know how tasteless this place is.

After he became a shepherd in Qingzhou, all the bandits and water bandits were subdued, with new crops of grain, various new technologies, and the development of the people's livelihood and economy. With the best weapons and equipment, the whole army and the people are united—oh!If you don't rebel, you don't know. If you rebel, you will be shocked!Those who looked down on the Qingzhou Army before realized that the co-authors are masters who hide their strengths and bide their time, and make a fortune in silence. hit!

How many people beat their chests and stamped their feet, regretting why they didn't have eyes, and didn't discover this potential dragon earlier—look at those who got along with Ye Wuqing earlier, they used to be butchers, carpenters, and poked a stall on the street Those who sell some calligraphy and painting have transformed themselves into big shots that they can't even climb up to!

It was fear and envy at the same time, so many people started crooked ideas.

Ye Wuqing is not married yet...

What?He and Mr. Qiao should be Qi brothers?Deep friendship, inseparable?

So what?No matter how good Mr. Qiao is, no matter how capable he is, no matter how deep his relationship with Ye Wuqing is, just a little bit is nothing to worry about—he is a man!If you can't have children, you can't be a regular wife.Even if you step back ten thousand steps and say that Ye Wuqing insists on leaving him the position of main wife, that's fine, as long as your own daughter gives birth to a child, it will last forever, who will have the last laugh...

The key to this shortcut to the sky, many people think of it.

There are so-called aristocratic families who pretend to be arrogant, and their daughters have been strictly brought up since childhood, especially with the air of aristocratic girls. They can not only manage the rear house, but also be diplomatic with their wives. Taste - Throughout the ages, this tactic has been particularly effective in dealing with poor people. For example, after Liu Bang became rich, he also felt that his wife could not do it. Playing a noble girl in the harem can not only appease the famous family, but also appear to be of a different class. , flattered.

In addition to this kind of people who rely on bloodlines to seek superiority, there is also a group of people who rely on beauty and talent to seek favor.

Men are all sensual animals. Women's status is too high and they are too overbearing. They are only suitable to be housekeepers.

So those who are good at dancing, those who have a charming singing voice, those who are best at adding fragrance to their red sleeves, and those who can't do anything just occupy a natural charm...

Sending them up during the banquet, walking on the street to stage "selling one's body to bury the father", "robbing the civilian girl", "calling for help after falling into the water", etc. There are even so-called brothel heads who come to the door to recommend pillow seats...

In short, as big as the stage is, so big is the heart, everyone depends on their ability, as long as they can conceive Ye Wuqing's flesh and blood, they will reach the sky in one step and enjoy endless glory and wealth!

Qiao Yiqiao has a big heart. At the beginning, he really didn't realize that his boyfriend had become a Tang monk's meat, and all the fairies wanted to take a bite.

Nonsense, everyone knows what relationship he has with Ye Wuqing, and those people are avoiding him deliberately!Before the raw rice is cooked, what if Mr. Qiao gets jealous and kills all the "rivals"?Maybe he will fall out of favor when he gets old and fading, but now he is in full swing, compared to him, Ye Wuqing must be more towards him!

As for why Ye Wuqing kept it from Xiao Qiao - it was because he had already figured out a solution, anyway, he couldn't possibly betray the relationship between them. After digesting it, compared with such a big baby, he really doesn't like the other Yingying Yanyan.

Besides, on the spiritual level, he has seen a wider world. Those who can excite male creatures to the extreme, but their sexual desire can only be ranked at the lowest level. With a soul-compatible partner, come to create a new world, come Looking at the famous mountains and rivers, the stars and the sea, and savoring the magnificent and wonderful life, is the way to open it!

Ye Wuqing, after sternly rejecting countless romantic encounters, has already started to make arrangements and spread a rumor——

Lord Ye and Mr. Qiao are both immortals from the sky who descended to the earth to relieve the people's lives from hanging upside down!The two of them were husband and wife when they were in heaven, and do you know that monogamy is practiced in the fairy world, and concubines are not allowed at all!Maybe in the future, Master Ye will also ban concubines after he has conquered the world?You see, people who insist on taking concubines are already being heavily taxed... Ahem, let’s not mention this, anyway, it’s useless to think about Mrs. Ye, mortal women want to have fairy babies?Think beautifully!It is said that if the gods are willing to send merit, the two men can have children. Those who are rushing to send concubines are uneasy and kind. They want to alienate the relationship between Mr. Ye and Mr. Qiao, and they don't want us to live a good life...

As soon as this rumor came out, the common people were all furious.

Well, it turned out to be so vicious!Sinister intentions!I almost fell for their tricks!

If the two immortals have children, won't they give birth to themselves?How many good deeds have they come down to earth to do? It turns out that we lived a precarious life, but now we have enough food and clothing, and we can still go to school to learn to read and write!If the tricks of a group of villains succeed, causing the two immortals to misunderstand and leave with nothing, then who cares about our lives!

Once the stakes are clear, no one dares to give Ye Wuqing his daughter anymore, and those beauties from all walks of life who play "door visit" and "encounter" have also stopped-who dares to go up!There are so many people staring at it, once the crime of "separation and sabotage" is confirmed, whoever did it can't eat and walk around.

It is this rumor that has left a sequela.

Qiao Yiqiao found that after he came to ancient times, there were always some vague eyes, quietly looking at his... belly.

Once he looked over, those people quickly turned away their eyes and pretended to be okay, and then Qiao Yiqiao was very smug, and he always liked to wear the kind of robes with belts that can make people look slim and tall. He has a good figure, Dressed to look thinner, undressed, muscular, slender waist and long legs, without a little belly, I used to be very proud, but why are there always disappointments in the eyes of those people?

weird...

He is a very curious person, if he finds something weird, he must find out what's going on.

After this investigation, the fact that "all the goblins want Tang monk meat" that I hadn't noticed before was revealed!

Ok...almost got green hair on top of my head...

Write a diary!

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