Fate The Extra One

Today is Saturday,

Although I completely forgot about it yesterday, and today I overslept and prepared to skip class, Zabizi still cleverly remembered that I don’t have to go to class today. , but Zabizi is still very happy to have a legitimate reason not to go to school, so she is in a very happy mood at this time, and she is going to go for a walk to relax - as long as you don't meet those bunch of scammers, your day will be very good - Holding this illusory fantasy, Zabizi walked out of the house.

Leaning on the corner of the wall, he looked around vigilantly. According to his hard-working experience, if there were any "surprises" coming to the door, he would usually bump into it as soon as he left the house. Today, there was no movement outside, and Zabizi was almost scared by the sudden happiness of the visit. Hide back to the "little black room" - I am really sad, I am almost suffering from paranoia...

By the way, why do you want to go to school?Hakuno Kishinami, who suddenly felt lonely because no one disturbed him, wandered off in his mind while walking. ——It seems that I don’t remember the campus life of “The Surface of the Moon” and I want to experience it. As a healthy female high school student with multiple school uniforms, it’s too miserable to go to a school that is used to fight the Holy Grail War , So I want to come here to make up for it——Is it the result? It’s better to skip classes... I haven’t made many friends, and it’s basically a waste of time. It’s better to find a job, part-time job or something, at least I don’t need bread or instant noodles every day... …

"Hey, Xiao Zhong, what book are you holding in your hand?"

Just as I was thinking about school, the voice of my classmate suddenly came from my ears, and I stopped, not far away was a trio of "soy sauce" anytime, anywhere - Bingshi Zhong, calm and calm Kaede Makidera, a very active "wild girl" with darker skin; and the healing girl who spoke just now with a gentle voice, Yukiko Saneda, which fits Jill's image of "wildflowers by the roadside" very well. ——I am actually not familiar with all the students in the class except Tohsaka. The reason why I remember their names is because they are also classmates with "Tsukikaihara Academy" on the moon surface. The frequency of occurrence is so high that Bai Ye Zeng thought that they were some kind of hidden BOSS and brought his Servant around for N days looking for flaws, but naturally found nothing...

"This? Who knows, the priest forced it to me when I passed by the church just now."

(...)

"What, what? Let me read it too!!" Kaede Maki snatched the book from Himuro, and the girl with glasses just shook her head helplessly seeing the anxious expression on the other side.

""Revelation of God Joy Volume"? What such a strange name... Eh? 'Fairy Tale'? Tragedy?"

(...)

"Recently, the priest also likes to engage in some interesting activities. It is popularized among children. He is such a kind and good priest~" Mieda Yukiko smiled softly, as if she was full of respect for a certain fake priest who was so dark in her heart .

"Yes, but I flipped through the previous content a little bit... It seems that the style is very unique... 'God dies and lives' or something, I can't read it..."

(...)

"Eh? Even Xiao Zhong doesn't understand? It seems very profound..."

(...CA!! What are those two idiots doing??? Changing jobs? Finally think that being a priest poisons believers is not enough to start with children!! Hope the earth will be destroyed soon!!!)

Finally unable to listen, Hakuno Kishinami voluntarily gave up the rare holiday, didn't even say hello to the three of them, and ran towards the church with his head down—I really regret not wearing a hat to cover my head, she doesn't know any priest Ma Po , I don’t know any writer with a vicious tongue, and it has nothing to do with the destruction of the earth 20 years later! ! !

……

"Huh? It was Kishiba-san just now?"

"It seems so, why is that guy in such a hurry?"

"Could it be that you are interested in this book? I don't know if there are any left in the church..."

"Don't worry about that, Yuki, there were at least 500 volumes when I passed by just now."

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【Place: Yanfeng Church (??)】

——Can you imagine the shock of seeing a simple shed next to a solemn church, which is obviously a stall selling prohibited pornographic books?Especially the scene where an uncle "clerk" wearing a white turban rolled up his sleeves and sat on a small chair, eating a huge bowl of ramen on the registration table—especially the ramen was made with special, spicy mapo flavor...

——However, regardless of whether you can or cannot, when the reality is in front of you, you only need to be thankful that the shed is not full of pornographic books, but "children's books" that lead you to the "pleasure palace" (renleihuimie) ——Religious Fairy Tale [Dark Edition]...

.........

"Hey, uncle, have you finally collapsed..."

Feeling overwhelmed like an overturned five-flavored bottle, Zabizi, who complained about his incompetence, finally gave up treatment—I don’t know if it can be saved by handing this product over to BB, and restart it with another system... No, this place doesn’t seem to be the moon coming?

"Oh? Bai Ye! Long time no see, how are you doing recently?"

(Petite, it’s only been one day!! And what is 'Bai Ye'? You don’t have to be so explicit about it, I know you very well, Father Mapo!!)

"That friend of yours is really a good writer with good taste. It suits my taste too much. This sense of desolation and sigh and the beauty of abandoning the gods can be so perfectly integrated into fairy tales, in such a short period of time. It's a masterpiece to publish a book!"

(What kind of book is it???)

"Especially this kind of story theme, I think it will allow countless teenagers and children to taste the true meaning of 'pleasure'!! That's right, your friend is a lonely, mean, gloomy and world-weary genius!!"

(Hey, this...isn't a compliment at all...)

Reluctant to listen to Father Mapo's anti-human world view, and at the same time forced to retreat unconsciously by the choking taste of Mapo Ramen, Kishinami Hakuno looked at this fake priest who was getting worse and worse—maybe now Became a volunteer clerk at a small bookstall of banned books?

"Huh? What's the matter? Such a focused gaze... Do you also want to eat special mapo tofu ramen? I'm very embarrassed, but this is a reservation version. If you want it, go to 'Hongzhou Banquet Hall·Taishan' to make a reservation Ah, but yesterday there seemed to be a 'golden person' who suddenly came to the store and said that it was forbidden to buy mapo tofu, and threatened and threw money at the same time. As a result, the store manager didn't dare to put spicy food on the menu. I barely got a copy because I was a regular customer there for more than ten years, and a newcomer like you..."

(So ​​annoying...)

Zabizi quickly looked away, and scorned the fake priest who was not doing his job properly and was only interested in Ma Po and evil fun. He was afraid that he would ask him to help after he had exhausted the wind, so he wisely hid himself from the man who couldn't bear to look directly at him. In the corner on the opposite side of the small bookstall — only to find that someone has already arrived —

"Andersen... When did you become more interested in this?"

Zabizi looked at the blue-haired Zhengtai who was motionless in the corner and didn't know how to complain.

"Hush! Keep your voice down!! That Ma Po fanatic really has enough, but he made up a few stories to cater to his interests, and even eagerly took my hand and said that he found a confidant... There is a rotten person like him. The clergymen can almost imagine what the so-called 'god' who sent me here is... Ha! How ridiculous!!"

(Well, although I think you two are the same...)

"So that book is not something you 'wanted to write', but something you 'have to write'?"

"What? Has your brain rusted after not thinking for too long, Kishinami Hakuno! You don't need to ask such stupid questions! Isn't it natural!!" Blue-haired Zhengtai looked at some incredible creature with contempt His eyes were on Zabizi.

"No... you keep saying things like 'this world is stupid' and I thought you'd like it..." (This kind of dark story that poisons beautiful boys and girls.)

"Ha! Of course! I have a huge dislike for stupid readers who make my feet covered in fish scales and my arms covered in burns!! So I won't waste my energy writing to cater to suicide volunteers for revenge The author's garbage... This is an essay to gain the trust of the fake priest and cater to his twisted psychology, and I didn't have much sincerity at first."

"Then...why are there so many printed and still sold outside by Yanfeng himself like handing out small advertisements..."

"Selling? How is that possible!! No wonder someone is willing to pay for that kind of clumsy book!! It's a shame to my reputation!! It was printed by the King of Heroes who read the title and borne all the expenses. It's a free edition! Heh! How do I know what rich people think."

(No, you are already richer than me... In other words, it really is that one - "Joyful" volume or something, such a ridiculous title must have been added by Yanfeng...)

"Speaking of which, where did 'Wang' go?"

The aura of Gilgamesh was not felt around, and it was absolutely impossible for the King of Heroes to keep a low profile, Kishinami Hakuno asked casually, feeling a little uneasy.

"Ah, I remembered when you said that, that golden expression just now is really amazing!! The one who saw a big bowl of mapo ramen with hot spicy oil wanted to kill him, but he didn't dare to approach him because the smell was too strong. The ugliness of running away, I am so happy that I want to make him the protagonist of the next story—of course, it must be a tragedy!!"

"……what"

Leaving the little Zhengtai who was also extremely black-bellied, Zabizi sympathized with the poor AUO for the first time.

(So ​​he won't have nowhere to go to find Shinji, hehehe...)

Of course, although he didn't seem to notice it, Kishinami Hakuno also belongs to the black-bellied family...