Fate The Extra One

[jingle bell bell~]

"Hello, this is Kishiba's house."

[it's me. ]

"Well, I roughly guessed it. Anyway, only you know my phone number. What does the idiot king want to play this time?"

Needless to say, the caller was Kotomine Kirei, and Kishinami Hakuno sighed helplessly, silently mourning for his miserable relationship.

[What an 'interesting' title, aren't you afraid he'll hear it? ]

"Ha, stop joking, he is still playing with bugs at Matou's house, does he have time to take care of me?"

[The 'plan' is about to start, Wang told you to come over. ]

"So fast?"

[No, it has been a long time since the Holy Grail War. ]

"...I have class today."

[I remember that you have been off work for three days because of your arm injury. ]

"...I have a wound on my arm."

[That little injury can be fixed with a simple healing magic, if you don't want to use it to teach me to help you. ]

"...Are you following me?"

[I'm not that free yet, it's just that my 'familiar' is more diligent. Besides, you've been staying at home for the past three days, so why talk about 'stalking'? ]

"Didn't you get attacked by Caster? Why aren't you dead yet..."

[oh?Is the news well-informed? Ruler's privilege is really enviable. As you can see, the Lord doesn't seem to have any plans to take me away. ]

"...Hey, do you hate me that much?"

[How can it be?Being a clergyman is equal to everyone, and you are just one of the 'lost lambs' waiting for redemption. ]

"...I'll be there right away" (destroy you)

[It's good to be motivated, and by the way, the King of Heroes has been by my side since just now. ]

"..."

(@#￥!%@#￥&*￥#!!!)

[One more thing, although it's not a big deal - when I went to Hongzhou Banquet Hall·Taishan yesterday, the boss there told me that a few days ago a chestnut-haired girl was hanging out with a blonde young man, the second The blond-haired man came here to throw money and ask for a ban on the sale of mapo tofu... Ah, it's just a casual chat, nothing special, so don't worry about it. ]

[Wang seems to have gotten impatient with the wait. ]

[Well, good luck and goodbye. ]

"..."

(Peat!!! Is it really mapo tofu!!!)

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【Yanfeng Church】

"The church is broken like this, why are you, a clergyman, still alive and kicking, Father Ghost..."

Looking around, countless holy images were scattered on the ground, wood chips and stones were scattered everywhere, basically all the audience seats were cut to pieces, revealing the cotton inside, the ground was splattered with blood, there were scratches from sharp objects on the wall, and large The pothole after the magic was used, obviously not long after a miserable battle.

"Indeed, it's very appropriate to call this decaying body a 'ghost'. Because of this, it seems that Caster's power alone is not enough to kill me. The Lord is with me, Amen."

…………

"I'm very sorry, Wang, to keep you waiting."

Glancing at the counterfeit priest who pretended to make the sign of the cross, Kishinami Hakuno obediently walked up to the King of Heroes to admit his mistake and salute. This time, the Second King finally didn't drink the red wine, but just picked one of the few good seats left and sat with his arms in his arms. Crossing his legs and closing his eyes, he did not answer Bai Ye's greetings.

"Hey, Father Mapo, what's wrong with the king, he didn't even blame him, he's so upset that he doesn't even bother to say anything?" Zabiko, who escaped for some reason, stood next to Kotomine Kirei, leaning against He covered his ears with his hands and asked in a low voice.

"Who knows, why don't you just ask him?"

"Just kidding! You can't be so obvious that you want to commit murder, thanks to you being a double-faced person for so many years... Ask him, isn't he courting death!"

"Although it's a bit late to say it now... But are you sure you can't hear me if you speak in a lower voice?"

"..."

"Ahaha... Speaking of which, this place was captured by Caster and the others, why are you still gathering here?"

Frightened, he glanced back at Gilgamesh, and there were indeed a few wells on the other side's temple. Zabizi wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, strongly suppressed the desire to escape, and quickly changed the subject before dying.

"It is true that this is already Caster's territory, but Caster and Archer have different opinions. They are still negotiating at Liudong Temple, but they will probably come back soon."

"Is that so, Archer has also joined there... No, that means we are now holding our own strategy discussion in the enemy's base camp??...Ahaha, that's 'that'—the most dangerous place is The safest thing is... Yanfeng, sometimes your brain is very smart..."

With the final fluke in mind, Zabizi expected the other party to give an answer of "everything is a plan".

"No, it's not part of the 'strategy' to be in this collection, it's just the King of Heroes' interest."

"..."

(=_=)

——The future is dark...there has never been a bright future! !

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【Einzbern Forest】

"Oh!! Why is it so slow, Gilgamesh!! You have made your master—this master Shinji Matou wait for more than two hours!!"

In the woods, a certain kelp was leaning against a tree while knocking on its shoes, clasped its hands in its arms, and muttered impatiently. When it saw a golden figure approaching in the distance, it finally opened its hands with a chunyang expression. Arms flailing wildly.Hakuno Kishinami, who was following by the side, saw the faint bored expression on the broken hair of the hero king, and finally realized the reason why Mr. Jill was not angry because he came so late today—maybe he wished that he would be later, and got offended by accident It is suspected that kelp saved a life, and Zabizi's favorability for it rose from -10000 to -9999.9.

"Really, so things like Servants have no concept of real time, and I have to trouble my lord... Hey, aren't you Bai Ye? Why are you here??"

The narcissistic kelp head with hair flicked found the woman who was following Gilgamesh, his face was very surprised, and at the same time, with vague fear and unwillingness, he licked Bai Ye's body with his eyes, his eyes were full of indifference The hidden lust——Suddenly, Matou Shinji laughed wildly again, as if he understood something, and said to Bai Ye in an arrogant and superior tone,

"Is that so... I see, that's what happened... Bai Ye, you are also a Master, right? I heard from that priest that I found the most powerful Servant and finally came to join me, yes, although There is still a gap with Tohsaka, but I can give you a place beside me, as long as you..."

Moving forward a few steps, Matou Shinji stretched out his hand directly towards Kishinami Hakuno's waist—however, a second before touching—

"Shen Er, if you don't want to die, don't touch this woman."

The golden heroic spirit said suddenly, his tone was flat and without any warning, as if he was casually chatting, but Matou Shinji couldn't help stopping his hand—the eighth heroic spirit in front of him, the king of the beginning, the king of all The strongest Servant, "Gilgamesh", never said a single useless word.

Slowly retracting his arm, suppressed by the inexplicable power, Matou Shinji was still trembling uncontrollably, his eyes were dull and he couldn't recover for a long time.

"Wang, when did you become so kind..."

Kishinami Hakuno, who had been bowing his head and never spoke to him, suddenly shrugged his shoulders helplessly as if discouraged, and looked at the King of Heroes with resentful eyes like reproach.

"Hmph! Although he is a piece of trash that is not even as good as a bastard, if I give up halfway now, my patience these days will be in vain!!" Gilgamesh curled his lips and frowned.

"Yes, yes." Kishinami Hakuno looked at the awkward AUO-sama and smiled inwardly, never glanced in the direction of a certain kelp.

Shinji Matou, who was left aside in the cold, bit his lip angrily, completely unable to understand the conversation between the two of them, he clenched his fists and stamped his feet fiercely, helplessly, suddenly, as if he had figured out something, he let out another annoying cheap laugh,

"What~ I should have said no sooner... There is no need to make such a big misunderstanding, Gilgamesh, 'this guy' is your woman—don't worry, I don't have the bad habit of stealing things from Servants, but , whenever you get tired of playing, lend me a taste of the 'taste'...Of course, my Tohsaka also..."

Matou Shinji looked at Gilgamesh with a very "understanding" gaze, and at the same time stretched out his hand eagerly to put it on the other's shoulder, completely ignoring the other's disgusted expression as if he was looking at something dirty, and instead regarded it as a gift from himself. Honor...

"Ugh~~~~~"

Before finishing speaking, Matou Shinji's words suddenly inserted an untimely ending, accompanied by a "creak", before touching Gilgamesh, the other arm blocked his movement.

"Please don't touch 'Wang', 'Matou-san'."

For the first time since we met, Kishinami Hakuno looked directly at Matou Shinji, holding his sleeve with one hand, as if trying to crush the carrion inside, a "beautiful" rhythm came out, and I don't know Is it a simple dislocation or a real shattering, the screams of kelp head killing pigs sounded in the forest.

Finally unable to bear the high-decibel hysteria, Kishinami Hakuno shook off the rotting flesh, rubbed his hand against the tree a few times, and glanced at him with colder gaze than Gilgamesh.

"Ha, ha, remember, Kishinami Shiro...ah, no, I don't mind at all, Gilgamesh, you two have such a good relationship—don't worry, your big-hearted Master will Forgive all the sins committed by this woman—after all, you are going to offer me the Holy Grail...so..."

"Hey, people have already left."

Kishiba Hakuno finally couldn't understand the pitiful appearance of kelp playing a one-man show, and took a sympathetic look at the idiot with closed eyes who was brewing a high-level atmosphere, and kindly reminded him.

On the other hand, Master AUO, who couldn't bear to see this farce, had already left the "clown" and walked a long way.