Gospel of Lazy Cancer

There is a new gossip in Yinchuan City.

The proprietress of the Worry-Free Inn is back, alone!

She left with the rich businessman before, but now she came back alone, and she didn't spend a lot of time to attract bees and butterflies after she came back, as if she was a different person, she didn't like to join in the fun, and often drank alone with the moon, feeling sad.Therefore, the people in Yinchuan rumored that the proprietress was really moved this time, but in the end she was hurt by the heartless man.

Some people said that the proprietress went to his home with the young master, and their marriage had to be called off due to the opposition of the elders, and the two reluctantly said goodbye; ...In short, it is recognized by everyone that the proprietress of the Worry-Free Inn has returned to being single and her style of acting has changed drastically.

Everyone loves to watch the scenes of the prodigal son, especially those involving characters such as beautiful women, rich sons, generals and captains, fierce wives and jealous women. It has been widely circulated and it is talked about with great interest.

"Lieutenant Lu, don't you go to see the proprietress?"

I don't know how many people have asked Captain Lu like this.

The relationship between Xiaowei Lu and the proprietress was maintained for a long time, and he was once beaten into a panda by his own tigress because of the proprietress. They all cared about one sentence.

Recently, Wu Shoubing received a letter from his daughter reporting her safety. She is now sent to live in a secret place by Dongchang. Although she is not as comfortable as at home, she is also happy.Although he knew that his daughter was still alive before, he didn't know the details, but now his concern finally fell to the ground, and the dark clouds that had been shrouding him dissipated, so he was quite emotional, and even had the leisure to gossip.

Captain Lu thought in his heart, if I teach you that the proprietress and Lao Tzu are both from Dongchang, let's see if you dare to ask!

But on the surface, he is his boss after all, so he can only beg for mercy and let him go.

He returned home with a depressed face, and his wife observed his expression, hesitant to speak.

"What's wrong?" Captain Lu asked.

"The proprietress of the Wuyou Inn is also very pitiful. I didn't like her at the time, mainly because I was afraid that she would ruin the style of the family if she came in. If she is willing to change her ways, it's okay to marry in."

Captain Lu looked terrified, shaking his head like a rattle, is there still peace for her to enter the door?

"Tsk, heartbroken girl. Today you sleep in the study."

"..."

People in Yinchuan have complex perceptions of the proprietress of the Wuyou Inn, just like people in Beijing have a complex view of prostitutes in brothels. When the Internet first emerged, people treated Internet celebrities, a little yearning for them, a little bit contemptuous of the world, a little bit proud, but not entirely.

She was born glamorous and charming, and lived a carefree and unrestrained life, full of emotion and a bit of legend. She can be like a fish in water among people in the rivers and lakes and officials, some admire her, some hate her, and her life is extremely wonderful.

On this day, Colonel Lu went out of the city under the expectation of everyone, and headed towards the Wuyou Inn.

The guards at the gate of Yinchuan looked at each other with tacit admiration.

Maybe I can take advantage of it and reconnect with the proprietress!

Wuyou Inn seems to be the same as in the past.

The flattering dumb waiter, the sick accountant who coughs all day long, the unpalatable food, the meager drinks, and the unscrupulous prices.

Captain Lu complained: "I have been a regular customer for many years, but I am still so shady."

Yao Chen is as usual, weak and boneless, leaning lazily on the railing, like a snake monster who can never stand upright, holding a red plum and white porcelain wine cup in his left hand, looking at people with slender and charming eyes.

She said slowly, "We're old acquaintances, you're still fussing over every detail, talking about relationships hurts money!"

"Come and have a drink with me."

"Your drinks are bad."

Captain Lu laughed and scolded: "It's not the wine you sold me!"

Yao Chen smiled: "I invite you to drink mine." He bent his eyes, his bright red lips curled up, and it was like spring water in a spring river, and the falling leaves were colorful.He walked up to Colonel Lu, who naturally hugged his waist, Yao Chen's heart moved, and he poured him a small glass, the wine was clear and fragrant, with a special refreshing aroma.

Yao Chen reassured him: "It's Qingyou."

Captain Lu drank it in one gulp, and praised: "Good wine!" The aroma and taste blended, bursting out from the tip of the mouth and tongue, with an endless aftertaste.

He was about to say something to the proprietress when he suddenly heard a crackling sound from the backyard of the inn, as if someone was fighting.

"What's going on inside?"

Yao Chen's tone was flat: "The new guy is clumsy." He was undergoing induction training.

The movement was quite loud, like the sound of rolling stones breaking. Colonel Lu made a fool of himself and hurried down to look. He found a new face, in his 20s, with the appearance of a man from the rivers and lakes. He was working hard, splitting Bricks, freehand.With four fingers together, he chopped down, and the bluestone brick was split into two even halves like tofu.It was he who made the noise just now.

After finishing the work, the cook brought him a basket of fresh chestnuts, and he started peeling the chestnuts again.The skin of the chestnut is hard and thorny, it hurts the hands of ordinary people when touched, of course it is no problem for a guy who can split bricks with his bare hands.

Xiaobing reported the situation to the captain, and Captain Lu was speechless for a while.

"With such a talent, if he fights hard in the army, he will surpass me in a few years."

"People from Jianghu would rather be sent by my boss than to be a lackey of the imperial court."

That thunderbolt hand was met by Yao Chen during the Xie family's martial arts competition to recruit relatives. The martial arts he practiced was flawed, and those who practiced it didn't live long, but his family practiced it for generations. If he didn't practice, he couldn't gain a foothold in the world. He can only continue to practice. At present, his nephew and nephew have also started to learn and have made some achievements.

Thunderbolt arrived at the inn earlier than Yao Chen, and quickly spent all his expenses, so he worked here to pay off his debts, and worked as a clerk with food and lodging. The work was easy, and he also stayed patiently for medical treatment.

When Thunderbolt first arrived at Wuyou Inn, although he was full of curiosity, overall he was relatively confident and relaxed.Although his rank in the martial arts competition was mediocre and he was eliminated very early, it was because he met Yao Chen. In fact, in terms of skill, he had already touched the first-class threshold.This is still the result of him realizing the problem of his own mentality and trying his best to suppress his skills.Yigao is bold, he is not afraid of Yao Chen's tricks, he greeted his family and friends, and came to the Wuyou Inn alone.

However, it was only when he got here that he understood what it means to be a hidden stone, which is like a crouching dragon.

That waiter, not to mention anything else, can rank among the top three in the Jianghu alone; the sick accountant is the personal disciple of the genius doctor of the Jianghu. As for the cook in the back kitchen, it is even more unfathomable, and the thunderbolt hand can't tell the depth at all. Only the cook seems to be mentally damaged, and his brain is not very bright. It is very likely that he was coaxed by the proprietress.

"Handy boy, are the chestnuts peeled yet? Waiting for the chestnut roast chicken." The cook shouted from the kitchen.

"Here we come." The newly promoted little handyman shook the basket in his hand to shake off the debris of the shell. He was obviously not very good at work, so he shook out the chestnut meat with a little force. Pick up what falls outside.

"Go wash it, save some water." The cook didn't say anything to him when he saw it, and suddenly thought of something, his eyes were empty, and he murmured: "If my wife is still here..."

The accountant just came in and said, "Don't worry, he often does this, and his mind wanders off halfway through his words."

"What's the matter with his wife?" Thunderbolt asked.

"I don't know," the accountant shook his head, "When he mentions his wife, he keeps silent. He probably got separated or passed away unfortunately. He couldn't accept this reality, so he kept looking for it. The proprietress strictly forbids us to mention his wife in front of him. Reduce the stimulus and let him figure it out slowly."

"What if you can't figure it out?" Thunderbolt asked.

"It's rare to be confused. It's okay to be like this all your life." The accountant was open-minded, "Do your best to obey the destiny.

Thunderbolt Hand who came to seek medical treatment: "..."

"Don't worry, you can still be cured."

"Oh."

"Take medicine."

Thunderbolt looked at the bowl of medicine in front of him that was so dark that its ingredients could not be seen, and drank it expressionlessly.

Don't worry about this tongue.

Because of the treatment, Thunderbolt is the most familiar with the accountant.He had personally seen his father's body exploding and dying when he couldn't suppress his power, so he cooperated very well.He told the truth about his family's mentality and his physical condition without any concealment. The information is all in hand.

"Your skill is concentrated in your palms. According to common sense, if the explosion should start from your hands, but according to the autopsy of your clansman's body, the heart is broken, and the other lungs are only affected. Your pulse case, heart pulse It is turbid, weak and short, so I deduce that the heart has been damaged due to years of practice, and finally it could not bear the increasing power and burst."

Thunderbolt hand nodded in agreement, and the tribe also had similar speculations.

"Is there a way to deal with it?"

"The best strategy is to complete the mental method, so that the circulation in the body can reach a balance, and exercise the heart meridian to make up for the deficiency. This is the most difficult, after all, the mental method is not so easy to change; the middle strategy is to dissipate part of your skill to avoid exceeding the heart meridian. It is not a long-term solution, but the risk is minimal.”

Thunderbolt smiled wryly. His parents and elders had naturally tried both of the two things the accountant said, but the mentality was handed down from the ancestors, and it was easy not to tell others, and he couldn't find senior martial arts geniuses to repair and improve the mentality, and Sangong undoubtedly deviated from it. The original intention of protecting and developing the family, so neither method is perfect.

He asked, "What's the next move?"

The cashier gave him a look, as if watching prey caught in a trap.

"Change your heart," he said.

Thunderbolt's expression seemed to be listening to the Arabian Nights.

The accountant didn't take care of him at all. He talked like a lunatic, as if explaining the operation process to the patient, and seemed to be talking to himself, completely immersed in his own world.

After hearing this, Thunderbolt seemed to understand.

Oh, to open up his chest, saw a few ribs out, take a suitable healthy heart, replace his weak heart, attach blood vessels, pin the ribs back, and sew up the chest.

Accountant: Look, it's very simple!

Thunderbolt Hand: What a simple ghost!

The accountant looked excited, his eyes were shining, obviously he didn't have much effort, but the Thunderbolt hand felt timid, and regretted that he had thrown himself into a trap and came to this weird inn.

"The proprietress is right. Scholars must be knowledgeable, diligent and tireless, and don't listen to hearsay. As far as medicine is concerned, it is a deep mistake." (from "The Great Doctor's Sincerity") The accountant looked longingly in the direction of the lobby .

"I tried it with cattle and sheep, but failed hundreds of times. One time, the heart was replaced successfully, but the sheep died within twelve hours. I dissected and found that the internal organs were bleeding and the wound was festering. In the end, the proprietress had to point it out to find the key."

When he talked about the turmoil, his voice was high-pitched, he coughed again and again, his face was flushed, and Thunderbolt was too scared to speak. He has been in the rivers and lakes for many years, and he has seen many vicious gangsters, but the extreme madness and calmness in the accountant's eyes still make him He was like hell, creepy.

When he was talking, the accountant couldn't help confessing: "My spleen and lungs are naturally weaker than ordinary people. I have been plagued by illnesses since I was a child. When I got sick, I coughed and had difficulty breathing. If I hadn't met my master, I would have become a ghost. , can’t do heavy work, and can’t tire the body. Since I was a child, I thought that it would be great if I could replace this useless lung.” He glanced at Thunderbolt Hand, then sighed: “I’m afraid I can’t find it in the world. I am a doctor whose medical skills are comparable to mine, and I will not be able to realize my wish of getting a lung replacement in my lifetime, but I can accumulate experience from you and your people and pass it on to future generations."

Thunderbolt: Did you ask me?Still presumptuously claiming to include my family members? !

He observed for a while, the waiter with the best lightness kung fu was greeting the guests, and the cook with the deepest inner kung fu was busy inside, so if you want to run away, now is the time!

He slapped the cashier, and he didn't want to hurt anyone, just to fight for a chance to escape.

However, he immediately felt dizzy as soon as he worked hard, and fell to the ground, with chestnuts scattered all over the ground.

In a blur of consciousness, he heard the voice of the cashier: "I have fed you precious medicinal materials for more than half a month, and your body is ready. For the sake of your honesty, I gave you the drug. Rest assured, sleep at ease... We have already found a new heart for you..."

In the proprietress's room, Captain Lu sat on the bed with his shirt off.

There was a sharp white knife resting on the bare chest.

"What's the meaning of this, lady boss?"

Yao Chen: "Your chest muscles are not as big as Captain Lu's."

"The proprietress misunderstood, maybe I have been slack in training these few days."

"Don't pretend, your disguise technique is really superb, but you are not Captain Lu, the position of holding my waist just now is wrong, it's too low," Yao Chen pouted, "Rogue!" More importantly, the real Lu The captain avoided him for fear of not being able to make it, unless there was an important matter, he would rather die than step into the inn.

At this time, the waiter came in quietly and made a gesture, saying that the soldiers brought by the fake captain Lu had already been dealt with.

Captain Lu knew that this Wuyou Inn was unfathomable, and when he saw the lightness of the waiter who didn't bother to hide it at this time, he felt a little familiar, as if thinking of something, his face changed.

He didn't care to hide his identity, and asked in surprise: "Stealth?"

The waiter blinked his eyes, he was born cautious, and it's not easy to recognize him in the Jianghu.

Waiting hall sign language: Stealing God?

False Captain Lu was sweating anxiously: "I don't know sign language...why are you dumb? Have you fallen to this level?"

There was a lot of helplessness in the waiter's eyes, and his eyes drifted towards Yao Chen.

Yao Chen understood, and rolled his eyes: "Why, do you still want to share your experience as a thief? Do you want to be roommates in the prison?"

After cross-examination, Yao Chen was relieved to learn that Colonel Zhenlu was just knocked out and locked up, and his life was not in danger.

After all, I have played with Captain Lu for two years, and I finally cultivated a tacit understanding. If it is gone, I have to find it again.

Thief God took off his disguise, revealing a baby face, just looking at his face, he seemed to be only sixteen or seventeen years old, his whole face wrinkled because of the bitterness in his mouth: "What did you feed me?"

Yao Chen: "Of course it's poison. If you don't take the antidote for seven days, you will die of intestinal perforation and bleeding from the seven orifices."

"But why do I feel like Coptis chinensis? Maybe the antidote you gave me after seven days is the real poison?"

"It seems that there is a family of thieves in the world. He used to react the same as you. Look at him now."

Thief Saint folded his hands in front of his body, with a face full of remorse. When he was caught by Yao Chen's half-smile eyes, his body arched slightly, uneasy, like a lamb facing a hungry wolf.

"You bitch is too cruel!" Babyface couldn't help but said.

"The real cruelty is to throw you to the accountant downstairs." Give him materials for human experiments.

Thief God looked at the waiter suspiciously, and the waiter nodded wildly.

The accountant was a little regretful that Captain Lu's heart couldn't be used anymore, after all, people with high martial arts skills have better physical fitness.On the other hand, the baby face was full of joy at escaping from birth. The idea was too hard, so he admitted it, and took the initiative to explain the ins and outs to Yao Chen: Someone offered a huge reward for the secret of the Wuyou Inn.

The secret of Wuyou Inn is the stronghold of Mingjiao.Back then, people from all corners of the world chased and killed Jian Xinshui, most of them didn't know the connection between Jian Xinshui and Wuyou Inn. Now Shi Zhengyang, Guo Yi, senior executives of Dongchang and Jinyiwei, etc. who knew about this matter, who on earth suddenly became interested in Wuyou Inn? Interested?

The baby-faced thief asked curiously: "What's the secret here? Treasures from the previous dynasty? Martial arts cheats? Magical medicine and elixir?"

"Why do you ask?"

"Invited me out, where do I need to take action on ordinary treasures? And all the saints are here!"

The waiter was caught when he wandered around the palace and saw something he shouldn't have seen, but Yao Chen didn't want to reveal this, so he didn't explain it.

Babyface thought she had acquiesced, and said excitedly, "So it's true? It's a pity that I've been thinking about that poem for a long time, but I don't have a clue."

Yao Chen's heart skipped a beat: "What poem?"

"That's the one!" Thief God had an expression that you understand.

Yellow sand sunset linen shirt, worry-free inn and Jun Huan.

When the fireworks never go out day and night, the lake wind blows distant passenger ships.

"Do you also believe this nonsensical rumor?" Are Jianghu people so easy to deceive?

Yao Chen once deceived Xerxes II, the protector of the Persian headquarters, with the lie that the Wuyou Inn contained a treasure of Mingjiao, and then Xerxes II was caught by Jin Yiwei. With his greedy and arrogant character, is it right? He would take the initiative to tell others, unless he was arrested and knew that there was no hope of escape. At this time, he was imprisoned in the deepest part of the dungeon, so it was absolutely impossible to send the news.Therefore, if the news leaked out, the most likely time was when he was imprisoned in Hangzhou by Jinyiwei, which means that something went wrong inside Jinyiwei.

Old Immortal will definitely be very happy to receive this news.

But after all, the little wolf dog is responsible for this matter...