How did you wear it!

After returning to the newly bought house, she learned that Xue Lan, a famous prostitute who was also newly bought, had been placed in the backyard. She also left a special message, saying that when the two Mr. Ye came back, she would inform her. Well come and see you.

"...Very honest, when the madam came here, she specially sent the maidservant who used to serve Master Xue, and after the two of them settled down, they just stayed in the backyard and didn't move around..."

Ye Wuqing looked indifferent, noncommittal.

Compared with his younger brother, the leader of the personal army can read some big characters, and he is still a rough man from the countryside in essence.After this period of brainwashing, apart from being loyal to the boss of their family, Ye, who was only short of offering a stick of incense, his vision was still a bit lacking.My God, there are still beauties like Master Xue in the world!As the saying goes, a hero is sad for a beauty, although our boss Ye didn't say anything, but nine out of ten he fell in love with Xiangna to be a little girl?

Not only did he think so, but all his younger brothers actually thought so.Then he was still thinking about it secretly——with Boss Ye's heroic appearance, such a beautiful woman is barely worthy of being a concubine or something.As for Madam Zhengzheng, whether her background is good or not, she has to hire a lady who is both talented and beautiful.

Because the leader of the soldiers did not report frivolously, so Qiao Yiqiao knew for a while that a group of two hundred and five were thinking of taking concubines for his boyfriend... He was crossing his legs, and he looked like he was paralyzed. It looks like moving in slowly.

Pit father ah!Riding a car bumps your butt, riding a horse grinds your legs!Although he was pampered and spoiled, he had to save face at critical moments, a man who bleeds and does not shed tears!Even though the pain from the thigh to the balls is burning, I still have to hold on!Keep your back straight!The clouds are calm and the wind is light!A gentleman on Moshang is like a jade!Create a whirlwind!

How many people stopped and stared along the way!

Really fascinating!

Now that he entered the yard and closed the gate, the rest are all his own people, and they immediately broke down in a second, with small tears in their eyes, their legs like noodles, and their steps like crabs, how sad it is.

The most exaggerated thing was that Xiao Qing was still laughing by the side!

Do you think he can't see it by pressing his lips tightly?Ma Dan has the kind of eyes that are overflowing with smiles!This pretense is too perfunctory, believe it or not, you will be fined to kneel down on the durian later!

Ye Wuqing clenched his fist with his right hand, put it near his mouth to cover his cough, and turned his head to deal with the captain who was still waiting on the sidelines.

"Tell Master Xue that you don't need to come here, let her live with peace of mind." Sensing that these subordinates were all wandering, he specially ordered a few words, "I have no intention of taking a concubine, it will be of great use to keep everyone Xue. , you are not allowed to be abrupt. Go hire two cooks, it’s been a busy day, and you haven’t eaten anything yet?”

The captain of the personal army smiled honestly and scratched his head: "Thank you for thinking about it, my brothers have eaten a few cooking cakes... I will go to the dentist to introduce the cook. We have a lot of people, so hiring a cook is better than buying from outside." It's cheap." Tsk, is it true, such a beauty can't be looked down upon...

In addition to being surprised, my heart feels much more at ease.Didn't the script say that heroes who can achieve great things are generally not obsessed with women.It's not a bad thing for the boss to have a tricky mouth in the Hero's Tomb in Beauty Township.

He happily stepped back to do his errands.

As soon as the light bulbs disappeared, Qiao Yiqiao immediately fell limply to the ground.

Sure enough, Xiao Qing's conscience was not completely eaten by the dog, and she smiled secretly, but she was absolutely reluctant to let his Xiao Qiao fall to the ground.The footsteps moved lightly, the arms were bent, and the movements were like flowing clouds and flowing water, chic and freehand, hugging the person in his arms.

Qiao Yiqiao, the white-eyed wolf, was being hugged by someone, while still chattering: "Ah, ah, be gentle! My old waist! I suspect my balls are all broken!"

Ye Wuqing touched it solemnly and said, "It's not broken, don't worry."

Qiao Yiqiao was stunned for two seconds before screaming at the top of his lungs: "Ah! Help me, you bastard! Return my innocence!"

Ye Wuqing: "Call, even if you break your throat, no one will come to save you."

Qiao Yiqiao burst into tears: "I knew you were unreliable, a scoundrel... Thanks to the fact that I went bankrupt and traveled through time and space to accompany you, how long has it been? The ugly true face has been exposed! Pity me for being a confidante... ..."

Ye Wuqing interrupted him suddenly: "Honey, consider becoming a comedian, you will have a bright future."

After finishing speaking, he laughed wantonly.

Alas, it's really hard to learn good and easy to learn badly. How long has it been? A good second-generation official (pseudo) in ancient times not only started to speak modern vocabulary, but also played a role-playing game with her boyfriend.

Roll Qiao Yiqiao's eyes angrily!

In the end, he was shamefully pressed on the bed and smeared with a thick layer of ointment.

The ointment didn't smell very good, but it was very effective. After applying it, the burning pain was no longer there.Lying on the bed is like a little toad with its belly hanging out, the breeze blows, bringing a piece of coolness...

"When do you think I can ride a horse like you without getting hurt?" Qiao Yiqiao looked at Ye Wuqing with very melancholy eyes.

"Wait until you grind out the callus?"

"Then what do you think next time I build a motorcycle and let people dress it up like a horse...can you hide the truth?"

Ye Wuqing looked at him speechlessly.

Why not just build a plane?Maybe there are fools who can take it as a fairy car...

Qiao Yiqiao only stayed here until the next morning, after experiencing the ancient nightlife in the original ecology, he hurriedly jumped into the big black pot and returned to modern times.

Facts have proved that a purebred urban child should not believe in the chicken soup that is "not as good as it used to be", without electricity, internet, and games, not even a soft Simmons bed!Thanks to him, Xiao Qing brought his own goose down pillow overnight instead of the original porcelain pillow, otherwise the next day's suffering would not be limited to his old waist...

"We build the house ourselves, and then we still have to find a way to find a suitable means of transportation... Before that, I think I'd better come here occasionally to see what's new."

Qiao Yiqiao didn't try to be brave at all.

Quite self-aware.

Nonsense, only masochists like to ask for trouble. Let’s say that modern people go to some deep mountains and old forests to travel, so they drive off-road vehicles and live in farmhouses, okay?I finally believed what some people complained about, "In addition to having many people serving the emperors in ancient times, their lives may not be as comfortable as those of the modern middle class."

Building a house or something, Qiao Yiqiao's family is engaged in real estate, so there is such a convenient condition!

Let's talk about the design drawings first... The group of designers under his father often cry and complain that the appreciation level of human beings can't keep up with their own aesthetics. Modern people are too boring. With a small waist, not everyone can have such a good opportunity.

Enthusiasm and inspiration have been accumulated for a long time and wait to erupt. In a word, the sponsor’s father said, what kind of style do you want?

Father Qiao made it easy for his son, and simply set up a special team, with some in charge of design, some in charge of cost, and some in charge of specific implementation plans—even the implementation plans for removing all kinds of large machinery, In short, the more primitive the better, just imagine what to do if the ancient people wanted to build it, and what materials can be replaced by retro style.

At the beginning, some people would question whether the chairman is crazy, why did he let his son mess around!

The chairman didn't explain, he just acted like a loving father but a loser. Anyway, my son is rich, and my son can do whatever he likes. He is a glorious artist, so his ideas must be wild and unconstrained. You think such nonsense is useless , Then maybe a magnificent fairy tale kingdom is forming in the brain of my son's genius?

In short, everyone is speechless, you are rich and you are awesome, and you are an artist, who doesn't know that your son is working in the entertainment industry?Being a third-tier starlet with poor acting skills, people in the world call it "the disgrace of Chinese opera"——Eh, if you put it this way, could it be that this master finally realized that he is not good at acting, so he decided to find another way, and wanted to buy an ip or something, Not an actor but a producer?

This IP is still ancient, maybe it is an overhead magical background, Mr. Qiao is very ambitious, is the world constructed so realistically?I just don't know if this mix-and-match style will provoke ridicule from the audience...

Your circle is really puzzling.

The employees of the newly formed team thought they had figured out the details of their prince, and they sighed to each other a few times, but they worked hard.You can make a lot of money, and you can play to your heart's content. When the time comes to model the work in a film and television drama, the effect is good, and maybe it can be reproduced in three dimensions... It's beautiful.

Their brainstorming inspired Qiao Yiqiao.

He discussed with Xiao Qing: "Hey, this is a way!"

After all, Ye Wuqing's career in his hometown has only just started, and he does have subordinates, but they are a gang of bandits with little education and a bad reputation.The other identity is also the second-generation circle that has just entered the imperial capital. The arrogant cultural circles of the imperial capital have not considered him as one of their own for the time being, and have not opened up the situation.

As the saying goes, one man counts his shorts, he has two or three big cats and kittens, so many things must not be well thought out--besides, even if Ye Wuqing came to modern times to open his eyes, his three views were still formed in ancient times, so in a short time It is difficult to jump out of that framework, which is called historical limitations.

Qiao Yiqiao himself is a scumbag, quite self-aware, usually too shy to give advice to Xiao Qing, for fear of leading her boyfriend into the ditch, and ending her business in the middle of the road.

Now that I am inspired by my employees, I am also brainstorming, isn't it just a lack of talents?Easy to say!

We lack everything in the 21st century, but we don't lack strong talkers!

If you don’t believe me, if you catch people casually on the Internet or on the street, you will feel that you are better than the national think tank. You will be confused by the national policy and international situation every minute!

Of course, the best among them are the writers and editors of major websites. You give them a topic, and they can write you a logical and complete worldview.

"Money can turn ghosts around, let's take a sum of money, and there will be prize contests on major online platforms. The question is to give you a modern gold finger, how do you build a business in ancient times-it's best to end it. The decadent feudal rule has been changed in terms of policies, ideology, laws, etc., and it has entered into socialism with Chinese characteristics... Cough cough, in short, after the reform is completed, people will not be able to perish, and the government must be fundamentally reversed... Excellent answers will be paid according to the level, Real gold and silver are not afraid that big cows will not take the bait..."

He felt that it was impossible to just reform technology. For example, the red cannons in the Kangxi period were awesome, and the thermal weapons were also very powerful. Unfortunately, once the emperor felt that it was not conducive to ruling, no matter how good things were, they could be discarded.

It is good for our country to love great unification, but the imperial power is too strong, and it is easy to become rigid.When Qiao Yiqiao was studying history in junior high school, he was distracted. He always thought that if it wasn’t for the foreigners who came over in the late Qing Dynasty, according to the historical inertia, it would definitely be replaced by one dynasty after another. I don’t know in which life we ​​will be able to industrialize...

Fortunately, Xiao Qing lived in a dynasty roughly equivalent to the Song Dynasty, and her thinking was not too restricted, and the social atmosphere was not too closed.With the butterfly Xiaoqing, flap your wings, hey, our country suddenly modernized when Europe was still in the Middle Ages!AIA is amazed!It's really cool to think about it.

"Although the brains posted must be ridiculous, but the advantage is that they are unconstrained, and they will definitely give you some inspiration. Isn't it said that the correct direction is more important than hard work? At that time, you can improve it yourself and combine it with your reality. The essence and the dross... Hey, what do you think of this idea?"

With bright eyes, Qiao Yiqiao sat cross-legged on the sofa, hugging a pillow and rubbing it vigorously.

Ye Wuqing had a hard time getting his points, is it too childish?Can you still play like this? ? ?

Facing the doubts from his "old antique" boyfriend, Qiao Yiqiao smiled lightly as an outstanding youth representative living in a society of information explosion.

You don't understand the horror of the minds of netizens nowadays...

Xiao Qing has only been in modern times for a long time, and she can't even read serious books. How could she have been influenced by the Internet army?

The information age is very scary.

The amount of information that modern people can receive is unimaginably huge for ancient people.Don’t underestimate the ability of the vast number of netizens. There are so many people, all occupations and age groups, brain holes collide with each other, routines and anti-routines, various industry planning and development models, ancient and modern Chinese and foreign cases.In contrast, no matter how cunning the ancient people were, they could only be dumbfounded under the condition of information asymmetry.

Qiao Yiqiao really deserves to be his father's son. In front of a third-rate star, occasionally a flash of inspiration can inspire a bit of business acumen: "In order to deceive people's eyes and ears, and by the way not to waste these brains bought with money, I will find another Some awesome screenwriters, let’s invest in an online drama? I’ll be the main character! Hehe, don’t there always be black people blackmailing me, saying that I’m still filming, does it fully demonstrate the power of the sponsor’s father? Let them see what it means to be truly aggressive!"

Ye Wuqing looked helplessly at her boyfriend going crazy, why did he feel that his remarks were becoming more and more like a villain...

The mentality is really good.

"I don't know about this either. If you think it's feasible, do it."

Anyway, it's a big deal to lose some money.

Although Ye Wuqing is still very poor now and needs his boyfriend to help him from time to time, he is very free and easy like an ancient hero, he returns after all his money is gone, there are too many ways to get money.

In fact, in the old nest of the water village that Ye Wuqing built, a fleet of medium-sized ships that can support ocean voyages is already under construction.

With sharp weapons, you need to train soldiers.

During the dormant period, it is not good to wander inland, so simply pull a group of people out to sea.Where is gold, emerald, precious stones overseas... Flipping through the books in the library, everything is under control!

After turning around a few times, the money is there, and the soldiers are trained.

Knowing that she still deserves this kind of affection, Ye Wuqing has always been very calm.

Qiao Yiqiao has a pocket studio——as a typical rich second generation, the easy mode of mixing in the entertainment industry is his studio. Ability is good, because young people's network is a weak point, but it was made up for by the rich father behind Qiao Yiqiao, and he was only in charge of him. Acting skills, to be able to reach the third line, is already quite awesome.

He told Ah Fei that he would offer a reward for his brains!Make your own script!Make a web drama!Producer and leading actor together!

Brother A Fei had no idea what his little master was up to, there was no warning at all!

He originally wanted to remonstrate to death!

Brother, stop making trouble, and worry about your poor acting skills, okay?Although Dongfang Bubai's acting seems to have improved, but we can't just be satisfied!It's not easy for parents to make money, and you can still hear it for nothing. It's easy for you to invest. How many online dramas are filmed in a year, most of them die quietly! Wake up!

As a result, Qiao Yiqiao was beaten with chicken blood, and his mouth was like a lotus flower. Not only was he not persuaded, but he was brainwashed by his manager.

First, the subject matter is relatively new and interesting.

Second, the protagonist and the main creator share the responsibility, and fans will have a refreshing feeling.

The third and most important thing is that the father of the real estate developer suddenly lost his mind and gave his precious son a large sum of money to build things casually. He also has an old friend who happens to be the boss of a famous video website, and the boss promised them When the film is released, as long as it is not too stupid, it will give a good recommendation.So don't worry about not being able to find a catcher.

Such superior conditions, coupled with Qiao Yiqiao eating weights to make up his mind, Brother A Fei can only let go of his old mother's heart for the time being, busy with the young master, and then took the time to go to a famous temple in the suburban mountain , burned a stick of incense devoutly, and prayed to the Bodhisattva to bless them for good luck, at least not to lose all their money and be ridiculed by the audience at the same time. Can the brokerage career still be kept...

Time flies and time flies, with the completion of Qiao Yiqiao's "The New Smiling Proud", the production crew has entered a period of intensive publicity, his fans began to lie in fear and ridicule, and the sunspots have long been ready to cast this Chinese actor The Shame of Play flogs the corpse again... No one realizes that he is also the initiator behind the "reward offering brain hole" incident that has caused a lot of buzz on the Internet recently.Because the money is generous and the publicity is in place, the ideas given by netizens are also very interesting. There are many big cows in vests, who want dry goods and jokes. The battle is quite big, and many people Everyone is talking about what the people behind the scenes want to spend so much money on.

There are rumors that they bought their brains to write the script... Hehe, the people in the city really know how to play!

The real money that was thrown down is enough to buy a few IPs directly, which local tyrant wants to make a blockbuster...

Not to mention, because it was the first time someone did this, the publicity effect was quite good, and many people were aroused interest, wanting to see what the hell they could produce in the end.

Qiao Yiqiao: One arrow kills more birds, hehehe~