Gospel of Lazy Cancer

Who is your father-in-law? !

The enraged cook wanted to tear the person in front of him in half like a bear.

Isn't this the Jin Yiwei who took Yao Chen away and let Yao Chen come back alone?

Now he has become the leader of the Ming religion?

Oh, Jin Yiwei is really unreliable.

Just when the cook thought he couldn't be more angry, Pu Jia said, "I want to take Chen'er away."

Pu Jiayan forgot that this cook was not the father-in-law in his dream who watched his parents and sons in a dilemma between the court and the rivers and lakes, not knowing where to go, but had no previous background, only knowing that his son was valued by the emperor and was doing brilliantly in Dongchang , The father-in-law who is committed to eradicating Mingjiao.

The cook roared inwardly: Why did he go with you, a traitor? !

The chef, whose anger was over the top, gave the opponent a slap without hesitation. The opponent seemed afraid and didn't use all his strength, so he took the opportunity to smash the window and tried to escape by jumping out of the window. As a result, he was attacked as soon as he reached the window, and a mass of white The smoke hits face to face.As soon as the fine white medicinal powder touched his skin, he fell to the ground. Before he passed out, he vaguely heard the voice of the former Jinyi guard who appeared as the leader of the Ming Cult.

"Forgive my son-in-law for being rude, but you can't go out and make trouble, I can't kill you...the second...time..."

When the cook woke up, he found that he was imprisoned back in the dungeon, and the thief was still next door.

Thief God had already recovered his original appearance at this time, with a miserable baby face and many bruises on it.

"you're awake?"

The cook didn't like this guy who used to put his son's face on his face. Although he was superb in disguise, he could still tell the difference between the two, probably because of his blood.

"Those people took you away and locked you back. What did they do to you?"

The cook was silent and didn't want to talk too much with him.

"Why don't you talk? It's so mysterious..." Thieves complained, sat back on the ground, and laughed at himself, "Forget it, what do I care about with a fool."

The cook said in his heart that you are the fool and your whole family are fools.

After Yao Chen left with Park Jiayan and returned to the Wuyou Inn, his mind has basically recovered, but he didn't know how to mention his identity to Yao Chen, so he didn't speak for a long time.

He was forced to break up with Jane Xinshui back then, and was shot off a cliff by Mingjiao masters. His head was severely injured and he has been in a daze, with good times and bad times. During this period, his memory was intermittent. Sometimes he was chased by villagers with hoes for stealing food, and sometimes he robbed wild beasts of their nests. , Sometimes he remembered that he had a beloved wife waiting for him, but he didn't know where her wife was, so he was very irritable and irritable, and the anxiety and fear in his heart tormented him day and night, but he found her For no reason, he eventually turned into a brutal and bloodthirsty lunatic controlled by anger.

Until he saw a young man, that very familiar face, very strangely, calmed all his anger in an instant, and made him feel peaceful and peaceful.

"The goods are good, I want them."

He was taken away by the young man, he didn't resist, he was obedient in a rare way, he just wanted to look at that face more, the young man originally wanted to dedicate him to the emperor, play human and beast fights in the arena, thought his reaction was very interesting, so Let the imperial doctor treat him.

After taking some medicine, he was no longer regarded as a wild man or a beast. He slowly picked up some memory fragments, and he looked like a normal person.He had good and bad days, when he remembered who he was and then suddenly forgot.

A few years later, he saw that face again.The boy had grown into a young man at this time, and he was taken away again after pointing him casually with his fingers.

This time, I went to the desert and worked as a cook.

"You're really not a good cook." Yao Chen couldn't help complaining when he bit into a piece of chicken that was crispy on the outside but still raw inside.

"If my wife is still here..."

"Enough, we all know you were married, don't show off, the rest of the inn hasn't married yet!"

His body froze.

marriage?Am I married?

No, no... no!

I left my lover, and I wanted to go back to find her, but the cliff was so high that I couldn't climb it... the water was so cold, my limbs were so heavy... I couldn't sleep!She is still waiting for me!I promised her to go back and find her after she pleaded guilty to Shimen!

But, I, I can't find my way back...

Back to... where?

who am I?

Those questions that made him unable to answer, he suddenly had the answer, like a click of rusty gears, and then the whole old machine started to work.

There seems to be a destiny in the dark.

He was taken back to the Wuyou Inn by his son who was completely unaware, the place where he met his lover, and finally remembered everything.

He wanted to say to Yao Chen: If your mother was still around, she would definitely cook you a table of delicious food.

On the other side, the disappearance of the proprietress and the cook of the inn caused quite a commotion in the Wuyou Inn.

At this time, many people from the rivers and lakes have come to the Wuyou Inn, and almost all the rooms are full.Famous upright sects, crooked sects, lone swordsmen, court secret agents, Taoist masters and monks, all schools and sects came together.They were on guard against each other, staring at everyone in the inn with probing eyes, scanning every suspicious place, not letting go of any clues.

After discovering that the proprietress and the cook were missing, the already vigilant Jianghu people became more sensitive, and some were even clever, and immediately linked their identities with the mysterious poem.

"Yellow Sand Sunset Linen Shirt, Worry-Free Inn and Jun Huan. The 'linen shirt' refers to the cook, and 'Yu Jun Huan' refers to the proprietress. The secret treasure here may be related to the two missing people!"

"It makes sense. As expected of Bai Xiaosheng who knows astronomy and geography at the bottom, and who knows 2000 years ago and two years ago. It's just that they are missing. Does it mean that someone has already penetrated the secret in the poem?"

"Most likely."

"Damn it!" The man slammed his fist on the table, "You actually taught me to take the lead!"

Bai Xiaosheng comforted: "Be safe and don't be impatient. This is just my guess. Moreover, I don't think anyone has made any obvious moves. They may not have understood all the secrets yet."

"So, we still have a chance? When the fireworks never go out, the lake wind blows away the passenger boat. What is the meaning of this couplet? Is it implying that we set off fireworks and go boating?"

"It's not as simple as it says on the surface, otherwise other people must have realized it. However, you can go to the lake to have a look, maybe you can find some clues."

"Good! Let's go tomorrow!"

However, they encountered great difficulties.

"Just this dilapidated boat, rent ten taels of silver for a day? Why don't you go grab it?" The imperial court forbids the use of gold and silver for trading, and it is better to use precious banknotes among the people, but people in the rivers and lakes still prefer gold and silver, and gold is more expensive, so The circulation of silver is very high and often rises and rises, which is much higher than copper coins and banknotes. It is often one tael of silver, copper coins of more than eleven or two pennies, and more than ten pennies of banknotes.

Accountant: I'm robbing you, didn't you notice?

Accountant: "Twelve Guanbao banknotes are also acceptable."

"I knew I would have bought a little more last year when the price of treasures was cheap."

Bai Xiaosheng said: "I have it here." He paid the money and said, "At that time, the drop was too severe, so I sold it. Later, the government said that it would not scrap the precious banknotes, and the price was good, so I saved some. Later, The government has copied the Xie family, and the banknotes have stabilized."

His companion: "Tsk, I don't know how much gold and silver flowed into the treasury."

Treasury: No it’s not me, I don’t have it!

Bai Xiaosheng was filled with emotion: "Oh, the Xie family..." This is the pain of many people in the Jianghu. The Xie family may have dissatisfaction with the court, but they are really good to the people in the Jianghu. He gave a helping hand, donated generously, and did not expect anything in return. He also received the favor of the Xie family back then.

The accountant handed over the boat to them and told them: "Be careful not to pollute the lake, and don't throw anything into the water, including dead bodies."

Bai Xiaosheng shuddered behind his back: Why are you emphasizing the corpse? Hey!

"The living creatures with a radius of hundreds of miles, whether they are humans or birds or beasts, are all pointing at this lake. You bring the garbage back, and you will get two bills back."

Bai Xiaosheng and his companion looked at each other: This inn is really weird.

The accountant's exhortation is not unreasonable.

People from the rivers and lakes came in a steady stream, but the inn was still barely able to accommodate them. Some people left, some pretended to leave and hid in the dark, sleeping on the roof or beams, and some left this world forever.

The living environment is getting worse and worse. After the cook disappeared, food supply has become a problem. Without the proprietress to make adjustments, there is even less laughter and laughter in the inn, and the atmosphere is becoming increasingly tense.

The waiter was blamed several times for being unable to speak and communicate well. Except for serving tea and water, and doing daily cleaning, he tried to avoid people as much as possible.

The accountant found the waiter, and said: "The person who rented the boat yesterday has not come back." I hope he will use his superb lightness kung fu to go to the lake to check, and the waiter will answer. He went around at night and found the boat on the other side of the lake. But it disappeared. After waiting for two days, it still disappeared.Just when almost everyone thought they had encountered misfortune, Bai Xiaosheng came back. They said that they rowed to the other side, but unfortunately got lost in the desert and almost couldn't come back.

But no one believed it.

Bai Xiaosheng and the others were not the first group to explore Wuyou Lake, but they were the last to come back. The Jianghu people who were secretly staring at them immediately noticed something strange, thinking that they had something to hide, and it is very likely that they have grasped the clues to solve the mystery.

"Say! What did you find?"

Under the gaze, Bai Xiaosheng secretly clenched the weapon in his hand.

I don't know where a hidden arrow flew out from, and whoever shouted "do it", the rest of the people showed their weapons and fought into a ball.

Sword light and sword shadow, cold soldiers drink blood.

When Guo Yi arrived at the Worry-free Inn, almost everyone in the inn was injured, they were divided into several factions, and the inn was separated.

Bai Xiaosheng was seriously injured and was protected by a group of monks when his life was at stake, but he also temporarily lost his personal freedom.

"Amitabha." The leading monk ordered the dead body to be collected and recited the Mantra of Rebirth.

"Hero Guo, you are here too." People who knew Guo Yi greeted him one after another. Friends and acquaintances who had been dissuaded by Guo Yi from coming here before felt a little strange and secretly asked him, "Why did you change your mind?"

Guo Yi sighed: "It's hard to say."

"Who are these two?"

"Friends of the younger generation, if we meet on the road, we will go on the road together."

Zheng Butou and Dongchang Baihu also followed. The former was coerced by the latter, and the latter was to avoid disaster, fearing that they would become cannon fodder for the Cao family's father-son struggle.

Guo Yi's arrival brought some order back to the inn. Righteous ways were respected, evil ways were fearful, and everyone restrained themselves, and the atmosphere was not so tense.

The old monk who protected Bai Xiaosheng before sat with Guo Yi and listened to others studying the secret of the Wuyou Inn. Those 28 characters taught people to study them over and over again, almost driving people crazy.

Hearing that poem mentioned, Guo Yi's expression was complicated, and two thoughts in his mind were at war. In the end, his conscience overcame his shame, and Guo Yi decided to stand up and tell the truth for the safety of martial arts.

"I'm ashamed to say that this poem was written by Guo as a gift to a friend when he was young, and it was not passed down from the founding of the country as the rumors said. Therefore, the theory of secret treasures is groundless and unbelievable. It is really ashamed to say it now. .”

There was a sudden silence in the inn, and all eyes were on Guo Yi. This fifty-year-old hero felt ashamed to be publicly executed.

You're doing the right thing, and other people's jokes are... no... so... so...

"Pfft hahaha! You're so ridiculous! Guo Daxia doesn't think we'll believe it, does he?" An old woman sneered sharply. This is the elder of the Gugui sect. When she was young, she was the most beautiful woman in southern Xinjiang. 20 years ago, I met Guo Yi once.

Everyone is skeptical, sacrificing his reputation for the safety of the martial arts, it seems that Guo Daxia can do this kind of thing.

The friend looked at him disapprovingly: "Why are you doing this?"

Guo Yi: "..."

Just as everyone was discussing Guo Yi's speech, the dry wind of the desert passed through the cracked walls and windows, and everyone suddenly heard a sound of silk and bamboo, which gradually became clear from a distance. exotic.

They followed the sound to the outside of the inn, and suddenly saw a boat on the sand dunes. What was even more incredible was that this boat was able to sail in the sandy sea and was coming towards the inn at an extremely fast speed. to near.Only then did people see clearly that it was a huge three-story ship, with a length of more than twenty feet, a width of seven to eight feet, an extremely deep hull, and five large masts erected at the front and back.

Everyone was amazed by this magical sand boat.

"I see! This is the passenger ship mentioned in the poem!" Someone exclaimed.

Shazhou stopped about a hundred paces before the inn, and when the tune changed, it suddenly rose up. A mechanism on the Shazhou was opened, and a long ladder was lowered. A Persian red carpet rolled down, rolling all the way to Guo Yi and others in front of him.

I saw six young girls with black hair hanging shoulders and white clothes like snow, carrying baskets full of starfish flowers, descending from the long ladder, sprinkled them all the way outside the inn, and spread the dark purple, starfish-shaped flowers on the carpet. , The wind sends the fragrance of flowers to the noses of people in the rivers and lakes.

Another six handsome and agile young men, carrying a gorgeous and spacious soft sedan, followed the girl.They have excellent lightness skills, although they are carrying the sedan chair, no flowers are on their feet, showing their amazing strength.

Those with knowledge immediately recognized the sun and moon pattern on their clothes, and exclaimed in disbelief.

"Mingjiao?!"

This is the first time Mingjiao has reappeared in the world after a hundred years. Yao Chen spent a lot of thought and searched through the records about Mingjiao, as well as all the appearances in novels and film and television works, before designing this scene.

The men put the soft sedan down steadily, separated the two sides, and moved in unison.

The wind blew away the veil of my sedan chair, revealing a familiar face, the proprietress of the Wuyou Inn.

Everyone sighed: The identity of the proprietress is really unfathomable, and Shazhou can see her amazing strength from this, so the secret treasure must be real!I used to brush favorability in front of her before, but I don't know if it's useful now.

At this time, the proprietress lost a little of her usual coquettishness and became more dignified, but she was still gorgeous. When she smiled, the tails of her eyes were slightly curved, her brows were soft, and the spring breeze moved her. , the mole at the corner of the eye is even more sparkling.

"I am Yao Chen, the Dharma King of the Mingjiao. This Wuyou Inn is my teaching property. I hope you will forgive me for the poor reception. If you don't mind, you may as well follow me to this sand boat. My teaching has already prepared a banquet. I apologize to everyone. If you have anything to say or ask, you can speak freely at the table."

Knowing that there is no good banquet, everyone still couldn't bear the temptation of treasures, and walked all the way to the sand boat with flowers.

After everyone was seated, Yao Chen waved, and the twelve servants retreated immediately.

One of the six men glanced over Dongchang Baihu in the crowd, and Baihu shivered suddenly.Catcher Zheng sat next to him and immediately noticed something strange.

"Nothing." Dongchang Baihu said in a low voice.The sadness in his heart flowed like a river. If he was not mistaken, all the smooth masters in the East Factory were here. Usually, when they appeared, the world would be disturbed, but now they were all gathered in one place. Who knows if it will pierce the sky!

The man who looked at him was one of the notorious Ten Tigers of the East Factory, his immediate boss.

His boss stood while he sat and ate.Well, the little shoe is gone.

Although he didn't know why Dongchang wanted to pretend to be Mingjiao, but he knew that at this time, he had to keep his mouth shut and his tail between his legs.

At this time, the real Mingjiao hidden among the Jianghu people, seeing Yao Chen's appearance of making phone calls, felt that he was weak, as if he had joined a fake Mingjiao.

Facing delicacies from mountains and seas and gluttonous delicacies, the hundreds of households in Dongchang are a little bit clueless about whether there is any poison in them. They pray that the boss will kindly feed him an antidote when he is foaming at the mouth and bleeding from his orifices.

With the same guess as him, there are other people from all over the world, the elders of the Lone Ghost School who had quarreled with Guo Yi before, unceremoniously summoned a pus-covered toad/toad/toad, and gave it a bite of every dish , and then rest assured to eat.Seeing that Yao Chen didn't stop him, and didn't show displeasure or guilt, everyone used their own methods to check whether it was poisonous.

Among them, there are also those who have no fear and eat without testing poison, such as Guo Yi and others.

This hero who has experienced all kinds of trials and tribulations, when Yao Chen appeared, he was very concerned, thinking that something earth-shattering and earth-shattering was about to happen.

Sure enough, after everyone finished eating, Yao Chen showed them what a textbook revenge is.