How did you wear it!

"Dynasty Development Strategy" has been broadcast to the tenth episode.

Qiao Yiqiao was sitting among a group of ancient women, teaching sweater knitting bitterly.

As a rich second-generation male who has never experienced the hardships of the motherland, he certainly wouldn't be able to knit sweaters.It all depends on learning now!

That's right, at the end of the ninth episode, he talked about all kinds of embarrassing things about him asking someone for advice on knitting sweaters in modern times.At that time, the nanny aunt who was asked for advice looked like a ghost in daylight, she dealt with the young master hastily, and then quietly went to the protagonist's parents to report: "Whether the psychiatrist will help or not, or we will go find Daxianer, we have a fairy girl." Especially spiritual...Young master is obviously bewitched!

No matter how difficult it is, Qiao Yiqiao stubbornly mastered this unique skill that is widely held in the hands of middle-aged and elderly women, and then became a teacher, shining brightly and brilliantly in ancient times.

then……

The sweater in his hand has only been knitted in two rows, and the students are better than blue, expressing that this is very simple, much easier than weaving and embroidery... One method can be mastered, and Qiao Yiqiao only taught it. Their most basic "flat stitches", a wrong eye, ingot needles, various flower-shaped needles...even the most awesome one incorporates Kesi skills, she actually weaves a peony flower out of thin air!And there is no trace of wiring, the light and shade are clear and lifelike!

Qiao Yiqiao knelt down on the spot!

The audience who were watching with gusto also knelt——

"You are Qiao Xianhui! It looks like he really knows how to do that! I'm afraid..."

"Qiao Qiao's beautiful hands are too stealthy! Lick, lick, lick!"

"I'm going to buy wool tomorrow! Learn how to knit with my husband!"

"Damn it! I'm going blind! How the hell can this be woven with bare hands? I'm afraid I'm a cripple..."

"Crippled +1, envious of these well-built hands."

"Hahaha my Joe is so pitiful, he was drained in 3 minutes, sitting there is so lonely, no one pays attention to him... That aunt still wonders why he is still here hahaha."

"It's manual work and it's squeezed dry. It proves that this film is pornographic. It's reported and reported."

How else can I say that the pace of this film is very fast. Just after the knitting part, the protagonist went to watch the video with his friends.

Yes, you read that right, in ancient times, watching a video with an indigenous young man.

The style of painting is also very fascinating.

Well, in "Dynasty Development Strategy", this is not the first time the protagonist watches a video with his friends——

Although it is impossible for the public to know the truth, with Xiao Qiao's bad taste, this drama is really quite realistic!For the part of knitting sweaters, he had experienced it himself, and then he was tortured by the ancient working women.It is worth mentioning that the semi-finished peony pattern was obtained in this way, and he used it as an important prop.

So watching this part of the video, of course, can't be understated.

In the film, the protagonist takes his friends to watch a video for the first time. The content is an impromptu performance of a soul pole dance in a modern ktv.

The so-called soul pole dance is to hold a microphone in one hand and hold a microphone metal stand in the room with the other, and then dance awkwardly while singing, which makes the friends in the room applaud and whistle, all happy and crazy.

It is worth mentioning that after this episode was broadcast, the audience saw the cracked faces of the ancient friends, the spitting of rice, and the hilarious laughter, and the bullet screen expressed that they would kneel to the screenwriter's brain... And this is still Are we the shame of Chinese drama Qiao Yiqiao?His acting in this part is really natural hahahaha, more and more people have said that this piece of Qiao Yiqiao must have been brought into it for real, yes, he must be so sloppy in reality~~~!The proof is that he can't be so realistic with acting skills alone!

After Qiao Yiqiao peeked at the screen: ...I'm speechless?

Now watching the video for the second time, what I watched was the classic classic on farming and animal husbandry to get rich on CCTV Channel [-] copied by the protagonist from Hyundai.

The full name of CCTV Seventh Channel is Military Agriculture Channel, so when the protagonist was copying, he not only selected a few episodes of farming and animal husbandry to get rich, but also included several episodes of military documentaries and the National Day military parade.

——It is estimated that this is the first time in history that when the audience is watching a costume film, they also have to watch the postpartum care of the sows and the sea, land and air phalanx to accept the review with the protagonist.

The style of painting is simply poisonous!

But the audience didn't know what kind of voodoo, they always made fun of it while watching it!What?Do you remember complaining about the mix-and-match styles before the movie aired?Hehe, so what if I remember?As the saying goes, Wang Jingze is strong and strong, let the past go, and now you only need to say "really fragrant"!

The protagonist Jiyou in the film, like Ye Wuqing in real life, gathers a group of men and has his own territory, and then everyone is in full swing to land reform, farming, and getting rich together.Jiyou bought an official position with his status as a loyal subordinate, and then he can legally follow the order to support the soldiers and respect themselves.

Just when the big ship was starting to be built in the play, Qiao Yiqiao, who had a lot of leisure after filming the play, received a call from his queen mother.

"Son, what are you doing?"

"No reason, why, miss me?"

"Hey, I miss you, who told you to be so upbeat this time! You don't know, just after I finished class, I heard the students chatting, saying that they are chasing your drama, saying that your drama is so magical , Even watching the protagonist standing next to the pigsty, directing the ancients to lick the pigs—that is, to remove the pig’s balls—I think it’s funny and bloody, as refreshing as taking a cold bath in the dog days.”

Su Dongpo once said in a poem: "Huangzhou's good pork is as cheap as dirt, and the rich don't want to eat it, and the poor don't know how to cook it."

The pork that has been cooked before has less fishy smell, but it is not necessary to cook it too delicately, just boil a large pot of butchered vegetables, the strong aroma, like a hook, breaks through the screen, drills It entered the nostrils of the audience, causing many people to shout cheating. Are you sure this is not at the late night newspaper?I'm losing weight!It's unscientific why such a rough delicacy can make your mouth water!

What else can I do?I could only scold Qiao Yiqiao for being inhuman, and order takeaway with tears in my eyes.

Qiao's mother smiled happily on the other end of the phone: "I couldn't bear to say that you are my son, because I was afraid that my class would be overwhelmed by the little girls."

Qiao Yiqiao: "You finally realize how good your son is!"

If he grasped these words, he could produce two catties of mature vinegar without saying anything.

sour!

Qiao Yiqiao felt that it was too difficult for him. It was fine if his parents didn't pass on his high IQ to him, but he still had the nerve to dislike the poor and love the rich? !The one that impressed him the most was that once he got the last place in the class in the exam. During the parents' meeting, the couple seemed to choose who would stand out. They almost tore the face of a loving couple!In the end, my mother lost the lottery. Qiao Yiqiao waited in the school for a long time, and saw his mother wearing a floral dress. When greeting their class teacher, she introduced herself as Qiao Yiqiao's aunt. I did it for you...

what's the result!

30 years in Hedong, 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor!

Qiao Yiqiao held the phone, imagining the look of his queen mother on the other end, and thought proudly: You also have today!

Hahahahahaha.

"By the way, son, I have a serious business looking for you."

"What's the matter?"

"It's your Aunt Yao, remember?"

"... Aunt Yao? The one who was your lifelong enemy?"

Qiao Yiqiao really remembered it!

This Aunt Yao is not only the lifelong enemy of his queen mother - it is said that the two little girls grew up in the same high school. Compared with her husband and her son, his queen mother won and won in the previous projects, which is not false, but the last one, that is, the "son", Qiao Yiqiao, a scum in elementary school, has become a hindrance.

Aunt Yao's son... the shadow of Qiao Yiqiao's life!

Fortunately, when he was in junior high school, Aunt Yao's family moved away. It is said that he went abroad?This gave the elementary school scum a rare chance to breathe, just like the monkey grandson who was removed from Wuzhishan, that's called a wanderer!And soon the family was forgotten.

But it turns out that shadows are shadows, and it's self-deception to say you forgot something.

An ominous premonition flashed through Qiao Yiqiao's mind, and his mother said: "Yes! Your Aunt Yao is back! She said she asked me to have a get-together with her husband and children... I will prepare the time, place and precautions later. I'll send you everything! That's all I need to do, you're busy, so hang up."

beep...beep...beep...

The corners of Qiao Yiqiao's mouth twitched, this was quite crisp and neat.

After a while, a long list was sent on WeChat.

Very well, the day of the party is just three days later, and the queen mother added a death emoticon pack after the list was sent out, the meaning is very clear: don't try to run away, run away and be careful of your life!

Qiao Yiqiao was silent for a few minutes, and suddenly he saw the sun!That's right, he is no longer the former Wuxia Amon!Compared with Mr. Shadow in the past, his dissertation, that is, his career, he can be regarded as a small achievement.On martial arts...hehe, he didn't brag, he meant that, except for Xiao Qing, everyone here is hot chicken!What about boyfriends?Hmph, give up Mr. Shadow, you can't beat me!

So there is no need to worry about this trip at all, this is obviously an opportunity given to him by God, allowing him to return to his hometown and make a comeback!

……

When Ye Wuqing came over, he saw his boyfriend rolling happily on the bed, holding a plush doll in his hand, chanting: Cui Qiming!Long time no see, hee hee hee~~ You haven’t forgotten me, but I always think of you in my dreams~~

His face turned green in an instant, and he took two steps forward to pick up the dying Xiao Qiao, and asked him sullenly, "Who is Cui Qiming?"

Qiao Yiqiao was so immersed in his own world that he didn't realize that there was someone more in the room, and he trembled in fright when he was picked up so suddenly.

After Ye Wuqing felt his trembling, his complexion became even worse.Could this little bastard still have a white moonlight hidden in his heart?Then he hid it deep enough!I didn't realize it at all!

Qiao Yiqiao stroked his chest: "You were almost scared to death! How many times have I told you, and I said hello when I passed it... By the way, what did you ask just now? Cui Qiming?"

Ye Wuqing remained silent, pulled out a chair, and sat on it slowly.

Qiao Yiqiao was placed on the opposite bed by him, and the two of them formed a stark contrast.

However, Qiao Yiqiao, who was the judge, instead of bowing his head in remorse, suddenly fell on the bed as if someone had numb him, unable to stop laughing.

"Hahaha, Xiao Qing, why are you so cute! You get jealous from time to time~ Who is Cui Qiming? This kid is my childhood enemy! Someone else's child! I dream of beating him up What! Don’t you know, I actually led a few buddies to put him in a sack at that time, but we, a group of bean sprouts, couldn’t subdue him. I filed a lawsuit against my parents, and made my mother lose face in front of his mother... This hatred is irreconcilable!"

Ye Wuqing sat on the chair and meditated.

Qiao Yiqiao was afraid that he would not believe his innocence, so he took out his mobile phone, found the list that his mother sent him, and showed it to Xiao Qing: "Here, did you see this sentence——If Xiao Qing is free, try to bring her boyfriend with you." Come out, crit x2."

After the demonstration, he turned off the phone and put it aside, looking sincerely into Xiao Qing's eyes: "My mother is just too competitive, but it's okay, you are so busy, my mother will definitely understand, and it's enough for me to go by myself."

Ye Wuqing smiled softly: "Who said I don't have time to go..."

……

Three days passed quickly.

Qiao Yiqiao has followed his mother's request, dressed in a spirited, elegant yet low-key manner, with a super good looks that can be counted in the entertainment circle, turning it into a runway wherever he goes, and the people around him The male partner also complements him and complements each other.

The meeting place chosen by his queen mother is in the soon-to-be-completed ancient manor built by their family. The place in their own home is clean, safe and stylish.Qifenglou is one of the main buildings, and it is currently the most completed part. The Queen Mother was full of praise after visiting it once. It took into account the long charm of classical architecture and the convenience and comfort of modern architecture. Instruct someone Yao, and open her eyes."

The Qiao family is the master and came earlier.

In front of Xiaoxuan's window, Qiao's mother was wearing a custom-made cheongsam, her hair was tightly pulled up, and there were only two jewelry on her body - two round and hazy natural oriental beads on her earlobes, and a glistening like Bi's imperial green jadeite bracelet.

Qiao Yiqiao: "..."