Love in the Dreamland of iPartment

As expected of a female doctor, Yifei's body recovered quickly, and after a few days, she took her bodyguard Zeng Xiaoxian out of the palace, ah, she was out of the hospital.

Youyou raised a glass of wine: "To celebrate the recovery of our great sister Yifei, and the fruition of seven years of relationship, cheers!"

Yifei shot a little shyly: "Yuyou, what are you talking about? What is a seven-year relationship!"

Zi Qiao: "Stop pretending! Who in the entire apartment doesn't know that the little ambiguity between the two of you is still..."

Zeng Xiaoxian secretly pulled Ziqiao, glanced at Yifei, with murderous eyes, and whispered: "Stop talking, Yifei is going to go crazy!"

Our classmate Ziqiao, who doesn't know how to live or die, continues to do his own thing: "As far as your little secret is concerned, who doesn't know that Teacher Zeng has a crush on Sister Yifei? Who doesn't know that Sister Yifei likes Teacher Zeng?..."

"Lu Ziqiao! If you don't fight for three days, go to the house to expose the tiles, right? Look at the trick!" Comrade Hu Yifei, the proud queen, became furious and ready to commit violence.

Lv Ziqiao's friend is a little bit reckless today, and he steals his ears and steals his ears with lightning speed. He is quite human and does not let the world be filled with the tendency to love someone. He said: "Teacher Zeng acted as a "24k pure handsome" to help Yifei cheer, and participated in the "Millionaire" because Yifei didn't come. Getting drunk and giving up 500 million for Yifei, Yifei obviously went to the scene... ah..."

There was a misunderstanding, Zeng Xiaoxian punched this punch, he was afraid that Lu Ziqiao would tell Yifei all these secrets, although it was a good thing, but he was quite embarrassed.

The bitch's punch is of course not powerful, so Lu Ziqiao jumped up and continued: "Yifei obviously arrived at the scene, but because of the pass, she watched the whole show in the toilet. She and Nuo Lan fought desperately because Teacher Zeng sprained her foot. In the future, even though I didn’t fall asleep, let Teacher Zeng finish the massage safely...ah..."

Uh-huh, this punch was made by Yifei, with a flick of [-]% power, plus Zeng Xiaoxian's punch, poor Lu Ziqiao will probably be hospitalized for half his life, but after being boned by Queen Yifei, he is only crippled For a lifetime.

After killing Ziqiao, this time it was Zeng Xiaoxian's turn to be surprised: "Yifei...how do you...?"

"Hehe, he, he is sick...he didn't take any medicine." Yifei laughed dryly.

"So what, I'm sorry, I blamed you wrongly."

"Apologize for what?"

"You went to the scene that day."

"Oh, I forgot a long time ago, besides, I took the wrong pass..."

"Ah."

"My 24K is pure handsome."

"My little Feifei."

The two moved closer and closer, when their lips were about to touch, hehe, according to past experience, there is always something unpleasant before a big show.

"Bang bang bang" 3601's door was knocked hastily.

Both of them are (shi) somewhat (fen) dissatisfied with being disturbed during the lingering time.

"You..." Opening the door, Yifei was stunned before she had time to say hello. She stood quietly at the door with a flower basket and a note.

What's the situation?

Hey, why did I say "again"?who cares!

"Yifei! Why..." Like Yifei, she was stunned before she finished speaking.How can I remember where I saw this configuration.

Destined to meet again, dear Xianer, I who love you are back again.

That's what it says on the note, without a signature, but everyone knows who wrote it.

"Laura?" Guan Gu asked.

Is not this nonsensical?Who else could it be if it wasn't Laura?etc!The point is wrong!Guan Gu, why are you here?When Xianfei is about to cough, you are not afraid of death!

In fact, Mr. Guan Gu has always been there, as well as Yoyo Mika and Zhang Wei.It's just that Xian Feien loved too much and didn't pay attention, that's all.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'" they said, "Wait a minute!"The point is wrong!You should take care of the flower basket.

"Except for her, no one else has such a thick skin," Mei Jia agreed.

Zeng Xiaoxian seemed very anxious, scratching his head (...), jumping up and down (...): "My God Laura? She is here again? Why is she here again? How can she come again? (You are enough) Ah, I what to do?"

"What's wrong, the monkey from the zoo ran out? Or did he have hemorrhoids on his butt?" Yifei was a little dissatisfied. "What are you afraid of? Aren't you sister Yifei?" Meijia is smart.

"Ahhh, it's not that simple. She is a special guest writer for the International Geographic magazine. If we use violence, if we are written by her in the newspaper, we must be the ones who suffer! Therefore, we cannot use violence to deal with it, and laborious Pulling is not something that ordinary people can handle!..." Zeng Xiaoxian went crazy.

"Ignore physical attacks? This can be a boss! Teacher Zeng, are you level enough?" Zhang Wei interrupted.

"Stop talking sarcastic! Help me find a way!" Teacher Zeng was on the verge of collapse.

"Where's Zi Qiao?" Zhang Wei asked suddenly.

"Guess~" Yoyo stared at Zhang Wei speechlessly.

"Okay, I understand..." Zhang Wei suddenly changed the subject, "Why don't you ask Lu Ziqiao to do it!"

Meijia stared at our Viagra: "Aren't you afraid that I will take care of you?"

"Uh... I mean... how about letting Zi Qiao attract Laura first and then get rid of Laura?" Viagra quickly explained when he saw that the situation was not good.

"Bang bang bang..." There was a sudden knock on the door.

"Ah, who, who is going to open the door?" Teacher Zeng completely collapsed.

"Please, can you have a little image, please? Anyway, you are my boyfriend, and besides, am I no better than Laura?" Yifei was slightly angry, and while others were not paying attention, she kissed (rubbed) his face like a superficial kiss, Teacher Zeng was instantly revived with full blood.

"Hello" Yoyo opened the door helplessly.

"Hi, I'm Laura." As time went by, she was still so enchanting, with delicate lipstick and revealing short skirt, classmate Laura stood at the door with an amazing aura, and the flaming small universe seemed to want to overwhelm Yifei The aura, but Laura is still too young, Yifei's title as the first sister of the apartment is not empty.

Miss Laura was stunned when she saw Xiao Feifei who was hugged intimately in Zeng Xiaoxian's arms.

The so-called Murphy's theorem [-]. Nothing is as simple as it seems; [-]. Everything will take longer than you expected; [-]. Things that can go wrong will always go wrong; [-]. If you worry about something happening, then It's more likely to happen.

Laura stood in the doorway.

The atmosphere was the same as last time in the hospital, only this time, standing at the door was Laura - the real mistress, while Xian Fei was the protagonist and the original partner.Still that weird feeling, the atmosphere froze, without a single sound or movement.Everyone seems to be heard.

In the next second, as if what to do, he ignored the embarrassment between Laura and Xiaoxian Yifei.

"Why stand there! Come in and sit down! There is an old Chinese saying: "Is it such a pleasure to have friends coming from afar?" "Is it?" Guan Gu was the first to react.No, is this the ugly Guangu next to Xia Yuhe's house by Daming Lake back then?

"Yes, yes, yes! Come in!" Yoyo hurriedly "invited" Laura in.

"No need, I'm here to find Xian'er." Laura walked to Zeng Xiaoxian calmly, pulled Zeng Xiaoxian up without leaving a trace and ignored Yifei, "Xian'er, we haven't seen each other for a long time, of course we should go out and get together, Xianer , I booked the five-star hotel Rose Paradise plus two bottles of 82-year-old Buffy." Like when they met a few years ago, she tapped Zeng Xiaoxian's chest seductively with her fingers.

But Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to have a much stronger resistance, but his blood volume was much lower, because he felt that Hu Yifei beside him began to take a deep breath, and the murderous aura filled the air, which made people tremble.

"Are you challenging my limit?" Yifei asked through gritted teeth. "Zeng Xiaoxian is now my mother's boyfriend!"

"Don't you know that I already have someone I love? Why are you back?" Zeng Xiaoxian sighed.

"I know you've always loved me." Laura persisted, "Her?" After that, she gave Yi Fei a provocative look and said, "I said, why does she look so familiar? She must have worked in some ex-husband's house of mine before." Pass the maid!"

"You!" Yifei's small universe was exploding.

There was a moment of silence.

"What's wrong?" Zi Qiao looked innocent.

"Laura, let me introduce you! This is Lu Xiaobu, who is the eighth-generation successor of Chinese literary talents at a young age. He is talented, well-educated, and a good director and screenwriter!" Yifei suddenly reacted. , kept winking at Ziqiao.

"Uh...that's right, these things, Yifei, I don't want too many people to know, you know how low-key I am!" Ziqiao changed the subject and entered the state of picking up girls, "Hello! Beauty, nice to meet you you!"

"Wow, that, Xian'er, I know you love me very much, but I still can't be with you, goodbye!" Laura shifted the battlefield, "Xiao Bu, at first glance, you are a person with a story, let's talk slowly !"

"Okay!" Zi Qiao agreed in a gentlemanly manner, and slowly walked out of the room with Laura. "It's so easy to attract her? Damn! She's more unrestrained than me in dumping people? Master! Uh, she's over 36c, not bad, but she has too many boats, so just dump her! But Mr. Zeng, what do you want? Thank you for helping you a lot! Hey, I, I want to eat pork knuckle!"

Zeng Xiaoxian sighed.

With a sour smell, Yifei pretended to be innocent and asked: Xianer, are you reluctant?In fact, you can redeem it!

"No, I don't mean that!" Zeng Xiaoxian quickly waved his hands, then looked at Ziqiao's path worriedly, took out his mobile phone with a look of horror and sent a text message: "Ziqiao, I hope you can succeed in the challenge!"

Yifei didn't understand: "What do you mean? Why is it like parting?"

Zeng Xiaoxian sighed: "You don't understand, what I said just now is that girls professionally lose Kaizi. It seems that Ziqiao wants to dump Laura. It is not easy! Meijia's support is useless. The challenge I am talking about is this!"

"Ah! Why didn't you say it earlier?"

"What we can do now is to trust Lu Ziqiao. When he came to the love apartment and then went to Lu Bu Diaochan, the girls he got rid of were almost enough to be concentrated in a camp, no worse than Laura."

At the bar, Ziqiao opened the text message, and snorted disdainfully: "What kind of challenge is this? It's over before it even started!" After thinking about it, "Since I have helped Mr. Zeng dump Laura, the task is complete." Already! You can go back and find Xiao Diaochan, Mr. Zeng, I want pork knuckles!"

"Xiao Bu! Tell me your story!" Laura said in a charming (...) way.

"Uh... I have a lot of stories! I can't tell for a while, next time!" Zi Qiao was about to go home, but Laura didn't like this.

"Want to dump me? No way!"

"I'm sorry! I already have a sweetheart!"

"I won't do this now! Unless, you can beat me!" Laura.

"Win what?" Zi Qiao was very interested.

"As long as you can challenge and defeat me, I'll let you go!" Laura seemed to be sure of winning.

"How to play?" Ziqiao's small universe was completely on fire.

"It's very simple..."

"If you have more girlfriends than I have boyfriends, you win!" Laura said triumphantly.

"Hahahaha..." In the next second, student Lu Ziqiao was rolling on the ground with his stomach in his arms.

"Aren't you scared?" Laura looked down.

"Afraid of you?" Zi Qiao asked back, and then pretended to be calm and asked "Is there any bonus?" Zi Qiao sweated wildly.

"What?" Laura froze.

"I want to find my ex-girlfriends one by one. I must be at a disadvantage, so I want a bonus!" Zi Qiao was completely speechless. This kind of competition, tsk tsk. "fifty thousand!"

"Deal!" Laura was very refreshing.

Before the words finished, a Lu Renyi pointed at Laura and said, "Sisters! Look! There is a bitch molesting our little Bu! Beat her up!"

With a coaxing sound, a group of women surrounded him.

Ziqiao turned around tremblingly, said to the women: "Mindy, lala, y goodbye!" and ran away.

Leaving Laura staring at the group of people dumbfounded, she exclaimed: "A master is hiding in the world!"

The women glared at Laura. At this critical moment, William, Amy, and Mike came over in time with Ronaldo, Jonylalulu and others. After a while, they saw a mess in the bar. In the end, there were only three The ladies stayed at the bar, the rest, actually.. eloped.

Laura was about to burst into tears now, and fled to the door, only to find Lu Ziqiao proudly supporting the door frame, looking at Laura, and stretching out her hand: "Fifty thousand."

The short and clear words drove Laura completely crazy. She took out her bag, took out a check for 5 yuan, threw it to Zi Qiao, and fled.

Back at the apartment, Ziqiao hugged Meijia, admiring the check proudly.

"I didn't expect that the girl Lu Ziqiao picked up could help me win 5 yuan.

"Hey! Are you going to sell yourself?" Meijia looked puzzled and angry.

"Wow, Zi Qiao, I told you to dump Laura, but I didn't teach you to sell yourself!" Zeng Xiaoxian was terrified.

"What, the thing is like this..."

"Oh..." Everyone suddenly realized.

This thing seems to be over like this?This is a rhetorical question.

That's the end of the matter.This is a declarative sentence.