Fate The Extra One

—Do you believe in miracles?

——For example, Santa Claus will put gifts in the socks on Christmas Eve, and Easter eggs will turn red;

——Or Cinderella's magic will not disappear after twelve o'clock, and the mermaid will not turn into a bubble but find another true love in the end.

——Such a thing is impossible.Naturally, the realist Kishinami Hakuno has no hope for these fantasies.

Therefore, when the miracle really happened, she just wanted to say——

——"Andersen I love you!!!"

——Standing by the bed in front of me is a blue-haired lady with a stinky face, an exquisite bow tie, a serious children's dress, and sharp and impatient eyes, exactly the same as the poisonous tongue and arrogant in Kishinami Hakuno's memory .

——Don't worry about why a long-gone friend would appear next to his bed when he woke up, Kishiba Hakuno rushed towards the beautiful boy in his pajamas and pajamas, as if he was afraid that the dream would disappear prematurely, and desperately wanted to catch him. live what...

——Of course, it was very easy to avoid it, and fell directly to the floor to have an intimate contact.

"Ha! Long time no see, Kishinami Hakuno, you still look stupid like always."

The blue-eyed and blue-haired haughty Masata looked down at Kishinami Hakuno with a look of disgust, as if looking at some "something" that didn't live up to expectations, his eyes were full of contempt.

"No... It's been a while since I haven't seen you, you seem to be even more stupid. Why, are you still holding on to those empty fantasies? Miss 'Vulgar Savior'."

A sarcastic smile appeared on Andersen's delicate little face, trying to appear vicious but only made his "cuteness" soar.

"Wow~ This hurtful tone is indeed Andersen~ Why are you here? With you, it doesn't matter what 'Jill' is... well~ so cute, I wanted to pinch this little face a long time ago~ "

Obviously not being hit by the poisonous tongue, Kishiba Hakuno quickly revived with full blood, as if he had been stimulated by something, he hugged Xiao Zhengtai and kissed and rubbed him, which was even weirder than ordinary weirdos.

"Hey...you! Stop it! You idiot!!"

Andersen flapped his hands, finally escaped from the claws, looked at Kishinami Hakuno with an indignant and weird look,

"This time, not only the inside, but also the 'appearance' is broken. Even if you pretend to be in front of me, restrain your selfish desires. Your position is not this kind of role!"

"Yes, why is Andersen here?" Zabizi smiled and took a step forward without any reflection, while Zhengtai, who was covered in cold sweat, leaned against the door.

"What is that? A smiling face like that erotic woman, even you have finally become irreparably decayed, Hakuno Kishinami!! Even though it's a bad novel, the readers are crying!"

"..."

"Hahaha~ I'm sorry, I'm sorry~ I'm so happy all of a sudden, my emotions are a little out of control—then, why are you in my bedroom?"

As if he had finally gone mad enough, Kishinami Hakuno regained his senses, and spoke to the vigilant boy in a flat tone.

"Things from Mooncell can't come to 'this', right? According to the 'contract' between me and 'it'..."

"Ha! Although I don't know what kind of bullshit treaty you made, even I am confused... But the 'something' who sent me here probably can't understand your face that is always a 'victim', Are you afraid that you will take your own life ahead of time and let me give you psychological counseling? ——It’s ridiculous!"

"Eh?...Haha, what are you talking about..."

"Don't play dumb, third-rate little Master, even though you don't know what happened, that arrogant and arrogant Servant is not by your side, even your own Servant..."

"Enough!...Don't say anything, you obviously don't know anything..."

"No, since you have opened your mouth, you have to talk until you shut your mouth, and since you have to speak, you have to talk to the end.

——Listen, no matter who calls me here for what purpose, I have absolutely no interest in your vulgar plots, and don't expect me to have any compassion for you, I just laugh at the ugliness of the world , rather I expect you to struggle like a clown.

——Anyway, the person who sent me here also saw that I have no combat power at all. I am only responsible for exposing the facts, so you can continue to do your own stupid things! "

"That... To sum up, Andersen was driven here to chat with me because he was 'too useless'? In other words, you are just as 'superfluous' as I am~"

"Yeah~ that's great, I just feel a little lonely these days~ well, let's have a happy 'soy sauce' with me before the 'event' ends, please take care of me, Andersen~"

Kishinami Hakuno showed a cheerful smile as if he had found a companion, stretched out his hand, and handed it to the blue-haired Masata, but the other party was just taken aback, and then laughed——

"..."

"Haha!! Is this the 'thing'...what? Lost the follower to become a person, even lost the 'nature'? It's so ridiculous that you would treat yourself as a 'superfluous' and give up something —the perfect folly for a buffoon!

... Ah, I didn't mean to be ironic about you, 'soy sauce', right? It just happens to be a job that is very suitable for this frail body. Okay, I will accompany you, let me continue to slander the value of human beings in a leisurely way! "

"No, although I don't understand what you're talking about, Hans Christian Andersen has been 'idle' anyway, so what are you doing? Caster?" Zabizi calmly chose to change the subject without finding any specific complaints.

"Oh? I haven't seen you for a few years, but your temperament has improved, little girl, you are much calmer than before!"

(Well, thanks to (Second [-]) Wang's "teaching"...)

"Although I'm ashamed, it seems that I didn't come here as a Servant... I can't feel the ability and magic power at all. I'm afraid I replaced my current 'body' with those..."

Andersen squeezed his arm, frowning slightly.

"Eh? Does that mean you are equivalent to an 'ordinary person' now?" Zabizi's eyes widened, and he was once again shocked by this strange incident.

…………

[jingle bell bell~]

"Hey, the phone is ringing." Blue-haired Zhengta looked towards the place where the ringing sounded, and kindly reminded Bai Yedao.

"Ah? Yes..."

"...Hello. This is Kishiba's house, may I ask you to find..."

"It's me." Kotomine Kirei's deep voice came from the other side of the phone, Zabizi suppressed the urge to hang up immediately, and continued to listen with a smile on his face.

"Has all the 'wreckage' been packed?"

"Ah~Of course, no matter if there is no trace of murder, arson, robbery, rape, this world is really peaceful~"

Recalling last night that Father Mapo suddenly asked him to go to school to clean up the mess, Zabizi said that he would not eat Mapo tofu for the past month.The workload at the endgame was very heavy, and it was exhausting to use magic to move the stones and restore them... But considering that Rider's sister left the scene so silently, Kishinami Hakuno was still a little bit disappointed.

(Ha, you gave up 'participating' yourself, and regret it now, you hypocrite...)

"Come to church, 'Battle Plan' is about to begin."

(...what? When was there a battle plan?) Compared with Mapo, a dead profiteer in the canteen in the past, Kishinami Hakuno expressed serious doubts.

"I see."

"What is Andersen going to do? Go see Jill and Kotomine Kirei?"

Hanging up the phone quickly, Bai Ye asked the old-fashioned young lady beside him.

"Huh? Is that arrogant, completely unqualified Servant still there? I thought he had completely abandoned you."

"Only these words, please don't say any more... It makes me sad to think about it...

Well, anyway, Jill doesn't remember me now, personality...that, maybe something's wrong, more...

In short, when Andersen saw him, don’t talk about the past, it’s better to say that he can’t comment on him...I don’t guarantee that he will allow 'lace news' or something..."

"Oh? This is really interesting, can that arrogant tyrant get worse? Please let me also visit his current stupid state!"

"That's why you didn't understand me at all... please don't quarrel with Jill..."

Kishiba Hakuno looked at the blue-haired Masata who was beside him with an excited and mocking expression, and shook his head helplessly, full of sadness.

"Well, anyway, let's go quickly, 'Ma Po Joy ♂ Joy Church'..."

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……

"It's really surprising~ Ruler still has such a big child in this world?"

Kotomine Kirei closed the Bible, staring at Kishinami Hakuno and the blue-haired little Shota in front of him, his face still expressionless, but his tone was full of "pleasure".

"Well, that's it...'neighbor's kid' or something...don't worry too much..."

Zabizi gave incoherent and useless explanations, and suddenly remembered that bringing a child to church now is a death sentence—especially how stupid he must be as a "heroic spirit"...

"Oh? Not bad, this style of dark church is really suitable for fallen people who have betrayed the gods. I am a fairy tale writer, and I am preparing to write some works of this style. How about it? Do you want to cooperate and let me be here? Materials? You can share 5.00% of the manuscript fee."

(Hey! Is the sudden expansion a merchant mode??)

"So that's how it is... He seems to be a reliable person—compared to the 'two' over there, well, I agree."

(Mouth! How can such a small guy be reliable! And what does "compared to the two over there" mean? Mr. Jill, you have also been hacked, don't be so calm, okay!!)

I saw Father Yanfeng and Andersen staring at each other for a few seconds, and suddenly these words came out as if they had found a "confidant". Sitting in the audience seat of the church, the hero king opened his shoulders, closed his eyes and fell asleep very "imposingly", without saying a word Only Zabizi, who had a stomachache, complained in her heart—she seriously doubted that Jill really fell asleep...

"Yo~ AUO! It's been a long time and I still have that complacent stupid face!"

Andersen spoke to the dozing Gilgamesh desperately, and Hakuno Kishinami suddenly saw an angel hovering above his head...

"Bastard, keep your mouth clean! I don't remember seeing such a lowly trash like you."

The red pupils swept away, and the bone-chilling chill enveloped the body, but Kishinami Hakuno wanted to cry very much at this moment——Why does KUSO see that she is not the "speaking presumptuous" wife over there! ! ... Well, people are indeed brought by her.

"I'm extremely sorry, Lord Gilgamesh, this child has a 'bit' bad mouth, but he is still a good boy in essence. He has always 'admired you' very much. He has read many books about you, and unconsciously thinks it is true and you We met, so..."

"This king can't hear the tone of 'admiration'... Well, forget it, after all, you are a fairy tale writer who can't be a decent fairy tale writer. I will forgive your clown's speech with compassion."

The tone was still light, and he didn't seem to care about Andersen's irony of Gilgamesh, but Kishinami Hakuno felt very uncomfortable——

(Eh? That’s the end of it? Why aren’t you angry at all when you “speak out badly”? It’s really because of your appearance!! You like children so much?? I want to be a loli too!!)

"Hey!!! Stupid woman! How long are you going to press my head!!"

In order to apologize to God Jill, Zabizi forced Andersen to bow his head. Hearing the other party's complaints, she just scratched her hard with "black air" all over her body, and then kindly let the awkward young lady go.

……

"Then, what is the so-called 'plan'? Although I promised to cooperate, in the final analysis I am not officially a subordinate..." Kishinami Hakuno looked at Kotomine Kirei helplessly.

"I'm not too sure about this matter. It was the King of Heroes who told me to let you come here. Ask him for specific details."

(What~ there is no plan at all~)

Zabizi heaved a sigh of relief, and finally realized something was wrong after a while——

--etc? AUO?

"Don't be naughty, Kishinami Hakuno, come with me, you and I will act together from today on!"

Gilgamesh finally stood up from his seat, waved his hand to signal Kishinami Hakuno to follow, put his hands in his pockets, and walked out of the church.

……

(This, this counts as being named?)

(OHMYGOD, can I cheer? Can I jump? Can I rejoice?)

(...Can I refuse /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~)