Fate The Extra One
55. A story written for someone (1) Are You Alice? Part 1
"Sister, sister!! It's finally here!! Wow~~~~"
"Wait, you two get out of the way, Sister Baiye is Ilya's sister!!"
The feeling of being suddenly embraced by two little lolitas who look exactly the same, her body being hugged by a silver-haired lolita, and being dragged by the three of them happily declaring ownership is really wonderful. Ignoring the tighter and tighter waist, and the two Painful that his hand was about to be pulled off, Kishinami Hakuno was very happy to be surrounded by petite and cute girls—but when he was giggling, the two maids standing next to him cast contemptuous glances.
"Miss Ilya, you can't be so capricious with your guests. You should behave more in line with the etiquette of the daughter of Einzbern. Even such a vulgar commoner should let her know the way of life of the nobility."
(Hey, what are common people, common people? Are you laughing at the handmaiden of the absolute king of middle school who is the only one in heaven and earth!!)
"Selah is so annoying~ I finally saw Bai Ye sister, please be quiet for a while!!"
"But……"
"Selah, it's so annoying."
"Liz, even you..."
"Has Miss Serra entered menopause? Does Alice know that women will become aunts when they reach menopause? It's super annoying~"
"I know, I know, they will be super irritable at this time, Alice should be careful~"
Finally, even the two lolis who were staying temporarily joined the team to scold the good and responsible maid, Ms. Serra. As the protagonist, Kishiba Hakuno felt the woman's cold, resentful and angry gaze, and had no choice but to rescue her with a trembling voice.
"Well, Miss Sela is also for the good of Ilya, indeed Ilya must become a lady~"
"Hey~~~" The petite silver-haired loli pursed her mouth unwillingly, her pale red eyes stared straight at Bai Ye, like a cute rabbit.
"Wow~~~ Ilya is going to be captured by the Sierra Witch~ Alice and Alice are guests, so you don't have to be restrained, and my sister is ours!" The little loli pushes Ilya away, and sticks closer to her. Seeing that the real owner of the castle is being rejected, Hakuno Kishinami, who is almost furious, withdraws helplessly in order to avoid a big guy from the entrance of the forest roaring in. Touched the heads of the two loli, and spoke again for the peace of the world,
"Alice and Alice also have their own things to do, sister just came to see you and Ilya, don't delay because of me~" The bright smile is comparable to that of the Virgin Mary, dealing with young children, and Pleasant voice is the best means.
"But~ we don't have anything to do~ right, Alice~"
"Yes, yes, as Alice said, we have been playing~"
The two lolis looked at each other in puzzlement and shook their heads, then stared at Kishinami Hakuno together in the middle.
"Haha...then what were you playing before? I see that your clothes are different from usual—"
Zabizi smoothed things over in embarrassment—both of them and Ilya wore fluffy cosplay-like princess dresses, with big bows tied around their heads, basically the same style, and even the two maids put on costumes similar to drama , judging from the brown coat and the green branches held in both hands... it seems to be playing the background?
"That's right, that's right, we and Ilya are acting out a picture book story~ The protagonist is Alice just like Alice~" said the girl in blue.
"No, it's obviously the same name as Alice, Alice is too cunning~" said the girl in pink.
"So both of you are named Alice, so let me play the protagonist with a different name!" Ilya interjected.
"...Well, are you talking about "Alice in Wonderland"?" Zabizi asked after roughly understanding the content.
"That's right, that's right~ As expected of Sister Bai Ye, she guessed it so quickly~" Alice laughed excitedly.
"Has sister read this book?" Alice asked, staring into Bai Ye's eyes.
"Well... I saw it in Mooncell's library. The author is Lewis Carroll. The story of a girl who fell into the rabbit hole."
"Hmm~ very interesting story~ so my sister said which of the three of us is more suitable to play Alice?" The silver-haired girl's eyes sparkled, as if she was expecting Zabizi to choose herself.At the same time, the hands of the other two hugging Bai Ye's body tightened.
"No...even if you say so...by the way, how about all three of them being Alice, anyway, it's an adapted storyline!" Zabizi said awkwardly, struggling to come up with a compromise.
"No, no, there can only be one protagonist, my sister is too cunning~" Alice pouted.
"That's right, this is my castle, so of course the protagonist should be me!" Ilya said again.
"..." The Servant Alice, the third person on the other side, didn't speak, she was thinking quietly, for a moment——
"It's better to let sister Bai Ye be Alice, now everyone has no objection."
"Wait, when did I say I want to participate..."
"Great idea, if it's my sister, I'm in favor of it!!" Alice raised her hand excitedly.
"Well, if it's my sister, I don't mind." Tsundere silver-haired loli said like a princess with her hands on her hips.
"Well, then it's decided." Alice concluded.
"Wait, I'll be the audience, let's not talk about the age issue, the number of people and props are not enough at all." Suddenly caught up on the shelf, Zabizi struggled sadly with black lines all over his head.
"Really, what is my sister talking about~ I don't need any props, have my sister forgotten the ability of [Alice/nursery rhyme]?" Alice, who is actually the Master, laughed.
"……Eh?"
"That's right, I decided to use my ability from the very beginning, [Story written for someone/NurseryRhyme]. Although the form is a bit different, it is still possible to present the story from the perspective of a dream. After all, I am Caster~" As a Servant, the girl whose real name was Nursery Rhyme patted her chest proudly.
"But, Liz, Miss Serra, and your clothes..." Before Zabizi finished speaking, Ilya's mischievous smile appeared again, covering Zabizi's mouth with one hand, while the other hand Putting his index finger on his lips, he signaled Bai Ye not to speak.
(demon……)
Looking at the maid duo who have been wearing funny clothes as the "background", Kishinami Hakuno felt a deep chill.
"Well, let's start now~ Welcome to 【WonderfulWonderWorld】~"
"Hey, so why am I..."
Alice stood on tiptoe and reached out to touch the forehead of Kishinami Hakuno, who was half-squatting. Before the other party finished complaining, she performed a magic trick, and the girl with a sad face fell asleep...
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"Hey, Alice, it's time to wake up, hurry up!!"
A serious male voice came to his ears, Kishiba Hakuno stretched his waist, rubbed his eyes, and gradually saw the scene in front of him——
The dense forest stretches as far as the eye can see, and strange animals that cannot be named are walking around at will. In front of him, a black-haired man with glasses wearing a red plaid coat and holding a pocket watch to check the time is looking at him impatiently. The cold appearance does not match the color of the clothing, and what is even more incredible is that the man has a pair of long snow-white rabbit ears on his head... The shocking contrast highlights the alternative cuteness, but it is more speechless Want to complain——
"That, Mr. Tevez...?"
Swallowing, Zabizi resisted the urge to lift the table, and looked at the strange creature in front of him with a complicated expression—no matter how weird it was, the general outline of the creature was still the mad scientist he met in Mooncell, and as "Kishinami Hakuno" "The person I met at first, but according to his current attire, Zabizi would rather say that he didn't know him on the street.
"No, you're mistaken. I'm not Tevez H. Pissman, I'm 'White Rabbit', the navigator who brought you to this world, speaking from the setting."
"Hey! You told me your full name!! Even an actor is too irresponsible, and why did I come in without even seeing the rabbit hole!!"
Seeing the man's serious face revealing the plot, Zabizi couldn't help complaining. At the same time, he found that he was wearing a cute girl's princess outfit that didn't match his character, and the thrill of tying it with a bow reminded him that because of Caster's nursery rhyme/Alice's ability, he was sad. was trapped in a dream.
"It's too troublesome. For the sake of efficiency, this is the best solution. Fortunately, I don't have many scenes, so goodbye."
Before Zabizi could react, "White Rabbit" turned around and mechanically stared at the pocket watch, and trotted out his lines,
"Ah, late, late..."
Amidst the girl's surprised expression, a very irresponsible person disappeared without a trace.
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(---your sister!!!!!!)
Finally returning to his senses, Kishiba Hakuno looked at the dense primitive forest around him and was stunned. Where should he go if he is unfamiliar with the place of his life?By the way, when will Caster's cheating ability be released?Is it so difficult that she really has to be beheaded by the "Queen of Hearts" in the plot? If she has to die, she would rather find a random valley and jump down now, anyway, it is more convenient.
Of course, out of the joyful mentality of having a rare chance to play, Zabizi shortened the fluffy princess dress and walked in the direction where "White Rabbit" Tevez ran away. I basically don't remember the original plot, and the general characters There are the white rabbit who just went away, the Cheshire cat, the queen and knights of the country of hearts, and a group of mad hatters. Many funny and nonsensical things happened, and finally woke up—if this is really my dream, Kishinami Hakuno really wanted to see how people he was familiar with played various roles...
"Meow~~"
As I was walking, I was thinking, and suddenly there was an anthropomorphic cat meowing from the tree above my head. I looked up, and the light green hair, which was similar in color to the green tree, hung down long. The ears trembled from time to time, and a 16-year-old boy (??) whose gender was hard to distinguish in appearance rubbed his eyes with his hands like a cat, and his amber pupils looked in the direction of Kishinami Hakuno.
"You are……"
Looking at the person who was probably a young man but more ethereal than the most beautiful girl, Kishiba Hakuno's breathing seemed to be still, and a name appeared in his mouth, but he couldn't say it out of confidence—she had never seen this An overly beautiful young man, but only such a noble and elegant existence beyond the world is worthy of the title of friend of the king she serves——
"Enkidu...I want to say this, but now my character is the Cheshire Cat~"
The youthful and youthful smile, the gentle eyes seem to merge with the forest, and the ethereal and uncertain figure blends into the nature and gradually fades away. He exists here and talks to himself, but it is like an unbearable disturbing scenery, simple and beautiful , has the most noble soul.
"What's wrong?—Alice?"
The young man changed his posture and sat firmly on the branch, his feet dangling in the air, as leisurely and natural as sitting on a swing. Under the tree, Kishiba Hakuno finally came back to his senses, and seeing the other party's faint and gentle smile gave him an inexplicable sense of peace of mind. There are so many things to ask but don't know where to start.
"If you ask me why I'm here - we really haven't met~ But I generally know about you, and you know me very well, whether as [Alice] knows about [Cheshire Cat] , or the 'I' I know through that person..."
The young man said lightly and deeply,
"But this is a fairy tale dream with a fixed plot direction. The 'Cheshire Cat' is not the protagonist as a guide who has the ability to appear or disappear out of thin air. Even if you ask me something outside the fairy tale limit, I can't answer it——If it is true What's more, if there is 'someone' who wants to convey something to you through this story, he must be interfering as an existence similar to the protagonist... Well, anyway, go straight from here and you will arrive at the Castle of Hearts in a while, see you next time Alright~ bye~~"
As the words settled down, the green-haired boy really disappeared into the air, and Zabizi, who was left with no chance to say a word, was filled with the bitter feeling of being treated as an NPC again——Why didn’t he have a single line when he was the protagonist... ...Well, she admitted that she was too fascinated by the beautiful boy, and listening to his beautiful and comfortable voice is indeed a kind of enjoyment... As for the content of the words, don't be too demanding, what can a humble little maid understand? But a person who is on an equal footing with the King of Heroes, it is enough to be able to look up at his glory... By the way, the appearance of the disaster is really inferior, Kishinami Hakuno seriously doubts that Gilgamesh is actually bisexual, and men and women are not the same The character of refusal comes from such a good gay friend who doesn't need to distinguish gender...
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"Ahead is the residence of the Queen of Hearts, please stay."
In front of me is a large castle with a "unique" style. A huge funny red heart stands in the center of the castle. The girlish pink style makes people feel the creator's malice towards the whole world. The expressionless guard held up a long spear decorated with black and gold spikes to prevent entry,
"Mr. Karna...?"
Hakuno Kishinami felt awkward looking at the knight with pale complexion and cold light blue pupils. He finally didn't have the tight black clothes and red jacket. The uniform of the palace with such a strange castle is an insult to the handsome face that 18K gold can't match...
"No, my name is 'Knight of Hearts', and no one shall enter without the queen's order."
Karna said very seriously.However, Zabizi on the opposite side only felt a bone-chilling chill—it is said that the Red Heart Knight who obeyed the Queen's orders the most was indeed in line with Karna's character of protecting the Master regardless of himself, but a irascible force value exploded and he obeyed and chopped off people's heads at will The knight commander of the Lord's Words appeared to kill himself directly, not to mention that the weapon Asan held this time seems to be a bit "exceeding the standard"——
"That...Mr. 'Red Heart Knight', I remember that knights used to use swords... Even if you use a gun, why would you hold up the treasure [The Spear of Destroying Lightning Light/Vasavishakti] at ordinary kind people with Level 0 ]ah!!"
"Don't worry about this one. This is an imitation, but the shape is the same... The choice of weapons is just what I am best at. The effects are the same, please don't mind."
Karna said calmly,
"You are Miss Alice. Although I have no malice towards you, I regret that I did not receive the notification that you received the invitation to the tea party. If you don't want to be the ghost of the gun, please go back."
"Although there are so many complaints that it is difficult to complain... But according to the plot, I should be allowed to go in directly... And why did the top military leader fall to the point of guarding the gate... Has your life been so rough, student... "
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"Please, please wait a moment!!"
An elegant male voice came from the city gate. With short lavender hair and eyes, fair skin, and almost feminine frailty, a man in plain but elegant clothes ran up to him, taking advantage of the other person's breathing. At the same time, Kishinami Hakuno tried his best to recall the identity of the man in his mind-the conclusion was that he had never seen the fuck before! !
"Your Majesty, why are you here?"
The knight holding the jet-black gun returned to his standard military posture, and saluted the weaker man who came forward. It seemed that the man with lavender hair was one of the important characters in this cheating fairy tale, but why did he appear that he hadn't seen him at all? Zabizi, who has lived in the past, is deeply suspicious.
"Hello, dear lady, I am very sorry that I forgot your invitation card. To express my apology, please allow me to take you to the tea party in person."
The man showed a kind smile, and at the same time extended his hand to invite Zabizi to enter the city.
"Well, I'm sorry, are you..."
Kishiba Hakuno looked at the well-meaning man, but he had an unnecessary sense of crisis due to his too much hard work, but the other party just smiled faintly like a saint, and replied calmly,
"My name is not important, it's just an insignificant role. [Position] is the king of the Heart Kingdom. Please let the real owner of the castle tell you the details."
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"Hey, Moses, hasn't the person arrived yet? It's just a woman. Why do you have to wait so long?"
(Nani? This is a typical Jin Shining speech!!... No, they didn't say the word bastard, it should be someone else... By the way, is it really okay for you to ignore the settings and just call out your real name!!)
Before reaching the atrium, there was an impatient urging from a man ahead, and a man in casual yet luxurious clothes, with a pure gold collar similar to Gilgamesh's, appeared in front of him. He had short black hair, brown skin, and red The golden pupils exuded majesty undisguisedly, staring imposingly at the girl behind the man he called "Moses".
"Ha... Ramses, you still have to follow the basic rules. Now I'm the 'King of Hearts', so I can't be called by my real name..."
The lavender-haired man held his forehead helplessly and sighed, teaching like he would treat a naughty child.
"Hmph, that kind of boring rules don't matter at all, I'm so high! It's just a reenactment of a false fairy tale. Although you reluctantly accepted the highest 'position' in the world out of interest, don't you really dare to use the 'Queen of Hearts' as the title?" Call your brother by such tasteless vulgar names?"
(What??!!!)
Zabizi, who only paid attention to the last sentence, suddenly enlarged his eyes and showed a very surprised expression. He looked at the proud brown-skinned man in disbelief, and the other party suddenly became interested and said with a smile,
"Oh? Are you looking into my eyes without the slightest fear? She is indeed a woman worth looking forward to..."
The pressure of the golden eyes intensified. Looking at the unknown King Zabizi who was full of aura, he only felt helpless with black lines all over his head. In the face of his Servant's domineering aura, she had already developed resistance. At this level, I still want my sister to give in, it's 3000 years too early! ——The key is that no one complained? ! !Why would a man be a "Queen of Hearts"? ! !What the hell are you doing here if you don't follow the script! !Why are the clothes you wear so normal? Is it only poor Ah San's children's shoes and the whole castle that are so girly and weird? ! ! !
The clothes of the two people in front of them are in line with their personalities and are appropriate. Whether it is the second king's style or the elegant and fresh style, they are very suitable. On the other hand, looking at the uniform of Karna who is guarding the gate and the fairytale grotesque style of the whole castle, it seems that the two are the strangest .
"Um...Mr. Ramses?"
Kishinami Hakuno spoke tentatively.
"Call me God King, you are not worthy to speak my name." The man looked down and said arrogantly.
(Wow~ This 13-pack has a very strong flag!! Adding the word "bastard" is like a brother of Shining!!)
"It's impossible to call 'King', there's only one person I'm serving—it's fine to call 'Queen of Hearts' by [position]."
The girl jokingly said stubbornly, her brown eyes looked directly at the dazzling Jin, which won her approval instead.
"As a subject, do you have your own obsession and pride? Although there is no king in the sky and on the earth that surpasses me, let's admit that arrogance. What are you waiting for? Come here!"
The man turned around and waved, and strode forward in a very chic way. Once again, the sight of Jinpika appeared, and Zabizi frowned complicatedly to follow.
"Haha...I'm sorry, Ramses has that kind of character, but he didn't mean anything malicious."
The good old man and the good gay friend kindly smoothed things over.
"Yes, I am also familiar with very similar people, and I can roughly understand..."
The same poor man looked at the flexible young man very sympathetically.
"But is this really okay? Although I haven't met you, but to play this fairy tale, you must abide by the most basic actor standards-wear your own clothes, don't call each other by fixed names, only accept [role positioning] I am afraid……"
"Do you want me to govern in women's clothes, fool! Only the rigid knight at the city gate would do such stupid things as following the rules. He is obviously an out-of-the-way Servant with me, but he is willing to wear such ridiculous clothes to perform role tasks. It hurts me. Waiting for a name, that's why he was punished to guard the gate!"
(Hey! You said Servant just now, did you say so!! Are you really a man who is so arrogant?!! And don’t avenge yourself and bully the kind and dedicated little angels, hey!!)
"Speaking of which, why do you want to be a 'queen'? There are many other characters too... If it doesn't work, you can be a king, anyway, you don't plan to act according to the plot."
It was rare for the brown-skinned Zhong Erwang to talk to him, and Zabizi asked casually.
"That's a matter of principle. This king once swore to himself that if my brother is willing to call himself king, I will do my best to assist him. Although the form is different, it will be regarded as fulfilling his promise now." The man walking in front said solemnly.
"Haha... I can't be a king anymore, it's just because Nefertari is not in Ramses and I'm making trouble."
Facing Zabizi's surprised gaze, the lavender-haired youth explained with a smile.
"Hey, Moses, don't talk too much!"
"It's true, 'My queen can only be her, anyway, it's just a simple [position], it doesn't matter whoever does it' Didn't you say it yourself, but I am also very good at being a puppet king, anyway, the real power holder It's still the 'Queen of Hearts', so it's not a violation of the 'setting'."
Vaguely aware of the dark temperament, Zabizi subconsciously moved a little further away from the Moses children's shoes.
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"arrive."
The "Queen of Hearts" simply said that she had reached the finish line, and she sat back in her seat unceremoniously, crossing her legs and looking at the other guest who had been waiting for a long time on the opposite side - finally saw her "familiarity", no joy, Kishiba Bai Ye just froze for a long time and murmured a few words of uncertainty,
"Wei... Gong Jun?"
——No, the man drinking tea opposite is wearing a black suit, a bow tie, and a huge top hat on his head. His brown pupils are thickly black, and his skin is dark brown, engraved with curse-style messy red patterns. , [His existence is malice] - "he" is "something" with the same appearance as Wei Gongshilang, I clearly know the real name of "his" but deliberately don't want to admit it, "he" is...
"No, [Miss Alice]——I am [Hat House], just a vulgar hatter. If you are interested in me, you might as well come to my residence after playing with 'My Lady Queen'."
"Hey, stinky hatter, why haven't you left yet? Now the customer has changed, so the business has already been negotiated!"
The man wearing the huge hat in front of him seemed to be the last round of guests, and the "Queen of Hearts" chased away the guests impatiently, seeming to hate him very much.
"Don't be so mean, I just want to see the lovely young lady, I'm leaving now - looking forward to your visit, I will present a better [tea party] than this."
"Wait……"
Zabizi reached out to grab the man who turned around and was about to leave. The man smiled while holding his hat, and suddenly turned into a cloud of black mist and disappeared in a blink of an eye.
"It's useless, his [responsibility/role] here is over, if you want to find him, just go to some shit tea party as he said, but you don't intend to skip this king's tea party and just slip away, little girl -"
Ramses said mockingly, with a hint of violence in his words.
"Okay~ Don't bully her. In fact, you are not prepared at all. You are obviously welcoming the protagonist 'Alice', but there are no programs, mini-games, or refreshments. Why don't you choose according to the lady's own wishes."
Moses knocked on the head of his relatives and friends who were smiling badly, ignoring the accusing eyes of the other party, and whispered to Kishinami Hakuno,
"If you want the [dream/story] to end quickly, just follow the [character]'s prompt and follow the plot. Oh, we don't have anything here anymore, do you want to continue to the next [chapter]?"
"...Yes, thank you."
Kishinami Hakuno thought for a moment, bowed to the duo of good friends, and turned to leave.
"So wait for me! The role of [Queen of Hearts] is the one who likes to chop off people's heads when they are bored, don't you think this king should perform knife skills according to the [plot]——"
The second king of the Egyptian style committed two crimes again.
"Okay, okay, you have always cherished your subjects and subordinates, anyway, it has always been inconsistent with [settings], so don't pretend now..."
The good friend on the side pulled the other side helplessly.
"Hey, Moses! What are you talking about in front of people... woo..."
It seemed that his mouth was covered by his good brother, and finally there was no annoying voice behind him. Zabizi walked out of the castle leisurely. After a thousand words in his heart gathered together, there was only one sentence - as expected, compared with a good friend, his girlfriend Or the wife is so weak...
"Wait, you two get out of the way, Sister Baiye is Ilya's sister!!"
The feeling of being suddenly embraced by two little lolitas who look exactly the same, her body being hugged by a silver-haired lolita, and being dragged by the three of them happily declaring ownership is really wonderful. Ignoring the tighter and tighter waist, and the two Painful that his hand was about to be pulled off, Kishinami Hakuno was very happy to be surrounded by petite and cute girls—but when he was giggling, the two maids standing next to him cast contemptuous glances.
"Miss Ilya, you can't be so capricious with your guests. You should behave more in line with the etiquette of the daughter of Einzbern. Even such a vulgar commoner should let her know the way of life of the nobility."
(Hey, what are common people, common people? Are you laughing at the handmaiden of the absolute king of middle school who is the only one in heaven and earth!!)
"Selah is so annoying~ I finally saw Bai Ye sister, please be quiet for a while!!"
"But……"
"Selah, it's so annoying."
"Liz, even you..."
"Has Miss Serra entered menopause? Does Alice know that women will become aunts when they reach menopause? It's super annoying~"
"I know, I know, they will be super irritable at this time, Alice should be careful~"
Finally, even the two lolis who were staying temporarily joined the team to scold the good and responsible maid, Ms. Serra. As the protagonist, Kishiba Hakuno felt the woman's cold, resentful and angry gaze, and had no choice but to rescue her with a trembling voice.
"Well, Miss Sela is also for the good of Ilya, indeed Ilya must become a lady~"
"Hey~~~" The petite silver-haired loli pursed her mouth unwillingly, her pale red eyes stared straight at Bai Ye, like a cute rabbit.
"Wow~~~ Ilya is going to be captured by the Sierra Witch~ Alice and Alice are guests, so you don't have to be restrained, and my sister is ours!" The little loli pushes Ilya away, and sticks closer to her. Seeing that the real owner of the castle is being rejected, Hakuno Kishinami, who is almost furious, withdraws helplessly in order to avoid a big guy from the entrance of the forest roaring in. Touched the heads of the two loli, and spoke again for the peace of the world,
"Alice and Alice also have their own things to do, sister just came to see you and Ilya, don't delay because of me~" The bright smile is comparable to that of the Virgin Mary, dealing with young children, and Pleasant voice is the best means.
"But~ we don't have anything to do~ right, Alice~"
"Yes, yes, as Alice said, we have been playing~"
The two lolis looked at each other in puzzlement and shook their heads, then stared at Kishinami Hakuno together in the middle.
"Haha...then what were you playing before? I see that your clothes are different from usual—"
Zabizi smoothed things over in embarrassment—both of them and Ilya wore fluffy cosplay-like princess dresses, with big bows tied around their heads, basically the same style, and even the two maids put on costumes similar to drama , judging from the brown coat and the green branches held in both hands... it seems to be playing the background?
"That's right, that's right, we and Ilya are acting out a picture book story~ The protagonist is Alice just like Alice~" said the girl in blue.
"No, it's obviously the same name as Alice, Alice is too cunning~" said the girl in pink.
"So both of you are named Alice, so let me play the protagonist with a different name!" Ilya interjected.
"...Well, are you talking about "Alice in Wonderland"?" Zabizi asked after roughly understanding the content.
"That's right, that's right~ As expected of Sister Bai Ye, she guessed it so quickly~" Alice laughed excitedly.
"Has sister read this book?" Alice asked, staring into Bai Ye's eyes.
"Well... I saw it in Mooncell's library. The author is Lewis Carroll. The story of a girl who fell into the rabbit hole."
"Hmm~ very interesting story~ so my sister said which of the three of us is more suitable to play Alice?" The silver-haired girl's eyes sparkled, as if she was expecting Zabizi to choose herself.At the same time, the hands of the other two hugging Bai Ye's body tightened.
"No...even if you say so...by the way, how about all three of them being Alice, anyway, it's an adapted storyline!" Zabizi said awkwardly, struggling to come up with a compromise.
"No, no, there can only be one protagonist, my sister is too cunning~" Alice pouted.
"That's right, this is my castle, so of course the protagonist should be me!" Ilya said again.
"..." The Servant Alice, the third person on the other side, didn't speak, she was thinking quietly, for a moment——
"It's better to let sister Bai Ye be Alice, now everyone has no objection."
"Wait, when did I say I want to participate..."
"Great idea, if it's my sister, I'm in favor of it!!" Alice raised her hand excitedly.
"Well, if it's my sister, I don't mind." Tsundere silver-haired loli said like a princess with her hands on her hips.
"Well, then it's decided." Alice concluded.
"Wait, I'll be the audience, let's not talk about the age issue, the number of people and props are not enough at all." Suddenly caught up on the shelf, Zabizi struggled sadly with black lines all over his head.
"Really, what is my sister talking about~ I don't need any props, have my sister forgotten the ability of [Alice/nursery rhyme]?" Alice, who is actually the Master, laughed.
"……Eh?"
"That's right, I decided to use my ability from the very beginning, [Story written for someone/NurseryRhyme]. Although the form is a bit different, it is still possible to present the story from the perspective of a dream. After all, I am Caster~" As a Servant, the girl whose real name was Nursery Rhyme patted her chest proudly.
"But, Liz, Miss Serra, and your clothes..." Before Zabizi finished speaking, Ilya's mischievous smile appeared again, covering Zabizi's mouth with one hand, while the other hand Putting his index finger on his lips, he signaled Bai Ye not to speak.
(demon……)
Looking at the maid duo who have been wearing funny clothes as the "background", Kishinami Hakuno felt a deep chill.
"Well, let's start now~ Welcome to 【WonderfulWonderWorld】~"
"Hey, so why am I..."
Alice stood on tiptoe and reached out to touch the forehead of Kishinami Hakuno, who was half-squatting. Before the other party finished complaining, she performed a magic trick, and the girl with a sad face fell asleep...
—————————————【IsThisDream?】——————————————
"Hey, Alice, it's time to wake up, hurry up!!"
A serious male voice came to his ears, Kishiba Hakuno stretched his waist, rubbed his eyes, and gradually saw the scene in front of him——
The dense forest stretches as far as the eye can see, and strange animals that cannot be named are walking around at will. In front of him, a black-haired man with glasses wearing a red plaid coat and holding a pocket watch to check the time is looking at him impatiently. The cold appearance does not match the color of the clothing, and what is even more incredible is that the man has a pair of long snow-white rabbit ears on his head... The shocking contrast highlights the alternative cuteness, but it is more speechless Want to complain——
"That, Mr. Tevez...?"
Swallowing, Zabizi resisted the urge to lift the table, and looked at the strange creature in front of him with a complicated expression—no matter how weird it was, the general outline of the creature was still the mad scientist he met in Mooncell, and as "Kishinami Hakuno" "The person I met at first, but according to his current attire, Zabizi would rather say that he didn't know him on the street.
"No, you're mistaken. I'm not Tevez H. Pissman, I'm 'White Rabbit', the navigator who brought you to this world, speaking from the setting."
"Hey! You told me your full name!! Even an actor is too irresponsible, and why did I come in without even seeing the rabbit hole!!"
Seeing the man's serious face revealing the plot, Zabizi couldn't help complaining. At the same time, he found that he was wearing a cute girl's princess outfit that didn't match his character, and the thrill of tying it with a bow reminded him that because of Caster's nursery rhyme/Alice's ability, he was sad. was trapped in a dream.
"It's too troublesome. For the sake of efficiency, this is the best solution. Fortunately, I don't have many scenes, so goodbye."
Before Zabizi could react, "White Rabbit" turned around and mechanically stared at the pocket watch, and trotted out his lines,
"Ah, late, late..."
Amidst the girl's surprised expression, a very irresponsible person disappeared without a trace.
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(---your sister!!!!!!)
Finally returning to his senses, Kishiba Hakuno looked at the dense primitive forest around him and was stunned. Where should he go if he is unfamiliar with the place of his life?By the way, when will Caster's cheating ability be released?Is it so difficult that she really has to be beheaded by the "Queen of Hearts" in the plot? If she has to die, she would rather find a random valley and jump down now, anyway, it is more convenient.
Of course, out of the joyful mentality of having a rare chance to play, Zabizi shortened the fluffy princess dress and walked in the direction where "White Rabbit" Tevez ran away. I basically don't remember the original plot, and the general characters There are the white rabbit who just went away, the Cheshire cat, the queen and knights of the country of hearts, and a group of mad hatters. Many funny and nonsensical things happened, and finally woke up—if this is really my dream, Kishinami Hakuno really wanted to see how people he was familiar with played various roles...
"Meow~~"
As I was walking, I was thinking, and suddenly there was an anthropomorphic cat meowing from the tree above my head. I looked up, and the light green hair, which was similar in color to the green tree, hung down long. The ears trembled from time to time, and a 16-year-old boy (??) whose gender was hard to distinguish in appearance rubbed his eyes with his hands like a cat, and his amber pupils looked in the direction of Kishinami Hakuno.
"You are……"
Looking at the person who was probably a young man but more ethereal than the most beautiful girl, Kishiba Hakuno's breathing seemed to be still, and a name appeared in his mouth, but he couldn't say it out of confidence—she had never seen this An overly beautiful young man, but only such a noble and elegant existence beyond the world is worthy of the title of friend of the king she serves——
"Enkidu...I want to say this, but now my character is the Cheshire Cat~"
The youthful and youthful smile, the gentle eyes seem to merge with the forest, and the ethereal and uncertain figure blends into the nature and gradually fades away. He exists here and talks to himself, but it is like an unbearable disturbing scenery, simple and beautiful , has the most noble soul.
"What's wrong?—Alice?"
The young man changed his posture and sat firmly on the branch, his feet dangling in the air, as leisurely and natural as sitting on a swing. Under the tree, Kishiba Hakuno finally came back to his senses, and seeing the other party's faint and gentle smile gave him an inexplicable sense of peace of mind. There are so many things to ask but don't know where to start.
"If you ask me why I'm here - we really haven't met~ But I generally know about you, and you know me very well, whether as [Alice] knows about [Cheshire Cat] , or the 'I' I know through that person..."
The young man said lightly and deeply,
"But this is a fairy tale dream with a fixed plot direction. The 'Cheshire Cat' is not the protagonist as a guide who has the ability to appear or disappear out of thin air. Even if you ask me something outside the fairy tale limit, I can't answer it——If it is true What's more, if there is 'someone' who wants to convey something to you through this story, he must be interfering as an existence similar to the protagonist... Well, anyway, go straight from here and you will arrive at the Castle of Hearts in a while, see you next time Alright~ bye~~"
As the words settled down, the green-haired boy really disappeared into the air, and Zabizi, who was left with no chance to say a word, was filled with the bitter feeling of being treated as an NPC again——Why didn’t he have a single line when he was the protagonist... ...Well, she admitted that she was too fascinated by the beautiful boy, and listening to his beautiful and comfortable voice is indeed a kind of enjoyment... As for the content of the words, don't be too demanding, what can a humble little maid understand? But a person who is on an equal footing with the King of Heroes, it is enough to be able to look up at his glory... By the way, the appearance of the disaster is really inferior, Kishinami Hakuno seriously doubts that Gilgamesh is actually bisexual, and men and women are not the same The character of refusal comes from such a good gay friend who doesn't need to distinguish gender...
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"Ahead is the residence of the Queen of Hearts, please stay."
In front of me is a large castle with a "unique" style. A huge funny red heart stands in the center of the castle. The girlish pink style makes people feel the creator's malice towards the whole world. The expressionless guard held up a long spear decorated with black and gold spikes to prevent entry,
"Mr. Karna...?"
Hakuno Kishinami felt awkward looking at the knight with pale complexion and cold light blue pupils. He finally didn't have the tight black clothes and red jacket. The uniform of the palace with such a strange castle is an insult to the handsome face that 18K gold can't match...
"No, my name is 'Knight of Hearts', and no one shall enter without the queen's order."
Karna said very seriously.However, Zabizi on the opposite side only felt a bone-chilling chill—it is said that the Red Heart Knight who obeyed the Queen's orders the most was indeed in line with Karna's character of protecting the Master regardless of himself, but a irascible force value exploded and he obeyed and chopped off people's heads at will The knight commander of the Lord's Words appeared to kill himself directly, not to mention that the weapon Asan held this time seems to be a bit "exceeding the standard"——
"That...Mr. 'Red Heart Knight', I remember that knights used to use swords... Even if you use a gun, why would you hold up the treasure [The Spear of Destroying Lightning Light/Vasavishakti] at ordinary kind people with Level 0 ]ah!!"
"Don't worry about this one. This is an imitation, but the shape is the same... The choice of weapons is just what I am best at. The effects are the same, please don't mind."
Karna said calmly,
"You are Miss Alice. Although I have no malice towards you, I regret that I did not receive the notification that you received the invitation to the tea party. If you don't want to be the ghost of the gun, please go back."
"Although there are so many complaints that it is difficult to complain... But according to the plot, I should be allowed to go in directly... And why did the top military leader fall to the point of guarding the gate... Has your life been so rough, student... "
.........
"Please, please wait a moment!!"
An elegant male voice came from the city gate. With short lavender hair and eyes, fair skin, and almost feminine frailty, a man in plain but elegant clothes ran up to him, taking advantage of the other person's breathing. At the same time, Kishinami Hakuno tried his best to recall the identity of the man in his mind-the conclusion was that he had never seen the fuck before! !
"Your Majesty, why are you here?"
The knight holding the jet-black gun returned to his standard military posture, and saluted the weaker man who came forward. It seemed that the man with lavender hair was one of the important characters in this cheating fairy tale, but why did he appear that he hadn't seen him at all? Zabizi, who has lived in the past, is deeply suspicious.
"Hello, dear lady, I am very sorry that I forgot your invitation card. To express my apology, please allow me to take you to the tea party in person."
The man showed a kind smile, and at the same time extended his hand to invite Zabizi to enter the city.
"Well, I'm sorry, are you..."
Kishiba Hakuno looked at the well-meaning man, but he had an unnecessary sense of crisis due to his too much hard work, but the other party just smiled faintly like a saint, and replied calmly,
"My name is not important, it's just an insignificant role. [Position] is the king of the Heart Kingdom. Please let the real owner of the castle tell you the details."
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"Hey, Moses, hasn't the person arrived yet? It's just a woman. Why do you have to wait so long?"
(Nani? This is a typical Jin Shining speech!!... No, they didn't say the word bastard, it should be someone else... By the way, is it really okay for you to ignore the settings and just call out your real name!!)
Before reaching the atrium, there was an impatient urging from a man ahead, and a man in casual yet luxurious clothes, with a pure gold collar similar to Gilgamesh's, appeared in front of him. He had short black hair, brown skin, and red The golden pupils exuded majesty undisguisedly, staring imposingly at the girl behind the man he called "Moses".
"Ha... Ramses, you still have to follow the basic rules. Now I'm the 'King of Hearts', so I can't be called by my real name..."
The lavender-haired man held his forehead helplessly and sighed, teaching like he would treat a naughty child.
"Hmph, that kind of boring rules don't matter at all, I'm so high! It's just a reenactment of a false fairy tale. Although you reluctantly accepted the highest 'position' in the world out of interest, don't you really dare to use the 'Queen of Hearts' as the title?" Call your brother by such tasteless vulgar names?"
(What??!!!)
Zabizi, who only paid attention to the last sentence, suddenly enlarged his eyes and showed a very surprised expression. He looked at the proud brown-skinned man in disbelief, and the other party suddenly became interested and said with a smile,
"Oh? Are you looking into my eyes without the slightest fear? She is indeed a woman worth looking forward to..."
The pressure of the golden eyes intensified. Looking at the unknown King Zabizi who was full of aura, he only felt helpless with black lines all over his head. In the face of his Servant's domineering aura, she had already developed resistance. At this level, I still want my sister to give in, it's 3000 years too early! ——The key is that no one complained? ! !Why would a man be a "Queen of Hearts"? ! !What the hell are you doing here if you don't follow the script! !Why are the clothes you wear so normal? Is it only poor Ah San's children's shoes and the whole castle that are so girly and weird? ! ! !
The clothes of the two people in front of them are in line with their personalities and are appropriate. Whether it is the second king's style or the elegant and fresh style, they are very suitable. On the other hand, looking at the uniform of Karna who is guarding the gate and the fairytale grotesque style of the whole castle, it seems that the two are the strangest .
"Um...Mr. Ramses?"
Kishinami Hakuno spoke tentatively.
"Call me God King, you are not worthy to speak my name." The man looked down and said arrogantly.
(Wow~ This 13-pack has a very strong flag!! Adding the word "bastard" is like a brother of Shining!!)
"It's impossible to call 'King', there's only one person I'm serving—it's fine to call 'Queen of Hearts' by [position]."
The girl jokingly said stubbornly, her brown eyes looked directly at the dazzling Jin, which won her approval instead.
"As a subject, do you have your own obsession and pride? Although there is no king in the sky and on the earth that surpasses me, let's admit that arrogance. What are you waiting for? Come here!"
The man turned around and waved, and strode forward in a very chic way. Once again, the sight of Jinpika appeared, and Zabizi frowned complicatedly to follow.
"Haha...I'm sorry, Ramses has that kind of character, but he didn't mean anything malicious."
The good old man and the good gay friend kindly smoothed things over.
"Yes, I am also familiar with very similar people, and I can roughly understand..."
The same poor man looked at the flexible young man very sympathetically.
"But is this really okay? Although I haven't met you, but to play this fairy tale, you must abide by the most basic actor standards-wear your own clothes, don't call each other by fixed names, only accept [role positioning] I am afraid……"
"Do you want me to govern in women's clothes, fool! Only the rigid knight at the city gate would do such stupid things as following the rules. He is obviously an out-of-the-way Servant with me, but he is willing to wear such ridiculous clothes to perform role tasks. It hurts me. Waiting for a name, that's why he was punished to guard the gate!"
(Hey! You said Servant just now, did you say so!! Are you really a man who is so arrogant?!! And don’t avenge yourself and bully the kind and dedicated little angels, hey!!)
"Speaking of which, why do you want to be a 'queen'? There are many other characters too... If it doesn't work, you can be a king, anyway, you don't plan to act according to the plot."
It was rare for the brown-skinned Zhong Erwang to talk to him, and Zabizi asked casually.
"That's a matter of principle. This king once swore to himself that if my brother is willing to call himself king, I will do my best to assist him. Although the form is different, it will be regarded as fulfilling his promise now." The man walking in front said solemnly.
"Haha... I can't be a king anymore, it's just because Nefertari is not in Ramses and I'm making trouble."
Facing Zabizi's surprised gaze, the lavender-haired youth explained with a smile.
"Hey, Moses, don't talk too much!"
"It's true, 'My queen can only be her, anyway, it's just a simple [position], it doesn't matter whoever does it' Didn't you say it yourself, but I am also very good at being a puppet king, anyway, the real power holder It's still the 'Queen of Hearts', so it's not a violation of the 'setting'."
Vaguely aware of the dark temperament, Zabizi subconsciously moved a little further away from the Moses children's shoes.
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"arrive."
The "Queen of Hearts" simply said that she had reached the finish line, and she sat back in her seat unceremoniously, crossing her legs and looking at the other guest who had been waiting for a long time on the opposite side - finally saw her "familiarity", no joy, Kishiba Bai Ye just froze for a long time and murmured a few words of uncertainty,
"Wei... Gong Jun?"
——No, the man drinking tea opposite is wearing a black suit, a bow tie, and a huge top hat on his head. His brown pupils are thickly black, and his skin is dark brown, engraved with curse-style messy red patterns. , [His existence is malice] - "he" is "something" with the same appearance as Wei Gongshilang, I clearly know the real name of "his" but deliberately don't want to admit it, "he" is...
"No, [Miss Alice]——I am [Hat House], just a vulgar hatter. If you are interested in me, you might as well come to my residence after playing with 'My Lady Queen'."
"Hey, stinky hatter, why haven't you left yet? Now the customer has changed, so the business has already been negotiated!"
The man wearing the huge hat in front of him seemed to be the last round of guests, and the "Queen of Hearts" chased away the guests impatiently, seeming to hate him very much.
"Don't be so mean, I just want to see the lovely young lady, I'm leaving now - looking forward to your visit, I will present a better [tea party] than this."
"Wait……"
Zabizi reached out to grab the man who turned around and was about to leave. The man smiled while holding his hat, and suddenly turned into a cloud of black mist and disappeared in a blink of an eye.
"It's useless, his [responsibility/role] here is over, if you want to find him, just go to some shit tea party as he said, but you don't intend to skip this king's tea party and just slip away, little girl -"
Ramses said mockingly, with a hint of violence in his words.
"Okay~ Don't bully her. In fact, you are not prepared at all. You are obviously welcoming the protagonist 'Alice', but there are no programs, mini-games, or refreshments. Why don't you choose according to the lady's own wishes."
Moses knocked on the head of his relatives and friends who were smiling badly, ignoring the accusing eyes of the other party, and whispered to Kishinami Hakuno,
"If you want the [dream/story] to end quickly, just follow the [character]'s prompt and follow the plot. Oh, we don't have anything here anymore, do you want to continue to the next [chapter]?"
"...Yes, thank you."
Kishinami Hakuno thought for a moment, bowed to the duo of good friends, and turned to leave.
"So wait for me! The role of [Queen of Hearts] is the one who likes to chop off people's heads when they are bored, don't you think this king should perform knife skills according to the [plot]——"
The second king of the Egyptian style committed two crimes again.
"Okay, okay, you have always cherished your subjects and subordinates, anyway, it has always been inconsistent with [settings], so don't pretend now..."
The good friend on the side pulled the other side helplessly.
"Hey, Moses! What are you talking about in front of people... woo..."
It seemed that his mouth was covered by his good brother, and finally there was no annoying voice behind him. Zabizi walked out of the castle leisurely. After a thousand words in his heart gathered together, there was only one sentence - as expected, compared with a good friend, his girlfriend Or the wife is so weak...
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