Gospel of Lazy Cancer

Yao Chen picks people's pain points and picks one right.

Xerxes II valued his dignity and reputation more than his life. He was proud of being born in the Persian general arena, regarded Shi Zhengyang as his opponent, and despised the profession of laughing.

"If you don't recruit, I will eunuch you, throw you into the most humble alley, and then tattoo you. The left face is the Persian General Altar, and the right face is the protector of the Dharma King. And, I will make sure that the teacher left sees it with his own eyes. What you look like."

"You...a poisonous woman! I'm going to kill you!!" Xerxes II's eyes were shattered, his face was distorted like a ghost crawling out of hell, he struggled like crazy, trying to pounce on Yao Chen, the chains were unbearable The sound of a heavy load.

"Think carefully about that donkey in your yard, and think about the corpses you smuggled out of the city during the day."

"Ah——!!" Xerxes II flashed before his eyes the usual scenes of torture and pleasure, and let out an inhuman roar, with endless fear mixed with anger.

"'I can't kill you, but I can make your life worse than death.' I will repeat the original words." Yao Chen calmly said and left.

Jin Yiwei all think that it is the letter in the mouth of the green snake, and the needle in the tail of the hornet, neither of which is poisonous, but the most poisonous to a woman's heart.

However, Park Jiayan could see the compassion, warmth and softness in Yao Chen's heart.His tenderness and kindness are reserved for friends and passers-by, but not for enemies.

Maybe it's because people who are not attractive are self-obsessed, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, he thinks that Yao Chen is good in every way, even when he is plotting against others, he is very cute, even if San Xiao is an idiot in vain, so why not?

On the official road, smoke and dust billowed, and a group of guards in brocade clothes came riding horses. They wore uniform black flying fish suits, with embroidered spring knives, flying fish with four claws on their chests, python-like with two horns, as if they wanted to fly up to pick someone and devour them. , menacing, domineering.Important criminals are held in the prison car, and the pedestrians around can't avoid it. If they can see clearly from a distance, they will retreat a hundred meters away, for fear of causing trouble to the upper body.

Going to the capital is dangerous, and Park Jiayan originally didn't want Yao Chen to accompany him, but because of his special status, he was afraid of being plotted against by the remnants of the Ming Sect, so he kept it by his side to protect him.

Ever since Pu Jiayan revealed the identity of Jinyiwei Qianhu, the two Jianghu people who originally followed Yao Chen were unwilling to follow him, let alone dared to follow. It can be seen that Jinyiwei has a bad reputation, and Yao Chen just wanted to let them go. What kind of guard do you want?

Before the two left, they even spoke a few words of persuasion from the bottom of their hearts.

"That's Jin Yiwei!"

Yao Chen: "What else?"

"That's Jin Yiwei!" Isn't that enough?

I'm still in Dongchang!

No matter how bad Jin Yiwei's reputation is, how can it be worse than Dongchang?

For the convenience of moving on the road, Yao Chen changed into a lake-green light men's clothing, and followed them in a carriage.

Every time he stopped to rest, he was a little green out of all black, more eye-catching than the prisoner, and he always received countless strange eyes.

"Master Qianhu, there is a ruined temple ahead, and there is still half a day's journey away from the next post station. It is going to rain in this weather, do you want the brothers to avoid it?"

Pu Jiayan agreed and said, "Stay vigilant."

As soon as they entered the ruined temple, there was a muffled thunder in the sky, and then the torrential rain poured down, and the dark clouds rolled in. It was originally noon, but it was as dark as night, and the atmosphere was oppressive. The disrepair of the roof added a bit of uneasiness.

Jin Yiwei was not the first to arrive at the ruined temple, several groups of people had already arrived in advance, and they immediately avoided the people from the imperial court, so Jin Yiwei occupied the best place in the east, with a wide view and less leaky wind and rain.

Yao Chen took a glance and found that this small temple had already accommodated about ten people, plus their group, it suddenly seemed a bit crowded.Those people included Jianghu people and businessmen. One of them recognized him, and the other party also saw him. He recognized Park Jiayan, and his face changed.

"Boss Zheng, you're safe and well." Yao Chen greeted happily, as if he didn't notice any hostility or vigilance from the crowd towards them.

Guanzhong Badao was originally in the crowd, but he immediately felt that there was a space around him. He was walking alone, and happened to pass by this dilapidated temple. Seeing the weather was bad, he came in to rest.He just had a good conversation with some other people from the rivers and lakes that he met by chance. He didn't want Yao Chen to talk to him, and he would be immediately isolated.

In desperation, he could only get closer.

"Don't dare to be a head arrester, Zheng has been away from the public for many years."

Yao Chen casually changed his address: "Brother Zheng, it's been several months since Xie's family left. I was framed that day, and it was you who spoke out righteously and pointed out the irrationality of the case. I will remember this kindness in my heart."

His eyes were full of sincerity and his words were sincere, Guan Zhong Ba Dao almost suspected that his memory was wrong, he never thought of helping him at all!At that time, the two of them pretended to be members of the Yanshan Security Bureau and were involved in the murder of Miss Xie's family. Guan Zhongbadao had many years of experience in handling cases, and he could see at a glance that Yao Chen's kung fu could not complete the crime alone, so he suspected that the other bodyguard was an accomplice, so Only then did he open his mouth to remind the Xie family.Yao Chen is so enthusiastic now that he can't help but think: Is this actually revenge?

Feeling vigilant in his heart, Guan Zhong Ba Dao's attitude was cold and polite: "Zheng is just telling the truth, you don't have to worry about it."

Thank you so much, just pretend you don't know me, thank you!

Park Jiayan has been following their conversation all the time. He didn't know the details of that night, and thought that Yao Chen was helped by this Jianghu person. What's more, they had opposing positions at that time, and he had injured the other party, so he was very polite to him: "I have offended you so much before. , I hope the hero Haihan."

As soon as he opened his mouth, the nature was very different. After all, Yao Chen didn't wear the flying fish suit, so he could barely be regarded as a Jiang Hu person or a commoner, but the leader of Jin Yiwei personally accepted the favor, which undoubtedly proves that Guanzhong Ba Dao has something to do with the imperial court, and it may even be possible. It's Jin Yiwei's running dog.

Guan Zhong Ba Dao smiled reluctantly, and he had a premonition: He might not be able to survive in this world.

There is a chain of contempt within the arena.

Even the imperial court has nothing to do with him, at the top of this chain, such as Mingjiao.

The second is respected by the court, such as Guo Daxia.

Once again, he is a key criminal wanted by the court.

The bottom is for the imperial court.

Now Guanzhong Badao has undoubtedly fallen to the bottom.

After talking with Yao Chen, Guanzhong Badao didn't go back to look for other Jiang Hu people in the temple, he went to a corner of the temple wisely, and stayed alone, especially desolate.

Jin Yiwei had a meal and took a rest. After half an hour, the rain was still heavy.

Hundreds of households frowned: "If you delay any longer, I'm afraid you won't be able to reach the station in time. It's even more dangerous to travel at night. It seems that we will spend the night in this ruined temple tonight."

After another hour, the torrential rain still didn't seem to stop, everyone had no choice but to stay in the ruined temple, and each team took turns to be on duty.

A few Jianghu people left when the rain subsided in the afternoon, and hurried on with light packs before it was too late.But the merchant and his guards had to stay behind, probably because they had so much cargo that they couldn't reach the next foothold before the sun went down.

Guanzhong Badao had the same idea as those Jianghu people, and set off as soon as the rain stopped.

"If you have anything to do, you can come to the Wuyou Inn to find me." Yao Chen whispered to him while no one was paying attention.

Guan Zhong Ba Dao had no expression on his face, he cupped his fists to say goodbye, and left without looking back.

At night, Yao Chen was leaning against a pillar and preparing to fall asleep, when he suddenly smelled a fragrance, a bit like musk.

He realized that it was coming, adjusted his posture, and continued to sleep.

Park Jiayan was the first to discover the enemy's attack, and he signaled to his subordinates that they had been prepared for a long time, and had taken the anti-drug drugs in advance, and it was not difficult to deal with it at this time, and they advanced and retreated with a certain degree of discipline.

There were more than 20 people who came, two of them were top-notch masters, with merciless strikes and deadly moves. In the past, only one would have been enough for Park Jiayan, but now he has entered the super-first-class realm of cultivating the Holy Fire Code. Besides, the two first-class masters are not afraid, with him restraining those two masters, the other Jin Yiwei guarded the prisoner firmly while defending against the enemy, seeming to be able to do a job with ease.

Amidst the sound of fighting, a sudden change occurred in the temple. The merchants and others who had been hiding on the side rose violently and attacked the prison car behind Jin Yiwei. A hidden weapon hit the prisoner's chest, and the prisoner only had time to let out a short groan before falling down.

"Successful, retreat!" The assassins immediately prepared to retreat.

Jin Yiwei left behind most of the people, but four or five assassins escaped.

"Lord Qianhu, the hidden weapon is poisonous, the prisoner has died seven times, and the subordinate has neglected his duty."

"Let's talk about it when we return to Beijing." Pu Jiayan ordered his subordinates to put the newly captured assassin alive in a cage, and transport them to the capital together with the corpse.

After that, they were not attacked again, and the journey was safe and smooth.

It's just that everyone's faces are not good-looking, one is tired and lack of energy, and the other is failure in action, the criminal was killed by the assassin, even if they have interrogated and confessed, the credit will be greatly reduced.

When they arrived at Fusi in Beizhen, they were slowed down. It turned out that the criminals had been secretly escorted to the capital by waterway. They were just suspicious soldiers who attracted firepower all the way.

Returning to the capital again, Yao Chen felt that things were right and people were wrong. In fact, the capital hadn't changed much in the past two years, but it was he who had changed.

This towering city wall and the bustling market actually made him feel close to his hometown.

"I want to go home and have a look," Yao Chen said shyly, "Talk to the elder first, and then I will take you to see him."

Pu Jiayan was omniscient and said, "Then I'll go back to my life first."

Only then did Yao Chen realize that he had to go back to work.

I hope the two don't run into each other in the Imperial Study Room.

How to tactfully tell the organization that you have betrayed?

"Jin Yiwei asked me to bring you a message."

Director Cao: "??"

"I'm already a member of Jinyiwei."

"You, you, you... You scoundrel! Traitor!" People say that raising a son is a defense against old age, and the son he raised must be mad at himself to death.

"You can expel me from the East Factory, I'm going to Jinyiwei, husband and wife follow suit, understand?"

Governor Cao took a deep breath: "I haven't seen you for two years, your heart will be wild. This spy is really responsible. Do you still remember that you are from Dongchang?"

I don’t know which great philosopher said that the job of undercover is “unpleasant everywhere, not human at both ends, suspicious of everyone, really unbearable”.

Yao Chen is not a character who can swallow his anger, he hates guessing, and if he speaks clearly and communicates well, there will be a lot of right and wrong in the world.

It's okay not to talk about old age, but Yao Chen gets angry when he mentions it, and settles accounts with him: "Do you know my life experience?"

Governor Cao sneered: "I should ask you this question. Let your surname be Cao, you must say that your surname is Yao, what is the memory of the past life, and treat me as an old fool? There is no evidence to find out your own life experience, you will be so Sure?" Besides, what's wrong with being surnamed Cao? !

Yao Chen blinked: "So you don't know that my life experience is related to Mingjiao?"

Governor Cao: "Think about all the things you have done since you were a child, which one is not enough to beheaded? Hmm? Long live and I want to kill you, do we need to make such an effort?"

"Then why did you force me to go out..." Yao Chen felt a little guilty, he did not hesitate to speculate on human nature with the greatest malice, but in fact he had prepared for the worst.If he was really tricked by them, and they deliberately pushed him, the descendant of Mingjiao protector, to work as an undercover agent in Mingjiao, so inhumane, he would definitely retaliate and go back, not biting a piece of meat to count his temper.I didn't expect that I thought too much...

Governor Cao was furious: "You have the face to say it? You lie on the couch all day, and your limbs are degenerated! Even if it is the management of the East Factory to make suggestions, it is still using your brain. The letters are read to you by others. You What is the difference between this and a waste person?!"

Yao Chen blushed: "I just don't have a goal."

This adoptive father was not bad to him, except for the first few years of struggling at the bottom, the two of them had a hard life. After he climbed up to the emperor and took charge of the East Factory, Yao Chen began to enjoy life and act as a domineering blessing.With the protection of Governor Cao, even the imperial concubine dotes on him in the palace, Yao Chen is so salty that he is insane, if he is thrown into the lake, the lake can turn into a sea.

Yilai stretched out his hands and opened his mouth. This is the most basic thing. Even when he turned over, he had to be served by servants. Once, Governor Cao saw him in the same posture three days ago, and he was still in the same posture three days later. He almost had a cerebral hemorrhage.

So, taking advantage of the fact that he offended the emperor again, Governor Cao proposed to send him out to cure his problems. Unexpectedly, he did so brilliantly and even found his own parents.

Thinking of this, Governor Cao felt bad.

The two looked at each other, speechless for a while.

"How is the palace?"

"same as usual."

The two chatted one after another, and had a reunion dinner. Governor Cao visited him several times, and was very pleased that he had finally learned to eat with chopsticks by himself.

Yao Chen: ...

After dinner, Yao Chen wanted to visit the noble concubine, but was persuaded by Governor Cao.

"The censor is watching, do you still want to be raped by ginseng/chaos the harem?"

"Where did they get the news so quickly? No one believed me if someone said it wasn't against me."

I don't know when, rumors about the emperor, the imperial concubine and his 3P spread all over the capital. The rumors have their noses and eyes, including how he and the emperor played with each other, how he invited the emperor to favor him. Jin Yiwei even copied out an adaptation based on the three of them in a small workshop. The eclectic story book and picture album.

Yao Chen specially looked for him, and inside he became a top-quality lure, with a coquettish appearance and a soft figure, and he can handle any difficult poses, and more importantly, he is very talented and especially edible.There is a fragment in which Yao Chen was deeply impressed. He asked the emperor to beg for an official position. The emperor said that if he could eat a bead, he would be promoted to a higher rank, so he was promoted from the ninth rank to the second rank.As for why it wasn't the first grade in the end, it was because the emperor was hooked by him, and he went straight into the hole with one shot, almost hitting him to death.

The master is among the people!This little Huang Wen wrote it, and he could lick it twice after reading it.

Today is different from the past, Yao Chen thought that now I have a little wolf dog, so he listened to Governor Cao's words and didn't go there, but sent someone to send a lot of good things to the imperial concubine as a token of his affection.

Waiting for the lamp to be held, the emperor will have time to see him.

The emperor is a very handsome young man, and his royal genes are not bad. He looks like his mother, a bit feminine. Because he likes military affairs, he often hunts and learns to bow and horse, so he looks tall and tall.He has only been crowned for a few years, and is only four years older than Yao Chen. The two can be regarded as brothers who grew up together.This emperor is full of flaws, he is so beautiful, he likes gold and jade, he likes to enjoy luxury, he believes in power and treacherous eunuchs, and he is aggressive, cruel and easy to kill.Absolutely the faint king did not run away.

But he has one advantage, that is, long-term love, and he has an unexpectedly high tolerance for people who followed him when he was young. Almost all the old eunuchs who serve him are in high positions, and they can't enjoy the glory and wealth. He is full of confidence, even the gentleman who used to beat him in the past is now forming a clique in the court to exclude dissidents, and the emperor has not done anything to him.

Before he became emperor, Yao Chen was his playmate, after he became emperor, Yao Chen was his confidant.

The bond between them is very deep. It can be said that if the emperor does not have an Oedipus, a ghost, or a violent tendency, Yao Chen might consider breaking him up.

As soon as they met, the emperor shouted and asked, "Yao Jingxing, are you guilty?"

With a slap, the hand slapped on the table, the brush trembled, and the table case was about to be smashed to pieces.

"You know it grows from a tiny seed trying to soak up the sun, weather the wind and rain, grow into a big tree, be cut down, cut and hammered and hammered, and finally become a perfect tree. How difficult is it to make a table case like a work of art?"

The emperor's tone was sarcasm: "Go out, you are willing to say a few more words."

Yao Chen sighed: "I can't help it, I step on the tip of a knife every day, and travel all over the rivers and lakes, all with one mouth." He leaned over, grabbed the emperor's hand and looked through it: "Does it hurt? You don't know martial arts... Look, it's all red, rub it for you."

The emperor let him be courteous and courteous, his expression softened a little, and the strangeness and alienation he hadn't seen for two years seemed to never appear.

Yao Chen asked: "What crimes did others accuse me of?" This said, as if all the crimes were framed by others.Yao Chen was right. In this era of supremacy of imperial power, if the emperor says he is innocent, he is innocent.

"I haven't come back for two years, I've been running around on business, and some people think that I don't like me and trip me up."

"Since it's been so hard, why don't you come back this time and don't go out in the future."

Yao Chen was overjoyed: "Long live thank you, I have made a great contribution this time, why don't you reward me personally?"

"Anyone can do it, but Park Jiayan can't."

The emperor's eyes sank, and he looked at Yao Chen with his dark eyes. Yao Chen was startled, but he couldn't see the emotion inside.

"Why? I've slept with him."

The emperor's words were not surprising, and he said slowly: "You can sleep with me too."

Yao Chen was completely stunned.